Whining British Tourists

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I would like to nominate Cunt British holiday makers who are whinging about extra costs of flights/travel and having to get the fuck out of hot shit holes like Portugal at the drop of a hat due to Corona virus problems, imminent lock downs, more expensive flights, self isolation hotels and the like.

What a bunch of stupid, retarded, wankers how can these fuckers have not been expecting this sort of aggro, what the fuck is the matter with these cunts, how fucking retarded do you have to be.

Also the knob heads who travel on bank holiday weekends and cry about the heavy traffic, parking and how busy tiny places like Tenby. Errr,,,,,hello hello retards, that due to the other half of the cunts who have to travel no matter what…

No sympathy for these fuckmonkeys at all, but for the love of Allah stop fucking moaning about it, you made your bed cunts….

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

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44 thoughts on “Whining British Tourists”

  1. I can fully understand why people would want to get away in the current climate but if you make those choices you make them knowing it’s a gamble, so stop fucking moaning when you lose, you knew the risks!

    Fuck off!

    • Btw, I would like to see cruises banned indefinitely! The whingeing from a heard of pompous undeservedly entitled geriatrics is the worst of all.

      😀

      • I can’t wait to go cruising in my twilight years, TBRILW, I see IsAC as a form of apprenticeship for being a moaning old cunt.

      • A pre-requisite of a cruise (apart from being a geriatric cunt wearing white knee socks and sandals) is to be able to consume your own body weight in food from the cruise ship buffet.

        And then go up for seconds, thirds, fourths, etc….before blocking the ship’s poo chute system.

      • Rich widows TBRILW, impersonating wealthy gentleman farmers and impressing them with my vast land holdings in the North of England and aristocratic connections.

      • I heard an advertisement for a round the UK cruise which actually entails going up the fucking west coast to Glasgow then back down. Was a music cruise with 80’s musicians playing throughout. Not only was the price absolutely fucking shocking, the cunts were trying out the ‘take the jab to travel’ shit. Need to try harder than that with this goy. A free noshing off from that Jane McDonald wouldn’t even have swayed me to book up

  2. Bunch of fucking whining “Me-Me’s”👎

    The same pricks who buy a house next to a busy road and then campaign against the volume of traffic.
    Or move to the countryside and whinge about farmer Giles milking his cows early doors.

    Fucking stupid CUNTS👎

    • The British public – 95% wankers, or your money back.
      Fuck ’em – most of these cunts won’t miss the extra they shelled out, due to Sunaks great furlow give away.
      If they are short of reddies & borrowed to go on holiday they’re clearly morons, so fuck ’em anyway.

    • Me neither, I can hardly climb the fucking stairs as something’s went in my lower back sending pain down my leg particular on the stairs. I feel like Chris Bonnington on Everest when I need to go up for a piss. Wasn’t even lifting anything or exerting myself when it appeared. The pain just shot down my leg and can hardly get upstairs without crawling. My GPs are cunts & too busy to see anyone unless online. Another problem untreated added to the list. Cunts.

    • Got a new mattress a couple of weeks ago. Snag; stairs to bedroom are extremely narrow and the mattress was a hearty 4’6″ long and wide. Solution, using major force, fold the thing in half and tie it tightly with video cable (all I had). Then stuff it inch by inch up the stairs, using knees, back, head and several cups of tea and pauses for gasping my last.
      Absolutely appalled to find that my back (etc) was still functional the next day. Thought I’d be crippled for life. Bad luck, Bob.

      • Fuck knows what’s caused this shit, I wasnt bending excessively or even lifting anything. Was like a jolt of pain in my back followed a split second later by a pain like a skewer going down my leg. The cunt is I am already on some heavy duty prescription pain relief + paracetamol & ibuprofen so can’t take anything else. GP was engaged all day today. I’m sure cunts are putting the phone off the hook while tik tok viddy time. If it’s not eased by Monday, I’m storming the surgery. Cunts

  5. No fucking quarantine for the G7 and their entourage. A few photographs for the press with social distancing of course then a piss up on beach, all close enough to spit in each other’s mouths.
    All flying in on private jets, watching a display by the Red Arrows, then having a meeting to discuss how they can stop the peasants from fucking up the planet.
    How is anyone still taking this shit from these cunts…

    • They are Orwell’s pigs with their snouts in the trough. One rule for them, no quarantine or the chance to do a special pilot scheme, dreamt up in a moment. Yet a poor peasant tries to get away, might be their only fortnight off and yet at the drop of a hat and for no reason (Portugal had lower numbers than the Uk) they have to rush to get home.

      It’s easy to say they shouldn’t travel but FFS can you not see that this is only going one way and now for Covid and in the future for the climate only the rich will be able to travel.

      As for driving on a bank holiday or Friday evening yep in full agreement on that one. But the political cunts just making it up as they go along they can fuck off. All they are doing is keeping us in check. There was no risk from Portugal.

    • Haven’t seen news for days. Did they let that dopey cunt Biden speak? I bet the UK MSM edit out all his fucking blunders. I trust the sniper I prayed for went unanswered. Trough feeding cunts.

      • Bet she laced up his shoes too. Cunt needs velcro ones. Fucking laughing stock but a sad situation. I hope someone has deactivated the red button or he will nuke some cunt during a flashback.

