Lovely man, faithful to his heritage.
Harry Hewitt and the Markle Creature are still cunts. But, this time, even they have surpassed themselves.
These two shitheads turned down a royal title for Lickle Archiebald. Apparently, they didn’t like the title Earl of Dumbarton because it featured the word ‘Dumb’.
Only thing is, it doesn’t feature the word dumb at all. Dumbarton is a town in Scotland. With its name originating from the Gaelic for ‘Fort of the Britons’. Only these two cunts would see something negative in it, and their ‘dislike’ of the name and the town is pure bog standard school playground level shit. It’s like the seven year old spotting a rude word inside a bigger word in the dictionary and being chuffed to bits and telling his classmates. One can bet that Harry’s horrendous Praying Mantis of a wife is behind this ridiculous and immature rebuttal. But the whole thing just sums them up. These cunts are seemingly offended by everything, including words and names of old Scottish towns.
As Alan Hansen (or EMF) might say ‘Un-be-fucking-lievable!’
Nominated by: Norman
And more by Hard Brexit Cunt
A regal cunting for the Duke and Duchess of Hewitt who are about to star in a remake of the film Dumb and Dumber.
They whinged to Oprah Winfrey that their son Archie Hewitt-Markle has to make do without the title of Prince until his grandmother’s ex-husband becomes King.
However, they have decided that the title Earl of Dumbarton is not suitable for little Archie because they believe that he will be bullied for having a title containing the word ‘dumb’.
Perhaps Archie might be called Dumbo if he grows the same ears as Prince Charles despite inheriting no genes from the heir to the throne.
Sadly, for Archie his parents are dumb and deserve the abbreviated title of Earl and Countess of Dumb.
Tune in next week for more exciting adventures of Harry & Meghan, but maybe something interesting happens. Like they somehow manage not to do an interview for 12 seconds. Or he agrees to do a DNA test for his parentage.
I bet Megain Mantis would even write ‘HRH Megain, Duchess of Sussex’ on Christmas cards, autographs, or the back of a raffle ticket. For all her ‘I don’t want to be royal’ bullshit, she is never ever going to let go of her title (unless there’s a Paris tunnel Mark II, of course). And she wants the same for her brat. Purely for her own benefit, obviously.
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A Tunnel of Death is the only hope for this family.
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More fuel for the SNP there. And there was a wokish solution to that problem all along:
Dumbarton is the anglicised version of Dùn Breatainn – “the British fort”, and if Archibald had been invested with that title, it would have been a nod to Gaelic-speaking Bravehearters as well as to the loyal Orange Order.
Though a better solution still would be a republic.
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The child is an innocent. The parents Harold and Megatron are cans of can’t.
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Only a question of time before he reveals himself as a snotty little overprivileged useless cunt. Sad, but inevitable, given that pair. Ma will ensure he gets the Democrat nomination for a future presidential election, too.
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With his royal connections he won’t stand a chance. The Americans wont want to see a return of the House of Hanover/Windsor. After all, Archie is a descendant of George III, the one they kicked out.
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….or is he?
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Down which line is he a descendant of George III?
Hewitt or Spencer?
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Sadly, if MeGain is perceived as battling with the UK monarchy – and she definitely is – Harry’s affiliations will be fully compensated for. Though I’d guess that by the time ArchArse reaches majority, the Harroid will have been discarded, to become a blubbering drunk in a grace-and-favour caravan.
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That’s true. I’d forgotten about his fathers dodgy parentage.
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It’s almost as if the spat between the two Royal Princes is a deliberate distraction from Prince Andrew.
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