Norwegian Volleyball Team

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(Header pic slightly enlarged purely to check the quality of the sand and err… goal posts – Day Admin)

Booooooooooo! Come on, let’s hear a resounding ‘hissssssssssss!’ for the women’s beach handball team from Norway.

At a recent European Championship match, these killjoys refused to wear the regulation skimpy bikini bottoms, claiming that they were demeaning. They opted instead for something resembling a pair of your granny’s support knickers.

Handball Federation officials ruled that this was a case of ‘improper clothing’, and fined the team £130 per head (or should that be bum?).

Quite right too, in my opinion. One of the few sights worth watching in women’s sport is beach handball; ahhh… the sight of a tightly contoured bikini stretched across a pert, firm little bottom is a sight for sore eyes.

Now these mardy-arses have got the damned impertinence to question the wisdom and authority of the sport’s governing body, and you can bet that where they lead, others will follow. It’s nothing short of outrageous, and they should be slapped down on hard (as a public spirited citizen, I hereby volunteer my services to administer said discipline free of charge).

Come on ladies, stop arseing about and get those delicious derrieres back in the proper mode of display, and make an old man very happy. You know it makes sense; nobody loves a spoilsport.

Nominated by – Ron Knee

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/20/sports/norway-beach-handball-team.html

71 thoughts on “Norwegian Volleyball Team”

  1. Bit of confusion here. Handball and volleyball are two completely different sports.
    Some cunt has fucked up here.

  2. I know Pink has offered to pay the fines. I didnt know Pink was into modesty. Wasn’t she in a video wearing bras and suspenders in a whore house with Chritine Aguilera? And another bint.

    • Pink is getting older though. I do notice a trend of older film stars and popstars who want the ‘objectification’ of wimminz stopped.

      Of course, it’s nothing at all to do with the fact that they lose fame (and income) to younger starlets as they get older and uglier. Although Pink has always been a bit of a dog in my eyes anyway.

      It was fine when they did it though! If they really cared, they’d donate/return all the money they made when younger and better looking.

      I’m waiting, you cunts…

  3. There’s a lot if this about now. Started with the tennis. Shorts under skirts (spoilsports). Then the TV companies stopped filming low behind the server’s arse to stop the ‘knicker flash’. In many cases, this is a good thing (you need therapy after seeing Serena Williams do this). However, when the occasional sort appears, it ruins it.

    Ugly lezzas dominate the rules now. I can see this being overturned. What the clowns fail to realise is that it is men who mostly watch sport on television. And while letching over some nice totty isn’t the be all and end all (well, not in every case anyway), it is a factor.

    With this sport and let’s say, beach volleyball, why do the cunts think people watch it? It’s almost solely to look at the arses on some of the fit birds.

    Sportspeople as a whole have been really cunty over the last year. Mental elf when things don’t go their way. Taking the knee. Black power salutes. Refusing to compete against Jews. Calling all honkies in our country ‘racist’. Changing government policy for a virtue signal (and making money for themselves by doing so!) and running around with Palestine and gayness flags and emblems. Wimminz sticking their oar in as ‘experts’ on coverage of men’s sports – then crying about sexism and harassment if their opinions are simply questioned on social media. Refusing to do press conferences if defeated. Interview before the biggest game for his country in 55 years, the manager’s first comment (unprovoked) was to go in about diversity and inclusion. Then loses the cup because he possibly wanted to give diversity the glory.

    Cunts!

  4. ” …the sight of a tightly contoured bikini stretched across a pert, firm little bottom is a sight for sore eyes”

    Perhaps you could try watching .transexual weightlifter,Laurel Hubbard ?.. there’ll be more than just be a “pert.firm little bottom” to gladden your “sore eyes” beneath that particular tightly stretched leotard,I suspect.

    • Only a matter of time until the ‘brave’ tranny jumps in ‘her’ bikini to punch the ball, and the stretch produces a wardrobe malfunction in which a love sausage pops out of the side of the G-string.

      The BBC will run articles for days on such bravery.

