Demanding Dame Elton John (12)

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Who the fuck does the demented old Queen think that he is ?…”Demanding” meetings with the P.M. to,no doubt,scweam and scweam because nobody gives a fuck about some Aids-defying botty-bashing,irrelevant old Cunt and his selfish demands.

I couldn’t give a tupenny fuck if I never had to hear another of his dirges or look at his special-needs bus face again.

Fuck Off, you old Cunt…and take yer shite-stained gerbils with ya.

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Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

63 thoughts on “Demanding Dame Elton John (12)”

  1. With the piano skills of a fingerless leper and a voice resemblent of that infamous rooster Fog Horn, the arse farmer continues to exhalt himself way above his ability.

    Never like the cunt, and if I had my way, no way would I allow him or any other of his ilk adopt children! Stick to the fudge shute if you must, but for fucks sake keep the other hole fucking shut !

  2. Apart from buggery and tickling piano keys what is EJ’s area of expertise that demands any fucker’s attention?

  3. One can only imagine the psychological damage done to those poor children they’ve acquired. Going into the dining room to be confronted with one of your “dads” going elbow-deep into the arse of your other “dad”.
    Is it a coincidence that both children are male? Hmmmm…
    Do rampant p00fs only adopt young boys? 🤔

      • Why, thanks!
        On a more serious note, I do find it rather troubling that, just because he’s rich, he’s allowed to have unfettered access to children.
        Children need a mother’s warmth. Without it, they’ll grow up peculiar.

      • I totally agree Thomas.
        This is another form of deviant social engineering-the normalisation of deviancy.

        The intention? Destruction of the “Nuclear” family👎

      • Yes sir the fact that these degenerates are allowed to adopt children amounts to state sanctioned child abuse. These pervs shouldn’t be allowed within a kilometer of children let alone the same household. So fucking sad.

  4. Does he or any other of the talented musicians that perform in EU countries pay any tax in those countries?

    I doubt it.
    So shut the fuck up, you obese homosexual.

  5. Fat Reg is now demanding an audience with Boris is he ?
    The fat old Queen hasn’t made a half decent song since 1973. He’s constantly trying to remain relevant.
    You know what Fatso, fuck off to euroland and give us all a break.

  6. ‘Special needs bus face’. I’ve just spent 5 minutes choking coughing and spluttering on my cider. Fuck a duck, your cuntings need to come with a warning.

    • I just read Roger Daltry’s book.
      I never thought he was into the music. He was more of an opportunist that just saw everything as a business venture.
      He also has an over inflated ego.

      Morning Ruff.

  8. I heard the old cunt was having hip replacement surgery. Not before time, I can barely remember the last time he was hip.

      • Hi FF. I must say I have always been a bit wary of you on account of your photo. It makes you look like an ‘orrible cunt who might be my fucking nemesis!

      • Take your tongue out my arse Twenty.
        Dogs do that … Your not a dog are you ?

        Bricktop quote 😉

    • The surgeons ought to replace his arse at the same time…it probably looks like the top of a welly.

      • Won’t the proctologist need a veterinary surgeon assisting to remove the multitude of gerbils, hedgehogs and wombats stuck up there.

  9. I don’t know what this fat cunt is moaning about.
    Apparently it’s all to do with visas for musicians to tour Europe, and the extra costs incurred now we’ve left the EU.
    I’m pretty sure that anyone who is popular will just load the extra onto the venue ticket sales, and in any event, this bummer has enough money to play for nothing for the rest of his miserable life, and not be put out one iota.

  10. Fat Reg has just kicked off ‘Global Citizen Live’. Another vomit inducing opportunity for all manner of virtue signaling shit stains to lecture the proles on ‘climate change, vaccine inequality and poverty’. Cunts.

  11. Elton 74 and Rodger 77 are taking the piss. At their age they should be on coach tours not fucking rock show tours.

    My ggggggg generation baby.

    Elton was always lightweight in my opinion, never a fan of his music and even less so of his personality. He did call Madonna a cunt though, so maybe he gets a small deduction from his own massive cunt score for that.

    ISAC release EJ tribute track – Candle up the arse

    Goodbye Elton John

    Your talent burned out long before
    your ego ever did

    Now fuck off you dreary old pantomime dame.

    • His poor wife☹️
      Surely she knows hes a toilet trader?
      He wears glasses because to much time spent peeping through glory holes.
      She must have a hunch when he turns up at 4am splattered in human shite and vaseline?

