Lovely man, faithful to his heritage.
Harry Hewitt and the Markle Creature are still cunts. But, this time, even they have surpassed themselves.
These two shitheads turned down a royal title for Lickle Archiebald. Apparently, they didn’t like the title Earl of Dumbarton because it featured the word ‘Dumb’.
Only thing is, it doesn’t feature the word dumb at all. Dumbarton is a town in Scotland. With its name originating from the Gaelic for ‘Fort of the Britons’. Only these two cunts would see something negative in it, and their ‘dislike’ of the name and the town is pure bog standard school playground level shit. It’s like the seven year old spotting a rude word inside a bigger word in the dictionary and being chuffed to bits and telling his classmates. One can bet that Harry’s horrendous Praying Mantis of a wife is behind this ridiculous and immature rebuttal. But the whole thing just sums them up. These cunts are seemingly offended by everything, including words and names of old Scottish towns.
As Alan Hansen (or EMF) might say ‘Un-be-fucking-lievable!’
Nominated by: Norman
And more by Hard Brexit Cunt
A regal cunting for the Duke and Duchess of Hewitt who are about to star in a remake of the film Dumb and Dumber.
They whinged to Oprah Winfrey that their son Archie Hewitt-Markle has to make do without the title of Prince until his grandmother’s ex-husband becomes King.
However, they have decided that the title Earl of Dumbarton is not suitable for little Archie because they believe that he will be bullied for having a title containing the word ‘dumb’.
Perhaps Archie might be called Dumbo if he grows the same ears as Prince Charles despite inheriting no genes from the heir to the throne.
Sadly, for Archie his parents are dumb and deserve the abbreviated title of Earl and Countess of Dumb.
Tune in next week for more exciting adventures of Harry & Meghan, but maybe something interesting happens. Like they somehow manage not to do an interview for 12 seconds. Or he agrees to do a DNA test for his parentage.
How about the Duke of Scunthorpe then.
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How about Earl of Scunthorpe?
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Earl of Crackpot?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crackpot,_North_Yorkshire
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The ‘cunt’ was taken out of Scunthorpe many moons ago!
😁
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That was my mother. Dad often joked he’d taken the cunt out of Scunthorpe.
Morning Bertie. 😀
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Morning Ruff!
I always get confused between Scunthorpe and Hartlepool.
Having never visited either, I shouldn’t think there’s much to choose between them!
😊
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It does appear that the pair do not possess a functioning brain cell between them. What was an amusing series of daft decisions has evolved into a situation where their sanity is in question.
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Having thought about it for a moment or two longer, it occurs to me that this could be a cunning plan on the part of the Palace- offer them a title which they are likely to refuse and hey presto ,further alienation which can be laid at the door of the Hewitt and Meagain.
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I honestly think that Me-again truly believed she would be Queen, someday.
Totally insane cunt.
👎
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Queen or President, she’s not fussy. The Duke and Duchess of Netflix will settle for nothing less. POTUS would be more realistic as there isn’t an ounce of royal blood in any of the four.
She’d make a good Liberal Democrat MP: ambitious, loony, and a cunt.
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What about The Earl of Cockermouth? That’s appropriate, given his mother.
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Or maybe Cockfosters.
Being the son of a bellend, Earl of Penistone would also be appropriate.
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That photo should be his profile pic on Twatter. Says all you need to know about the half-wit.
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‘Earl of Dumb-arton’ would have suited the son of these two dangerous numbskulls.
Allegedly when Charles becomes King, he’s going to change the rules so Archie won’t get his Prince title.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9704475/Prince-Charles-wont-let-Archie-prince-plans-slim-monarchy-save-costs.html
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It’s an ancient and honourable title. And anyway, Harry is already a big Count.
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Yes MMCM it sounds old-which was what was coverted in the past. It was always about how old the title was.
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As it was the great distinction, a great source of pride if you came from a long family line.
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Not that I’d know much about it. The Plastic’s only go back to the 50s when it was invented.
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😅. I’m afraid the Cunting Machines don’t have much of a pedigree either.
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I nominate The Lord of Newark. The anagram of Newark would be an apt reminder of his dad, forever.
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The Queen will have to go back to the drawing board to think up some new titles for Archie at the behest of these morons.
How about –
The Duke of Twatt – (Twatt, Orkney).
The Earl of Scratchy Bottom – (Scratchy Bottom, Dorset).
The Duke of Hogs Pit Bottom – (Hog Pit Bottom, Hertfordshire).
