Simon Le Bon there with a young Raheem Sterling. Teaching him to remember clunk click, every trip.
A right Royal (or nearly Royal) cunting please for the media, who, because Diana Spencer would have been 60 next week, though she checked out 24 years ago, are having a field day reliving 1997 again.
Chief culprits at the moment are the press, typified by this garbage from the Daily Mail:
Diana Death Crash Conspiracies
Enough already!
No doubt next week to add to the melodrama we will have the battling brothers back in town, and we will have to endure yet again Harry Hewitt’s mithering about how hard done by he is, how daddy cut him off without a penny – for fuck’s sake, you are 36 – act your age for God’s sake.
Nominated by: W.C. Boggs
Seconded by: Captain Magnanimous
The Diana statue is a cunt, isn’t it.
Prince Willy and the ginger whinger unveiled a statue of their mum but instead of an eyeliner’d floozy wearing a tee-shirt saying, “I ♡ Cock”, it was a woman with big funbags flanked by some kids.
It reminds me of that BRITS ceremony years ago where Michael “I sleep with ten-year-olds” Jackson sang his latest shite and to ward off rumours of kiddy- fúcking, Jackson surrounded himself ….with loads of kids. Naturally, they were all different colours, especially-selected, like a youthful United Nations, presumably to prove that Jackson doesn’t discriminate when child-fîddling.
Alternatively, the children in the statue could represent children from the tart’s many, many relationships. She was, after all, a bit of a cockaholic.
No chance this lump will do an Edward Colson.
Unfortunately.
What a car-crash of a statue.
Thirded by:Eddie Van Failen
The Princess Diana Statue is a total hideious cunt!
Wow! The big event. The one thing in the entire world that was going to “bring these two brothers together again”😢 A monument to the Queen Of Hearts. The anticipation. It made us all want to put Goodbye Englands Rose by Elton Johnny on our Ipod Nanno’s and stand and salute! We shall never be defeated!
The proudest British moment since Philip Schofield came out.
And then the sheet came off. LOL!!
Stood there all grey/green and misserable with some extras from the “Feed The World” pop video.
Even George Floyd’s statue is worthy of less trolling!
😂
Makes yer proud don’t it just?
Looks like Myra Hindley setting off for a picnic on Saddleworth Moor.
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Indeed that cunt flew by in a helicopter when I was waiting for the school bus.
What a mess.
Just like that mutated “memorial”.
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Lest we forget, Diana modelled her look on Myra Hindley’s mugshot for that interview with Martin Bashir.
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…or Kate McCann off to the daycare centre perhaps.
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Looks like Harry and William have other siblings. Oooooo you were a one dirty Diana 💪
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I don’t remember her having tits that size. Was the artist going on a bit of a Di fantasy there?
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She only had three things that were huge, her feet, her appetite for the podger and her victimhood ego!
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What about the conk?
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Her need for constant attention was also huge.
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If they wanted big knockers they should have commissioned my statue of lovely Liza Nandy – got the nipples off to a tee, though I say it myself……
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After the Queen Mother died Harry and William shared 10 million.
When Diana died they received a further 10 million each plus an undisclosed trust fund sum from Charles.
Plenty of kids get bollocks all when their parents die except a bill for the funeral.
The death of Diana – Queen of Essex – began the mawkish, piss wet, whiny, teary public pretend instant devastation we now have to suffer every fkin day.
History should not aggrandise this embarrassing slapper, and it must be awful when one is down to one’s last 100 million with barely a mansion and a private jet to call one’s own – YOU ARE NEARLY FORTY HARRY – WIPE YOUR OWN ARSE!
No statue for Lee Rigby yet?
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The statue reminds me of Madonna or Charlie Theron with their pet efnick children. Are St Di of bullshit,ones “trans” if not she deserves to be cancelled.
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Nice rack on it, dont remember the Peoples Ride having titties that good?
That Harry in the skirt?
Hey, hes balding like that Litvineko isnt he?
Fuckin barmcake on back of his nut?!!!
Harrys pillow must look like a springer spaniel of a morning.
Both willy an Harold are slapheads ,
That willy?
Saw him on telly,
Thought it was fuckin Charlie Brown!
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William is looking a lot like Prince Edward these days, cheer up lad, at least its not Uncle Andrew.
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Which ones that?
The gay one?
Get them confused.
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Like Harry Hewitt, the super CUNT, Uncle Andrew probably had a different dad too: Lord Porchester.
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To be fair to Andrew he keeps under radar.
