Paul McCartney (8) – DeepFucked

Legend has it he’s still trying to drag out the Hey Jude chorus to this very day.

Paul McCartney is still a cunt.

As if his cynical ‘marketing’ of his last album ‘McCartney III’ wasn’t bad enough (see his last cunting around Christmas 2020), the thumbs aloft cunt has now had the pile of drivel ‘re-imagined’ only a matter of months later.

Macca’s latest video (for a dirge called ‘Find My Way’ has taken this daft old get’s craving to stay relevant and look ‘cool’ a step too far. It’s been arselickingly called an ‘Amazing Deepfake’ in the link below. But the truth is it’s plain fucking awful.

In this video, there is a so-called ‘Deepfake’ of McCartney, supposedly of him in his young Beatle years, but now in 2021. It looks as creepy as fuck and one can tell it isn’t him. It’s terribly laughable, as ‘Millennial Macca’ does ridiculous dance moves in a video that is more Justin Bieber or that Timberlake bellend than The Beatles.

It also looks so inauthentic, as this fake Macca has eyes that go in different directions and his Beatle wig looks more like a Russian hat. The cunt had his time in the 60s and was in the biggest band in the world.

Yet he puts his name to something this desperate and pathetic? Is it that important to stay trendy? I think with his first wife, Linda and John and George both gone, Macca has no one to say no to him any more or to tell him if something is shit. Which is a shame, because this really is shit. A late steaming turd at the end of his legacy.

Oh, and Beck is a cunt and all. (He’s a scientologist too – DA)

https://superdeluxeedition.com/news/watch-the-video-for-paul-mccartneys-find-my-way-featuring-beck/

Nominated by – Norman

44 thoughts on “Paul McCartney (8) – DeepFucked

  1. The Beatles were all cunts. Their music was shit and none of my grandchildren have heard of the cunts. They dont know who Madonna is also. Id never heard of Gracie Fields until I looked her up. Here today gone tomorrow pointlessness.

    • Norman, if you shot Paul McCartney youd be as famous as Mark Chapman!
      That’d leave just Ringo to deal with.
      I dont know what Maccas new music is like but would of guessed at shite.
      I watched the Rolling stones rock n roll circus the other night.
      And Lennon clearly egging on Yoko to howl n screech in the microphone,
      He knew she was making a twat of herself,
      Pisstaking speccy scouse cunt.

  2. Jesus, if I had access to that deepfake technology and some skill with video editing…
    Footage of “Saturday Superstore” would be utterly hilarious as Mike Reid’s face would be replaced with Jimmy Savile’s.

    • The possibilities are endless Thomas. Fred West popping up on Blue Peter, Donald Trump at Live Aid and Flabbott on Universally Challenged.

  3. Completely off-topic but the male ‘mountain-climbing’ is on. Ignore and watch the women’s. You will get the ‘orn.

  4. Can’t stand the silly old cunt.
    Baffles me why he keeps churning out watery shite “music”.
    Perhaps Linda spent all his money on carrots?
    Or that peg leg cunt nicked all his bullion and diamonds with a hollowed out plastic leg?
    Fuck knows anyway so I presume advanced senility.
    The cunt.

  5. Macca won’t be happy when ‘All Things Must Pass’ hits No. 1 in the album charts this week. At least that was an attempt at a half decent album by George. Better than any of the post-Beatles crap that McCartney put out anyway. I have also cunted Beck recently. He is a major musical cunt in his own right.

    Macca isn’t the only cunt with this so-called deepfake ‘technology’ either. He’s frigging about, trying to be make a 79 year old relic from the 60s look like some trendy millennial pop cunt. When certain unscrupulous dastardly types are using this technology to make very saucy films of celebrity ladies. So I’ve heard, of course…😉

    • For my money the last decent Macca song was ‘Blackbird’. For years now he’s been living off the glory years, but people keep going to his shows, fuck knows why. Like that other cunt Fat Reg, his voice is shot to fuck.
      He just doesn’t know how to retire gracefully.