      • I wonder if his middle name is Ron?

        The cheek of it really. Definitely got balls.

    • At least all this ” Men are Women” business has saved Claire Balding the embarrassment of being continually stopped by Security as he heffalumps her way into the Ladies Gymnastics changing-rooms to show them the difference between a pommel-horse and pummelled by a horse

    • It would be a brave man who attempted to give Fatima Whitbread a spanking on her “delicious derriere”…probably result in Fatima setting a world record for performing the fastest ever penisectomy since Princess Di.’s jaws clamped shut on Dodi’s dick in a Paris tunnel.

  5. And only two of those in the pic would get it.

    They shouldn’t be allowed to enter such an ugly team in such an event anyway.

    Bikini sports for totty only. Get to fuck.

  6. Makes you laugh how fucking precious and prissy the wimminz are getting about being properly dressed for sport – that daft Biles tart has pulled out of two more events today – why the fuck did they send such a delicate bitch to the Olympics – they should withdraw her, as she is clearly an embarrassment to them.

    I am sick of lesbian posing as boxers and footballers.

    All these wimminz should be made to compete as if it were still the Greek olympics, or, as a compromise make it a rule that all these tarts, regardless of sport, should compete stripped to the waist – and in diaphanous shorts.

  7. Those things in the header pic appear to have had mastectomies. Is that within the rules?

    Maybe they’re trannies – that would certainly be within the rules, encouraged even. Burkas would appear to be the way forward.

    • Always whining aren’t they?
      If you don’t like bikini bottoms why choose a sport where thats whats worn?
      Another cunts gone to compete and gone mental,
      Crying and not taking part.
      Basically just a fuckin tourist.
      What a shite shower.
      Should all be disqualified.
      Theyre all Paralympic.
      Nutters and prudes.
      Take your fuckin meds get your crotchless knickers on and compete!

  8. Sport, whether playing or watching, is supposed to take you away from everyday life, in particular fucking politics. Not anymore…..this is definitely the wokie Olympics.
    But there’s more……did you know that next year’s Winter Olympics will be in China? Oh joy, no politics there then?
    Quickly followed by the World Cup in that bastion of wokeism, the fly blown shithole known as Qatar. No point in Sir Gareth and Sir Marcus taking the knee for BLM….all the black slaves who built the stadia will have fucked off home. Except the ones buried in the sand and shat on by camels every day. I’m so glad sport has gone
    wokie and now acknowledges all the injustices in the world.
    What time does the Olympic darts start? Any ideas?

    • Let’s not forget about Lewis. He has criticised the Hungarian government for their policy towards the Hungarian LGBTQ+ community. I wonder did he go and meet anyone from that community before he made his comments.
      Lewis felt the need to ‘speak out’ about Hungarian Lesbians, Hungarian Gays, Hungarian Bi’s, Hungarian Transgenders and Hungarian Que*rs.
      I would like to say to him that you’re well-qualified to talk on when to change gear going round a bend, when to accelerate coming out of a one. But the sexual proclivities of the Hungarian people what do you know about that? And what has it to to do with Formula 1?

      • Miles:
        Lewis & Marcus Rash-thoughts are in a competition to be crowned as the next Sports Personality ( CUNT ) of the year.

        Also, expect Lewis to “come out”, soon😉

      • Have you seen the cunt Hamilton’s latest money-making ad? He’s no longer just a driver of fast cars. Now he’s ‘a driver of change’. He’s a ‘Big Pilot’.
        Yeah, right. The humungeous fee for flogging a watch has fuck all to do with it of course. What a cunt.

  9. A women’s athlete’s arse is the only thing worth watching.
    None of them have any tits and all of them are hopeless in their sports.

    The BBC coverage of the Olympics would make you think that it is a women’s Olympics.
    It’s almost as if men are not there.

    They have had extensive coverage of women’s rugby, football, boxing, weight lifting and gymnastics. It’s as if the men’s events aren’t worth showing.

