Self Appointed Covid police

Self appointed Covid police can fuck off and die!

This bullshit has brought out the absolute worst in people and non more so than shop and bar staff who are enjoying their little bit of power.

Its usually OBESE UGLY WOMEN who are the ones you can hear saying “stand there! Put your mask on! two meters apart!” etc.
They are fuckin lovin this shit.

And watch how many of these fat cunts are still tryin to tell everyone where to stand and sit down once this plague has gone…

Fat short haired unkept ugly obnoxious patronising women please FUCK OFF!! …YOU WERE BORN CUNTS!!

Nominated by: Kendo Nagasaki 

102 thoughts on “Self Appointed Covid police

  1. I have always got on with the owner and staff of my local bar.
    It’s pleasant to sit out on the terrace on a warm evening and have a few beers.
    A month or so ago I noticed that all of the ashtrays had disappeared from the tables.
    When I asked for one I was informed (incorrectly) that smoking on an uncovered terrace was now banned by law.
    I told the minimum wage, no contract waiter to cancel my order as I was going to the bar next door which allowed smoking.
    My (ex) friend, the manager came out to ask me what was the problem.
    I told him that I had supported him during the pandemic and that I was a regular customer during the winter when there are no tourists.
    I also told him that his ‘law’ would soon be reversed once the tourists did start arriving again as he would be the only bar in the city that didn’t allow smoking.
    I went on to say that I hoped that he would go bust come next winter for treating his regular customers in such a way.
    Good nomination…….. Fuck these people. I have a long memory.

    • ‘ I was informed (incorrectly) that smoking on an uncovered terrace was now banned by law.’

      Well it is coming-

      https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9647211/Five-councils-England-BAN-smoking-outside-pubs-caf-s-restaurants.html

      Fuck me I used to go to the pub and be able get pissed and smoke and great atmosphere. Now I will have to go and when I want a smoke will have to leave the vicinity of the pub to have one.
      And, of course, it won’t be long till it is band in all outdoor places.
      They are ruining pub life.

      • If they ban smoking in public places I’ll start smoking again just to break that law.

        Fucking nancy cunts.

    • Anti-Smoking cunts really piss me off. We know the risks of it and don’t care, we’re not giving oxygen cancer by smoking outside. Half the time we’re having to smoke in the rain. One of my local pubs has a smoking area that’s 3×3 metres of no roof concrete walls with broken glass on top, really lovely.

      • Lazybiscuits@ – We should be thanking smokers for funding the NHS.
        Tony Blairs anti smoking snooper police were a forerunner of todays societal nazis.

  2. Can’t say i’ve seen any of this shit round my way but then it’s usually the middle class who go in for this sort of cuntery. They always know best and are quite happy to tell you about it, especially if they imagine, or should I say perceive, that they are much posher than you.
    Best to ignore the Karens and let them get on with it.

    • I would add to that poorly educated non trades lower class people that have a perceived modicum of power over others they’ve never had before and abuse it to the hilt, as well as ethnics with a chip on their shoulder and ungrateful to HM for the privilege of being allowed to live in the home islands or dominions.

  3. I left a basket a shopping in the middle of the isle in Tesco local after a discussion with a Karen who worked there following a discussion about people not following the one system. I said they’ll never see a penny of my cash and Just remember when the revolution comes there will be plenty of piano wire and lampposts.

  4. Good cunting.
    I went out for a country pub lunch at the weekend and it was like being rounded up for a labour camp.
    Fuck those cunts.
    Vote with the wallet.

    • Not had any of this ,
      If anything had staff at my regular pub agree that ordering through a app is a pain in the arse and theyll be glad when cash is flowig again ( tips make up a good part of their wages)
      Most are sick of the rules
      And want some semblance of normality back.

      • Morning Everyonesacunt.
        Yes, but its good practice!
        All the staff know me by name,
        Even when full, I get a table
        I get staff discount on meals
        Get best service you can imagine.
        I tip in restaurants, pubs, taxis, whatever.
        They bring a bowl of water sometimes a snack for the dog.
        Theyre happy,
        Im happy,
        More importantly mrs miserable is happy!
        It works for me.

