Christmas Ads (2) with Joe Walsh

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Fucking Christmas’s ads have just started, Unreal, it’s a Studio for the mugs who use these fuckers believing they will still be in business come xmas time, it was narrated by the ginger fuck monkey Joe fucking Swash who is also a treble cunt.

So now it’s going to be endless xmas ads and all the usual songs that by new year  I would have been ear fucked at least a thousand times.

On top of all that Mrs Fugly insists on turning Fugly towers into Santa’s village of the dammed and I’m held to random, no tree no xmas dinner fat boy, and her xmas dinner is legendary so what can you do,

Luckily Fugly towers is fenced off so no Syrian Carol singer s, just the pleasure of next doors mental kids banging on the wall, and of course the knowledge that it pisses off the muzzy extremist across the street.

Christmas’s is a cunt, xmas hangers on are cunts, but Christmas 3 months early FFS, bah humbug….

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Nominated by: Fuglyucker

56 thoughts on “Christmas Ads (2) with Joe Walsh”

  1. Look at the fuckin state of Joe.
    Impossible to look any gayer.
    Hed hawk any old shite for a few quid.
    Knocks here he’ll get a kettle of boiling water in the face.
    Merry Christmas yer filthy animal.🌲

  2. Anything that pisses off kiddle didling peaceful types, is ok by me👍
    It does seem like the gays, umbongo’s and dolly mixtures have hi-jacked the former Pagan winter festival😉

  4. Poor old Swash needs the money to ensure the old whore he shares his life with has plenty of money to splash out at the nail bar, Primark and getting her vajazzle a facelift Who would buy anything advertised by that old pikey. He makes Joey Essex look like Noel Coward.

    • I wouldn’t trust Joe or his Rizzo the Rat lookalike missus with my money.
      Both are simpletons.
      And as z list celebs theyd be round Kerry Katonas bedsit laughing how they conned a gullible northerner of his Christmas money.
      Fuck them .
      A festive chucked brick to the head for them!
      Straight in Solomons Temple!

  5. Are we now cunting American rock legends? Life’s been good to me so far?

    Crazy shit, man. The Eagles have landed.

    • Swash not walsh, I spotted it too Paul.
      They talk weird Joe and his missus, dont they?
      What the fucks that accent?
      Sort of a bit cockney,
      Essex or something?
      Sets my teeth on edge.
      A bit chim chimminey, a bit Barrymore,
      Whatever it is its annoying.

  6. Poor old Swashy. He sure isn’t the sharpest tool in the box. That said, intelligence-wise he is Einstein in comparison with his subnormal missus.

    Jeez she is as thick as a castle wall.

  7. Christmas? Are you having a laugh? Unless we can import some cheap labour to drive lorries and pluck the turkeys it’s fucking cancelled mate.
    Brexit
    Climate change
    Raaay-sism
    Chinky flu
    Homophobia
    Transphobia
    …….and shit.

  8. It’s Sep-fucking-temper. Why the fuck are there Christmas ads?

    Fuck’s sake. The person responsible should be used as hunting practice for Dick and his hounds.

  9. Joe Walsh is a wannabee Dick Van Dyke from Mary Poppins. He’s an Uber cunt and well suited to Stacy Solomon.

    Two planks of wood probably have more brain cells than these two. I just do not understand how talentless cunts can end up very rich just by being themselves, i.e. thick cunts.

    • The underclass relate to them. They keep appearing on reality tv contests and advertising mong burgers, atomic curries and chav muck for Iceland. They’d love to be seen as Joe and Stacy from the estate, salt of the earth cocker knees, but he wouldn’t be seen dead carrying a hod, and she has never even seen a Henry or marigold.

  10. Has he been cunted before? Is he ever on Five USA? If not, that would account for my not having seen the cunt before.

    As for Christmas, might as well get it in now before the Clown Cunt tries to fuck it up with an imagined crisis.

