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No enjoyment was obtained in finding an image for this post. It just took about 15 minutes or so…

Yes – those dear sweet things. Attractive, slim, elegant, well attired, refined; and look great in a bikini. Maybe even classy enough to put in the ‘bank’ and ‘crack one off’ to when the wife has gone shopping.

Well, it would seem that events in the ‘modelling’ world have taken an unfortunate turn for the worse.

Knock one out to the image in this link, if you can.

And whatever ‘it’ has in those keks could do with a saucer of milk.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9742633/Kamala-Harris-stepdaughter-Ella-Emhoff-kisses-cuddles-beau-Sam-Hine-boat-St-Tropez.html

Nominated by: Big Mal

43 thoughts on “Models”

  1. Fucking hell, I can smell the musky odour of fish from here! What was the photographer thinking taking “covert” snaps of some wannabe skank?

    I’ve seen better models in an Airfix box!

  2. Those tattoos look like a 4 year old has had the biro on the wall fucking classy bird, er not. Yuk

  4. First glance I thought……skinny, no tit bint…..what’s those growths on her legs? Then I realised they were tats. Eeeeeeeeugh! as they say. Why do young birds want to disfigure their bodies, the empty headed morons? Especially when they look like a fucking stick insect in the first place.
    As for the geezer a strong breeze would carry the cunt away. Anyone who has got anything to do with President Harris is a cunt by default.

  5. Sadly, the W.C. Boggs Modelling Agency doesn’t have nubile, big breasted women on our books (Mrs. Boggs won’t allow it). We cater for the “niche” market. Our top earner is Emily Thornberry, who supplements her income with shoots for the steel industry modelling the Dreadnought Corset range, and has a side hustle in surgical stockings. Margaret Beckett, bless her, advertises corn plasters and soothing pile cream. Darling Kate Green takes care of the Eagle Strap-On range, but Anne Summers is pressing for us to replace her with Kim Leadbetter. Poor Kate, it will be back to the plastic bag, soiled knickers and a bench in Trafalgar Square, looking for roll-ups.

    Sadly, we recently had to let AnalEase Dodds go, after an unfortunate incident with a Mandelson home enema kit, and a large tube of vaseline when she pebbledashed the lavatory bowl when she had over-indulged on curry.

    If you need an old bag, you know where to come. In the budget range, we have Mrs. Boggs, who will do anything for a fiver.

    • Mrs Boggs was going to charge me a tenner for a BJ. I feel I’ve been stitched up now that she’s charging only half!

      Have words please, W.C.

      • You have to treat her harshly Techno. Early on in our relationship she told me she wanted a fish supper – so I bought her a packet of crisps and took her for a walk round the aquarium.

        £10 for a blowjob?. She usually only charges £2.50. You are therefore entitled to three more free. Any night except Saturdays, as that is the night she soaks her dentures in Steradent.

  7. It’s “Plus-size” models that irritate me….big fat wobbly Sows who try to convince themselves and other people that they are proud of their “healthy” bodies…how the fuck anyone could be proud of looking like Wilma the Walrus is beyond me.

    Trouble is that anyone can call themselves a “model”…barely a week goes by without a story in the paper of some “model” involved in crime…it’s like stabbed male Sooties all being trainee architects…..invariably they are Munters who are only ever liable to “model” the ” Fat Prison Skank gets dildoed by her lezza cellmate” range of underwear.

    Fugglies should not be seen in public.

    • I thought the feminista wimminz groups despised “models” as being degrading to the wimminz and rapebait for per-verted men!

      One minute they’re calling for models to be banned for being offensive; but then the same silly bints bang on that models are empowering, and that wimminz can dress how they want blah blah woof woof.

      Oh and if you want an early morning horn, take a look at Labour’s Front Bench, and the delectable Angela Rayner in a 4 way dildo gangbang with Anal-eaze, Cat Smith, Marsha de Cordova and Nia Griffin!

      https://labour.org.uk/people/shadow-cabinet/

      Phrooaaarrrr!!!!!

      • Emily Thornberry always looks so fucking smug…the female version of James Fucking-Corden…I’m very rarely gratuitously rude but I get quite giddy at the thought of what I’d like to say to them…”Here’s a shovel…get digging,you Cunts”.

      • I like my birds a bit more curvaceous . I’ve written to Priti Patel on numerous occasions telling her the tit wank offer still holds if she’s up for it.

      • Priti Patel could truss me up like a chicken and do whatever she wanted to me.

        She does look somewhat mischievous and considering I’m about 10 stone in my socks she’d have a weight advantage.

      • Fucking hell! Some of those birds make Margaret Beckett look like a hot bit of stuff,
        How is that possible?

      • No,no….that’s to do with her acting as a deterrent to any ruffians trying to rob my vast collection of hugely valuable objects d’art….just imagine sneaking your way in only to be confronted by a 4 tall,28 stone “lurve-machine” demanding that you “shift mah fat rolls and nibble me clitty ’till I gush”…she’s such an effective deterrent that Fred Barrass screamed ” To fuck with this,let’s go and try that shotgun-firing mental old Cunt,Tony Martin” when he came “calling”…..in fact,you’re the only Man to ever show much interest in dear Fanny..I was perhaps slightly premature in sending you packing…would you like to move in with her?…I feel sure that a sex-crazed obese shortarse backed up by the delightful Fanny would provide far better security than anything that Brinks Mat could ever provide.

    • There are some women there that I would give a second glance in the pub. But for all the wrong reasons.

  8. The photos of those 2 media whores remind me of Jaws and “we’re gonna need a bigger boat!”
    I keep wishing a Great White Shark will come along and bite a big hole in their boat and eat the fuckers!