      • I tip at a pub, but so does everyone else. It has been closed for years and the car park is full of mattresses, white goods and black bin liners bursting at the seams.

      • Once pushed tea bag in the top pocket of the “maître d” in a restaurant and told the cunt to have a drink on me. Fuck em. Sell the cunts some dodgy gear that will get you the best table free meals fuck em.

    • Pay using cash from the wallet too. Currently using plastic to pay while shopping in person and using smartphone technology to gain entry anywhere are the biggest harm to our freedoms and way of life. Buy a low featured phone that only has 2 or 3g and preferably NO Bluetooth features for use in public places.

  5. I’m still reeling from learning about Cody TBH but I fully endorse this message.
    Grassing and spying on neighbours is popular and that Facebook thing plays a destructive role as usual. During lockdown the local Gym had a sign on the door saying “we are not open. Some of our staff have to enter the building for maintenance and admin work, and to conduct online classes. Please do not post on Facebook or report to the police that we are open to the public”

  6. I was in the Post Office. And the woman in front of me pointed to the circle where I should have stood. I was too close to her it seemed. But I must have been at least a metre away. I was still fuming two hours later.

      • Wasnt because you had a visible stiffy was it Miles?
        Keep your distance !

      • I don’t get what you call a ‘stiffy’ Miserable. My thoughts are always pure.

        Sometimes unintentionally I might get a ‘semi’ out and about. But never in the Post Office.

    • The post office I go to is very accommodating, they don’t even require customers to wear masks.

      • I’ve never worn a mask aside when doing DIY and the only one I own is one for such purposes. I’ve shopped like it’s 2019 since the start frequenting supermarkets and high street shops as usual. I have never been asked by any of the people on the doors or staff inside about the absence of a mask nor have I been refused entry. Back at the start, I was in my local Morrisons which was quiet as at that time, the videos of people dropping dead on the spot in China were doing the rounds and everyone was shitting themselves. At this point, the government were saying masks not to be worn ‘to protect the nhs’ but the unsocial distancing was becoming a thing. Anyway, I turned at the end of one aisle and started going down the next aisle and there was nobody in the aisle except a woman at the very bottom end of the aisle about to go out of sight to go up the next aisle and the minute I entered this aisle I could smell her perfume and the immediate thought that sprung to mind was how 2 metres distance is gonna do shit for such a highly contagious virus when I can still smell a simple perfume fragrance lingering in the air from a lady who was about what 60/70 metres ahead of me? The government really think we are all stupid cunts. If it were so highly contagious, the government would have stipulated we all wear masks of a SPECIFIC filtration standard, not tell us to make ‘face coverings’ out of old t-shirt and knickers as Nicola sturgeon told Scotland to do. We would also have disposal points for them to have them all securely collected for incineration. People forget that during WW2, every person was issued a gas mask from the British government to protect them from harm from gas that MIGHT potentially arrive in Britain via a bomb etc. This was done to combat a risk from something that wasn’t even here yet we have a deadly & highly contagious virus apparently on our shores spreading at whatever scary R rate they claimed and what the the British government do? They sent every home a letter from Boris. Wonder why Churchill didn’t just send out a letter to every home back in the day and tell everyone to make masks from t-shirt instead 🤔

  7. With the vaccination program now meaning nobody is fucking dying of covid in the UK, there is no fucking excuse for not opening everything properly.

    The reason for them not opening everything without restriction, is because of those not taking the vaccine. The feeling is that they might get sick etc.

    Well so fucking what? If you don’t want the vaccine that’s your choice. I don’t care if you want it or not by the way. Your body is none of my fucking business.

    However, it’s time those not wanting a vaccine are allowed to take their chances. They should not be used as a reason for locking everything down (by the government and libtards).

    My opinion is that the government are terrified of a large amount of deaths in peaceful and dark key areas and they are shit scared if being called ‘racist’.

    So because Abdul thinks the four be twos are trying to make him gay or kill him, we have bullshit restrictions in pubs, which the peacefuls never fucking visit. Yes, others have different reasons for not wanting the jab, I’m just using an example.

