Won The Apprentice, got knocked up and left the job immediately.
A few days ago I cunted the news (and whining minorities), as sly news and the beebistan were spouting a load of woke shite….
At the end I said, and I quote; “that’s the last time I watch the fucking news”.
Well. I lied.
When I heard GB news was launching I thought “yippee” and tuned in.
For the first couple of days it was good. Didn’t watch it much as I’m a busy man, but Andrew Neil seemed good and I didn’t see any race or gender bollocks.
Just as I thought though, it was too good to be true….
Just turned on and it’s Michelle Dewbury talking to Yasmine Ali Bah Bah Brown (that Groaniad cretin) banging on about the benefits of poovery. They discussed about how much they both love the noofters and something about effnic pooves…. (I’ve zoned out by this point, fantasising about busting a cricket bat over both their skulls).
Next it’s about armed forces week. Some retired/retarded ex army bloke banging on about diversity, recruiting more wimminz and more minorities ….. blah blah fucking diversity gays wimminz blah blah blah….
…. that’s the last time I watch the fucking news.
I mean it this time.
…except Andrew Neil.
Nominated by: DeploytheSausage.
After all the nominations from yesterday, we’re adding an extra Brucie bonus post today and tomorrow. Enjoy! – DA
The Princess Died statue looks like Ken Barlow in drag, with paèdo undertones.
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Or Emily Maitlis with Bet Lynch earrings.
A classy statue; looks like it was sculpted by a blind Lionel Ritchie in the 1984 Hello video.
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Good observation RTC.
Does anyone know who the Pickaninny is ?
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It’s a pile of woke crap. Just been flicking across the channels and found gold on bbc2 a pair who have been touched by the tar brush hitting one another with rackets.
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Can’t be arsed with GB. Had a look, the sound was terrible and the frame/shot (or whatever you call it) was off.
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GB News was bound to succumb to Woke and Bum Foolery. After all they have to appease ofcom.
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Michelle Dewberry has the most annoying voice. She sounds like she’s had elocution lessons to get rid of that ridiculous accent, She never moves her head incase her hair falls out of place.
That doesn’t mean i wouldn’t fuck her long and hard. Yessssss.😛
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If she’s sucking your cock, you won’t have to listen to her.
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It’s wank
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They have Daisy McAndrew on…. who I would kidnap & never let leave my bedroom (save for an hours sunshine a day to prevent Rickets) 😉
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For true reporting on america, woke, blm, LBBCB&Q2+2, china virus then watch Dan Bongino online, calls a spade a spade, and speaks the truth with real facts, forget UK news we are gutless and fucked.
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Think GBNees is crap? Listen to this wank of peoples pointless opinions on the BBC banging on about party politics again who can invite the most migrants and who hates England the most. Complete wank…
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Don’t be so niaive; Did you seriously expect anything else? Of course it would be a pile of shite. Have we not learned by now that the media is FULLY controlled. ‘They’ control the vertical and the horizontal. Dissent is not permitted and truth sounds like “hate” to those who hate the truth. The only reason ever to watch that one eyed commie in the corner is so you know what the enemy’s thinking. It serves no other profitable purpose.
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Niaive? That’s easy for you to say.
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Inevitably GB News will contain some woke wankery as it should accurately reflect GB as it is today.
Sadly it isn’t going to be like a 1950s Pathe newsflash with Mr Cholmondsley Warner.
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I think it’s difficult for some to grasp that unlike the Internet, the mainstream media is subject to libel laws, and although it hasn’t stopped them telling the odd lie, and ruining someone’s reputation, by and large they tend to stick to the rules.
Some have mentioned offcom, like it’s some globalist NWO enforcement agency, but it’s purpose is to react to complaints, and if the complaint has validity, then it can be upheld. I might not agree with the decision, but it’s hardly sinister men in black type shit.
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