The Earl of Shitterton – (Shitterton, Dorset).
The Earl of Ugley – (Ugley, Essex).
The Duke of Nasty – (Nasty, Hertfordshire).
The Earl of Nempnett Thrubwell – (Nempnet Thrubwell, Somerset).
The Earl of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch – (Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Anglesey, Wales).
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There are two wonderfully named places near Durham which would fit the bill- Wide Open and Pity Me.
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Or The Earl of Nob End (Lancashire)
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Crinkley Bottom is available too, if Noel Edmonds can be persuaded to relinquish his title.
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What a pair of prize winning cunts these two are.
Dumbarton = Town in Scotland
Donbas (sounds a bit like dumbass which would be the more appropriate title here) = Region of Ukraine
Dumb Cunts = Hewitt & Sparkletits
Good Morning
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Origin of the word “dumb” – Old English, Old Saxon (dumb), Gothic (dumbs), and Old Norse (dumbr) forms of the word meant “mute, speechless”.
Origin of the name Dumbarton – The name comes from the Gaelic Dun Breatann, which means ‘fort of the Britons’ (the Britons being Celtic tribes who had colonised the area).
In other words, no connection with the Germanic word which broadly means speechless.
Dumb cunts.
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Really good explanation MMCM. Problem is we are dealing with benefactors of the modern way of learning.
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We are BB. In other words, dumb asses.
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Bullied at school?
Lies.
No money in sending the little beggar to school.
Set him up with a YouTube channel.
Get him to write a sequel to that astonishing literature published by his award winning mother.
Sponsor his pram.
And hopefully Fuck Off into obscurity.
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The kid should be taken into care, the parents are obviously unfit to bring up a child.
In 10 years time he will have ginger dreadlocks to embrace his black heritage.
He could be the Earl of Wokingham
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How can a cricketer be hounded for a couple of in appropriate tweets he made when 18 yet this cunt is not I believe the word is cancelled for wearing a Swastika
I think it should be referenced every time his name is mentioned.
Today we welcome a visit from former swastika wearing ex Prince Harry
That should do
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Just like his great great uncle, the Duke of Windsor
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Too right. The Cunt of Windsor and his septic tank trannie, Wallace were well in with ‘Der Fuhrer’ and also those Mitford cunts.
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Look at that photo, the ginger cunt should be ashamed of himself. That’s a rubbish swastika, looks like disabled child drew it.
You would think on his coin he could have afforded some decent reproduction gear, or gone and found some authentic stuff.
Half arsed attempt.
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That Nazi costume proves what a skinflint Harry is. He could have got a proper SS uniform done with his money.
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Look through all the wardrobes at Windsor castle and you’ll probably be able to find a full SS parade uniform
(as modelled by Derren Nesbitt in Where Eagles Dare)
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Bang on.
The SS must rank amongst the biggest cunts ever to walk the planet, but one thing they did have was a bit of style, the fuckwits. Hugo Boss designed uniforms, I believe.
Half-arsed is the word.
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Why not Earl of Brixton? Or Earl of Tower Hamlets (Chittagong) or even better Earl of Bradford and Dewsbury he would have a seat in the Pakistan government when he comes of age.
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I’ve got it.
Lord Archiebald Markle Earl of Grenfell C.U.N.T
Now that’s what I call a title.
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Fuck these cunts a boring. Princess Anne refused all titles for her children. They are fine. Being entitled with a title doesnt always go well. Hence the cuntishness of these two moochers.
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But Megain Mantis wants titles for Archie and Lilliput (or whatever it’s name is) for her pension scheme and future TV appearances, book sales etc. Like Heather Mills got up the duff by a silly gullible old fool like McCuntney, so she’d be set up for life.
I’ve heard of lads being trapped by birds getting pregnant after a pissed one night stand or a quickie. But walking right into it?! Harry really must be one stupid cunt.
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They live in America. A title might get you a seat in a restaurant. It wont get you a seat in a diner.
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I always thought that the Beckhams were the biggest pair of cunts for self-promotion and doing anything for the mighty dollar but this couple have taken it to a new level. Apparently the day sprog no.2 was jettisoned out the website domain name lilibetdiana.com was “mysteriously” purchased. Incidentally at the bottom of this article the ginger half-wit promised chimpanzee ‘expert’ Jane Goodall that he would only have two children for the sake of the planet. Shame he didn’t consult this so-called chimp expert before he married one.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9659663/Lilibetdiana-com-purchased-day-Harry-Meghans-daughter-born.html
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Sorry, should have added the domain was bought two days before they announced the birth. The kid is just a fucking product. Cunts.
