Luvvies

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The patron Saint of luvvies. Only bows down to the most Divine of Browns.

How’s about a Luvvie tax?

I think I’ve seen it all now. A group of prominent luvvies has proposed a tax on gadgets such as pc’s phones etc, to fund the UK ‘creative sector’. NB this doesnt mean engineering and science. It means luvvies. And poets I suppose. You know, prominent Corbynista, opinionated, limp wristed, me me me types.

I think St Marcus should get involved. One tweet and Boris will comply.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-57642147

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble 

93 thoughts on “Luvvies”

  1. Tax these loaded gobshites instead.
    Fkin degenerats.
    Time for a taxing bike ride 🥲

  2. Hugh grant is a cunt, why would you want to go with some American skank when you had Elizabeth Hurley, cunt etc…

  3. Elton John sponsored by Dyson-could have his arsehole sucked clean of detritus live on TV to demonstrate the superior cyclone technology.
    🤔

    Bunch of absolute CUNTS👎

  4. I’d luv a luvvy tax except implemented differently. Every time a luvvy or sleb says words in public/to the press, it costs £1000 a word. This includes but is not limited to the guff they speak at award ceremonies and giving political opinions to MSM and on Twitter.

    • Plus any details they give of their surgeries, body ailments, mental health issues should also charged at same rate! In fact we should be paid to have to listen to this drivel.

      • Treble the tax if they go on about their sex lives, especially if they are post-menopausal like Anthea Turner and Vanessa Feltz.

  5. Fucking hate Grant with a vengence, smarmy grin and arrogant cunt to boot. Backpfeifengesicht!!!

  6. You have to admire the barefaced front of these cunts but I suppose that’s what being a luvvie is all about in the first place. We know these champagne socialists love spending taxpayers money on their favourite libtard causes but now they want to help themselves to maintain their privileged lifestyle.
    Listen cunts, when you’re a performer and nobody turns up and buys a ticket you don’t get paid. That’s the way it works shitheads. Now fuck off and suck some cock at the BBC……they’ve got plenty of our money to blow away on cunts like you.

  7. The U.K. “creative” sector has lots of cash and a multitude of cunts. Hugh fuck off quickly or if your feeling the pinch the BBC pays out loads of other peoples money to total cunts if you go woke.

  8. I detest that cunt in the nom pic.
    I bett his breath still stinks of a crack-wh0re’s rancid minge.

  9. Joanna Lumley had a nice little earner, with the bumbling, wobbling, Eton Trifles Garden Bridge project.
    The horse faced old bag.
    Good morning.

  10. I am sure that half (or more) of these painted and powdered nancy boys, if offered either the tax Grant wants, or lowering the age of consent to 11, would opt for the second option.

    The problem, is of course, that “officialdom” takes too much notice of them – like Barnier having Brexit discussions with Fat Reg – what the fuck for?. Barnier is a starfucker as are half the politicuans – like Blair licking the arses of pop “stars” 25 years ago.

    • Ohh Hugh Grant, dont want to associate with him, he should be cancelled!
      White oppresser taking sexual advantage of a black sister with substance abuse issues?
      Thats both sexist and racist!
      And as we know racism is a 100 in the Top Trumps® cards of life,
      Nothing worse.
      No, the sloaney little boardtredder should be cancelled then stand trial.
      Put in in a cell with convicted kneeler Derek Chauvinism.

      • On a slightly related note, what’s the similarity between George Michael and a pair of welly boots?

        They both get sucked off in bogs.

  11. There’s a lady I know who claims to be a painter…she’s a real “artistic” type hippy who lives with her girlfriend on,I suspect,Daddy’s money. Anyhow a friend of mine had heard that she was a painter and asked her to paint,from photos, a scene of his Father stood next to a prize-winning tup…she usually paints wildlife….pheasants,foxes etc.,so it surely wouldn’t be a problem,you’d think…I saw it when it was nearly complete….Fuck me,it looked like Andy Capp preparing to sexually molest a particularly obese cream Labrador..appalling and she even had the nerve to charge £300 when he went to collect it and was still too dazed and speechless to object.

