Megan Markle is a shameless cunt, I can see what’s going on here, she’s going to start whoring out her kids for a bit of publicity Katy Price style.
So what have these poor unfortunate and possible make-believe brats inherited?
Let’s see, well it can’t be sickle cell because they will be quarter cast at worst with ginger fro, s, maybe it will be the ability to be a colossal cunt, who will say anything, do anything, fuck anyone for her own advancement.
They won’t be inheriting anything royal, because even the royals are going to turn around and say Harry isn’t related to them by blood if he keeps banging his drum like the demented Duracell monkey that he is.
They won’t be inheriting any fortunes because Harry and Megan have no control over money at all, allegedly. My Jack Russel is more financially aware than these fuckwits,
And lastly they won’t even have families to fall back on(Meghan doesn’t do family so has fucked them all off) when H and M get a cap popped in their ass by one of their adoring fans, the SAS or Phillips ghost.
The only thing they are going to have left to punt is the “Is it because I is black” card!
Fuck me that’s going to be hysterical, paste white, ginger fucks trying to play the poor down trodden plight of cotton picking slaves…. Fucking hell I think I can predict the future, its going to happen, now if only I could win the lottery, a nice shiny new ak47 and a plane ticket.
Nominated by: Fuglyucker
Oh no! Not another Markle cunting! That’s 17 well-deserved combined cuntings for Harry and/or Meghan this year!
https://is-a-cunt.com/?s=markle&submit=Search
https://is-a-cunt.com/page/3/?s=harry&submit=Search
All that can be said about these specimens has been said, I reckon. They just need to be ignored until they come zipping back to Blighty to speak to the Queen as Harry is requesting, but ain’t nobuddy gut time fuh that! Until that day, I say let’s put a moratorium of these mongs.
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One thing is certain, the little fuckers will be a right pair of cunts.
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For sure. WOKE as fuck. Annoying little cunts.
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I’d love it if the gølly gingers rebelled against Megraine, Orangutwat and became anti woke hardarses like good King George V.
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I didn’t realise fuckwittedness was inherited.
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Of course it is…I come from a long line of Fuckwitts..we can trace our fuckwittedness back to the Norman Conquest.
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I was going to say she must have a vag as wide as the Blackwall Tunnel, but all the rumours that the sprogs have been produced using surrogate mothers might mean that it is still in good condition. She seems to me to be reminiscent of a high mileage car that has been well maintained; at least in the minge department.
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No she’s just an old banger, that’s been touched up.
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But you don’t know who she was knocking around with, or knocked up by, before she found her meal ticket.
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Maybe she got them from the Shitta Begum Adoption Agency.
ie a soiled bunch of rags.
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Just think for the next husband, low mileage snatch, several careful users and owned and rarely used by royal member, no kids so not like sleeve of wizard, a snip at $344,000000 until you run out of money and she has to find the next silly man….
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Ah the Markles, bless ’em.
A public spectacle to give us all something to laugh at in these trying times.
They can’t be cunted enough.
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Oven please
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Her Majesty has tried to ignore and play down the shenanigans of her bastard Grandson and his shameless whore of a wife.
With their relentless digs criticism and hanging of dirty washing in public i don’t know how long the Royals will be able to withstand this .
I know a lot of you want to ditch the Royal Family but at least you can see where the money is going. The alternative would be a president and a very corrupt entourage or these pair of cunts.
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Quite right Fenton, we’ve had some shit Governor Generals, the traitor SirJohn Kerr. nønce sympathiser Archbishop Hollingsworth and elitist harridan Dame Quentin Bryce(her entire household staff quit twice). Just consider the horror of President Blair, Khan, Izzard or Abbott.
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I thought this was going to be about how an Ethiopian scientist had made a perfect clone of Skid Markel from some camel shit.
Just shows what I know.
The cunt.
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This pair are going to have to whore themselves more and more down the years – to satisfy their Netflix contract, keep Hollywood interested and stay in the limelight. They’ve bitten off more than they can chew and pay back time is approaching.
What a pair of morons. Being a royal is a cake walk in comparison. But they couldn’t stand playing second fiddle to the Queen and William and Kate.
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Markle will probably have to do a Vorderman and show off her tits and arse in one of those daft “50 is the new 20” tabloid articles and advertise Over 50s Life Insurance, or perhaps become the snatch of Tenaladies.
I just wish the palace would let it be known Harry is no more royal than I am – he is the bastard son of J
ames Hewitt, or whoever else was porking Diana’s vag at the time in the 1980s.
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The way to bury these cunts us ignore them. The more people that ignore them the less media coverage they get. No media interest, no Netflix deal.
Every-word spoken or written about them counts as public interest.
We’d do these cunts more harm by never mentioning them than we do by repeated cuttings. I wonder what they will do when they are desperate? Home made porno leak?
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Certainly wouldn’t buy their books.
My arse is fussy about bumf…
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Hypermobility? What a load of made up breakfast tv fucking bollocks. The OP is correct, the slag will be whoring out the brats in the manner of the Pricey/Jordan slut. Which means she won’t be needing old gingerbollocks. She must be well bored with that dullard cunt. At heart she’s a Hollywood slapper, his dim posh face just doesn’t fit in that world.
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Where is an underpass and a pissed chauffeur when you need it 🤬
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Dear Admin,
Perhaps we should not only have a dead pool but also who can predict when Markle media whore will dump Harry Hewitt ???