    I bet there are no fucking restrictions on the mosques by the way.

    I call bullshit on this.

    Time to open up and let those not wanting a vaccination (absolutely a personal choice) take their chances

    Because if they’re waiting for everyone to agree to taking the jab, we’ll never get back to fucking normal.

    Fuck that bollocks!

    • Iqbal the Taxi Driver doesn’t want the vaccine because Allâh says it’s not correct to put something foreign and nasty into your body. However, Allâh is alright if it’s happening to young girls.

    • It was time to open up last year. Shield the vulnerable and elderly, the statistics show it’s them who are dying.

      We were told once the vulnerable were vaccinated. Well, here we are.

      Now it’s ‘just a few more weeks’ of delay on ‘Freedom Day’ (lol). Meanwhile Florida and Texas are milling about like we’re all fucking mental and not a peep from the MSM.

      The government are clearly lying and have another agenda, it’s gotten to the point of absolute absurdity now. It’s psychotic. Delusional.

      • No I haven’t changed my position, I was merely using the logic inside of the consensus paradigm which unequivocally means we should already be open.

        Again it all comes back to PCR. It’s fraud. There’s international court cases about to commence on that too – Reiner Fulmich.

        You’ve been played.

      • I think people’s views have drawn closer together.
        I continue to support the vaccination program but have thought for some time that they’ve fucked up lockdown.
        Resentment is building. It’s obvious that June 21st ain’t gonna happen.
        They’ve been softening people up for it for some time.
        I’d like to see an enquiry into the part played by these behavioral psychologists who have been used by government in all of this.

    • I consider the vaccine down to personal choice and now that all those considered vulnerable have had the offer of the vaccine and should have had their two doses that restrictions should be lifted and should have probably once the over 70’s were covered months ago as this was the age groups where death figures were most recorded. I don’t know anyone who has declined the vaccine wanting restrictions to remain.
      I personally consider that the government is shitting itself to lift restrictions because the scary deaths that sage cunts have ‘modelled up’ won’t happen despite the low uptake of the vaccine raising real question over its efficiency. Nobody seems to be questioning why despite having the vaccine this year that restrictions are being lifted way slower and later than in 2020 when we apparently had no vaccine?
      We opened at a rate in 2020 based on the infection rate and hospital admissions yet this year, we are opening up clearly based on their vaccination uptake as hospital admission is as low as fuck and so far is the infection rate. They are resorting to lies surrounding ‘foreign variants’ as a ln excuse to bullshit us and prolong the lockdown agony in the hope of getting more Vax uptake and watch them come for our kids during the summer recess ‘to ensure schools can open safely’ next term. I expect when 21st June arrives that they fuck us with tiers and restrictions long enough to get to winter flu season once again. Remember the virus is and was always a foreign variant, it came from China and variants or should say more appropriately ‘mutations’ are all of that virus from China. Last month it was stated there has been over 360 different mutations and I have yet to hear of anyone having a positive Covid test be told which ‘variant’ they have tested positive for other than hearsay of sage created rumours of such variants. Bear in mind these tests are so shit they are riddled with false positive and negative results but are allegedly accurate enough to determine ‘a variant’? Are we to assume no country has the original China ‘variant’ anymore?

      Everyone is welcome to their opinions on this and mine are based in all the lies and bullshit and u-turns the government have pulled on us and that something stinks about all of this.

  8. They’re the sort of cunts that join ‘Speed Watch’ schemes, love hi-vis tabards and write posts on social media and local papers about the 2% of vehicles they caught (with fuck-all reprucussions and the 98% that weren’t isn’t mentioned) exceeding the speed limit. Curtain-twitching, tutting, nosey, officious, no-authority Walter Mitty cunts.

    (I’m not a fan, as you can tell. I’ve had more than a few run-ins’ with these cunts at work).

    A topping cunting, squire.

    • Speedwatch? Is this when the link cal village crazy dons a hi Vis vest and his wife’s hairdryer and deck chair and goes and plants themselves at the village boundary near the speed limit sign?