    It also reminds me of how the other half live. Namely the rich libtard celeb types living in their fantasy bubbles well away from the nightmare that is reality for us plebs!

    White privilege much?

    • Techno, if you try and deny your white privilege it’s because you are a racist. The only way out of it is to admit you are a racist. Either way you are a raaaaaaay-sist and bang to rights.
      Hey!……who said these wokies were thick as shit?

  9. Fucking hell we’re all a bit fussy around here aren’t we?

    She’s not bad. Although I hate tattoos on a split arse.

    Indeed, if I were the sort to ever visit pornographic websites, then I would scroll past or exit any videos where the lady has tattoos. But I don’t go on such websites, so I wouldn’t know the first thing about such nonsense.

    Good to see a leftist (“I want to help to poor and tax the rich!”) politician having her brat go on a yacht for a holiday in St Tropez, innit blud?

    Champagne socialist cunts. Her boyfriend looks like a right poof too. She might want to do one of those checks for the AIDS.

    Probably riddled with it.

    Fuck off.

    • There are porno production companies who advertise some of their wares with the tagline….”no tattoos”. Apparently their older clientele aren’t keen on the tramp stamps.
      So a friend told me anyway.

  10. “She’s a model and looking fine” as Kraftwerk once said
    not anymore, wish it was still 1978, the world has truly sunk to a new low, all facilitated by trojan horse cunts!!!

  11. I’ve seen better looking women waiting for a bus.
    I assume these Playboy Commies only rent a boat so they can be photographed acting like cunts.
    Oven.

    • Have you made provisions for becoming greener in the next few years UT ? An electric oven beckons.

    • When the Trojans wheeled the horse through the city gates they hadn’t already built a load of Greek temples to welcome the bastards. They may have been a bit thick but we are thick, blind and deaf.

  13. She’s not particularly fantastic. Quite ordinary. But she’s not that bad either. I’ve seen much worse models- skinny asexual bints with figures like an ironing board. This ones got a figure, long legs and hair in the right places. Fuckable I’d say, but not particularly amazing.

    • Models always look like they need a chippy tea and 3 month in The Priory.
      That smackhead Trainspotting figure, flat as a ironing board,
      Ribs on show like a RSPCA dog,
      Naw .
      Big tits, long hair, thats whats needed!
      Not arsed about the odd tattoo,
      Or even if theyve a slight alegut,
      They can even be 2/3 midget,
      But no starving marvins!
      Make me puke..

  14. Just looked it up. Boss eyed, Keegan perm, slag tags, Harry Potter glasses, looks like it crawled out of Belsen or Auchwitz. If you fed it to a crocodile it would be a snack.

  15. Without tattoos, about average. With tattoos – repulsive.

    File under: Brewer’s Droop.

  16. Don’t mind tattoos depending on where they are, what they are and how big they are.

    For instance – this is too much for me.

  17. Isn’t it funny that at the same time they want to ban, or restrict at least, fast food advertising, they are quite happy to strap up some flabby munter in lingerie who is obviously suffering from the effects of over indulging in said fast food, slow food, and every type in between. Plus size models normalising being obese, and the health implications of being so overweight such as diabetes and heart disease.
    You can’t change what people find attractive, so hopefully putting boilers in these situations will die out soon.
    And tattoos on women? Rank.

    • It’s because when they do it, it’s empowering

      But yet when more conventionally attractive women do it, it’s degrading, misogynist, sexist, a sign of toxic masculinity, etc.

      Current modern society feminises men and masculinises women.(Not sure if masculinises is a word, but if they can make up words, so can I).

      Then women wonder why there are no “real” men anymore.

  18. Attractive women – especially white ones – are now seemingly banned. The top fashion and style magazines now feature fat cunts, stick thin sour faced bogo bogos, various trannies and circus freaks, peacefuls dressed as pillar boxes, and hairy bearded fat poofters in frocks as their cover stars.

    If someone from the 70s, 80s, or even 90s time traveled here to 2021 Sam Tyler style, they would think they had arrived in some sort of dystopian demented hell. And they’d be right.😢

  19. Chris Stamp (RIP), brother of Terence and co-manager of The Who, said that the punk era was the ‘revolution of the uglies’.

    Nah, Chris, The revolution of the uglies is happening now. A fat ugly hulking hairy great poof in a dress, or some repulsive slab of lard in a bikini on the cover of a magazine called Glamour sums it up. And, what’s more, the MSM are allowing it to happen. They actually want it. Absolutely fucking insane.😒

    • Dead right, Spoonington. All these ‘hacked’ pictures of Tinsletown tarts like Lawrence, Johansscunt, and every other slagbag who has flashed their norks and kipper online. So, they were all hacked? My arse. There’s fucking scores of them, and they’ve (more or less) all done it. It’s all staged and publicity for old rope. Bunch of self serving slappers.

  21. You think that’s bad? Try this:

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1039744/Now-Tony-Cherie-Blair-jet-weeks-luxury-freebies.html

    Don’t blame me. Clicking on links is entirely voluntary.

    When I see some woman with the intellect of a slug defaced with tattoos, I enjoy the thought of her twenty years on, as the design no longer matches the sagging flesh – even if it once did – and, unemployable by the soft porn industry, cannot afford laser removal.

  22. She looks like she smells. Dirty arse, massive hairy box (not a bad thing) and doddles that make her look like a detention desk.

  23. She’s not quite Belsen material
    But she probably eats fuck all
    She doesn’t look fit far from it
    At 27 you’d think she would put the hard work in
    A minger that has no future after that photo.

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