I nominate ‘Professor Green” you know him – that cutting edge dude, the voice of the yoof. Super cool rapper, up wiv the kids, tough upbringing. Tattooed to shite, been stanley bladed to fuck on the streets.
No. This piece of dog shit is a sell out, an arsewipe of monstrous proportions. Just like the rest of them when the establishment and the mainstream “comes a knockin” with a few quid, and household recognition.
I have an idea that maybe he will be the next presenter of “Antiques Cockshow” or “Have I got some dog shit in my attic for you.”
Fuck the creep. And here’s hoping he gets the gig for some morning daytime shit TV somewhere, with ‘light in his loafers Schofield’ and his creepy wandering hands.
Fuck this sellout shithouse. To hell and back.
Nominated by: Big Mal
Never heard of him. Never want to again.
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He looks like a right tool. I really hate white people trying to ape black people.
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I’m more than happy if white wankers emulate black people by getting stabbed.
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*Snigger* ‘ape’ ….ha ha ha.
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Professor Green… Music by scum and for scum. Simple as that.
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No more a professor than Eddie Murphy playing the Nutty Professor.
In the Vanilla Ice wigger category. What a fucking talent-free tool.
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Eddie Murphy culturally appropriated that role. Jerry Lewis is the only true nutty professor.
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Vanilla ice playing Mark Twain in the Rediculous 6 is actually quite funny.
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Never heard of him but definitely a great big girls blouse of a cunt.
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He has a Wikipedia entry, it’s a bit long winded when they could have just wrote ‘he is a bit of a twat’
Perfect description, I have seen a few interviews with him and he is a bit of a twat, mind you he did get to shag Millie Macintosh, the lucky bastard!
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Perhaps he should stick to pulling wings off butterflies? Epic cunt.
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I saw him give an interview a few years ago and he came across quite well. No surprise about him being a sell-out though! Once Johnny rotten started advertising Country Life butter I knew the jig was up when it came to selling out!
Still, none of these are a patch on the world’s biggest ‘gangsta’ and homeboy, privately educated bishop’s son, Westwood! U no wat am sayin cuz innit….Hahaha
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Who do you mean?
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What do you mean who do I mean?
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“the world’s biggest ‘gangsta’ and homeboy, privately educated bishop’s son, Westwood!”
I don’t know who that is, unless I’ve missed something obvious.
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Yes, Westwood.
WHITE Privately educated bishop’s son and (ex?) Radio One DJ, with a drill and rap music show and what is probably the worst fake ghetto accent known to man…think Ali G but ten times worse with the difference being Westwood was trying to be serious, bruv!
The upside is because of his wigga shenanigans he got shot in a drive-by shooting in Lambeth 😀 The downside is he survived it 🙁
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Sticking his big White nose in trying to make peace between different tanned gangs because he thought they took him seriously too!
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Thanks for the explanation but I still have no idea who he (?) is. I suspect I’m better off that way.
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Tim Westwood Moggy.
He was the acceptable (white) face of rap music for the middle class audience if BBC radio and television.
He was well liked generally.
By cunts🤔
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You are quite right, Moggy.
A posh rich white man pretending to be ghetto and street is well worth missing. I just wished I’d missed him as well 🙁
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Country life is so punk what’s cunt
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Suggestion:
Cosh him with the candlestick in the library. Leave no clues.
It’ll make a pleasant change from being slashed on the streets.
Job done.
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The Undertones were brilliant until Fergil thought he could sing. “sellouts” is a part of life.When your not a child and your frontal cortex has got it together you want to make a few quid. I remember the Sex Pistols reunion in 1996. There were a sad bunch of cunts at the back moaning on about it. Bet none of them were a the 100 club. I was pretty bored by the whole thing and started chatting up a bird sitting on the grass. Twenty minutes later we stood up. Im 6ft 2 and she was about 5ft. Didnt work out.
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By the way Mr Rottens life will be remembered for his music and the way he has cared for the love of his life. A real man and inspiration
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I love Rotten, proper showman and British eccentric.
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He comes across as a thoroughly decent chap the way he cares for his missus.
Definitely not a cunt.
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Not into “spinners” then, Smug?😀
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Must be a sign of us all getting old I reckon.
Sounding like my father.
Always remember reading the writings of one Mr J Clarkson, whose father once said about Billy Idol, “at least he could have had the courtesy of knowing he was going onto Top Of The Pops to put a bloody shirt on”.
