Wouldn’t, wouldn’t, wouldn’t, maybe, wouldn’t.
(Header pic slightly enlarged purely to check the quality of the sand and err… goal posts – Day Admin)
Booooooooooo! Come on, let’s hear a resounding ‘hissssssssssss!’ for the women’s beach handball team from Norway.
At a recent European Championship match, these killjoys refused to wear the regulation skimpy bikini bottoms, claiming that they were demeaning. They opted instead for something resembling a pair of your granny’s support knickers.
Handball Federation officials ruled that this was a case of ‘improper clothing’, and fined the team £130 per head (or should that be bum?).
Quite right too, in my opinion. One of the few sights worth watching in women’s sport is beach handball; ahhh… the sight of a tightly contoured bikini stretched across a pert, firm little bottom is a sight for sore eyes.
Now these mardy-arses have got the damned impertinence to question the wisdom and authority of the sport’s governing body, and you can bet that where they lead, others will follow. It’s nothing short of outrageous, and they should be slapped down on hard (as a public spirited citizen, I hereby volunteer my services to administer said discipline free of charge).
Come on ladies, stop arseing about and get those delicious derrieres back in the proper mode of display, and make an old man very happy. You know it makes sense; nobody loves a spoilsport.
Nominated by – Ron Knee
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/20/sports/norway-beach-handball-team.html
Wouldnt say they WERE cunts, but wouldnt mind seeing some of their cunts… 😉
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“nothing short of outrageous” … you mean SHORTS, haha.
A girl dont need no bikini to be sexy as fuck:
https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/GVbfus4VHEMVuR7xYUgcDF-970-80.jpg.webp
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aMKreeR_700bwp.webp
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/ab57456e12e8d8867ad73270374f52bc30a7411f/0_0_4896_2938/master/4896.jpg?width=620&quality=85&auto=format&fit=max&s=8c5f46b6710ac46519616fa293431bd3
https://www.eightieskids.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/29.jpg
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It just gets more and more ridiculous with these ignominious twats. I would say sure; let them cover up their bodies as much as they want! Let them conceal every inch of their flesh.
However, despite that having a more than detrimental effect on my libido and its lascivious, skewed desires, if memory serves (one must keep in mind that I was old when Methuselah was a boy) volleyball is a sport played on golden sandy beaches often in temperatures sufficient to crisp bacon.
When the inevitable happens and one of these egalitarian bints either passes out or expires due to the hermetically sealed boiler suit they’ve donned just in order to conceal themselves in an ultimately useless gesture of sticking a middle finger up to “da patriarchy”, where will the finger of blame point? We must remember that in these days of participation trophies for all and demands of the minorities being elevated over the will of the majority, nobody is to be held responsible for their own actions any more. The blame must always lay elsewhere.
Makes me sick!
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