  9. Great nom. I nearly chinned an old bloke in Tesco for shouting at me- I was apparently too close (even though the dopey old cunt had wandered the wrong way up a one way aisle and almost walked into me…..). The only reason I didn’t belt the wanker was he looked like his head would come orf if I did.
    We should remember all these cunts once this is over……

    • “wandered the wrong way up a one way aisle”.

      What is it with cunts like that who are in the wrong but look at YOU as though it’s YOUR fault that they’re so fucking stupid they can’t follow a simple fucking instruction?

      I loathe people.

      • Luck the cunt yesterday afternoon, who came within inches of walking into me. Stupid arse had his gob in bluebottle-catching position, gazing myopically at his mobile. I couldn’t predict where he was going, as he was zig-zagging all over the fuckin pavement. Shame he didn’t drop his box of lager, pathetic soyboy.

    • I bizzarly have always shopped in the supermarket the way the arrows in place now direct us. I have always gone up & down every aisle in the snake like fashion as I select items from my list while browsing for new things I’ve not tried before that might take my fancy. I don’t see it as an inconvenience. What bothers me is clearly the elderly are scared out their wits thanks to the likes of the BBC and given the widths of supermarket aisles it is often impossible to give these old folks the 2:metres space the BBC has conditioned them into thinking they need to stay alive. These supermarket cunts will continuously put out PA broadcasts regarding masks but haven’t widened their aisles to allow the elderly to have a real 2 metre gap and for that they are greedy cunts.

  10. Yeah they are cunts. Still say the biggest covid 19 cunts after the chinky leaders and our government are the daft bastards that wear their masks around their mouth but not their noses. Usually old old cunts. What is the fucking point?

  11. Got served at the bar yesterday. Lots of people not wearing a mask on the tube. This bollocks is over as far as I’m concerned.

  12. Doris the snake will say no freedom until next year due to the 29th wave.Grow a spine and not listen to those cockwombles in The SAGE and Onion party.Chuck them all in a locked room and a hand grenade

    • I wonder if once the spineless cunt and his sage clowns have exhausted us with a variant from every country known to man will they go back and start with China again? Or will they have to create a new virus? I wonder will it be a Spars or a Co-ops virus?

  13. Nobody wears a mask in my town unless going into a supermarket that wants one. I literally haven’t seen someone wearing one in the street this year. I also know no-one locally has died from it, the media panic is worse than the virus. Although the constant texts from the NHS to have the vaccine is annoying, I had an appointment for one tomorrow in London, which is a long way (4 hours on a train) from where I live, fuck that.

    • You are Dominic Cummings and I claim my £5 voucher for the opticians at Barn-yard Castle😀👍

    • Every time you receive a nuisance text to book an appointment, call and book one then don’t fucking turn up. The cunts won’t be long removing you from their telephone list 😉

  14. Community swimming pools cause no end of confrontations.
    I was at one once and some horrible woman came over to me to point out the rules which were displayed on a large notice board.
    The list was enormous and included…..
    No running.
    No jumping in the pool.
    No inflatables.
    No food.
    No glasses (including eye glasses and sun glasses)
    No drinking……. Etc.
    Apparently I was breaking at least 6 ‘laws’.

    I told her to fuck off and she called the police.
    When they turned up they agreed with me that every rule displayed was unenforceable.
    The only law is that people must keep the noise down to a minimum during siesta hours.

    At that wasn’t on her list.

    • I have an notice salvaged from our local swimming pool when it was refurbished in the 1970s. It reads:

      Will Patrons Kindly Refrain From
      Running
      Pushing
      Acrobatics or Gymnastics
      Shouting
      Ducking
      Petting
      Bombing
      Swimming in Diving Area
      Smoking

      All most helpfully illustrated. Currently have it hanging in the bathroom. 😄

      • Bastards!
        There was nothing I liked better than fucking some tart in the deep end-giving her “lengths”, whilst smoking and shouting obscenities.
        Killjoys👎

      • What a great sign.
        No bombing wouldn’t go down well with my German neighbour though.

