Matt Hancock (6)

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He’s a real thriller ladies.

Emergency cunting please for Matt Hancock.

Naughty boy Wanksock….

When he gets jiggy, jiggy with his bit on the side does he wear a mask? Does he have a 2 metre plus long schlong? If not, what the fuck is he banging someone elses missus during a ‘deadly’ pandemic. Is this what he meant by being on the job day and night at the office?

While he is lecturing the rest of us on Social Distancing, masks, hugs etc, he has been busy with his tongue and mitts in the DOH offices.
The photos from the CCTV – that The Sun published – were taken on 6th May when the stricter rules still applied….well, not for him it seems.

I couldn’t care who he dips his wick in but when you are the Health Secretary acting like Stalin with your petty diktats and then get busted breaking your own rules in the workplace….it is time to go.

Well it seems he isn’t scared of the Covids, neither is his tart. Nor were the G7 or the UEFA mob or wee Krankee and her political pygmy sidekicks.
Politicos and their advisors the world over, time and time again have been caught rule breaking. What do these cunts know that we don’t?

I hope this story runs and runs until the hypocritical, lying toe-rag resigns. Although, I do not hold much hope, especially now his butt buddy Klaus Anal-Schwab will be an unhappy arch-villain. Klaus will be doing all he can to keep his boy Wanksock in the job.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/15390073/matt-hancock-affair-news-latest-gina-coladengelo-live/

The above is The Sun latest. Daily Fail below.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9723683/Health-Secretary-Matt-Hancock-having-affair-closest-aide-according-reports.html

Nominated by: Cunt Two Three

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9728531/Matt-Hancock-resigns-Health-Secretary-kissing-aide-scandal.html

Poor thing quit, such a shame – DA

92 thoughts on “Matt Hancock (6)”

  1. Yuk the thought of anyone wishing to fuck this imbecile beggars belief To the tower you cunt.

  2. The motherfucking cunt that said a 1% payrise was appropriate:

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-56299663

    and agreed/accepted that workers earning less than £260000 or thereabouts, was ‘Unskilled’. A newly qualified paramedic earns less than that, you arse-grabbing nob-gobbler. Tell THEM they’re ‘Unskilled’.

    A contemptible, odious, rancid cunt of biblical proportions. I’m not one of the ‘Oven’, crowd, but, that’s what this cunt and his shyster cronies deserve.

  3. He’s not going to be showed up by Neil Ferguson! Fuck Neil Ferguson!

    • Though I agree Hancock is a wanker (but no more Hancock’s Half Hours at the news conferences), what really fucked me off last night was Dame Keir Captain HIndsight himself, with his usual carping saying that Hancock “should have been sacked” .

      I therefore assumed the backseat driver wanted Hancock promoted – we all know Starmer’s idea of sacking was to “sack” Granny Rayner and then give her three arguably more “important” jobs.

      I suppose the truth is the Labour nancy boys can’t understand a man falling for another woman.

      • Tbh, I think this must be the only time Capt Hindsight was right – Hancock should have been sacked, not for the affair, for the hypocrisy of telling us to social distance whilst he had his tongue down the throat of someone from another household.

    • I like Pie. He’s an example of a fair minded, tolerant socialist.

  5. Was Hancock told to resign and to do it on Saturday so that is the big story and not another mass protest in London which is the real news….

    • The protest was a right mad mix, anti lockdown, kill the bill, XR, the bits I saw were a right load of tree hugging twats 😂

      • Indeed, there were some normal people there, but the usual suspects were in abundance. Cunts with flares, cunts trying to mix it with the cops, cunts chucking stuff, cunts littering and defacing stuff, the wobble headed anti 5G paranoics and disciples of Icke. Later in the day, the protest merged with the pro Palestine protest. I suppose they had holocaust denial in common so everyone got on….

  6. I do have a tiny bit of sympathy for the cunt, caught out by security camera footage, yes he fucked up but everyone should worry about big brother.
    Someone has accessed the CCTV and then held on to it for some time before publishing the pictures, be interesting to to know the motive, public interest or something else.

    The big surprise is that the fucking sap was playing away, doesn’t look like a serial shagger a bit like John Major 😂

    • The biggest surprise was he’s only forty-fucking-two. His paper round must have been a right cunt.

