George: The Poet (2)

Stand by for a quick burst on the BBC banjo as I bring you news of Wireless 4’s latest contribution to culture – a man of such stature that chief swot Melvyn Bragg must be shitting himself to acknowledge he didn’t make the discovery.

I refer, of course, to a man who makes T.S. Elliott sound like Pam Ayres – the great George:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/2hLJQLNMk0DXLKx5Cy769JW/producing-a-podcast-during-a-pandemic

George is a person of colot, and he seems to have cornered the market. Forget the old fart from Barnsley who used to be Wireless 4s pet poet. You can certainly forget John Betchman with his Joan Hunter Dunn (“how glad I am, sad I am that you won”). No it’s George for the Portland Place intellectuals these days, a man with that drippy effnik innit voice, who drears on, oblivious to sense or scansion in that monotonous disinterested, but hey man, how fucking clever I am innit, voice.

If this cunt is a poet, then Diane Abbott is a towering intellectual. Why the dim bastard can’t see he is being patronised, I can’t iagine, but I suppose it helps pay for the naughty African Woodbines (allegedly).

Nominated by: W.C.Boggs

(Here’s an old nom from 2019 about him, and nominated by Mr Boggs: Day Admin George Turns Down MBE)

 

54 thoughts on “George: The Poet (2)

  1. Words and prose
    Be his thing
    From his fucking tyre swing
    Black as coal he may be
    This wordsmith token dark key

    The message so important
    So crucial it be
    To blame da big bad wolf honky
    Stub his toe or his dog goes lame
    Da big bad honky
    He’s to blame

  2. Fuck right off you total wanker
    Your poetry? Is like a canker
    You try real hard to be cool
    But in fact you are a tool
    You think wow I’m good
    Pull up me hood
    Cos the shite you spout ain’t no good.

    Or fuck of you cretinous cunt it’s whitey that dragged you from the hood!

  3. Is he the cunt behind Vossi Bop?
    Oh that was Stormzy/ I forgot.
    Forgive me bruvvas/ this wy-boy sounds stuffy.
    ‘Though i bet he’s better/ than Carol Ann Duffy.

    *Drop mic*

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