  15. Jobsworths and elf and safety Nazis have really been empowered by this Covid crisis. Their loving it. Boring cunts.

  16. Frigid spinsters,obese “Stay at home Mams” and milquetoast old farts usually led by some officious retired ancient Cunt who insists on still being addressed by his Army rank.
    A village near me had such a contingent who took it upon themselves to put up signs around the village telling people to ” Go Home” and padlocked the gates to a popular local attraction even though there were no restrictions in force at the time. One of the fat Munters who worked in a local shop even saw fit to tell a family who have stayed in the area for years that they “weren’t welcome and should go home”….I’d have kicked the fucking land-whale in her unused Cunt and pissed in earhole if she’d spoken to me that way.

    I detest officious windbag Nobodies and take great pleasure from deliberately provoking them.

    • Lord Fiddler, I concur.
      As mentioned on this thread by others, people have long memories….
      🤔

  17. Town Marshalls come into this category. All that is missing is the horse and the Colt. It seems that very soon they will be able to issue fines on the spot for a number of things…like going to the bakers instead of Tesco.

    Irritating little hitler type cunts !

    • They can only issue fines if you cooperate….don’t. I told one Pavement Admiral to ” Fuck Off,you ridiculous little pisspot” when asked for my name and address…he said that he was going to summon the Police as I continued to walk away…Good luck with that I thought to myself.

      • Morning Dick, agreed tell them to fuck off.
        Im always getting some twitching curtain, self appointed sheriff mithering.
        Love grinning at them and telling them to fuck right off.

      • Give a nobhead a reflective vest, a clipboard or a whistle and you’ve got an instant cunt.

        Having endured fire drills in a civil service office many moons ago, you ain’t seen nuffink innit?

        We had a prick who’d leg it, Gareth Keenan style to grab his jacket, whistle and fucking megaphone (yes, a fucking megaphone). ‘Single file. Don’t use the lifts. Leave your belongings. Helpers to positions (for the spaccas…he didn’t say that bit, sadly). Go go go'”

        Outside at the meeting point, he’d pace up and down like an SS guard, going ‘It was ok. But it needs to be better. 4 minutes to evacuate. That could mean death for some. We should practise again soon, don’t you think? Some of you didn’t listen for your name too. Would any of you like to explain why? No, didn’t think so. Needs improvement! Dismissed!”

        Thing is, the cunt was under my (and most of the other staff’s) pay grade.

        His ten minutes of power went to his fucking head, big time.

        What a fucking prick he was.

      • I remember a fire marshal (a really decent bloke) at my 1st job. We had a morbidly obese Karen who, in case of fire, had to be chaired down in some sort of spacca-sling.
        One day, he received notice of an impending fire drill, and had to communicate some special instructions. He had some rather colourful language about the Karen, who was none too popular. Unfortunately, he sent it to a recipent group that had the Karen’s name in it…

  18. There are a gaggle of similar virtuous old farts that live adjacent to my rear garden. The lead cunt insists on telling everyone that he is an ex magistrate. Had a wonderful run-in with him and his corpulent wife about the weed bound ‘hedge’ at the side of my garden.

    After getting my boundary set out, I cleared and burnt the majority of it, much to their anxiety. They decided to let a sapling oak grow up just the other side of the new fence I had installed, probably hoping the roots would undermine my house. A good friend of mine is a developer and donated me some of the industrial Roundup that punters can’t buy over the counter. A generous glug of the syrup down the trunk of the young sapling not only turned it into a crispy effigy, but it killed the hedge for 10 feet either side.

    I heard them several weeks ago fussing around their prized dead oak. Ha ha.

    Cunts.

    • I could do with some of that shit, I have a neighbour who planted one of them weeping willow trees about a decade ago six inches from the boundary between both our front gardens. I remember saying to my then wife that cunt is gonna grow big and be a pain in the arse and now 45% if the cuntings thing overhangs my garden and it is indeed now a beast of a fucking thing. This one I might add was always great at planting stuff in the garden then not tending to any of it ever again and as the years have gone by, their garden maintenance enthusiasm has gone in only one direction. Another straw waiting to break my back.

      • Weeping Willows will also fuck up any drainage/sewer pipes that have the slightest crack in.
        I often wondered why my parents’ tree was doing so well. We found out one day when all waste water was immobilised in the house… and about ten others along the street that shared the drain.