      • The biggest surprise was he was shagging that bird and not caught bumming the work experience lad.

      • “The biggest surprise was he was shagging that bird and not caught bumming the work experience lad”

        Yet…

      • 42?

        Fucking hell. He doesn’t look a day under 55. Looks like a tortoise out of its shell.

        I wonder what attracted the middle aged lady to the millionaire Matt Hancock?

    • The motive is money.

      The newspaper owners for selling more copies and at the same time a nice little earner. for the person that leaked the video to the press

      • Something about this preaching, do as I say not as I do, sad faced, watery eyed little turd that triggers me?
        I was his dad id get repetitive strain injuries id hit that often.
        Ive no sympathy for the cunt,
        Although have for his family and the family of the slag he was knobbing.

    • Spitting Image made John Major out to be a grey pea loving boring nerd.

      Legend has it he was hung like Steptoe’s carthorse and was at it like a sex starved porn star on viagra.

  7. The timing of this leak is odd. I think it might be the case of firing being disguised as something else. Or I’ve read too many conspiracy theories lately…

  8. They are all at it and this time the music stopped and thus cunt didn’t have a chair anymore.
    For his treatment of the NHS staff alone he needs some AIDS off his Somali Gardner.
    Oh and maybe the affair woman’s husband might fill him in as well.
    On TV hopefully.
    Fuck Off.

    • Wasn’t the affair woman’s husband’s company awarded a business contract by MH? Or did I just make that up?

      When I worked in London one of the companies underwriters was “allegedly” shagging the female broker placing the business. She in turn was shagging the producing broker who gave her the business to place. Nice.

    • I’m sure NHS staff will be pleased to hear Wanksock is entitled to a £17,500 ministerial goodbye payment. 25% of his annual salary. It’s not a lot to him when he’s most likely been getting kickbacks from his mates and his sister for contracts/ grants received over the last 15 months. However, it is a kick in the nuts to NHS frontline staff who get fuck all. As a certain Eton boy Georgie once said “we’re all in this together”….oh, how the times are NOTTA changin’

      * My appreciation to Admin, for posting this nom so quickly.*

  9. Nice of him to use the phrase “Build Back Better” when taking The Long Walk…

    (into the House of Frauds no doubt)

      • Chris Grayling

        The Premier League and pinnacle of total incompetence.

        Useless wanker that has cost the British taxpayer hundreds of millions of pounds.

        The staggering things about it was the destruction and utter carnage he created in every single department he was in charge of, the fact he wasn’t ever sacked, and that his own mind he was quite brilliant.

        Hate the cunt.

  11. In other stunning developments, the sky is blue.

    I’m looking into why your posts continue to be auto-moderated. Nothing wrong with them, but they seem to always be. – DA

    • Yeah, it’s a strange one DA. Might have to create a new email just to get round it.

      It’s very strange. Your posts don’t contain words that would trigger the auto-mod. People on here say chiggun all the time, there’s no offensive content in your email. I’m sorry it’s a mystery, but don’t worry we’ll be here to approve your posts. -DA

      • GTC/DA@ – I had a similar problem some time ago – I sorted it by clearing browsing history and refreshing my profile – it seems to be working so far! 👍

  14. I don’t think most people give a fug about Hancock playing away. What gets people is the fact that he’s lecturing the rest of us on Covid protocol at the same time. What a spanner.

    • That will run for a few days and then the real issue will need to be sorted out, secret cameras in ministers offices and who is actually looking after security.

  15. There’s also the fact that his fucktoy was appointed to some cushy job in the Health Department and her brother’s company was awarded a 26 mill contract with the NHS. It’s never just about a bit of fanny with these cunts. The bottomless pit of the taxpayers dough is always in there somewhere.

  16. I have a certain sympathy for his wife, as I know what it’s like when your marriage falls apart because the other fucks off with someone else, but I was fortunate that there were no children involved, so I never have to see the cunt again, and I don’t have the gutter press shoving cameras in my face all day, every day for the next six months.
    Some might say that fuck her, she shouldn’t have been with the cunt, but again, you can’t help who you fall for, and it is a bitter lesson when the cunt reveals themselves as the despicable cheating cunt that they are.
    However, she is a woman, and will probably harness that bitterness and repeatedly crush him in the press, or in a book, or loose women, etc. What’s Martin Bashir doing next weekend?