    They also have introduced ‘mixed’ events.
    I have watched swimming and running relays where they have 2 male athletes and 2 female.
    Some might see it as being progressive, but it just goes to highlight the vast differences in the abilities of men and women.

    Last night there was a mixed triathlon relay.
    Fuck knows why.

    • And they have that woman with the fucking annoying voice commentating once again on the gymnastics.

      I have to watch with the sound muted.

      I bet that she is a lesbian too.

    • That is a great point. Loads of those relays with two blokes and two split arses. Hardly seeing men’s single events, I’ve noticed that too.

      Those relays are a joke anyway. The men don’t race against the women in the track events. They all go for this order; MFFM. I did see one team break this rule in the 4×400. Nigeria. They had a split arse on the last leg. They were in first place on the final changeover. And came last lol.

      When this was pointed out in the studio, the sensible (and yes, she’d get it) Jessica Ennis said the women are always going to be slower and the woke Michael Johnson said “Maybe not. Maybe not!” Talk about protecting your salary!

      What a load of shite. He fucking well knows the women are about 5-7 seconds a lap slower, the lying fucker!

    • It’s strange. The amount of flat-chested women in sport is peculiar. Most women footballers look as tho they’re wearing those breast strapdown things. The only sport where you see any nice bangers is tennis.

  10. They knew the rules.
    Want to protest?
    Stay fucking home!
    Well, waters receding so off for a bike ride 😀

  11. Fucking wallyball, the most pointless “game” on the beleaguered planet. I prefer to watch the wimmiz shot putt.

  12. I think it’s fucking great.
    All the sexy teams,Brazilians and such,will carry on with bikinis.
    Probably smaller and tighter to upset the Victorian era Norwegians.
    Put the miserable cunts in whalebone corsets whilst they are at it as well.
    Perfect.

    • Its a beach sport like making sandcastles or burying your dad in the sand with his feet and head sticking out.
      Olympics should be about who is better at running, jumping throwing shite,
      The ancient Greeks while undoubtedly battyboys and lovers of a sausage suppository understood this .
      All these non sports,
      Playing on skateboards, BMX,
      Its shite that kids do.
      Hardly the triumph of physical endeavour and the superiority of one athlete over another.
      More after school activities.

  13. Colombian girls come first in any pert arse competition.
    Brazilians get the silver.
    The Chinese get the wooden spoon.
    I know about these things.

    It must be something in the water in South America.

  14. We have the spacca Olympics so in the interests of equality isn’t it about time we had the LGBTQIA+ Olympics? You can bung the trannies in there obviously. In the interests of fairness they should be given a head start. It can’t be easy running in those wigs and voluminous dresses.
    I am a laaaydee and i’ve just won the gold medal!

      • True but there’s only one official trannie. Who remembers the good old days of the DDR when every female athlete had a beard and looked like some cunt in the pub looking for a ruck?
        How the fuck did they get away with that? Ok we had that Javelin geezer, can’t remember her name, but the commies were taking the piss weren’t they?

      • That’s the one! I think i’m getting that short term memory loss.
        Still, i’m not President of the United States so not a problem really.

  16. Is it a prerequisite that you need to be a lesbian snowflake to join the USA women’s football team?

    • I was listening to Yank radio yesterday and some bloke was saying how, for the first time in his life, he was rooting against an American team. (ie the Wimminz sakker) He put it all down to that bitch Arapaho who he described as “repulsive” and “a communist.”
      I know the feeling mate. Fuck you Wokegate!

      • Can’t we use Rapinoe as a target in the shooting or archery contests? Might shut the mouthy tart up. Not enough vitamin S in her diet.

      • I don’t know what vitamin S is but i’m assuming it’s got something to do with spunk.

      • Which is a good source of vitamin B6-as I told many, many ladies, in my youth👍

    • I think so, and if you’re not then you soon will be after becoming subject to unbelievable sexual predation. #me too?, #me arse

  17. The likes of the sausage connoisseur, Tom Daley, wears tight Speedos in the swimming events, and you don’t hear him whine about it being sexist, so why are these veal-substitute-munching fugleys getting all in a flap about it?

