Disney (2)

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The CGI is just so impressive these days.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9738615/Disney-dropping-Slave-1-new-Star-Wars-series.html

Disney are changing the name of Boba Fett’s ship Slave-1 to ‘starship’ must have taken some long nights in marketing to come up with that one…

Why? It’s the name of a fictional ship that’s existed for 40 years. What next wookie reparations? Disney lost the plot years ago with their bubble wrapped approach to take care of their precious little brigade of snowflakes.

Not to mention they fired the bint from The Mandalorian for tweeting about conspiracy/vaccine stuff and she had a nice arse.

Nominated by: LazyBiscuits

They also put warnings on the following movies. Information provided by – well I looked it up so it’s me. – DA

  • Dumbo (1941): Contains a scene of a group of cigar-smoking crows, with their leader named Jim Crow, referring to the racist segregation laws of the South, and voiced by a white actor.
  • Peter Pan (1953): Has been criticized for the way its Native American characters were portrayed, including when they sing the song “What Made The Red Man Red,” and for the way white characters appropriate headdresses and apparel.
  • Lady And The Tramp (1955): Features a pair of Siamese cats that sing “The Siamese Cat Song” in stereotypical Asian voices.
  • The Jungle Book (1967): Has been criticized for its orangutans, which are seen as a racist caricature of black Americans.
  • The Aristocats (1970): Has also been condemned for its Siamese cat, which plays the piano and talks about Asian food in a stereotypical accent.

52 thoughts on “Disney (2)”

  1. I can add some more Disney trigger warnings –

    Pirates of the Caribbean 1. Warning – contains Johnny Depp overacting with fake cockney accent and looking like a moron.

    Star Wars the Phantom Menace. Warning – contains no plot and a creature called Jar Jar Binks.

    Pirates of the Caribbean 3. Warning – contains incomprehensibility and an aged rocker called Keef.

    Pirates of the Caribbean 4. Warning – contains nuts.

    • A woman who worked at a company I worked for was the spitting image of Jar Jar Bink’s. The funny part was how she thought she was totally irresistible to men because she managed to fuck half of the factory.

  2. Disney are only slightly less sinister than the CCCP.
    Surprised they aren’t encouraging kids to inform on their parents for woke crimes!
    Mickey Mouse says that your parents should be interred.
    Both Adolf Hitler and Jeffery Dahmer were members of the Mickey mouse club.
    M.I.C.K.E.Y. uber alles…

  3. Surely Mickey Mouse himself is a racist caricature, with his black skin and white-gloved jazz hands!

    And isn’t it about time he and Minnie came out as transgender non-binaries?

    As for cultural appropriation – like most woke things it only works one way: white bloke talks in a Chinese accent – racist. Black woman pretends to be Anne Boleyn – that’s fine because its diversity & equality in action!

    • But white people don’t exist, or so we’re told. “(Sneer) No such thing as indigenous white people,” the left say.

      This is their reasoning when you tell them a black Ann Boleyn is ‘cultural appropriation’

      But then they talk about ‘white privilege’, ‘white supremacy’ and ‘whiteness’.

      Do we fucking exist or not then? It seems we only do if it’s to be critical to the point of rampant xenophobia.

      White people are indigenous to most of (what we know currently as) Europe. It doesn’t mean I don’t think any other race can live in Europe either. But it’s true. End of and get fucked if you can’t handle that.

      Be careful about cunts dehumanising white people to the point of whites ‘not existing’ or not being indigenous to a land. Dehumanisation is a terrible thing, whether white, black or any fucking colour.

  4. Any corporation that has the anti-Semitic founders head, cryogenically frozen, awaiting the technology to “re-awaken” him, is a gargantuan corporation of cunts😉

    • Walt Disney’s head was frozen ??!!
      Did they have that technology when the old cunt in ’66 ?

      • It’s in the bottom drawer of the Beko. Scares the shit out the kids when they go in for an ice pop.