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I think she’s in for a long game, at least another 10 years.
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Tell you what, if the horrendous bitch doesn’t croak any time soon, I reckon that Megain Markup will end us as the most cunted ISAC cunt of all time. Every year she will get even bigger as a cunt and her eventual divorce from Henery Hawk of Hewitt will bring out an even more monstrous cunt. People think Megain is a total cunt now (and she is), but we ain’t seen nothing yet. She will get bigger and badder. Nice thought, eh?😉
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Rumour has it, she’s enrolled at the Nancy Pigosi Charm School.
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Whatever they do or say comes across as staged, or badly timed, or straight lies, or a load of woke guff. He harps on about Invictus, she harps on about wimmin empowerment; they are walking, talking emetics.
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I like her.
She never pretended to be anything bar a “woke” actress with an eye for the main chance…and she’s played a blinder.
Princess Megan is just what this Country needs after years of the staid,inbred Windsor clan…she’d make the perfect Queen of a modern,vibrant United Kingdom if she ditched that congenital moron,Harry, and married Mo Farah instead.
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Clearly you’re on a promise with Migraine!
I hope she knows her Ps and Qs when she tootles up your vast gravelled driveway and pounds your massive knocker on your mansion in deepest Northumberland!
Just make sure you keep an eye on your antiques, paintings and other valuables. She is “a bit black” after all,
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I’m prepared to overlook her “touch of the tarbrush” if she’s prepared to overlook my complete lack of redeeming features..and gis a gobble.
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Oh no, Dick, your blow up sex doll left you again? 😃
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She’s left me,RTC….I overinflated her with the compressor that I use on the tractor tyres….the brazen hussy was last seen drifting over Otterburn Firing Ranges exposing her grossly swollen piss-flaps to startled Black Hawk helicopter pilots….Hopefully they’ll mistake her for a civilian and call in a drone strike before she moves on to flashing her pearly at Russian cosmonauts on the Space Station.
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After a particularly vigorous scuttling she farted and jumped out the window… 😁
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That Markle slag must be gagging for a bit of your compressor, Dick.
“Come on big boy, overinflate my ego some more – harder harder harder!”
Not sure I want to see her piss flaps appearing over Portmeirion though…
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I reckon the blow-up doll has got a TV job… Playing ‘Vera”…
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Give it another year or so and the Meghan rollercoaster will go right off the rails and go crashing into the nearest septic tank!
Then of course she’ll play the victim, bin Harry, sell a few more fuck’n’tell stories, beg for interview time on Oprah Wankfrey with the old fake tears and “I is black” card at the ready.
Then she’ll do the begging bowl with Netfuck and Amazon Prime for exclusive TV docudramas – and a “Day in the Life of a Grasping Cunt” for a few more million!
That’s when old Queenie puts her foot down and gets in touch with a couple of geezers, and suggests Meghan takes a trip to Paris!
Sorted.
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She is a twat no doubt, but looked fuckable in her cameo appearance in Horrible Bosses as Fed Ex girl.
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What chance do their kids have, being the spawn of a simpleton and a sociopath? Come their sixteenth birthdays, they’ll already be snorting piles of coke big enough to ski down, as well as squatting out their own misbegotten squealers.
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Monument Cunt – Id bang it though
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My penny worth. The cunts can do what they like say what they like, fly around the World in a coal powered supersonic aircraft only used to transport arseholes to climate conferences I do not give a bats winkle, as long as none of our money is used to finance the wankfest that is the H and M show
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I cannot even stand to look at any pic of them. She’s just some polished up, cock sucking yacht whore, and that ginger cunt is nothing but a fucking lying Walt! It won’t be long before the truth about him comes out, and on that day she will drop him and kick him to the kerb like a bag of ginger dog shit.
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These pair of cunts are obviously boring the US with their racist and mental health stories and are now trying a new tack.
Who on earth gives a fuck?
I’ve got a bad back but I don’t blog the whole world about it, I just go to the osteopath.
Shut the fuck up you cunts and live the quiet life you wanted.
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She has pissed off the wrong family this time.
Since Prince Philip’s will has been sealed for 90 years, nobody in living memory will ever be able to guess that his dying wish was to see her private jet blown out of the sky by an RAF Typhoon and the wreckage torpedoed by a RN submarine, while still made to look like an accident.
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Hairy and Megacunt today visited the Mahalia Jackson School in Harlem. The customers here are mostly black and Hispanic, and 95% are on free school meals. Educationally it is an underachiever.
What did Megcess wear for visiting the po’ folks? I can only apologise for telling you:
Meghan Markle, 40, wrapped up in a $5,840 Loro Piana cashmere coat, matching $1,685 wide-leg pants for her visit to a Harlem school this morning
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Accessorized with some of her favorite jewelry, including Princess Diana’s $23,000 Cartier Tank watch
Also wore a $6,900 Cartier Love bracelet, a $3,000 Jennifer Meyer tennis bracelet, a $4,500 diamond ring by Birks, and her diamond engagement ring (Daily Mail, obvs.)
Someone really needs to check their privilege.
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Odious vile cunt!! What on earth was he thinking!? She’s either a good shag and takes it up the shitter or he really does believe all this woke bollocks!! No cunt cares what happens – if the pair of em croaked tomorrow I wouldn’t bat an eyelid!! As for that dirty slag I wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire!!
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