    Great, cheerful and festive nom to start another week in Dizneyland UK.

    Good morning, everyone.

    • For anyone who thinks Boris is a clown – at least he has never said “it is wrong to say only wimminz has a cervix”

      Who said that? – none other than Keirco the clown:

      https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-58698406

      Only a biological woman (even one of his many poofters could tell him that), but one anatomical features both sexes have is an arsehole, and that is what Starmer is.

      (There is a nom for Sir Keir on that very subject (cervix not arseholes). – Day Admin)

      • Isn’t Starmzy one of those cunts who say “follow the science?”
        Except when it clashes with wokie political expediency obviously. I’m looking forward to his “keynote” speech at the Brighton gayboys rally this week.
        If i can stay awake beyond the first 10 minutes.

      • Greer put it best, I paraphrase ‘You can cut a man’s dick off but it doesn’t make him a woman.’

  11. What the fuck does he look like in that picture? I mean, honestly, what a fucking spaz. Did major Hewitt do the rounds of Essex p1key sites as well as St. James’s palace? Either that, or he’s the result of a liaison between Harry Redknapp and Bonnie Langford. Should of drowned the mockney wanker.

  12. Don’t worry, you wont see this ad again…I’ve written a strongly worded letter to the Authorities….no Dark-Keys in this ad….admittedly Swash ticks the boxes of Mongy and (probable) Philip Scofield but it’s not enough…ads without Rastus are unacceptable in this day and Age….expect this Company to be closed down immediately…vile racists.

    Can’t imagine why Miss Solomon would be celebrating the birth of The Baby Jebus…unless the thick mare thinks that it’s something to do with her ancestor,King Solomon,cutting a baby in two.

  13. I am in the fortunate position of not knowing who or what the creature pictured is. However I do know who Joe Walsh is and I doubt he would do the John Lewis Xmas ad or whatever the fuck this is.

  15. A couple I know gave up highly paid jobs to go to the houses of these airheads and decorate the entrances etc. with flowers.
    They make a shitload of dosh doing it too. This cunt is one of them as is that other irritating twat J Woss.

    Speaking of him he’s been arrested for stealing from a kitchen showroom. Said it was a whisk worth taking

    • I think her ad agency must read this site. They’ve changed that annoying as feck ad. It’s no longer “She does backstage with the girls” but “she drinks coffee with the girls.” Or some other shit. Whatever.
      Pickle Cottage?? Wtf? Piccaninny Cottage, more like. Stupid fake ginger bint.

      • Feck me, I got confused between two Staceys – Solomon, and Dooley. I reckon they’re pretty much interchangeable…

    • Morning Ron.

      Joe’s probably best known as lead guitarist with The Eagles. He’s also married to Stevie Nicks and his middle name is Fidler.

      Hope that helps. 🙂

      • Joe Walsh is wed to the sister of Barbara Bach and is the brother in law of Ringo Starr.

        Don Henley had a ding dong with Stevie Nicks. But it ended messy, as both were known cokeheads at the time and Nicks terminated Henley’s baby. What a fucking cunt.

  23. Christmas is for children. I get nothing from it other than a decent meal (i enjoy a good Christmas lunch/dinner) seeing my niece open her presents and feeding turkey to the dog.

    Ive never watched the Queen’s speech or C4’s shite alternative, (in recent years being more establishment than Her Maj).

    And yes, Joe Swash is an annoying rodent.

  27. All Christmas adverts should be banned before Remembrance Sunday as a matter of principle. Ideally it should be before 1st December.

    If Rishi and Boris need to raise a few quid to pay for Covid, because they don’t have the balls to send the bill to the rinky-dinks, then they should put a tax all Christmas adverts, before 1st December, at say double the cost of the advert.

  28. The fucking Christmas channel started last week . All day shity Christmas films with z list celebs. Just once I’d like to see Al Pacino play Santa and Jack Nicholson play Rudolph. Fucking psycho Christmas.

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