No, the other kind of cunty scooters.
Electric scooter riders are cunts
Completely unregulated for now for of transport for kids and cunts, its bad enough that they weave in and out of traffic causing mayhem and accidents and where are they when theres a problem ….fucking gone faster that a recently landed immigrant gets to the benefits agency, unless of course you manage to hit one of these fucks and then its ooh my neck and back i may never be able to work[ not that most of these cunts work.
Today Mrs Fugly and i are driving to out place of torture for the day, we are coming up to a junction so luckily going slow when this fucking scooter already doing some speed zips from the pavement one side of the junction to the other pavement on the other side, right across the front of the car, like i said luckily we were going slow or these fuckers would have been on the bonnet.
Yes you read that right, it looked like some slag underage mum, you know the type, shallow end of the gene pool [fick as shi] and her no doubt fatherless brat on a fucking lekky scooter together, its bad enough that she is a fuck knuckle but what chance has this kid got in life, honestly i think natural selection will probably have sorted them both out before the end of the week, so they cant go on to spawn another 20 or 30 kids between them……and good riddance.
Now i would normally say where are the Police?, why are they not confiscating scooters and handing out fines, but now i realise, its quite a good way of culling cunts , so long may it continue,
Nominated by: Fuglyucker
Too bad you weren’t driving an 18 wheeler.
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Not electric scooters per se but E scooters on pavements boil my piss.Crush them all
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A handful of well aimed gravel just in front of these cunts normally sorts the cunts out. Two years ago in Crete we watched an old guy who ran a cigarette and newspaper stall fuck a gang of local teenagers off who had these sad excuses for transport off just by throwing the gravel in their path and rendering the surface unusable for them. They are a menace driven by losers.
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Fucking plastic stab machines. Black kids in my so called hood are stabbing innocent people just to steal their scooters.
Only last month a 15 year old black kid was stabbed to death for his scooter.
BLM except in thier own community it seems.
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My heart bleeds for the cunt
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He was gonna be the architect for Boris’s next bridge & tunnel projects. Will save the state a few quid on welfare, but I bet he’s s ma expects to keep getting her Gibs until when the lad would have turned 18…. Then 49 years of universal credit as he can’t get a job.
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My neighbour has one of those sit on mobility scooters. He’s got the souped-up model. He rides it around the supermarket, says it does 30 aisles an hour….
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Most of those mobile scooterers smell a bit “Souped up” as well. An oxtail soup cocktail of shit and sweat, lazy cunts.
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How quickly can the cunt stop though? If I saw such cunty antics in the supermarket, I’d clear a shelf load of stuff into his pathway then tell shop cunts it was that wreckless cunt who did it.
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I hate those things. The way the cunts jump from the pavement, onto the road, and then back on the pavement scattering pedestrians all over the place. I’ve not yet seen an electric scooter that doesn’t have a bona fide cunt riding it.
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Get used to it. This is the transport of the future for cunts like us. You won’t be able to afford an electric car so you have a bicycle, an electric bicycle if you are a bit older and richer or a fucking electric scooter. It takes you to the bus stop or the train station, you fold it up and jump on with all the other sardines.
Meanwhile the roads are left clear for delivery lorries and the elites speeding here there and everywhere in their flash cars.
Not for you though my friends…..but remember you are saving the planet. Oh yes, you don’t want all those refugees coming here due to climate change do you? A load of grasping immo p*nces who you are only too familiar with?
Save the planet, save the fucking Polar Bears, do as you’re told, listen to Greta. Electric scooters are the future. You know it makes sense.
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Will be giving cyclists a run for their money on most irritating cunts on the road.
Darwinism, with the dreadful side effect of having to repair your motor after knocking the piss out of one of these skid mark bastards, and they will not have insurance, required or not.
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When they aren’t on the pavement with their speed limiters taken out doing 40 mph , I rather like them. Someone standing up in even the simplest accident will face face plant, hence thinning the herd.
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When I’m walking down the street I never put both headphones in anymore because of these cunts and cyclists.
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For the last two days some cultural enrichment has been observed on one of these deathtraps as I wait for the bus home.
Considering Suckdick Khunt has made London a 20mph zone to justify upping the C charge and emissions scam, I was rather surprised to see the owner overtake a Porsche on the wrong side of the road and then bother the arse of a Fiat 500, travelling at what must be close to 40mph. (the scooter, not the Fiat)
No licence, no insurance, no lid, no protective gear apart from a mean sneer at anyone who got in his way.
Looking on the bright side, his life expectancy is measured in days.