  5. What in the fucking fuck? Are you serious?! The libtard snowflakes are triggered by the word slave1 ship?

    Boba fett is a bounty hunter and a slaver thats what he fucking does! He rounds people/ kills them up for dosh ffs when the woke goes broke

    • In my area of work in IT, manufacturers of hard drives are doing away with the master-slave terminology in their documentation, for very obvious reasons!

      • It was going to happen, it was just a matter of when, so why not now as the fucknuttery is being full throttled.
        I assume I can no longer refer to connectors as being either male or female. That said I’ve got a couple od RS232 “gender changers” in the bench draw… fucking hellski, I’d better bin the fuckers now, don’t want to get nabbed with such condemning items in the house.

      • More than twenty years ago now I remember loooking for male and female connectors in RS Components’ catalogue and finding that they were now calling them “line connectors”. WTF? Everyone understood what was meant by male and female connectors. Having said that I was once in a conversation with a female customer where I said I would get a double-female so that I could get double the length in and the embarrrassment factor went from bad to worse as the conversation proceeded.

  7. That header pic?
    A robo-hamster and little kid with a Kiki Dee haircut?
    Is it taken under Fat Regs duvet cover?

    Insulting Boxy from Battlestar Gallactica? you monster. He does deserve to be insulted a lot though. – DA

    • I dunno DA in my late teens I would’ve loved a robot beastie that could track down mushies for me

      • Ah Battlestar Galactica. I wondered where that picture was from. I was thinking of that programme with the little silver robot that says bidibidibidi.

  8. Isn’t all sci-fi cinematography about whitey, with assistance from the odd foreign stereotype caught in an eternal struggle with “aliens”? The parallel with white supremacy and colonialism seems obvious to me, but then I read Black Studies at the Malcolm X Faculty, Princeton and you cunts didn’t. I believe the denizens of Hollywood are striving to change this ideology as we speak. From now on all the heroes will be black and the aliens will be whitey and Jews. Until they go fucking broke obviously.
    I wonder what the wokies make of Planet of the Apes? Surely they can’t slag that off without appearing racist themselves?

  9. Slave 1 looks like a flying codpiece. I was looking forward to the upcoming Boba Fett series. Oh well. I’ll still check it out but will be prepared for the usual disappointment.

  10. There is an industrial scale desire in all walks of life to eradicate anything that may be considered offensive regardless of whether it is actually offensive or can be considered relevant in a particular context.

    A slave ship named slave-1 seems to be relevant and it is only fictional.

    What ever happened to common sense.

    Disney are cunts!

  11. Mary Poppins: I am here to clean up this house.

    Kids: Hoorah! Daddy, look.

    Father: I’ve never seen a Nanny like you before.

    Mary Poppins: Nanny? I’ve come to clean up this house of patriarchal trinkets and sweep away British values.

    Father: I ordered a nanny!

    Mary Poppins: YOU will be the Nanny and will sleep downstairs as I have a group of Romanians moving in to dismantle your possessions and some Pakistanîs to “look after” the children.

    Kids: Aren’t we going to sing My Favourite Things?

    Mary Poppins: Yes, but as I identify as a trans-fluid Somalian, my favourite things are syringes full of Heroine, racist porn, and shitting on the bed.

  12. Orangutans racist against blacks? FFS they’re ginger, and by the way any non natural ginger be they a Gina nonna, a Nonya Malacca or a Nigerian numpty looks like a complete twat. Stop it!

  13. I am trying to rework a Russ Abbot joke here.

    That’s it The Jews.

    (Said in the voice of his Scottish wee Jimmy character)

    It was known at the time that Walt Disney like ’em.

    • Older than that. But dont know where from.

      What’s the difference between Fred Astaire and Walt Disney?

      Fred sings and dances and Walt Disnae.

