Naked Attraction (Channel 4).

I thought I had plumbed the depths of British TV with my recent cunting of Love Island, but I had forgotten about the abomination that is Naked Attraction. Naked Attraction makes Love Island look like Kenneth Clarke’s Civilisation.

You know the format. Anna Richardson, looking drunk after overdosing on Sue Perkin’s industrial grade quim-juice, tries to match some naked saddo with other saddo’s who gradually reveal more and more of their gross naked bodies. Things are seen which are better left unseen, such as –

– the “gentleman” that had turned his pubic area into an elephant with his penis making up the trunk of the animal. Either side of his member was two ears drawn on to his groin;
– the weirdo that said how he liked to use his long beard to tickle girls during intimate sessions. “It’s one of those things that I excel at in in life”, he explained;
– men and women with ugly tattoos, stretch marks, saggy breasts, fat and other revolting appendages best left covered;
– the woman who brought her Yorkshire Terrier on set to sniff contestants groins;
– a churchgoing fat milf that sung hymns – “Adam and Eve found love in the garden of Eden, and they were naked, so now it’s my turn!”
– the woman with a Batman tattoo above her intimate area which she described as marking out her “bat cave”;
– the sad cunt that said “What I’m taking away from this experience is that I saw a hot girl naked, which is a massive, massive victory for me.”
– Anna Richardson’s bizarre comments- “have you ever been faced by six penises before”, and “could you work with this penis”, and “have you got any disastrous public hair stories”, etc, etc.

How was this garbage ever commissioned? Who watches it? How low do you have to be to take part in it? What does it say about Channel 4. And what does it say about the UK?

We used to be entertained by Robert Robinson and “Ask the Family”. Now we have “Naked Attraction”. A literally revolting display of cunts.

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