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Gaydar.😁
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This kind of shit is turning me into a republican more each day!!!
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CQ@ – I don’t have an issue with the Royal Family – I just have an issue with involuntarily funding billionaire parasites.
Get a job you bleeding moochers!
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It’s Ken Barlow in drag, with paèdo overtones.
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The only thing this statue will become is a shrine to the grief jacking weirdos for whom this simpering cock hound was a hero. You’ve seen the sort of cunt on TV, usually dressed in a Union Jack suit with an oversized rosette who have been sleeping in a tent on the street for five days, staking out the best spot for the latest royal wedding.
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Bert and Doris Nutter and the cult of the grateful dead?
“She was taken to soon”…
Put her face on every seatbelt then.
Learn from her gung ho attitude to road safety.
Hey, her face on the seatbelt,
Dodi on the housing,
When you clunk clip it lets out a little moan?!!
Market that to royalists!
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It’s that shit it looks pre vandalised to save the bother.
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The Diana statue is indeed a cunt. It’s banal and trite and represents Diana as reflected by the hysterical emotional reaction to her death – the “People’s Princess”. But I suppose its better than any of the painfully woke nominees for the Fourth Plinth in Trafalgar Square.
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Notice one of the children is a dark-key. It had to be, didn’t it?
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I have no idea who the artist was but I suspect that they have strong republican views; the enemy within, they are crafty buggers.
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The statue in the middle sort of looks like Diana, but who are the statues beside her supposed to represent? They don’t look like William or Harold.
Did she have some secret children we don’t know about?
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She wasn’t going to be let have Dodi’s Child
The secret of it all
The scream of , A fucking muzzy , someone heard through the corridors
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Where’s the statue of James Hewitt standing behind Harry?
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Perhaps a more accurate representation would have been Diana on all fours taking it up the ass from Hewitt.
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MMCM – With Dodi’s cock in her mouth.
What a dignified way to leave the world – with a severed arab member in your pie hole.
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Just noticed, there are 3 so-called kids. There’s one behind the girl, who incidentally looks like she herself has a couple of kids and a mortgage.
That statue is shit. RTC has nailed it with his comment likening it to Ken Barlow.
Put her in Buggernation st.
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I’d have liked to see the artist be a bit more daring….perhaps The People’s Queen of Hearts getting “Two Cocks in One Hole” off Prince Charles and James Hewitt ?..that way both William and Harry could legitimately refer to it as ” Mummy,Daddy and that other old Wanker” in their unveiling speeches.
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A truly creative thought you old bugger.
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Guzziguy@ – The artist is Ian Rank-Broadley.
Yep, a platinum plated one at that.
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DF@ – “Diana does DP”!
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Should of done her with her skirt up around her shanks and the household cavalry queuing up for a bronco.
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You vile disrespectful man…you should have your filthy mouth washed out with carbolic soap.
You’re a fucking disgrace.
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They put a training saddle on her! 😁😁
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Carbolic soap, Herr Fiedler? I told you it was a bugger to get the stains out.
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I reckon it won’t be too long until there’ll be miniature replicas of this statue sold on the internet.
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Will you be buying one,Spoony ?….Do you have a vast collection of Royal memorabilia from the Franklin Mint ?
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I might, Dicky. But then I think it’ll be another thing to dust.
Would you spare a butler to come dust it now and again?
I’m sure sister Dolly could give him a tin of cake to take back to yours on his return each time. 🙂
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My mother left a large collection of coronation and royal wedding mugs going back to fuck knows how long.
Strange, because she hated kitsch shite otherwise.
Not had the heart to throw them out, so they’re taking up valuable space in the loft.
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A replica Tunnel de l’Alma dented hubcap to put Kipling French Fancies in?
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Pretty shite statue. Looks like it was made by the cunts who made the crappy statues outside Arsenal’s football ground. The Thierry Henry one looks a bit like the subject matter, but the Bergkamp and Tony Adams statues could be any old cunt.
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A Bit Of This, A Bit Of That
A bit of this
A bit of that.
A bit of Boris.
The fuckin’ twat!
A bit of this
A bit of that
Fuck you Hancock
You love cheat rat.
A lot of this
A lot of that.
Must be Di with her
Chiggun fed fat.
A bit of this
A bit of the other
Piss off Harry,
You ain’t my brother.
A bit of this
A bit of that
Fuck off Lineker
Number one wanker and number one Pratt.
A lot of this,
A lot of that.
What do I like most?
IsAC chat.
