Fucking Christmas’s ads have just started, Unreal, it’s a Studio for the mugs who use these fuckers believing they will still be in business come xmas time, it was narrated by the ginger fuck monkey Joe fucking Swash who is also a treble cunt.
So now it’s going to be endless xmas ads and all the usual songs that by new year I would have been ear fucked at least a thousand times.
On top of all that Mrs Fugly insists on turning Fugly towers into Santa’s village of the dammed and I’m held to random, no tree no xmas dinner fat boy, and her xmas dinner is legendary so what can you do,
Luckily Fugly towers is fenced off so no Syrian Carol singer s, just the pleasure of next doors mental kids banging on the wall, and of course the knowledge that it pisses off the muzzy extremist across the street.
Christmas’s is a cunt, xmas hangers on are cunts, but Christmas 3 months early FFS, bah humbug….
Nominated by: Fuglyucker
Expect wall to wall wokery from the xmas ads, from now and for the next three months.
I hear that the Asda one features two gay dads in identical xmas jerseys.
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Christmas? Already? What the flying fork is going on?!
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You can guarantee that the Christmas commercials will give the impression that it is only the dark skinned that celebrate the festive season, sprinkled with random charidee, begging ads! “This is Mohamed. His father abandoned him and his mum to their fate and walked across Europe in his designer clothes so he could become a benefits scratter in the UK. Poor Mohamed won’t get to celebrate Christmas like the rest of us this year! Send just 5 quid and we’ll send you a DVD of the miserable little cunt”. Yeah, he won’t be celebrating because he’s a fuckin’ Muslim you stupid cunts!
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Christmas ads are great aren’t they? This year I received the first flyer through my door in February.
I’d like to say that’s a new record, but it isn’t…
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Studio, is that one of those wanker companies like park who take your money and ‘look after it for christmas’ before interest rates go to shit and they go bust like some absolute cunt company.
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