David Haye (3)

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I see that useless gobshite cunt David Haye is making noises [in fact thats all the cunt ever did was make noise], making noises about coming back to settle the score with some over confident millionaire ex boxer.

So old rentagob cunt hasnt learned from his last few embarrassments that led to him retiring, it was the right thing to go but really you should stay gone, maybe go on strictly come prancing or i think im a celebrity something like that, as dancing was a big part of your boxing career and in all fairness the best part of you talent.

Anyway over confident cunts isnt that David Hay the gobshite cunt, should have saved some of your money and you wouldnt have to get paid to loose, just fuck off…..

Nominated by – Fuglyucker

44 thoughts on “David Haye (3)”

  1. By the looks of that photo him and Rishi Sunak are about to give each other a fucking good fisting.

    • DF@ – I imagine ducky Dave has “licked many a big strong Man in the ring” 😀
      I wonder if he is member of the same clubs as massively heterosexual Lennox Lewis..

  2. Musclebound bumped up cruiserweight with no heart.
    As effective as Fraudley Harrison.
    Shut up David, you are a circus show and a fool.

    • I met Glen McCrory at a couple of events…nice bloke who I don’t think ever really got the recognition he deserved.

      • Whats up with that kids belly?
        Heard of ‘sixpacks’ but never “sixteen’!!!
        More stomach muscles than a snake.
        Anyway David Haye,
        Hate the cunt.
        Mirror licker.

      • He’s India’s super flyweight champ, Miserable. He’ll be back shoe shining on the Delhi metro tomorrow morning.

  3. Boxing….the only time you’ll see two black blokes eager to hear the judges decision….

  4. He showed some guts to beat that Russian radioactive giant.
    After that,sheer panto.

    Why is it always fighters who never stay retired?
    Always ends badly.
    A good dose of brain damage should cure him.

    • Isn’t it sad what’s happened to boxing? Floyd Mayweather fights Connor ‘Drink My Whisky!’ McGregor, then some Youtuber called Paul.

      Panto indeed. I’d rather watch Chris Eubankth as Widow Twanky.

      • It’s a farce CP

        Mayweather has cheapened his legacy with these cynical money making stunts.

        I’m no particular fan of the cunt but he’s been a great champion of his era and to fight a fucking YouTube celeb is clearly taking the piss.

  5. The middle weight division 1980’s for nearly the entire decade was filled with class
    Loved it , it was supreme skill and the best weight division of all time

  6. David Haye.
    Overrated, overhyped, phoney fighter, money grabbing cunt.

    Put in a decent big fight performance against Enzo Maccarinelli back in his Cruiserweight days which raised his stock and made him think he was a big time Heavyweight.

    Beats human freak show Nikolai Valuev (who should never have been near a boxing ring) to win a version of title at Heavyweight (how the fuck Valuev was a reigning champion is beyond me)

    Talks himself into a big payday against human robot Wladimir “Dr Toffee Hammer” Klitschko by being an obnoxious disrespectful gobshite.
    Decides not to turn up on the night of the fight and shamelessly blames a sore little toe for his predictable defeat.

    Fucks off for a year or 2 before defeating bum of the century Dereck Chisora in another pay per view pay day.

    Bottles potential fight with Tyson Fury by blaming injuries on the eve of the fight.

    Disappears again before returning to face Tony fucking Bellew (pay per view of course) who knocks the cunt out twice, much to the heartbreaking disappointment of Sky Sports who continued to push the injuries narrative.

    To put Haye’s heart and alleged injuries into context – Smokin Joe Frazier fought blind in one eye throughout his career and was retired by his corner in Manilla against Ali because he was blind in the other eye after 14 rounds but was willing to fight on.

    To be fair to Haye, he’s made his money by exploitating the situation to his advantage but leaves behind a legacy of nothing but total cuntitude.

      • He was still a gentleman MNC after all the shit he put up with with Ali
        There was times I was with him in fights for his courage and bravery and pain barrier

      • #metoo Mecuntry.
        A humble brave man and a legendary fighter.
        Wasnt a show off and was a good family man.
        Hayes not fit to lace his gloves.
        RIP
        Smokin Joe

      • There’s few in history more fearsome, relentless and tough than Smokin Joe.