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Im doubtful he’s really a professor?
More a whiteboy acting like hes from south central LA.
Thinks he’s ‘street’
And he is!
Fuckin sesame street.
*John Lydons music in both the pistols and P.I.L were the bollocks.
He called out savile when others covered for him,
And he gave us the ISAC battle cry!
“Ha ha ha.
Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?!!!’
👍👍
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77th anniversary of D Day today.
Any still alive know for a fact they’ve been fucking cheated!
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You are not wrong MNC.
One of the best live tracks I ever heard was Deeper Water back in 2012 when PIL were on Later with Jools Holland. Fucking cunts at the BBC made it unavailable but can still listen to it on Soundcloud.
Another brilliant live track “Warrior” live at Glastonbury.
https://youtu.be/YyknsSRXkd0
Big fan of JL. Great short interview he did on Sky a few years ago with Adam Boulton. Well worth a view, will post the link following this one.
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@MNC
John Lydon excellent interview circa 2010 with Sky’s clueless Adam Boulton.
https://youtu.be/5sPI_DEWswM
Well worth a watch.
Currently caring for his long term partner who has health major health issues.
Respect.
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Willie @
Agreed.
Im a fan.
Also loyal to his wife who hes busy nursing full time with dementia.
A contrary, trailblazing, thinks for himself, stubborn,
Sarcastic, funny bloke.
Who’s given me loads of laughs,
And made me listen to Swan Lake!😀
(Death Disco)
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Never heard of the cunt.
White rappers are utter cunts by default though. Wig gers.
The only time it worked having a honky with me all darkies was the honky in the Specials and Buster Bloodvessel with Bad Manners.
Mind you, that was actual music not ‘rap’ , which is a massive bag of shite.
The Sugarhill Gang have a lot to answer for, the rubbish cunts.
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I like the Specials and Buster Bloodvessel but I disagree with you.
Eminem is one of the best lyricists and rappers ever in my opinion and yes black people started Rap/Hip Hop but does that mean white people cannot and should not make Rap music?
Using that same argument I could say white people should not make Rock and Roll.
What I am saying is that some white cunts make great black music and some black cunts make great white music. It’s music and there should not be any rules.
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👍 Well said that B&WC!
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That’s fair enough, but rap is a bag of shite in my opinion, sorry. And some mummy’s boy honky rapper or DJ acting like a ghetto hood black gangsta type is embarrassing (Tim Westwood, for example).
But I am a grumpy old cunt so what the fuck do I know? Get some George Formby on you cunts.
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Rap is not to my taste either, CB. But I do not agree with apartheid where music is concerned.
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BWC@
The Specials was my first love musically.
A great band.
Saw them a few years ago at Manchester Apollo, cracking night👍
Bet youd like a tongue like Buster Bloodvessel?
Imagine that for the ladies?!!!
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I was at a festival back in the carefree days of my yoof.
Madness were headlining, The Stranglers before, Bad Manners before them.
I was a front and centre in a muddy mosh-muddy from spilled beer and sweat.
Towards the end of the Stranglers set Buster Bloodvessell was suddenly next to me, saying: “give us a swig if yer beer mate”- I had a rucksack full of timnies.
I spent the entire Madness set moshing with Buster and a few others, none stop.
At one point Suggs ( a fucking great bloke) had some banter with us, me and Buster had our arms around each other’s shoulders jumping up and down like cunts whilst they did “Baggy Trousers”
Happy memories👍
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Would love to see them live MNC, that music back then was truly black and white and original (not the nazi type) skinheads and black cunts partied away.
He certainly does have an impressive tongue, but I have mastered the technique.
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BWC@
John Lydon (Johnny Rotten) was instrumental in helping Jamaican reggae bands get signed up to Virgin records,
Spending time there after the sex pistols broke up.
The Specials were great,
Original skinheads were big fans of Trojan records and while not racist against Carribbean people they wasnt keen on muslims!
Or hippies 😀
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You are “Milky” from “This Is England” and I claim my £5 bag of Jamaican herb😀👍
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Not me CG, but I got a bit of Super Lemon Haze off me mate Dave if you want a bit.
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Never heard of the cunt.
White rappers are utter cunts by default though. Wig gers.
