Bill Cosby

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Surprisingly not blind anymore. Funny that.

Bill Cosby’s CV

Name: Bill Cosby.

Profession: Entertainer and comedian.

Education: GCSEs in English, Maths, Chemistry, Biology.

Hobbies: Reading, gardening, hiking, drugging white women then sexually abusing them.

Films/TV: The Cosby Show, I Spy, Fat Albert, plenty of home videos.

Skills: Sweeping, serving food, making jokes about white people, spiking drinks.

Other Experience: Wriggling out of punishment due to an unprofessional criminal-justice system who woefully cut corners, refusing counselling for hideous crimes, being a cunt.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

48 thoughts on “Bill Cosby”

  1. If your well connected, rich enough, justice is for sale in the US.
    Bill used to get all moral with Richard Prior over swearing in his stand up.
    Swearing?-bad.
    Drugging & rape?- thats ok.
    Bill famously likes jazz, busy knitwear, telling others what to do, and pudding.

    Pudding his dick where it doesn’t belong.

    • Morning Miserable.

      Yeah seen as ‘The Father of the Nation’. He seemed to be constantly in hat and gown receiving honorary degrees. Their Jimmy Saville. Qualudes. Never liked him. One of those people with an unmistakeable underlying coldness.
      Couldn’t be a greater contrast than him and Richard Prior.

      • Morning Miles,
        Yes, Richard Prior was very funny whereas Cosby is a bit ‘funny’.
        Did you know Richard Prior was a boyfriend of Marlon Brando?
        True that.

      • Richard Pryor (come on lads, get it right) was indeed a tranny-aficionado and freely admitted to sucking cock.

        On an unfortunate side note, that utterly ridiculous and original whitey-bashing comic Paul Mooney diddled his son.

        Rumour has it Pryor also had a penchant for the underage but it was the dawining of the age of Aquarius so nobody was keeping score.

      • Mickey Blue eyes@
        Muhammad Alley was upright and honest, but these Hollyweird types?!!
        That Harrison Fjord and the like?
        Bit ducky…

    • some of the cunts involved in this case were also involved during Trump’s second impeachment…

    • He’s been sacrificed on the altar of political correctness. Like our centuries old protection of not being tried for the same crime twice was sacrificed for Stephen Lawrence. Similarities?

  5. A prime example of the ‘muh dick’ African American gutter class.

    I always confused I Spy with Man In A Suitcase.

    The cunt Cosby should have been stuffed in a suitcase and thrown off Beachy Head.

  6. Progress has its limits.
    Back on the days of the Wild West some chap would have turned up on a nice horse and shot Mr RapeKunt.

    Case closed,let’s go to the saloon.

    • I was the judge in Bills case?
      10months for wearing horrible jumpers
      5 month for liking jazz
      5month for that ‘bebop a skiddlydoo’ shit he does like Cleo Laine.
      All to be served concurrently
      Hanged for rape and drugging.
      *He looks suspiciously like
      Kamel toe Harris?
      She help get him ‘justice’?

  7. What is he? Why is he so famous? Never figured in my life, what have I missed?
    Know as much about him as Tyrone Mings.

  9. Well I’m glad and relieved that he has been cleared….a more egregious case of wrongful identification I find hard to imagine…No fucking way would the wacky, fresh-faced ” Prince of Bell-Air” have been molesting da white wimmin….I expect it was actually his cousin, Carlton…I never trusted that particular coconut.. although I actually always had Carlton down as a Gay and in a relationship with the butler…although I’m possibly getting him confused with Prince Edward ( The Poo-Prodding Prince of Lower-Rectum)

    #TheyAllLookTheFuckingSameToMe.

    • I have to admit, I did rather enjoy Denzel Washington’s catchphrase in The Cosby Show though. You know the one – ‘Whatchoo talkin’ bout Willis.”

  10. These Hollywood types are just like royalty in America…….they think they can do what they like and fuck what they like. That’s why real royalty (eg Air Miles and the Half Wit) shouldn’t get mixed up with them. It just confuses people.

    • This wholesome, all American, family man image theyve spent years cultivating never works out does it?
      Mickey Jackson
      OJ Simpson
      Bill Cosby
      All looney tunes.
      Mike Tyson at least was honest,
      Baddest man on the planet.

      • Mike Tyson ?…lisped like a little girl…I could have kicked his head in,no bother…..the Cunt.