  6. My cunt next door neighbour (used to be next door but one, couldn’t afford the mortgage due to excessive foreign holidays and is now renting. This weather, lives in the fucking garden 3 yards away from mine and talks bollocks at his Essex wife at the top of his voice, while absorbing cheap Wop wine and pretending to be in Europe…remoaner, of course. I digress. I fucking hate the cunt)…the one bright spot is listening to him planning his next trip to Italy and then having to abandon the idea as yet another lockdown/travel ban happens. Sublime.

    • Komodo, perhaps you should convince the cunt to go there permanently – sounds like he is gagging for someone to buy him a one way ticket.

      • Certainly. They’re selling whole Italian country villages for the price of a UK beach hut, and I may mention this if I can bring myself to talk to the cunt any more.

  7. They’re playing the good old “woe is me, victim card!”

    The sort of cunts who don’t reading the small print, or advisory warnings, and insists “I’m entitled!”. And then go into defensive mode when it all goes shitshaped, and all of a sudden they risk losing their money and therefore its not their fault but always someone elses!

  8. All cunts everyone of them. Have a good evening on the thunderstorms.

  9. Add to the fact if a white person is inconvenienced, that’s just the way it goes. But if a black person is inconvenienced, then it’s racist.

  10. The Aussies used to say.
    How can you recognise the pomme aircraft at the airport?
    The one which is still whining with the engines off. Cunts.

    I preferred, how to recognise the Italian plane.
    The one with hair under the wings

  11. I look forward to a holiday abroad each year but booking a holiday this year would have been a fool’s errand.

    My fear is, the government are going to put a stop to travel abroad for all but the wealthy.

  12. I doubt that holidays in Portugal will have put the Covid numbers up, can’t really blame cunts for going there, it was on the green list. I know it was a risk but there is only one fucking cunt responsible for the current fuck up.
    Boris why the fuck didn’t you shut the door on fucking India at the beginning of April, mid March they had around 15000 cases which is nothing for a country of 1.4 billion, by the beginning of April it was 100,000 plus, and probably the true number double or triple that figure.
    All the bullshit about it being on the Amber list, fucking pointless as we know the fucking Asians take no notice of rules and why isn’t the useless opposition asking for numbers of people who flew in from India were actually checked to see if they were self isolating.
    Not a chance, it would be wayyyyycist to knock on Mr Gupta’s door to check he was at home.

    Makes my piss boil!

      • Apparently them cunts are duping the serco cunts with them ring doorbells. Yes I’m really at home isolating and stuck on the toilet so can’t come to door

  13. Want to travel? Experience foreign countries, foreign people, foreign food, foreign cultures?
    Relax and sit back……..we’re bringing them to you as quick as we can.

  14. In the era of the Great Bat Panic rushing off abroad without expecting the Full Karen is the work of a Gordon “Ultra Cunt” Brown level cunt.

  15. I wouldn’t go abroad right now for love nor money. I don’t want to go around my favourite resorts in a fucking mask or face potential local restrictions, I don’t want a £1750 quarantine on return or the buzz of arranging an early flight to beat a 0430 deadline imposed by an absolute useless cunt. I think way ahead of all that bollocks and the main factor deterring me is ‘what kind of hospital treatment will I get if I catch the coof overseas’? Does trip advisor give ones with good Ozzy facilities a 5⭐ Ventilatior rating?

    • Latest daily total for new covid infections is over 9000 and all these silly twats can moan about is ending the lockdown and being allowed to go on holiday. How fucking inconvenient it all is. Gormless bastards.

  16. Can’t they think of somewhere else to go? Scilly Isles. Channel Islands perhaps? A centreparc? A cottage somewhere in the UK??? If despo for a tan, just go once a day for 10 minutes to the local tanning shop, then go twice a week for maintenance. Cheaper than a holiday. You look great in about 10 days. Just don’t go mahogany like this idiot who looks like a Barbie Doll with a coat of Ronseal Wood Stain.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9687743/Teenager-addicted-sunbeds-accused-blackfishing-online.html

  18. I hate it when all these fucking bald headed Brummies and know-all tattoed thick-as-shit Cockney Cunts come down to Devon & Cornwall in their filthy motor homes and have the audacity to complain that they that they don’t understand a word that the locals are saying.
    Also us down y’r don’ care for they shiddy
    Basically what the locals are saying is “you bleddy conts come down ‘ere in you’re faancy carrrrs an’ expectus to provoide youm with Karry Oakey let alone avvin’ dirrrrty clubs where youm can watch a scrawny old biddy pullin’ a string of sausages out of their cunts.

    • A bit muddled. Too much soyderrr and arrtisaan craaafted Padstow gin ….a snip at £79.99 a bottle.
      Fuck Off.

  19. This cunting and the cunt who posted it should be nominated as a fuckin cunt. What the fuck is wrong wanting to go on holiday abroad.. the fuckin useless government keep inventing figures and pathetic excuses and the pcr test holiday tax. Well go by data not dates is what Boris said. Well Boris you cunt the fuckin data is as low as fuck. Bollocks to staycation, what mindless cunt wants to pay 5 times the price for a shit holiday in this country when most of the time it’s PISSING OF FUCKIN RAIN.

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