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So, earlier this year when this all kicked off with the interview this caused several arguments, the main one being with my ponsy WOKE sister-in-law (fat bitch who doesn’t work cos hobby’s earns good money – and her shit doesn’t smell because she lives in a posh area).
Nearly caused a fucking international incident as I had ‘offended’ her by suggesting these two are utter cunt-masters of the highest order.
Pissed me off so much I wanted to slap the tart (metaphorically speaking of course…).
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It’s likely he’ll be bullied for a lot more than his name by the time he gets to that age. The fact that he will probably be a gender neutral, non binary, mouth almighty little fa**ot boy won’t help. Nor will his parents making cunts of themselves on the telly every night.
He’ll probably be called “Starchie” at school…….. or Mongfeatures.
He can fuck off anyway the little cunt.
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So, these two buffoons don’t want their sprog to be bullied?
Well, why name the poor fucker Archie? He’ll get ‘Sugar Sugar’ sung at him all the time. And if he is also a ginger – like his dad and the comic book Archie – then he really is fucked.
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And, as well as the cartoon Archie, maybe young Archie Markle will also look like Howdy Doody.
Megain Mantis will have (another) meltdown if the laddie turns out not to be ‘black’ enough.🤣
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Archie is a bloody terrible name. Probably alright if you were born in 1929. Sounds about 103 years old.
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Give me fucking strength!!! Why do these cunts keep appearing on here????? Sick and fucking tired of hearing about them.
At the current time you’ll be pleased to hear we only have one Harry & Meghan post in the queue. – DA
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They surface regularly because they are easily two of the biggest and most arrogant and obnoxious cunts of the present day. Harry and Megain are cunts for our time.
And cunts will be cunted…😉
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At least I’ve heard of this pair of cunts, not like in some of the noms.
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Deprive these pair of twats oxygen
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Bullied at School? He’s not exactly going to go to a Secondary Modern on some rough arse Council Estate is he? Why don’t these pair of bubble heads just keep their gobs shut for a least a fortnight. Is that asking too much?
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Exactly. The Earl of Dumbarton seems a very sensible name compared with other stupid Hollywood brats names –
Sage Moonblood Stallone.
Jermajesty Jackson (son of Jermaine Jackson)
Moon Unit Zappa
Blanket Jackson (son of Michael)
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hutchence Geldof
Speck Wildhorse Mellencamp
North West (son of Kayne West and Kim Kardashian)
Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver (son of Jamie)
Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver (daughter of Jamie)
Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver (more Jamie cum-dribble)
Fifi Trixibelle Geldof
Kal-El Coppola Cage (son of Nicholas Cage)
Apple Martin (spawn of Chris Martin and Gwynth Fanny-Candle)
Bluebell Madonna Halliwell Daughter of Geri)
And these cunts are worried about the Earl of Dumbarton!
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Also, that daft goggle eyed bitch Zooey Deschancunt named her child ‘Otter’.
And those chippy darkays Beyonce and Jay Zed named their brat Sir Carter. Just so people would have to call him ‘Sir’. Cunts.
Oh, and not forgetting all the Beckham’s idiot offspring, of course. All of them have ridiculous knobhead names.
Astonishingly, Scarlett Johansscunt gave her daughter (by Hollyweird standards) relatively normal names. Rose Dorothy.
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Gee, I wonder who was behind this decision?
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The Grand Duchy of NotMiscarried.
What! Too soon?
Good afterbirth and Fuck off!
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The Earl of Dumbarton is too good a title for any Megain spawn anyway.
The Earl of Dumbarton sounds like a tough as fuck ‘Highlander’ type, who wields a Claymore, can fight ten blokes at once, drinks Scotch by the barrel, and shags all the village maidens, aristo fanny and serving wenches.
Not suitable at all for a woke experiment like Archie.
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Nothing to do with Archie (dumb name, guaranteed to get bullied) being potentially bullied at school. That is just a cover.
Everything to do with “dumb” being an accurate description of what the Hewitts are.
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I can understand her not knowing what it means but him I would expect to. She is the cultural equivalent of an amoeba. Him with his background and education could have enlightened her but I suppose her paranoia just overruled common sense.
Stupid cunt.
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Perchance name the kid Lord Trash of Infidelity?
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