      • @hbellinda I should go and Google what kind of root system they gave but I’m shit scared now. The cuntings thing is about five foot tall with a branch spread of at least six feet. Fortunately my drains run up from rear of my house under the driveway onto the street at the opposite side of my house so a good 30 feet away. Virgin media have services running up the street to termination points on the pavement at our boundary divide about 16 inches from the willow. I don’t use virgin and think willow owner is on Sly satellite TV

  19. Whilst I agree with much of the sentiment on this thread, I feel I have to say this:

    Conversely, the reduced number of cunts in the supermarket and the masks which reduce the visible display of ugly fuckers or reduce conversation with mongs, has been a blessing from “The Gods”.
    They can become a permanent fixture, as far as I am concerned👍

    • The problem is that I bet I’m giving many women I see out shopping a ten when the absence of their mask would have that score. I don’t pull the wool over their eyes with any masks and happily and honestly reveal my true 2 or 3 ugly self

  20. Great cunting. It is all crap. In fact it is our duty to help fuck systems up. Trick and trace twats are the most amusing. Give them totally made up details and they are satisfied.

    The problem with state tyranny is that it means citizens are at the mercy of every petty bureaucratic cunt. Silly cunts still think all this shit about masks and social distancing is law. When you point out that it is not, they shrug and say that it is necessary to keep everyone safe.

    Some twat in a souvenir shop told me that his leprosy compliant mask, visor, screen triple protection, plus gloves, were because he had to ‘keep everyone safe.’ Ha, ha, ha.

    These daft wankers are the ones that see themselves as heroes of the pandemic when, in fact, they are mentally ill.

    The whole country is irredeemably fucked.

    Good morning, everyone.

    • PS I see Portugal has been made amber from green. What utter cuntishness. Four deaths with ‘Covid present’ over seven days is enough to worry the Clown Cunt Johnson. Fuck off.

      • I hope all the people who took the vaccine SOLELY on the basis of thinking Back rid would give them permission to be going on summer lollidays enjoy themselves in Tristan de fucking Coona or the Boris feckedyou islands where I believe the only way of getting their is by RAF flights with an Accension Island stop over / refuel. Anyone who thought this lying piece of shit was telling you the truth back then? Bring me back a stick of rock from Port Stanley gift shop.

    • Can you look someone in the eye and tell them you are doing all you can? 🤣

  21. The Kapos and Sonderkommandos have risen.
    You cunts will do as you’re fucking told. Hiel Sage.

  22. I find the mask covers up my drooling and leering in the Ladies underwear section of Sainsburys. The semi not really noticeable sadly.

  23. When I went to Leeds for my second Jab I also did a little shopping, the street Covid Marshalls were brilliant, I was looking for Kirkgate and so I asked one of the Marshalls, gave me directions, so not completely useless 😂

    • When at university in Leeds, used to go to a mega Indian resto – Shabab’s, which was particularly nice, because it was on 1st floor, up a nice tailed staircase. Either on The Headrow, or possibly Briggate. I believe it’s moved to near the railway station?

    • I used to work for a company in Sheepscar Leeds. What a shithole of a place.

  24. If you believe in the cult of covid then you are part of the covid police to be frank. It’s the state religion of the UKSSR now.

    Fucking embarrassing. Lemmings off a cliff.

      • I notice now every cunt has cottoned on that partaking in the inaccurate unfit testing process resulted in being locked down that the government are resorting to another lie of a process where they allegedly detect a rise in infection by testing sewerage samples. They tried pulling this shit in Germany and other EU countries when people boycott testing stations in a bid to justify lockdowns.

