Jeremy Clarkson (5)

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Jeremy Clarkson is a cunt.

I – like every other cunt – has seen Clarkson’s ‘rant’ at Manchester City supporters after Chelsea won the Champions League.

Now, while I have no love for the Gorton Globetrotters or their knobhead fans (the Berties), I have to laugh at Clarkson being a Chelsea fan. A Chelsea fan since when? Since the days of Peter Osgood, Terry Venables, Chopper Harris and John Hollins? Or how about the 80s era? With Colin Pates, Pat Nevin, Gordon Durie and the great Kerry Dixon? Or did he become a true blue after a certain Ivan oligarch took over and cunts like John Terry, Ashley Cole, and Didier Drogba arrived? Ah, I think we’ve got it.

Clarkson was born in Doncaster. Very near London that, isn’t it? And how many times did he go to the very mean and moody Stamford Bridge in the 70s and 80s? Never, I’ll wager.

Like so many latterday Chelsea ‘supporters’ like that Blur cunt, Albarn and that twat, David Baddiel, Clarkson is just another Johnny Cunt Lately wanker who ‘discovered’ football after it became a corporate monster with the Premiership and Sky TV. City are an easy target, which is understandable. But a nu-footie bandwagon jumping cunt like Clarkson, gobbing off like he’s Chelsea hardcore or a lifelong fan? Even the Berties deserve better than that.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/clarkson-celebrates-chelsea-champions-league-24238804

Nominated by: Norman

51 thoughts on “Jeremy Clarkson (5)”

  1. Yeah there’s plenty of them…….Blair, who used to hero worship Jackie Milburn, sitting in the Gallowgate end, despite the fact there were no seats then and Milburn retired when Phoney Tony was 3 years old. Pigshagger Cameron who is a Villa fan but got them mixed up with West Ham. (Similar coloured shirts) Piers fucking Morgan, you name some publicity hungry sleb and they’ll be at the big games with a fistful of tickets no other cunt can get their hands on. These are the sort of tourists you get at Premier League grounds these days, the sort of cunts who clap politely when the virtue signallers get on their knees. The sort of cunts the new grounds like Arsenal and Spurs are designed for. Fucking p*nces, fuck the lot of them.

    • So true. I was in two minds about renewing season ticket this year. I did, but think I made the wrong choice. Atmosphere at Emirates (that in itself is a fucking aberation) is shit.

    • Andy Burnham is another of these cunts, Freddie. The little twat said that his dad had a loyalty to ‘all football’, and that he was there at the first United game after the Munich Air Crash. Which basically means his father wasn’t a United fan at all and when he went (if he did, which I strongly doubt), he was jumping on a bandwagon. Like father, like son, suppose. And anyway, the little Scouse rat is so far up the arse of Man City’s Abu Dhabi cartel, he could never claim any ties to Old Trafford.

      • Cunt of a man.who seems to be popping up a bit too much spouting bollocks for my liking. Tony taught all these cunts how to lie, or honed the skills of the cunts already partial to telling the odd porkie.

  2. I agree that Jeremy Clarkson is a cunt.
    He is also a gobshite.
    But just because he happens to have been born in Doncaster doesn’t mean that he has to support that local team for the rest of his life.

    Chelsea has supporters from all over the world. Many of whom would probably not be able to find London on a map.
    This is common with all major football clubs.
    Are they all cunts too?

    And as far as offering an opinion.
    Does a supporter really have to know the history of a club going back 50 years?
    How many visits to the home ground over how many years does a fan have to make before his opinion is valid?

    I’m sorry Norman, but your nomination sounds like some sort of snobbery.

    • What a mate of mine (a Spurs fan from London) said about Gazza in 1990 sums up cunts like Clarkson.

      What he said was ‘Everybody loves Gazza now, after the (1990) World Cup. But will they stand in the cold and pissing rain, cheering him on at a cup tie in January at Ayresome Park like I will?’

      There is the difference between true supporter and celebrity gloryhunting bellend like Clarkson.

  4. As many aficionados of this site will already know, Danny D, the versatile¹ porn actor, has a tattoo on his left forearm consisting of the capital letters C H E L S E A, in a 5-point pseudo-Gothic font. Does this make him a fan, I wonder, or was it perhaps an expression of irony by his “scratcher”?

    What is it that construes “fan-dom”? When I lived in Turkey from 1998-2002 and was briefly engaged in a project at the Kara Harp Okulu, I rapidly became aware that literally all the cadets had heard of Manchester United FC, even though many were unaware (and unconcerned) that Manchester is a largish city in the north of England. Similarly, in Chengdu China there was a large “Manchester United shop” merchandising paraphernalia to the eager locals, most of whom did not even know where England is.

    Were they fans? I think not. Most of the Chinese had never kicked a ball in their lives, although the Turkish cadets were genuinely keen on soccer.

    ¹ I am reliably informed that Mr D began his career as exclusively gay, but later diversified into a more mixed milieu

    • You certainly know your onions when it comes to gay porn actors!
      😀😀

      • Couldn’t give a fuck what team Jeremy supports.
        Know he likes 80s poodle rock like whitesnake,
        Has a bubble perm
        And is the kind of bloke who wears a sports coat with the sleeves rolled up,
        Possibly a wearer of cowboy boots too .

