Simon Le Bon there with a young Raheem Sterling. Teaching him to remember clunk click, every trip.
A right Royal (or nearly Royal) cunting please for the media, who, because Diana Spencer would have been 60 next week, though she checked out 24 years ago, are having a field day reliving 1997 again.
Chief culprits at the moment are the press, typified by this garbage from the Daily Mail:
Diana Death Crash Conspiracies
Enough already!
No doubt next week to add to the melodrama we will have the battling brothers back in town, and we will have to endure yet again Harry Hewitt’s mithering about how hard done by he is, how daddy cut him off without a penny – for fuck’s sake, you are 36 – act your age for God’s sake.
Nominated by: W.C. Boggs
Seconded by: Captain Magnanimous
The Diana statue is a cunt, isn’t it.
Prince Willy and the ginger whinger unveiled a statue of their mum but instead of an eyeliner’d floozy wearing a tee-shirt saying, “I ♡ Cock”, it was a woman with big funbags flanked by some kids.
It reminds me of that BRITS ceremony years ago where Michael “I sleep with ten-year-olds” Jackson sang his latest shite and to ward off rumours of kiddy- fúcking, Jackson surrounded himself ….with loads of kids. Naturally, they were all different colours, especially-selected, like a youthful United Nations, presumably to prove that Jackson doesn’t discriminate when child-fîddling.
Alternatively, the children in the statue could represent children from the tart’s many, many relationships. She was, after all, a bit of a cockaholic.
No chance this lump will do an Edward Colson.
Unfortunately.
What a car-crash of a statue.
Thirded by:Eddie Van Failen
The Princess Diana Statue is a total hideious cunt!
Wow! The big event. The one thing in the entire world that was going to “bring these two brothers together again”😢 A monument to the Queen Of Hearts. The anticipation. It made us all want to put Goodbye Englands Rose by Elton Johnny on our Ipod Nanno’s and stand and salute! We shall never be defeated!
The proudest British moment since Philip Schofield came out.
And then the sheet came off. LOL!!
Stood there all grey/green and misserable with some extras from the “Feed The World” pop video.
Even George Floyd’s statue is worthy of less trolling!
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Makes yer proud don’t it just?
At least the colour of the tasteless effigy is a true likeness.
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And that goggle eyed simpering in that Panorama interview. What the fuck was all that about? Was she supposed to look sympathetic? It was like Bambi meets Paul McCartney. Fucking puke inducing, it was.
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Two previously unknown FACTS about the Peoples’ Excess –
!. She, with H and W, once walked past my garden. She failed to ask me “And what do you do?”, perhaps because it was fairly obvious I was weeding. There was no interaction.
2. Subsequently I publicly and correctly predicted the month and year of her death, in a local newspaper article. I gave up doing horoscopes after that.
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please share the link.
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There is no link, sorry. The paper didn’t have a web presence and died not long afterwards. It may have predeceased Die, I forget…its death was rather more predictable given the sales figures.
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Just wait until her back is turned, that ch!mp will get stuck into the little white girl.!
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Pop her in that tiger print swimming costume she had on a few days before Prince Phillip had her done away with and I’ll have a go on her any day of the week.
I’m basing her on 1997 looks, just to reassure you. I wouldn’t want to have a go on her these days.
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The memorial should have inckuded a bit of Armco barrier which would have saved her life.
But les Kermits will not use it ‘cos it is a Murcan invention.
Besides they luke to have their road tunnels like their beautiful bulevards, with concrete pillars instead of trees, but where the penalty for driver error is still death.
Otherwise, I think that the artist is fantasising about the size of her mammaries. In reality she was more like the wee girl. Come to think of it, she, wee girl, seems to be wearing a partially see through frock – again like the blessed Di.
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