The patron Saint of luvvies. Only bows down to the most Divine of Browns.
How’s about a Luvvie tax?
I think I’ve seen it all now. A group of prominent luvvies has proposed a tax on gadgets such as pc’s phones etc, to fund the UK ‘creative sector’. NB this doesnt mean engineering and science. It means luvvies. And poets I suppose. You know, prominent Corbynista, opinionated, limp wristed, me me me types.
I think St Marcus should get involved. One tweet and Boris will comply.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-57642147
Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble
Tax technology to treat tossers? Fuck off. Let the luvvies produce something I am prepared to pay for, and then I may reconsider. I speak as one who has been wrestling some unintuitive radio control software requiring about 200 variables to be specified by eight buttons, for which no manual was supplied.
Sure, tax the manufacturer, and pay a luvvie to write clear instructions in coherent English*, please. Not as glamorous as venting your vapid opinions an any show whose producer knows your agent. Hard work, too. But infinitely more useful
^ A dream too far, I fear. Luvvies born after 1980 are mostly illiterate.
2
They can all flog a mansion and a private jet or two to contribute instead, the fucking cheeky cunts.
Get back in your box until I need you to pretend to be someone else and then maybe, if I can be arsed, I’ll watch your shite without paying anyway (allegedly), you fucking pricks.
Fuck off.
6
Tax thespians at 70%
That should do the trick.
5
Just do an industry levy on theatre, cinema, and art gallery takings.
0