        Bear in mind the tests they have are frankly useless and not appropriate for measuring accurately especially when outcome of false positives resorts in restrictions ending people’s jobs or businesses and people will lose their homes. Yet we believe they can accurately test samples from sewerage? They need to ram a fucking q-tip / cotton bud up your nose into your fucking skull for a suitable sample at a bogus test site when they now claim to be able to detect it from the shit in the drains which are diluted with gallons of water from toilets, baths, showers, washing machines, dishwashers, sinks, wash hand basins and all the chemical cleaners which we are using in the formentioned list. Think about the increase in use of hand sanitizer soaps like Carex etc and all of those chemicals & cleaners which advertise on the fucking TV claiming to kill 99.9% of bacteria & viruses Inc the Corona? Yet that wank piece Hancock thinks we are all so stupid that after our piss and shit is diluted down with gallons of said water & chemical cleaners that they can accurately identify Corona outbreaks? People need to wake the fuck up or they will be out with leaf blowers filled with smoke cartridges spraying the streets next. I think that is the only fucking thing they have left in their arsenal. After all, remember it killed of the Zika in Brazil for the world cup. Cunts!

  25. Excellent nomination.
    I suggest giving a piece of paper with the initials P.T.O written on both sides of the paper.
    P.T.O of course stands for ‘please turn over’. It will keep anyone you give it to busy for hours.

  26. I have had a few issues where I live – screeching bitches demanding they shove things in my ear to take my temperature, demanding I use hand sanitiser – I told them to stick their shop and their trainee nazi staff up their fucking arses and made sure the owners of the business received “word of my disappointment”.. Once at my local Sainsburys where a security monkey who thought he was an extra from Mad Max asked “if I had a mask I could wear” – I said “no – I don’t wear one”.
    And once at Farmfoods where some nasty old bitch was trying to give me grief for not wearing a mask – I gave her the lowdown, politely, but with both barrels, complained to the Farmfoods CEO and received a jolly pleasant compensation package and an assurance the staff monkey had been re-trained.
    And now the “Nepal variant” has been fabricated don’t expect any removal of restrictions any time soon – three weeks to flatten the curve my fucking arse.
    Restrictions need to end completely on June the 21st or we need to be out on the streets, as a Nation, and a mass general strike until the people WHO SERVE US get the idea in their head we will no longer put up with this.
    Played, gaslighted, lied to, treated like fools and laughed at by cunts with their fingers in the till and snouts in the trough.
    We are inches away from riots in the streets now.

    • Already started Vern.
      Just in from Wankbury’s and civil disobedience was evident 😉

    • I’ll always remember going to a cardiac arrest at a care home and they weren’t going to let us in until we’d had our temperature taken and signed in!!

      “How is your resident that’s in cardiac arrest, then”?

      was our response? And ‘Sign in’?

      “We don’t do that”…

      • DCI@ – My response would have been “Stick your pen and thermometer up your arse love – my priority is massaging chests, not egos”.

      • Slightly off topic, but, got sent to a care home on a SEPSIS call, main red flag was temp of 34 something. Warm day, usual care home temperature, ie:, ‘Is the building on fire’? Took temp with our tympanic – 36.5°, ie: normal. Asked the carer to show us how she was takihg the temperature with their new tympanic thermometer. They were pointing it at the ear… Cue a demonstration on how to use their new, shiny piece of equipment and “Get the rest of the staff here including your senior ‘Nurse’ “moment. Blame the management for not training the staff, but, how fucking hard is it?

      • They were probably secretly hoping you didn’t get to them on time. Probably would have mustered up a sample from a known Covid infected resident and labelled it to the deceased to cash in on government incentive Covid death booty.

  27. I hate these self appointed corona sheriff cunts t o fucking death. I was in my garden last week removing junk and watering the plants and this cunt walking by stared me down in a disapprovingly manner because god forbid I didn’t have my mask and the corona radiation would infect her because I didn’t have a filmsy cloth mask on

    Type of cunt who probably got vaxxed 4 times just to be sure she’s 100 percent protected against the virus. I have bad anxiety as it is so this experience just fuels my paranoia even more and now I don’t even want to tend my garden the fucking cunt

    • I find that coughing, loudly, and moving in their direction makes the interferring cunts shift.

      • When out shipping, if any cunt gives me the eye in the absence of my mask, I start whistling the tune from the great escape while staring back at them. Works a treat.

    • TS@ – Fk the miserable sow – get out there and enjoy your garden – it’s a marvellous help for anxiety.

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