    • You’re assuming she even loved him. If the video is anything to go by he has the sexual skills of an arthritic sloth.

      She was probably fucking someone else well before he was. Why else would you marry such a bellend toff but for the luxuries?

      • As I said above, I have experience in marrying someone against my better judgement, and paid the price for it.
        Saying that, according to some on here she is probably a crisis actor, or a lizard or something.
        Silly me….

  17. I’m glad he fell on his “pork sword” and fucked off, fucking Lieutenant Grüber lookalike cunt!!!

    • his new woman has that “Gina the biatch” hue about her, another reason I detest the skinny little weasel!!!

  18. Doris lacks a spine.He stood by him.They all show contempt for ordinary Joe’s.Throw Wanksock head first into a wood chipper

  19. He just took Eat out to help out a little too far. Or maybe he was trying to retrieve a throat swab jammed down her throat.
    It’s feasible.
    Barnyard castle had me convinced. I’m easily taken in, even my wife Jim told me so

  20. A useful and timely distraction – and quite possibly politically arranged to take the heat off what is happening in the background.
    1.2 million marched in London yesterday, but Antifa, XR, BLM etc (and I believe, but cannot yet prove – a political party where the future is “less than rosy” – cannot say any more for legal reasons but something very shifty is going on) are now beginning to place people in the protests to cause trouble and bait the police – this is NOT the intent of the decent majority but a laughable attempt to portray over a million people as enemies of the State instead of guardians of freedom.
    Hancock, Johnson, Ferguson – all laughing at us as they ignore their own rules, pork sluts and fill their pockets.
    How can anyone with a pair of functioning eyes and a brain not now see this is a scam?
    And to think – before this Hancock was my best fwiend..😀

    Gareth Icke is a bit of a cunt though isn’t he, he’s like a really rubbish version of his dad. I could listen to Dave talk for hours as he’s really good at it, his son about 10 minutes. – DA

    • The XR protests, Antifa and the Palestians ones were separate smaller ones. They obviously crossed paths with the much larger Anti-lockdown one which was bound to happen in Central London and of course the bullshit media have attempted to lump them all together. This is to discredit the Anti-lockdown protesters who have always been peaceful and well behaved. Whereas XR are always causing trouble and getting arrested.

      Also, like you said who knows if infiltrators are also being used. In the past protests, such as the late May one, the media completely ignored covering hundreds of thousands partaking. Now, they – including the British Brainwashing Corp – mention yesterday’s one but include XR and other undesirables in the same article.

      • CTT@ – I am pretty convinced state actors and professional paid agitators are being used in demonstrations – Bristol being a classic example.
        But I, and all others I know, unequivocally condemn the dangerous, violent and wholly unnecessary behaviour exhibited by these individuals.
        Vandalism, attacking the police and arson are not acceptable – these anarchists do NOT act in my name.

    • Definitely pre-arranged. You don’t just leak cctv from inside a gov building.

      He’s getting shifted to ease the pressure valve slightly, much like in the USA with Fauci’s email ‘leaks’.

      We’re only hearing about it because they want us to hear about it. You think of all the shit they manage to keep under wraps, and then not this? Give me a break. MSM are full of shit gov propaganda arms.

  21. Too bad he wasnt caught with a rentboy. But there is still time for that. 😆
    Hopefully the humiliation causes him to go into his garagecwoth a stool and rope.
    Goodbye Hancock. 💀

  22. And how has that turd Javid popped up again?
    I thought that fucker flushed ages ago.

    Also, is it true that woke new man knobheads and piss poor Incredible String Band impersonators, Mumford and Cunts are on the brink of splitting and blubbering about being ‘bullied’ by those Antifa dickeheads? Pure fucking comedy.

  23. I don’t care about Hancock’s private affairs, what I do care about is his failure in his duty. The Coronavirus act he conjured up within around a week in March 2020 has facilitated unnecessary deaths, loss of jobs, businesses and people’s homes and has had a detrimental effect on the healthcare and wellbeing of millions.

    For many, this will be irreversible and will no doubt contribute to further unnecessary deaths.