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Time to buy a bag of marbles or fill pockets with gravel and show this cunt the error of his ways. If you are lucky, you might spack him up proper before he gets some slag pregnant.
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Making it legal to baseball bat the cunts as they go past is a vote winner.
Make a sport out of it by using a cricket bat whilst shouting “That’s gone for 6 right over the pavilion!”
Perfect.
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Now I am an old grumpy fuck (Like most of you) , I have a friend who is one of the boys in Blue (shit job), He was called to a job where the rider of an illegal scooter hit a pot hole came off and placed themselves under the wheels of a large vehicle, what made it worse was the partner of the deceased attended the scene looking for them, it was all rather horrible.
Now to break it down (ignoring my MASSIVE prejudice against cyclists)
The Electric scooter same as quad bikes and mini motto’s is not a road legal bit of kit, they are sold like vibrators for personal use around the home and garden.
There “eco” credentials are doubtful as they are mass manufactured throw away shit, so the snow flake eco bollocks goes out the window .
The unfortunate thing about it all is, well lets be frank the snow flake generation have hooked on to them, with their entitled ground breaking attitude they have chosen to enter road traffic with no regard to the rules (like fucking cyclists) however they fail to take into consideration that eco credentials versus a steel box does not work, hence they are fucking illegal, well they are not illegal because they are shit, I would like one, they are illegal because they are unregulated ( like fucking cyclists) .
so for the Government to do anything they need to licence the fuckers same as a driving licence.
Cyclists do kill pedestrians, twats on scooters do silly shit too, regulate all the fuckers and fine or bum fuck the deviants.
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One expects kids to cycle on the pavement (even though they are still cunts). But grown adults who use their bikes on footpaths want shooting. Grown men using their bikes where people are walking need an authentic deluxe slapping. Elderly lady with a shopping trolley gets a daft twat – an adult – speeding past her on a mountain bike. He didn’t give a fuck and nearly knocked her over. The complete cunt, and he was just one of many.
And those E-Scooter things are no better. Usually used by hipster bellends or chavcunts who think they are Jimmy The One. And they clog up the pavements and all. And they’re even worse on the bloody roads. Bastards.
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I had a cunt repeatedly pass me on the pavement as I walked my dog. There is a cycle lane both sides of the road which the cunt chose not to use.
The worst part was he was on the side of the road where he would have been coming towards me if using the cycle lane but instead he used the footpath and came up from behind us at great speed often narrowly missing either me or the dog. My dog went crazy trying to catch the cunt as he was as startled as I was.
One afternoon, my dog got lucky thanks to his retractable lead not being locked which allowed him the 12 feet or so needed to get the cunt. You should have seen the soppy cunt lying whimpering for help as we carried on past him like fuck all had happened.
He’s just lucky he never got a good fucking toeing while he was down only due to the fact my trusty mutt was unscathed. He used the cycle lane anytime I saw him since. Think the cunt is on furlough or working from home as he’s a call centre cunt. Hope he don’t need a refresher when he goes back to work.
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Recent stories I’ve read are: Woman knocks over 3 year old kid with e scooter and breaks both his collar bones and just rides off, Man gets £1000 fine and 3 points for borrowing sons e scooter to get to doctors appointment.
All the cunts should be boiled in piss.
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Same sort of fad as mini-motor scooters /bikes a few years ago, it took a while but just like them the police will soon be confiscating them hand over fist. Not road legal, no insurance etc etc.
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I can only speak from my own experience but I have never seen whitey on one of these things. That means the bill are going to do fuck all. Again, speaking from my own experience.
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I’m further south than you, Frogger, but it’s yoof in general on them here. We also don’t have so many tanned, yet!
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Point taken sir. Yes I haven’t seen a grown man on one yet but it won’t be long before the beardy, wokie, hipster types will be whizzing about on them.
You just know it’s going to happen don’t you?
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Some young cunt on one of these contraptions deliberately crossed my path, in the mistaken belief that I would slow down.
The look on his face was priceless, as he realised his miscalculation.
He was lucky.
Missed him by a foot or so.
Three tons of Land Rover would have made
an awful mess.
Stupid boy.
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A pleasant downtown walk is ruined by these cunts on rented e scooters flying by at reckless speeds. There needs to be designated lanes for “scooter cunts only” so I don’t feel like a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs FFS!
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Not sure if ive seen them or not?
All hills round here, your better off with ski’s.
But they sound dangerous.
Fuck em.
More mongs kill themselves on the things the better.
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I’m lucky that they don’t seem to have taken off in my area as I’ve never saw one in the flesh. Maybe I’ve just been lucky or the cops having little else to do aside Corona crime have nipped them in the bud.