        Slightly before my time but I’ve watched all of his fights retrospectively and he’s definitely my favourite boxer.

        Ali was undoubtedly an absolute legend and equally as tough and probably more skilled but Ali’s behaviour was often cuntish.
        If I’d been around back then I would be fairly certain I’d have been rooting against him.

    • Boxing has a fascinating history, rags to riches
      Hero’s to zeros it’s all there, my dad was a big fan hence the interest
      The best of cunts were bent by the mobs

      • Like Sonny Liston for one.
        Watched a documentary about him awhile ago.
        Felt sorry for him.

      • As a kid id stay at my grandparents on a Saturday and my grandad would let me stay up to watch boxing,
        A big treat!
        My grandad rated Marvin Hagler as the greatest boxer hed ever seen.
        And always referred to Ali as ‘that big gob Clay’😀
        Hated Ali my grandad.
        I loved him.
        Thought he was the bollocks.
        Still do.

      • Hagler was a seriously hard bastard.
        Never took a backward step in his career.
        He seemed to have muscles on the sides of his head to absorb punishment without flinching.
        His destruction of Tommy Hearns was incredible.
        Definitely robbed in his last fight against Ray Leonard an all.

      • Hagler was the hardest fighter I’ve ever seen.
        No quit with that chap.
        I’d rate him a sliver higher than Marciano in that regard.

      • Yes Herman Marvelous Marvin single handily put middle weight boxing back on the map in 1980 after the heavy weight dominance of the seventies.
        After that the challengers to his title were absolute class.

        I remember his demolition of Alan Minter ,who in fairness was very brave to get in the ring with him and Minter didn’t duck or dive , he gave it all

    • Sugar Ray Robinson refused to the mob and ended up with nothing in the end but destitute
      A lot of that though is down to himself

      • I was more of a Sugarcane Harris man myself.

        His solo on Directly From My Heart To You was a knockout!

      • Must give a listen RTC as it’s been a while with Zappa
        Holger Czukay’s ‘cool in the pool’ , always made me smile
        I think you’ve probably heard of him

      • Definitely, McCuntry, bassist with Can.

        ‘Tago Mago’ and ‘Future Days’ are great examples of krautrock. ‘Mother Sky’ from ‘Soundtracks’ is sublime!

        ‘Movies’ I like, not so keen on his later output.

      • Well he had done most things with Can and agree with you on his much later music
        He was an innovator though to the likes of the techno age and improvised with the tools they had at the time
        Some great rifts through out their music keeping you suspended in suspense

      • ‘Can – The Lost Tapes’ is well worth a listen. Far superior to ‘Unlimited Edition’.

    • Yes, the Tony Bellew fight where if I remember, Haye tore his Achilles in round 7 but kept Bellew at bay for quite a few rounds with fast jabs. Paul McCartney wasn’t the only Scouser who had difficulty with a one-legged opponent….

  7. They asked 100 boxers if boxing could damage the brain?
    3 said yes
    97 didn’t understand the fucking question.

  8. I was thinking a bout
    Of bad boxing
    ‘Only Connect’
    Phillip Larkin said.

    I was thinking a bout
    Of boxing
    ‘Youre boxed out
    When youre boxed in?

    I was thinking a bout
    The art of boxing
    The Ring
    Is square.

    –

  9. If it aint James Figg or even Jack slack going the distance it aint boxing. I thought Hayes was going to kiss his last opponent.

  10. Since his dance with Vladimir Klitchko I’ve not really paid too much attention to heavyweight boxing. Hours of hype and staged ‘mind games’, strutting around and then when it comes to it a bit of flirtatious skipping and jabbing in the rig.

    I’ve seen hen parties more brutal than that..

  11. Boxing is truly a gay mans sport. No sorry. Non-binary trans lesbian. Oh wait, TRA loving cock wombles. It’s all part of their plan.

  13. Only slightly off topic, brilliant fighting at the Nice v Marseille footie this evening. Players wading into fans. Makes the Premier League knee fest look totally wet.

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