    • Disney (along with every other major/mid-tier media outlet) is now run by them, and yet people STILL wonder in despairing bafflement where this wholesale emasculation and jiggery wokery of every positive Western value comes from??? Fuck’s sake do pictures really need to be drawn?

  14. I take it, the, that Disney won’t want to release the artistic and beautiful films I have been making recently?.

    Take:

    I Demand Doggy
    Lesbian Desire
    and Lammys Python

    They had Disney Studios written all over them

  15. Couldnt give a fuck. I have always hated the twee, soppy, Yanky Disnification of everyfuckingthing it touches. From being a young cunt.

    • So your not paying me for that front row seat for Lion King the musical?

      • 🎵 A-C**na ma-tatta,
        black lives don’t matter,
        for the rest of our days.

        Don’t try getting around the word filter by using ASCII. It’s annoying – DA

  16. Sorry off topic, but just wondering if admin have banned me? Tried to get onto the site earlier and just got a message telling me that admin have banned me….
    I’m on WiFi now and all seems fine so maybe it was a glitch or something 🤞🤞🤞
    I’m usually such a good boy 😈👿

    No idea what happened, but you’re not banned. WP has been doing strange things lately. – DA

    • I’ve had same DtS, saying I’ve been an arsehole and fuck off somewhere else to be annoying.
      My ex-wife said the same, the nasty bastard.

    • I’m permamoderated and myself and admin still can’t work out why. Like admin says WP has been even more cuntish than usual in recent weeks and months.

    • I can’t get on here using data. It has to be WiFi.
      I’ll have to look into it.

      It’s not just you. WP appears to be behaving very strangely tonight. – DA

  17. As a Stars Wars fan, I can safely say the last three instalments were woke infested shite. Always thought that how can you have Star Wars without Darth Vader? We had: Leading female role, check. Token black in a supporting role, check. Ch*nks, japs, Joe Daki’s, in other supporting roles, check. When you look at The Empire Strikes back and then this bobbar. Utter crap.

  18. Luckily I got them on dvd long before all this warning, pc, woke shite came in so i can enjoy the all the stereotypic caricatures without being patronised before hand. Fuck that.

  21. Disney can fuck off. I understand they are busy buying up old movies so that they can woke them up. Al Jolson’s movies have probably all been destroyed. Cunts.

    • Under the smokescreen of promoting wholesome, apple pie, all-American values, Disney has always been nothing more than a vast, cynical money-sucking machine.
      Avaricious cunts from day one.

  22. ‘Starship’? Well, that’s fucking original, isn’t it?

    It doesn’t even go with the other ships in the series (Millennium Falcon, Death Star, Razor Crest, Tie Fighter, Executor etc). Star Wars craft always had strange but suitable names. But Starship?!! Is that the best they can do? Clueless woke knobheads.

    And Kathleen Kennedy is an epic cunt.

    • How about something more dynamic like “Black Hole Plunger” or “Red dwãrf Penetrator”, would appeal to a rising part of the series fan base.

  24. From my childhood, I seem to remember a 10″ of some awful yodelling song. May have been from Snow White. Did the seven of restricted growth deliver for Domino’s?
    Oh Christ, it was horrendous

  25. On this “starship” I take it the wokes and gays in Disney’s are looking forward to “space docking” then?

  26. Disney, with its soppy, tear-jerking films has created generations of spineless youth who end up as being as woke-as-fuck and start crying at anything for no apparent reason.
    No wonder the cunts couldn’t cope during the Vietnam war.

    Having said that, wars fucking stink. Imagine standing in a trench knee-deep in the blood and shit of your compatriots watching their heads being blown to smithereens within a few inches of your face.
    Worse still you lied about being 1-2 years under-age in order to sign up because you’d been brainwashed by your cowardly and corrupt politicians to think that your actions were patriotic and that by being massacred in your thousands you were serving your country.
    Fuck that for a lark. No wonder the Nnnnnn-nnnnineteens felt betrayed.

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