    For his breaches of his own Coronavirus Act, he needs to face prosecution then a recall petition to allow his constituents to decide whether he is fit to continue as an MP. I think we know what the answer what be from those who will also take into account his home wreckind activities.

    The people need a scalp now to remind those cunts who they work for.

    • The majority of Parliament should be in fucking jail, at the minimum. They’ve all presided over this lockdown strategy which is nothing but self-destruction of the country for ulterior purposes.

      Greatest crime of the century.

      • I wonder how many MPs have been sitting in their offices looking up at their smoke alarms since this shit came to light?

        Wonder how many have stood on the chair for a closer look? Too late mutha fuckers, given this footage of Hancock was from months ago, you can bet that all devices that were planted were removed before this was leaked.

        The cunts guilty of anything will never know if they have been recorded until the shit hits the fan. Be assured, Hancock wasn’t the only cunt caught on camera.

    • Hancock said one thing and did another. He told the country what to do and then did something else himself. And why not? He was a government minister wasn’t he? It’s what they do. No point in being special and reaching an exalted position if you’re not going to take advantage. Like fixing your bird up with a job. At least he was paying her himself. Oh wait a minute, no he wasn’t, we were.
      At least we still have Boris, who was quite happy with the arrangement and refused to sack him. Loyalty to your colleagues, you have to admire that.

      • I was actually expecting a ‘No10 rose garden press conference’ from Hancock as he tried to cling on to that ministerial car and extra dish.

        Greedy fucker needs extracted from politics for good. As long as cunts exposed like him can remain, they destroy their own credibility and public’s trust.

  25. Some countries talking openly about purpose built quarantine centres (concentration camp?) and tenders are being filled for Covid marshalls until 2023 in the UK.
    What happened to 3 weeks to flatten the curve?

    Is there anybody out there who went along with the narrative and even went as far a getting jabbed, who is now prepared to consider something is definitely fishy….

    • I never, ever thought I would see a South Park episode come true.

  26. Profumo, Major, Mellor, Hancock.

    As call girl Norma Levy once said (of her own fling with Jeff Archer) “Life’s better under the Conservatives”.

    Reassuringly all white, Tory & male. I look forward to the day Granny Rayner formally initiates new member Bercow into the brotherhood and sets up hone with him in Bootle.

  27. It’s a serious love affair, started in May, last month? No wonder he has Cock in his name. Should be Hancunt.

  28. What’s with all these little editorial comments appearing on certain comments. Has the Government censorship extended to this last bastion of free speech now? Are the owners getting nervous?

    Yes I’m Matt Hancock and I’m here for my £5. Or this site has admins… and they type stuff to helpfully point out things or be sarcastic. Mainly sarcastic. Having reviewed your post history I can safely say you don’t need to worry, the Government will want to read it less than I do. – DA

  29. I nearly choked on my coffee last week when Boris spoke about ‘a real opportunity of traveling abroad for those who have been double jabbed’.

    Not to be confused with the return to a normal summer he spoke about in January when announcing continuing lockdiwn until end of February.

    I bet the cunt starts talking about ‘a normal Christmas’ this year when he delivers his July installment of lies and doesn’t lift his lockdown restrictions. Anyone buying his ‘saving Christmas lies’ is frankly beyond all help.

    • Looks like Boris’s theft of people’s freedoms is right out the window. This government left the public behind in March / April 2020 when they started feeding us lies at every opportunity. https://youtu.be/7xmMDhFNHZo

  30. Here’s a thought, what’s the chances that the slimey cunt Hancock put them cameras there himself to record footage of meetings between him and others and some cunt hacked him / his computer and grabbed footage?

    I imagine Matt the rat is the kind of scumbag who would like to gather ‘insurance’ for future use in keeping himself ‘comfy’ After all, does anybody seriously believe he got that ministerial role on qualifications or merit in the first place?

    Strange also Brandon Lewis (who always defends party wrongdoers and helps them cling on like barnicles) seems to be making more noise about finding out how cameras got there / footage leaked than he did about Hancock’s criminality itself.

    The ones usually making most noise who are all silent now need a watching.

    MSPs in the Scottish Parliament Holyrood better watch out too, as Westminster wasn’t likely the only building that has had Humza Yousaf style smoke detectors installed.

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