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Crikey, Bertrand
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A bit of this
A bit of that
You just made me , have a laugh 😂
Thinking maybe ,record label contract
A bit of this
A bit of that
But don’t think your lips will
Stick to a pain of glass
A lot of this
A lot of that
Still thinking Though you might be
The wrong colour for the contract
Love itBBTC
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She already has a memorial in Hyde park, nowt special but better than than crap statue.
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What you doing creeping round Hyde park?
Eh?
Upto no good I’ll warrant!
Stop that or I’ll call a bobbie!
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What will you call him, MNC ?
Knock his helmet off with a brick.
I dare you.
😄
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Bloody Di, Muzzer and every other bloke had a bit. She wasn’t even that nice got that inbred toff look.
She had more cock than Katie price.
But she’s the peoples princess so we should adore.
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Diana Sloaney was Markle-esque. She planned her courtship and marriage to Charlie to the last second. She bragged to all her Sloaney Pony pals that she was going to marry the Prince of Wales long before she even met him. All that shy nanny bit was bullshit. She got off on the tabloid attention and all that Princess of Hearts crap. Even taking her sons to Alton Towers was a photo and publicity opportunity.
Viz had her number. Remember this classic?
http://viz.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/026-027_viz169_dipod.jpg
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I’d like to know when we’re going to get a statue of Princess Margaret, sucking John Bindon’s massive, AIDS ridden cock, on the island of Mustiqe.
It’s what she would have wanted.
Everything’s better, on the beach.
Fuck royalty.
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JTC@ – Half the rich and privileged of England already appear to have done! 😀
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Whenever anyone mentions Diana’s death and her return to England it always makes me think about my monthly wine order, because that also is flown over from Paris in a box….
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Haha, have you ever considered becoming a grief counselor?
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Always wear a seat belt. Only one in that car was wearing one, he is still alive….
Then we wouldn’t have to put up all this shit and a statue of an unknown woman.
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Looks like Sean Bean, somebody said.
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Cuntologist@ – A young Sean Bean by jingo!
“Sharpe’s rifles – line up behind the big nosed skank and get your britches down ready”..
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Fuck me – what a woke statue.
A hot-spot for any snowflakes who fancy a selfie and a latte.
Cunts.
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During the period of Diana’s death, prince Andrew was wracked with sorrow..
https://youtu.be/Y7e4Y03uojg
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Classic MNC
Moon was perfect for that role.
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-most of the household cavalry ✔️
-numerous rugby types✔️
-half of the thoracic surgeons at The Brompton✔️
-other assorted playboys✔️
Germaine Greer commented that Diana was “the worst fuck in England”- if trust pilot had been around back then, she would have had a shit rating🤔
A statue of THE yo-yo knickered hooray-Henrietta on all fours, summer dress up her back, whilst a cue of suitors are lined up around the park.
A bit like a Hockney instillation but with more jizz👍
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I reckon its the same sculptor who did that bad Mel Gibson as William Wallace statue; he’s just had time to practice a bit more.
https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/396457573443292705/
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Ha ha!
More Wallace & Grommit than William Wallace😂
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I think he does portraits as well
https://i.imgur.com/NQ8KUMy.jpg
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Some decades ago, I used to read The Groaniad, in the days when it was seriously more centre (although I admit there were always some Polyfilla and Spartist opinions wafting around….) ; the “If” cartoon summed up the Princess of Tarts perfectly… Too tall to be a penguin, to rich to live in Peckham.
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Steve Bell was for years the only reason (along with a discount price) that I read the Graun. No more. But he used to be good.
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/steve_bell/2008/01/15/stevebell512ready.jpg
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It’s what she would have wanted.
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The sentiment
The Artist knew that of course
It’s like they just know how we perceive
Gifted are these chancer’s
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That statue of El Sloaney looks like the action figure I had of the Six Million Dollar Man when I was a kid.
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Awful pile of kitsch crap.
And a complete waste of good bronze.
I’d like to see some Pikey, thieving bastard types cut it down with a Sthil Saw and weigh it in.
That’s what in needs. Melting down and re-manufacturing into something useful.
It would make a nice crown wheel for a good quality differential.
Incidentally, wavering of the subject slightly, I wonder who out of Elton and Di has consumed the greater quantity of spunk?
The crap statue would have been more tolerable and authentic if it had included some spunk dripping off Died’s chin, and perhaps some running down the inner thigh.
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Top work DVD.
I don’t know about the result of ‘the quantity of spunk consumption’ contest between those two lightweights.
However it is a dead heat in the competition between them, over who’s chin has hit more balls than Harry Kane’s right peg.
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