    I don’t think the Auld Fella ever received his portrait…my friend had a blown-up photo done instead….I must ask him if he keeps the p
    ortrait in the attic like some
    Dorian Grey tribute….suspect though that it actually went on the bonfire within an hour of collection.Those of an “artistic” bent are usually just bent.

    • Clemmie Churchill burnt the portrait of Sir Winston that Graham Sutherland painted in 1955 – I think a lot of that kind of work probably went up in flames, and what we have left are pictures the subject or their families was too polite to destroy. Now – what about my nude studies of Liza Nandy – and Emily Thornberry? – that one took a LOT of acrylic……

      I did ask Jess Phillips if I could paint her in the nude and she asked me why. I said I needed somewhere to put my brushes.

      I;ll get my coat.

      • I would happily have a nice wank over Lisa Nandy, If necessary premature ejaculation (a dim and distant dream nowadays if I am honest) would be staved off by thoughts of Lady Nugee.

      • ‘tup’

        Interesting word Mr Fiddler. I didnt know it was a noun.

        I know it is a verb because Shakespeate has Iago tell Desdemona’s father-

        ‘Even now, now, very now, an old black ram
        Is tupping your white ewe’.

        Real shit-stirrer Iago.

      • There’s a trout fly named the “Tups indispensable”; I had heard that one of the ingredients was the fuzz off a ram’s scrotum; now the entire etymology is falling into place.

  13. Christ, even the comments on the BBC in the article linked are telling them to stick their idea up their collective arse.

    They’d probably love that.

  14. As these luvvies are all well known socialists ( they never stop telling us about it ) I have an idea💡! They could put all their fees in a big pot and then divide it up equally. Therefore some jobbing actor in some provincial theatre in Preston would get the same as the likes of Grant, Hurley and Colman.
    See how that goes down with the wokie warriors.
    Right on comrades!

  15. Absolute bunch of tossers 👎👎
    Why is Rachel Reeves always so angry ?
    Don’t let Labour get hold of this tax otherwise it will be in their next manifesto 👎👎

  16. I know that I’m lowering the tone, but Liz Hurley has fantastic tits.
    There, I’ve said it.
    Luverly jubbley.

    • I always carry a huge safety pin around just in case I bump into Liz Hurley and she’s in need of a little maintenance.
      I mean you just never know.

      • Yes. She gets them out in an episode of Sharpe. Search ‘sharpe’s enemy Hurley’s tits’

        It’s on Xhamster…my mate said

      • she was also dressed as a school-girl in an episode of Morse from years ago – well, so I’ve been told by a friend.

  17. If Hurley wants some extra cash she should just do what that Paltrow slag does……..stick some candles up her fanny and flog them to degenerates on t’internet. I reckon she’d get a few customers on here.
    Dirty cow.

    • If someone wanted to buy those candles, where might they look? Not me you understand.

  18. I carry a crack pipe in case I meet Divine Brown.
    Your right!
    You never know…

    • That was the Manchester club gag of the 90s;

      ‘Taxi to Moss Side for Hugh Grant.’

  19. I’d happily buy Chuck Norris some more ammo, on the condition he uses it at the next BAFTAs.
    Much more worthy…

    • BB, you seen Chuck Norris lately?!!
      Looks well weird.
      Had ‘work’ done.
      Must of been cash in hand though, big white choppers too.
      Looks like that cunt in the waiting room in Beetle Juice!

  20. I hate luvvies as they think being actors gives them some fucking Devine right to preach to the masses , as if that’s not bad enough there’s another level of cunt which is reserved for luvvies living abroad mostly in Hollywood ( so they can get their forked tongues up the right peoples arseholes) who have not a shred of self awareness and fly into Blighty to tell us where we are going wrong , look at that daft cunt Emma Thompson who flew first class across the Atlantic to get involved with Extinction Rebellion! ….
    Nothing but a bunch of virtue signaling millionaire pseudo socialist cunts ………….

      • Something about celebs that triggers my devilish side.
        Anyone ever insulted a celeb?
        I called survival expert Cody Lundin a cunt once.
        But live in hope of insulting a A lister..