    Even the women’s Olympic teams are now been infiltrated by the blue-haired, trigglypuff, wimminz types. Given these sort have a tendency to shy away from any physical exertion (except for their lower jaws), instead preferring the sendentary lifestyle of keyboard warrior, whilst demolishing high-fat, high-salt, vegan, fair-trade ‘nourishment’ in large quantities, I’m surprised they even have the energy to prize off the old-style skimpy bottoms.

    Perhaps the intention of these larger garments is to allow their arses to spread in between playing volleyball, as they spend hours at the computer complaining to their respective committees about ‘sexist apparel’?

    Fuck off.

    • All claiming asylum at the Tokyo dole office. I don’t know why they don’t just jump in a dinghy and come over here.
      Lazy cunts.

  20. Good Morning

    Thanks for the picture DA I have just spent an enjoyable 10 minutes checking for camel toe.

    • I read recently some geezer has been watching these so called games and he’d seen more cameltoes than an Egyptian vet.

  21. My post on sports stars being cunts seems to have fucked off, so I’ll paraphrase.

    Sports ‘stars’ are behaving like cunts.

    Mental elf. Not doing interviews if they lose. Going on about how great diversity is, instead of tactics. Ugly tuppence flickers making it so we can’t look at the nice ladies’ arses. Win a medal and you think it’s now a platform to go on about the gayness. Using virtue signalling to make poor people pay more for other people’s kids, while they increase their own income by doing so. Peaceful refusing to compete against four be twos. Black power salutes. Wimminz sticking their oar in on men’s sports. Woke lectures from ‘pundits’ instead of talking about the fucking event. Gayness flags.

    Fuck them all. Good job I don’t pay anything towards these cunts.

    Fuck off.

  22. Choosing people of the right colour instead of the right skills to take penalties and lose a European football championship.
    US Wimminz team spend so long practising taking a knee for BLM they get hammered off the pitch.
    Whiny gymnast runs off cwying because she can’t handle the fact that playing the race card won’t guarantee her a win.
    And the Sister fisters of the Swedish nobody team ignore the rules cos we is wimminz and we can demand what we want, says Karen Karensten of team woke.
    Yep, glad there’s no politics in sport.

  23. Although with these games being held in Japan, I suppose there are small mercies that we haven’t seen them include new events, such as schoolgirl knicker sniffing, how fast you can install a tiny camera in the bowl of the women’s toilet and the bukkake relay.

  24. Eradicating 50% of the reason anyone watches your “sport” shows a real lack of self awareness don’t you think?

    • Only 50%, I think my only reason to watch women’s volleyball would be the skimpy outfit, no interest in which side the ball bounces 😂

  25. Yeurgghhh.
    What a bunch of boilers.
    If there is a medal for the LEAST sexually alluring wimminz team on the wokelympics, I think Norway are in with a chance of Gold👎

  26. They all look like stick insects anyway. You could put fur coats on them and call them pipe cleaners.

    I like a more rounded and fuller arse, myself.😉

  27. Fuck Basketball etc, all i want to see is firm arses and pert tits,
    Is that really to much to ask ????

    • Absolutely not FF.
      I think that if you check para. 1,074 of the United Nations’ Convention on Human Rights, you’ll find that it’s nothing less than an Englishman’s basic entitlement!

  28. Cut them some slack, Ron. It can be bloody cold in Bergen.
    Admin – a touch of unsharp mask would better reveal whether any of these ladies is wearing navel studs…

    Bugger. I seem to have caught spedding.

  29. One minute the wimminz are moaning about sexist, demeaning attire; and the next they’re banging on about tight-fitting sexy attire being a statement of empowerment, and that they “can wear what we want, and if you say otherwise you’re a sexist misogynist!”

    Make ya fuckin’ minds up ya daft bints!

    • Women are God’s gift to grateful males the world over Techno, but flaming Nora, he didn’t include logic among their list of fabulous endowments.

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