  13. Haha I hope they all go bankrupt.
    I’d like to see this fat old knacker swing from a gibbet.

    If they could build one strong enough to hold his shitsack of a body.

    • Morning Dick, well caught.

      From which, the rest of the cunt’s bluster apart, I discovered that the flatulent fuck considers itself to be a European. Since it cannot drive a tanker, it remains of no use to this country, so why in Christ’s name doesn’t it collect its likeminded friends and go and resettle in bastard Belgium?

      I am not a stupid, colonial, imperialist English idiot.”

      Which explains why you’ve spent so much time lapping at the arseholes of British royalty and acquired a CH and CBE. Or maybe that was for services to the Dame Edna glasses industry? No, Reggie, you’re a flamboyant homosexual with an ego the size of Wales, a pathological need for attention and money, and the misshapen residue of a talent for playing tunes. Fuck off.

      • It’s the calling Brexit voters “imperialistic” for wanting to withdraw from an organisation continually looking to expand it’s importance and influence over Countries that particularly tickled me.

        Morning,K.

      • Aye. If he’d said “colonialist”, that would have been double the hoot. As it is, Australians must be heaving a sigh of relief.

      • What is the fat old queen whining about a 1% pay increase for NHS staff for? Like he doesn’t go private to remove asphyxiated gerbils from his battered botty.

        And fuck you Anthony Joshua.

        Morning Fiddler/K.

  15. Well we haven’t heard from old Fat Reg in a while.
    Welcome back to entertain us again with your flouncy histrionics, you cunt.

    Morning all.

  16. Mrs Mittens one major fault is listening to Heart Radio and it’s playlist of 20 songs. All I keep hearing is Fat Reg has rereleased Sacrifice with Doher Lippy (or what’s she’s called).
    Is she short of cash or needs to stay relevant? Heard the fucking song enough in 1990, let alone playing constantly. ‘And you think it’s going to be a long long time’. No it’s not I screech I’ll hear this pile of shite again in half an hour.

  17. Petulant, bumfucking old nutsack.

    Who the fuck does he think he is? He is no more entitled to an audience with Doris than the bloke next door.

    He has earned his fortune many times over. He should just stick to reaming David Furnish and making pea and ham soup on the floor of his lounge.

    Fuck off

  18. I often wonder if old Elton met Liberace as a kid…….. I can just picture him with a candelabra stuck up his arse.

  20. If the horribly fat cunt Johnson does agree to a meeting with the equally fat cunt Elton, perhaps they will challenge each other to a sumo fight.

    They could get the fat cunt, martial arts expert Steven Seagal to referee.

  22. If the fat fuck wants visa regulations cancelled he needs to meet with his chum Ursula von der Leyen.

    Waste of time meeting the Jellyfish, he’s in der Leyen’s pocket.

  23. He is a fat preverted cunt, but I saw a picture of him playing tennis a couple of years ago, he does have a fantastic pair of knockers. Maybe that’s why david finds him attractive.

  25. This mutherfucker repulses me frankly.
    A disgusting, loathsome, spoilt toad of a man and a woke, remainer cunt to boot.
    I hope he dies (in great pain) covered in his own piss and shit.

  26. I wonder if Fat Reg is already composing his ‘tribute’ to Megain Markup, Duchess of Cunts, just in case the Firm actually do decide to dispose of the bitch?

    I dare say when the time comes (soon, I fucking hope) the fat fruit will re-hash ‘Candle In The Wind’ again….🤣

  27. The central nom picture is… classic… Next stop Hadamar. Do not proceed beyond basement.
    Raddled old poove.. .

  28. When he had a hissy fit whilst playing tennis in France when a lady had the sheer nerve to shout “Hi Elton” at him. Who the fuck does he think he is? His petulance of an 8 year old sums up perfectly the anti-brexiteers who cannot accept the result of a democratic vote. Him, Lineker, Eddie Izzard. Skidmarks on the worst pair of pants.

  30. This silly old fat Poof thinks just because he made a few decent songs 45 yrs ago he can throw his weight around and everyone should listen, if he wasn’t a faggot he wouldn’t give a fuck about AIDS, the pudgy pig makes me puke, how on Earth David Furnish gets an erection whilst Reg is on all fours with his puckered ring piece on show resembling Dot Cotton’s mouth is beyond me, I hope he gets head lice under his knitted syrup.!

    • “This silly old fat Poof thinks just because he made a few shite songs 45 yrs ago”

      Fixed that for you😊

      Spot on cunting BTW👍

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