        Morning,Mis
        Morning,All

      • Morning Dick 👍
        Sounds like Liza Nandy doesn’t he?
        I watched a interview where Frank Bruno went to Mikes house, and talked about their fight back in the day.
        Mike told Frank he should get over it, and told the cameras he didn’t understand what all the fuzz was about,
        Said Frank wasn’t really much to start with.😀
        Brutally honest.

  11. The Black Jimmy Saville 👎👎
    Black Lives Matter 👎👎
    He wouldn’t do those horrible things to white ladies would he ? No those horrible white ladies must be making those nasty stories up 👎👎
    Bill is a lovely person it’s those horrible white people again 👎👎
    Uncle Terry’s Oven Gas Mark 9 👍👍

  12. We can now expect Harvey Weinstein to be released in the near future.
    No, thought not.
    He doesn’t have the qualifying bleckness.
    Good morning.

  14. In Yankland they have a new acronym………BIPOC. That stands for Black, Indigenous and other People Of Colour.
    Unfortunately our wokies can’t use it because over here “indigenous” means whitey. We can’t have people thinking that whitey could be a victim can we?
    Oh no.

  15. I never found Cosby funny. Just a doddery delivery and a white nose. Weird.

    • “you see.
      When you, put your nose,
      In the cokeycococaine,
      Be all like,
      A zippety an a zappety,
      An a boopity an aboppity.
      An it makes,
      Your nose all a white.
      Have a sip of this and make yourself comfortable….

  17. The Cosby show was basically about Dark Keys acting like upper middle class Honky’s.

    Dr Bill Cosby M.D (Mithering Dick ©️MNC) was about as funny as childhood leukaemia.

    They should “reboot” it staring the Obama clan-the physical similarities are profound.

    The original title sequence with them all acting like dancing monkeys was so stereotypical black American, I am surprised they got away with it:

    The Cosby’s-the “acceptable” black face of America.
    🤔

    • CG@
      The Cosby show had the only person of colour ive ever found attractive.
      Lisa Bonet, who played Bills daughter.
      Thought she was well fit.👍
      But apparently she doesn’t like racists, so no dice☹️

      • Lisa Bonet got her knuckles rapped by Cosby, for posing for playboy😉
        She is also in that American bastardised film of Nick Hornby’s “High Fidelity”-with John Cussack banging her.

        You ever had a “P.O.C” girlfriend Mis?
        🤔

      • No, CG.
        Fingered a half caste girl at youth club when about 13yr if that counts?
        😁

      • Aye, she went full black panther decades ago. Classes herself as an activist nowadays. You can guess how she is from that.

        Right chippy fucker. Doesn’t look so great now either. But she was a good un in her prime, just a shame about her blaming da big bad honky man for everything bad that a dark key does.

  18. If this was a white bloke, American blacks would be smashing their towns up, looting and killing people. In fact, like most days, really.

    • They don’t need much excuse.

      Sorry to have you in the deadpool, Reverend.

  19. “I would like to talk to yooooo about the roofies.”

    This case is almost a carbon copy of the Weinstein one. From what I read about both, there seemed more shit on the Zippitty Zoppity cunt than Harvey Wankstain.

    It was amazing how he could suddenly walk, talk, hear and see again when they let him out. The man is a waking miracle. He was straight down to his backstreet chemist like a fucking greyhound (allegedly).

    All hail black privilege!

  20. And the fucking Cosby was about as believable as Star Wars.

    If they’d gone for realism, the dad wouldn’t be living there or ever be there, apart from turning up pissed now and again, begging for a few dollars off his wife and kids to buy some dat badass Fentanyl. His daughters would be on crack and a few on the game. His sons would be in the bluds or the crips gang. Two of them would already have been shot dead after a ‘diss’ and one on death row for drive by shooting incidents.

    Every episode would involve the cops pinning at least one family member to the floor and at least one overdose.

    Fuck off.

  23. The world is going mad. Black is the new Black. I hope this cunt gets shot by one of his many victims. The horrible cunt.

  24. A person called me a racist the other day, i said “I’m not, like the black folks when they serve me drinks”.

  25. Just another old Uncle Tom who got some cash around him, they don’t seem to handle Fame and Fortune, they are not quite sure how to cope with it so quite quickly slip into munkey mode, = Drugs, Rape and murder. I was hoping he would snuff it inside but never mind.!

  26. Cunt got lucky, released on a technicality. Doesn’t alter the fact that he was convicted of druggin’ n rapin’ ladiez. Now he’s smiling like a Cheshire Cat, the piece of $hit.

  27. The problem with prison = early release & too easy

    A stretched neck can’t be unstretched ….. ’nuff said !

  28. Face it, he got released because he’s black and the left wing Demorats are running the US freakshow.

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