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I wouldn’t be seen dead on such a twatmobile…if I was reduced to that level of utterly wretched Cuntishness I’d go the whole hog and tattoo “Wanker” on my forehead, buy a pink lycra-body suit,bell-end helmet,mullet wig and fucking pushbike.
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All the cunts who are promoting these death traps just bang on about the only legal ones are speed limited and people need a licence (full or provisional) to hire them.
They all have number plate identification and can only be used on the road.
Right great theory, you can buy them anywhere and the lawless chavs don’t give a fuck about the rules, so it’s up to plod to sort out the problem.
Just ban the sale of the fucking things!
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Ain’t gonna happen i’m afraid. These fucking things are as green as fuck ……that is wokie heaven. There’s also a shitload of money to be made. It would take a government with massive balls to get a grip on it and we are a million miles away from that.
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If the little cunts did physics at school instead of gender study bollocks, they would know the outcome of hitting a stationary object won’t be good.
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I had one of these platinum-cunts riding towards me on a one-way fucking street in Big City, a few weeks back in the arrogant assumption that I’d pull over and let the cunt pass. Blue fucking lights and sirens on and this illegally riding nob-gobbler wants ME to move??? If it hadn’t been a pre-alert with a barn-door STEMI to the CCU, I’d have stopped, got out and given the cunt some feedback on his behaviour. As it was, he mounted the pavement. Quickly. The last I saw him was in my mirror, being berated by pedestrians.
(And, if you happen to read this, you cunt, you’ll know it’s you, if you do it again, I’ll flatten you with the larhe Merc. ambulance, and, the CCTV will exonerate me).
Fucking vermin.
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…… a pre-alert with a barn-door STEMI to the CCU ….
What in fuck’s name does that mean???
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Sorry. Pre-alert is when you ‘phone the hospital to let them know you’re bringing in a ‘serious’ case, so they can prepare, (like you see on the telly), and you transport them undr blye-light conditions, ‘Barn-door STEMI’, or ‘Widow-maker’ is an S T Elevation Myocardial Infarction, or a heart attack. (The ST is the section of the ECG that is elevated, showing a blockage), and the CCU is the Coronary Care Unit, or ‘Heart Hospital’, where they go to have stents fitted. (Fascinating to watch. Fucking geniuses, those people, geniuses, and a privilege to be part of the system that can save the patients life).
I spend half my life talking in acronyms and forget that most people don’t have a clue what I’m on about…
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I watched them put my stent in, on a monitor, drugged up to fuck, me … not them 😄
Brilliant people.
Evening, Gene.
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Evening, Jack, yeah, they’re pretty clever folk. Can’t imagine watching them do that to myself! Watched an orthopedic surgeon manipulate a compound lower leg fracture, the other day. Fuck me, imagine someone swivelling your lower leg leg, right and up and down like it had a swivel in it, to align it. Made me feel weird! Bad enough putting a splint on it!
Clever people.
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People knock the NHS, but they certainly did me proud, when I needed it.
I even had a ward sister threatening to tie me to the bed !
Now that’s what I call customer service.
The minx.
I’ve had twelve bonus years, so far.
I’m a lucky cunt.
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I love that picture. My Dad was a mod back in the 60’s and had both Vespas and Lambrettas. Any other boomers here who were mods and had scooters as well?
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I’m not that old but I have ridden both Vespas and Lambrettas back in the day. The Lambretta was a far superior machine in my opinion but they are both fucking death traps. Ok for a spin down to Brighton on a summers day to ruck with the Rockers but the long haul up north in the pissing rain……no fucking way!
If you go to Italy every cunt seems to have a scooter, from little kids to fucking old ladies wearing head scarves. You can park it where you like, nobody gives a fuck. They’ve got the weather for it of course.
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I have a retro Vespa, a grey125LXV. I rode it to Greece three years ago, it is still garaged there.
When the travel restrictions are lifted I plan to retrieve it and ride it back to the U.K.
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Where we live recently have appeared little clusters of scooters parked in boxes painted on the pavement. I presume they are these electric ones of which you speak as they look rather heftier than the things we played with as kids. I haven’t a fucking clue what is going on. I understood they were illegal. Have they been dumped or is this some weird alternative society thing? In what circumstance, how and by whom are they used? Who owns them? Who paid for them? What’s to stop me throwing one in the canal as an alternative to a shopping trolley? I’m baffled. Someone please explain.
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A size 11 in the path of the front wheel will sort the issue out. Fucking cunts.
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