      • Me old man once beat up Roger McGough.

        It started with a bit of simple verbals but it escalates with every re-telling.

      • I first saw Divine in Hairspray (the 1988 original) and subsequently in Pink Flamingos (1972). Funny fella.

      • Oh dear RT’s in trouble. What a faux pas. This is nearly as bad as my ‘yolk of Rome’.

      • In what way is it a faux pas Miles? Do you not understand the meaning of the word ‘subsequently’? It means ‘afterwards’.

        I first saw Divine in Hairspray and afterwards in Pink Flamingos.

        Happy now?

      • Grudging apology only. Although not a howler it is incredibly clumsy.
        I think you are lucky to have got away with just a caution from Les.

      • @Mickey Blue Eyes….

        Good for your Father…if more people put some effort into beating up poets,the world would be a better place.

      • @Mis….I attempted to goose Michaela Strachan…unfortunately she had no buttocks to grasp and I achieved was an airshot.

      • Fiddler@
        I upset footballer Andy Cole by laughing at him,
        Also embarrassed ken Barlow opening the Christmas lights in Stockport,
        And as mentioned called Cody Lundin a cunt.
        Im hoping to get a chat show like Michael Parkinson but where all the guests leave mid interview sobbing.
        Sort of a fresh angle..

    • Chuck Norris used to be in Corrie, a right cunt. Might still be, don’t watch it.

      • You are thinking of Norris McWhirter Freddie. Ena Sharple’s love interest.

    • Well, HMRC think Lineker’s wedge is disguised employment, and they want almost £5million from him. Who do you think will pay this?

  23. On the 16 th anniversary of the towel head attack on London the BBC remarkably has no mention on its Web site.

  25. Don’t these performing cunts earn enough money to chip in themselves, the support the very industry they hold dear and whinge about all the time:

    The BBCunt were kind enough to name a few con artists yesterday and I took the liberty of Googlecunting the net worth of the ones mentioned:

    Olivia Coleman net worth: $6M
    Joanne Harris: $8M
    John Nettles: $10M

    Makes you realise that even what I class a relatively minor selebs have a very nice lifestyle.

    “ooooh, suits you sir”…

    In that case you bunch of cunts, lead by example and put your hand in your pocket – and not by suggesting a stealth tax that everyone else has to pay for.

    • Colman can fuck off, but John nettles has been around forever and not done a bad thing as far as i can remember.

      • I don’t know how Coleman has become famous – she used to have a bit part in Peep Show and was a bit shit in that.

      • Coleman was OK in Peep Show and bearable in Twenty Twelve but sickening in everything she’s been in since.

        If I see her name in the cast nowadays, whatever it is can fuck right off by default.

  26. ‘Twas ever thus. The taxing of the grafters to support the shirkers. Niche fancies and foibles of the smart set will never wipe their own face financially, so someone has to stump up, and it sure as hell isn’t going to be the luvvies. Fucking sponging cunts. I have no objection to toffee-nosed twats enjoying their rarefied milquetoast entertainments, but I do object to paying for them and then being lectured to about how I should live my life. They can fuck right off.

    Good cunting, Cuntstable.

  27. I am surprised at all these negative comments. Surely £50- £100 per purchase is money well spent if it keeps Huge Grant in injunction money, Lily Allen in handbags, Nish Kumar in employment?

  28. He was good in the Jeremy Thorpe drama, except Jeremy Thorpe was less of a hypocrite than Mr Grant, similar politics though!!!

  29. Perchance these commie dahlings could all fuck off to “The Socialist Utopia” of Venezuela?
    I will help them pack.

  30. I hate these luvvie cunts.

    There’s a never-ending procession of them.

    Just because you have done ok in your chosen profession it doesn’t give you a degree in politics you fucking gobshites.

    The world doesn’t owe you cunts a living. I’m not paying more for a sex robot just so you can pay your leccy.

    Write better plays or improve your acting you cock-knockers.

    Put this bellend and that jean-luc spacker in a vacuum chamber until their body cavities explode then use them for bio-fuel.

    Cunts!

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