  6. Little known fact.

    Heather Mills has her prosthetic limb custom made from pine that is grown on the hills surrounding Oslo.
    Norwegian wooden leg….

  7. McCartney is a massive bellend, can’t stand him when I happen upon him being interviewed. He just comes off as a… well, a BELLEND. He isn’t evil or nasty, he’s just a maudlin, twee, twerpy dude. He has an AMAZING voice, a real rock and roll raucous roar and has written and produced amazing songs. But for some odd as fuck reason he indulges a side of himself that is cringe-inducing, just a big chunk of really really really NAFF music. Some of his songs from the 70s and 80s are just bad novelty songs that he must have scribbled down in 5 minutes then overproduced in the studio for weeks/months then they shockingly sold by the shipping container load. KISS are like that, even Gene Simmons know admits that KISS is mainly a merchandising company who hawks their wares through their music. But I digress.

    But people tend to focus on Macca’s best Beatles songs (I hate many of them like “Hey, Jude” which is pure pish, no idea why it so loved and appears on Top 100 lists) and forget the truly NAFF stuff he did from 1970-1996 until Flaming Pie came out in 1997 and reminded us how good(ish) he can be. He co-produced it with Jeff Lynne of ELO and Beatles wizard George Martin, so maybe they reigned the cunt in after 25 years of fingering himself.

    But yeah, aging rock stars trying to be “down with the kids” is one of the great horrors to witness if you are a fan of said performer. Neil Young pulled it off when Nirvana came along and he was called, “the Godfather of Grunge” but to align yourself with the pish that passes for good music these days is a massive error, a real “put your cock in the mangle” moment. You’ll come across as a massive douche to your longstanding fans. When rock and roll came along, Sinatra took endless shits on it, he never went near it, only doing a wee jokey duet with Elvis on the Ed Sullivan Show and he loved Elvis as he wasn’t like the degenerates of California, Elvis was a gospel and ballad singer with an operatic approach to the Blues, I guess you could look at it that way.

    They always said that pop music would eat itself and I think it finally did around 2010. That’s when much of our world shit the bed and went full-retard forever. The coming years will be like Sodom and Gomorrah.

    • Rumour was Elvis was going to tour Europe for the first time in 1977, but he died before it happened. Peter Grant – manager of Led Zeppelin – was going to promote the tour, and Presley would have been backed by Led Zeppelin themselves (Page, Jones and Bonham). That might have been interesting.

      I agree, Gordon, about aging pop stars trying to stay trendy. John Squire (Stone Roses) joining Oasis on stage at Knebworth was pretty nauseating. Mani was right when he said Squire had joined the ‘Phil Collins and Paul McCartney club’. Paul Weller also enjoyed the patronage of those Gallagher clowns. To be fair to Morrissey – cunt he may be at times – he never clung to the Oasis or Britpop bandwagon or sucked up to Liam and Noel (cunts). I was pleased when Ray Davies and Syd Barrett (RIP) got some due as they were called the Godfathers of Britpop. But members of better bands like The Jam and The Stone Roses hanging on to inferior crap like Oasis and Blur was pretty laughable.

      • There was a Nom about the worst pop songs you remember. It comes to me now that one of the truly worst pop songs (to my ear) is ‘Wonderwall’ by Oasis.
        Fuck me Liam’s squealing voice on. And what a stupid liryic. Really y hate it.
        Funny cos I supported them in the Blur/Oasis battle of the bands. Because they we working-class set against art school types. I put up with Liam gobbing off and Noel’s ‘my favourite song of all time’ kind of talk thinking they were real, authentic.
        Totally changed my opinion. Yes the two of them Liam and Noel so fucking uncouth they were. Really thick. Deliberately so. Making a merit of it..
        Blur were a better band I now think.’Parklife’ was clever and something different while Oasis were just trying to copy the Beatles (miles too much for them) or the Kinks.
        I dont think Blur courted controvery like Oasis did.
        I have never heard a Blur album but the singles were imo better. I would say now they were the better band.

