Stolen Valor (2) – Idiots in disguise

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Why yes it was tough being a 7 year old in Iraq.

Stolen valour is when very sad boring people pretend to be military veterans. They want attention or to impress people despite not serving a day in their life.

Picking up mismatched clothing from various branches online they often beg for money or ask for discounts. Some of the sad bastards even wear fake dog tags. They know nothing about serving and disrespect everyone who ever did.

Short version they’re utter lying cunts who are pretending to be something they could never achieve . Thankfully they get confronted by real ex military people who call the frauds out. They also buy medals off ebay to impress people.

https://youtu.be/uOuL3Xv-lNI

Nominated by – Lazybiscuits

 

88 thoughts on “Stolen Valor (2) – Idiots in disguise”

  1. Falling Down

    Bum : “that’s a hell of a way to treat a vet man.”

    Defens : “You’re an animal doctor?”

    Bum : “no, I was in Nam man.”

    Defens : “ What were you?……a drummer boy? You must have been ten years old.”

  2. We had a cunt in Scotland a few years back called McIlwraith who was masquerading as a captain or major. He somehow got into high profile charity fundraiser at the Glasgow Hilton (not the HMP Barlinnie Hilton,) & Marriot and mingled with the rich and famous cunts.

    The bit I never forget that makes me laugh was the claims that he was someone who ‘could get things done’. That’s the exact same bullshit my local councillor claims I wish some cunt would do him, useless cunt.

  3. These people must be mentally ill, but that doesn’t excuse this behaviour.

    How dare they!

    • Just shows you what you can get away with if you look the part and talk the part.
      A bit like Tony Blair………and thousands of others who have p*nced their way through the Palace of Westminster.

      • Never fails to amaze me how the cunt BLiar can find a natural place in any discussion about every form of cuntishness known to man except maybe cruelty to animals.

      • I’m pretty sure that Blair has been cruel to animals at some point. But it was probably not some fluffy animal with a cute face like this South American goat that all the dimmos are crying about.
        I imagine him pulling the legs off a spider which, to be fair, I totally approve of. But I would stamp on the thing and put it out of its misery whreas Blair would torture it’s remains with a box of matches.
        You know it’s true!

      • 🤣🤣🤣 Very true, he’d keep the poor fucker alive until his cunt pal Campbell arrived and then they would each take a remaining leg and do tug of war prior to the final look Ng drawn out cremation.

  5. These cunts when found out should be marched across Pen y Fan in the fucking rain, followed by holding their best mates intestines in while the poor fucker bleeds out in his arms, then chased across a minefield where if he’s lucky, he’ll only lose a leg and an eye.
    That would give them a little taste of what you have to do to earn the uniform.

  6. My uncle destroyed six German bombers in WW2. He was the worst mechanic in the Luftwaffe.

    • Black Cat Alert- well, MY grandfather saved an entire battalion from food poisoning…… he shot the Cook!

  7. Ambulance service attracts Walts like flies to a camels arse. Paramedic are you? Funny, the ‘Event Company’ you ‘work’ for, when pushed as to what service you’re from has you down as a first-aider you bullshitting cunt. (True story).

    ‘Uniforms’? I, personally think, some people, certain cunts, would look better in a body-bag.

  11. No sure how I feel about some of these walts. One part of me says fuck ‘em and let them burn. Another part says they need help. The one Walt cunt who does need a fucking good leathering is that ginger fucker, Harry! Waiting for reporting restrictions and D Notices surround him to drop so the truth can be told without fear or reciprocity!

  12. The biggest Walt’s are the members of the royal (note small “r”) family 👎

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