The only time it worked having a honky with all dark keys was the honky in the Specials and Buster Bloodvessel with Bad Manners.
Mind you, that was actual music not ‘rap’ , which is a massive bag of shite.
The Sugarhill Gang have a lot to answer for, the rubbish cunts
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Honķy in the specials? Terry Hall fuck me he was a weird looking cunt….
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Grumpy little uppity wankstain booted my missus out her rehearsal room once – wish I’d fuckin’ been there for that one, an opportunity missed to legitimately lamp the cunt!
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Professor? Why does he partake in the low intelligence bollocks known as rap with a silent c. Fucking cunt, fuck off.
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Good evening and go fuck yourselves.
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What’s this cunting all abaaaaaht?
In my opinion he is lyrically one of the best rappers to come aaaaht of the UK and now in his late thirties is looking to pay the bills by doing some different work. He is young, talented, has a few quid and no doubt fucks quality pom pom…a bit like me really. He was proper battle rapper, ask Miles Plastic, he knows what I’m on abaaaaht.
Go fuck yourselves.
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The lyrical genius that is Professor Green once rapped that he couldn’t see himself working a 9 to 5.
I think he is being a bit harsh on himself to be honest, I can definitely see him in a call-centre somewhere.
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‘was proper battle rapper, ask Miles Plastic, he knows what I’m on abaaaaht’
I actually do. I was at a gathering recently where it was taking place. I was impressed by one fella -just the speed with which he delivered his stuff. Maybe that is one of the battles? The speed? Is that factor in these battles B&W? Anyway his ‘adversary’ responded speaking the words very very rapidly as well..What did I think? I met the first participant later and was struck by his wide variety of vocabulary. I was pleasantly surprised by his use of the word-‘pinnacle’.
So it must be a good thing. They must be searching the dictionary for rhyming words. And becoming knowledge of the English language in the process. Oh yes the fella who I liked he had the cleverer rhymes. Can’t remember but it was rhyming longer words than his competitor.
I liked it. For a while…
But and it is a big but I just don’t think its going anywhere. It’s always angry and about ‘our lives on the street’. Which are really kd tired cliches now. Its bad for black culture because I don’t know its just not ‘proper’ music. Discuss.
There is a tradition of course of poets competing with each other. I know in France in the 18th century poems were published with a different poet supplying a different line.
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I have written songs MP and I get your point with regards to the musicality of Hip Hop but the very best rappers are truly gifted with their modern poetry. I also get bored of the ‘Street stories’ etc but watching two quality rappers battle can be entertaining and there speed of thought and timing is not to be sniffed at.
Hip Hop is modern pop these days and it with R&B (which isn’t R&B) dominates the charts.
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B&WC, you are Ted-talker extraordinaire Akala and I claim my £5.
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@B&WC
I bet you wrote the chorus to this one didn’t you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eQkmhwZiLw
😆
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Evening Harold, That’s one of my go to tracks I put on before a bit of tonguing…always gets the lady in the mood.
Fucking hell I would’ve married that Rhona Mitra a few years back.
https://images.app.goo.gl/ntJUvoBSkV2MBg9T6
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Never heard of the irrelevant cunt and don’t care. Fuck off.
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Wigga.
But given the quality of students in recent years probably just as good at being a Professor as they are at having the will and skill to learn one useful thing.
We need change or the acceptance that things are going to quite quickly get a lot worse for the average majority.
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Rap. An irritating noise enjoyed by tone deaf youth, and sad middle management types reliving their youth.
It’s like the opposite of that mosquito device they used to put outside shops to deter young wankers hanging around, except this painful sound attracts the fuckers.
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The only thing we’re worse than a blek gangsta soljda is a “white” plastic gangsta soldja😂
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His music isn’t to my taste, but I do have respect for him for the work he’s done for the CALM and the programme he did about male suicide.
I quite like Example’s music. I wouldn’t buy any of it, but it’s catchy.
BTW Tim “Da Big Dog” Westwood has been a bit of a “Dirty old maaan”.
He plays a lot of student parties and there are allegations of him plying drinks and drugging student girls to get his wicked way with them.
He’s about 62 and acts like some chavvy Rude Boi 17 year old in McDonalds.
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Allegedly, you say 😉
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Talking about professor green in 2021 is like waxing lyrical about Tommy Steele in 1970 when Led Zeppelin were laying waste.
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