      • The battle of the bands.

        There never was such a battle. It was the fake news of its day.
        None of my teenage contemporaries had much time for either and we were supposedly the ones buying the records.

        Most of my schoolmates were into American hip hop or heavy rock, or stuff like The Prodigy. A few softies liked bands like Mansun or Suede.
        Blur may have been a bit more popular in my parish but they were also-rans amongst a huge number of acts.

      • Elvis would have been well advised to stay well clear of junkie Page in 1977. A similar set up in 1971 however would have been a tasty prospect.

  8. He knows all about deepfakes alright.

    The real Paul McCartney was brutally bummed and then strangled to death by an escapee from the local lunatic asylum, Wilf Shufflebottom, a mad fucker from Accrington back in 1966. He peeled the face off the body and glued it onto his own face.

    Something like that anyway. All allegedly of course.

    They don’t call him Faul McCartney for nothing.

  9. The scouse cunt should have called it a day after the Beatles disbanded.

    Ebony and Ivory. Pile of wank.

      • Macca is a professional scouser, Willie.

        Just like that other (now dead) cunt, Cilla Slagg used to do, McCartney does the sentimental bit about ‘Der Pool’, when he goes there about once every thirty years or so. That puke inducing cringe-fest with that human slug Corden was so staged it was ridiculous. The ‘impromptu’ pub gig was particularly skin crawling and as fake as that Olympics transbender’s snatch.

  10. My sister very kindly for my birthday last year bought tickets to see the Who. Front row seats- dog know much she paid for them.

    Cancelled and tickets carried over to 2021, but again cancelled and monies duly returned.

    It was a lovely present, but I saw the who three tomes in the 1970’s when they had Moon and Entwistle, and we’re at their peak.

    I know the money is fantastic for touring groups these days but guys performing when in their 70’s I find a little bit sad.

    • Willie@
      Me and my mates went to see a elderly WHO in Manchester.
      I enjoyed the drinking afterwards more to be honest.
      Just some old blokes wandering round the stage,
      Not the dynamic outfit of the 60s/70s.
      Without Keith?
      Not really the WHO to me.
      In their prime?
      One of the best bands ever.

      • Last time I saw The Who was in Manchester during The Ox’s last tour. Zak Starkey was great on the drums and it was a top gig. John Entwistle died a year or two later and that was the end of the Who.

        I would have liked to have seen the 2007 Zep reunion, but the circus around it was ridiculous. Fans had to sweat blood to get tickets, yet every celebrity cunt and his dog could get in. It became a Z-Listers cuntfest. But I did see the Cream reunion at the Albert Hall, which was brilliant. RIP Jack and Ginger.

  11. What a load of cack. The hipster bugmen and glasto wankers will lap it up.

    I remember regional DJs spaffing their load over his ‘everybody gonna dance tonight/feel alright’ years ago. They sounded like right cunts. It sounded like McCartney wrote it during an early morning bowel movement.

    Far too many in the media pretending the enperor has some lovely new threads, be it McCartney, Kweer Starmer or some Olymbik tosser.

  12. Bill Wyman had the best idea. Said he was too old to perform and retired gracefully. I love the Rolling Stones but no way in this world would I pay £80 odd to see them now. It’s just not the same as when they were at their peak performing age. Same with The Who who are one of my favourites. Just retire with dignity.

  13. Fuck off Macca you droopy-eyed boring Scouse cunt.
    Looking back at all the footage of hysterical girls being told to scream (so-called Beatle Mania) I wonder why?
    If you look at the cunts up close you see just how ugly the fuckers were.
    McFartney may have shagged loads of women, but if you add up the sum of legs of the women that I have bedded they would at least be an even number.

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