      • Footnotes – is that our favourite poster, CS, making another grand return?

      • Yep.
        CS has multiple names Paul,
        Hes always about despite admin occasionally losing their rag and blocking a alias.
        As he said himself, his aliases are unlimited.
        Thats fair to say CS isn’t it?

      • Could be an imposter, Paul, you never can be sure. Not that grand, but not too bad.

        Certainly CS is easy meat to emulate. His dry cleaner’s best friend’s 14 year old could be having a go, perhaps?

      • As I (probably unwisely) threw my two penneth in about the Vern spat, I’m going to do the same about C.S…..I genuinely can’t understand why people get so aerated…I freely admit that I can’t be bothered to wade my way right through his longer and more obscure deposits but I enjoy his odd sly little digs and obvious disdain for a site that he seems unable to ignore.

        Let him rattle on…I have rarely (if ever) seen him resort to the kind of personal attacks and hissy fits ( myself,on occasion admittedly) that have been posted.

        If people don’t like his shit..don’t other sorting through it.

        PS….Clarkson doesn’t need football to be a knob.

      • To expand…I often think “…isaCunt” is rather like a local Pub. used to be. There are the ones that you sit with and tend to agree with…the more considered ones who have an opinion but don’t get drunk enough to shout it from the rooftops….the ones who blather mindless shite…the ones who don’t agree with you and dislike your loudmouthed braying but don’t engage …the reasonable ones prepared to listen and indulge in a bit of banter without it getting out of hand…..and the ones who you actively dislike.

        Wouldn’t want to see any of them banned or chased away..

      • PS….I,of course, own my own vast private Pub. where I have banned The Gays,The Sooties, Fat People, Ramblers.
        Pushbikers etc…etc.

        The Hounds and I are not your average genial Host.

      • PPS….I’m going shopping in town this morning….unsure whether to wear a mask or not…anyone got any thoughts on the matter ?

      • I only wear a mask when entering premises whose proprietors require me to do so.

        After the 21st I will not wear a mask anywhere unless threatened with grievous bodily harm.

      • I like wearing a mask in the supermarket, see a nice bit of totty with a nice tight arse and can mouth a phwoooar without anyone seeing it.

        I think I will continue with the mask 😂

      • @ Dick

        In case you’re unaware, it is also mandatory to take the knee on entering a shop, and again when paying at the checkout.

  5. I used to go to Chelsea in the 70s as a kid,to watch the fights. They had a dwarf as a mascot they used throw around as well. Never watched much football.

  6. I hate football, I would never pretend to like any of it. Other people that don’t actually like it should do the same. The only person that look like more of a cunt than a football supporters is a fake football supporter.

    • Aye I only put it on yesterday to watch the wet cunts kneel down to bleks but the BBCistan but they covered it up with graphics or some such.
      Mrs Terry tried watching it but pronounced it Fucking shit.
      A Zombie sport.

  7. Over the last 20 years football has become a luvies pursuit the fans like me who went in the 70’s and 80’s don’t go that much. What was once is now lost to the rich and pathetic, bit like the players let them have it.. Fuck off down and watch non league.

  8. If football is that big in life that it defines who you are you need to get a life. Personally I don’t give a toss. Even players and managers have lives outside the game.

    Sorry norm not a dig at you but I despair at people who spend their time living around the circus if football businesses that don’t know they exist.

  9. I thought celebrity football bandwagon jumping was a nineties thing. Zoe Ball declaring her lifelong passion for Manchester Rovers. David Mellor and Johnny Major regaling folk with tales of high jinks at Chelsea’s shed end. Frank Skinner and Adrian Chiles boring everyone to death about West Brom and earning tv shows and free tickets off the back of it.
    Clarkson always declared that he preferred rugby like a good public school boy should, so where this bullshit came from, god only knows.

  10. Let’s not forget super anarchist Russell brand and his private booth at West Ham.

  11. ***Breaking Football News (only around 12 hours late) from your resident ISAC football correspondent and expert, R.T. Creampuff***

    Gary Neville (another football expert) speaks out:

    “Our biggest assets is our manager. He is willing to make the unpopular decisions and the decisions that some of us at times don’t think he should make. But he knows that group better than anyone and he knows how to get a performance and a result better than anyone. Getting them to take the knee was a stroke of sheer genius!”

    https://www.skysports.com/football/news/29326/12331948/gary-neville-gareth-southgate-is-englands-biggest-asset

    😂

  12. Clarkson has always made a knob of himself and he knows it. He’s never taken himself too seriously so if he wants to follow Chelsea let the Chelsea fans be embarrassed by him. There are bigger sleb cunts out there swearing allegiance to football clubs. Ant and Dec quite happily slag off their team. Tom Hanks and Prince Baldy are Villa fans, Sly Stallone loves Everton. There are hundreds of these plastic fans out there. In the grand scheme Clarkson is fuck all and at least if he is a ‘fan’ he can say “I was in Portugal when Chelsea won the Champions league’. I think you just have to let it go.

  13. Lets not forget that it used to me Man Yew that had the ‘lifelong supporters’. Back in the 90s Viz found a man in Coventry (probably that cunt out of Fun Boy 3) who was reckoned to be the ‘lifelong fan’ living closest to Old Trafford.

    Prawn sandwich anyone?

    None of the Premier cunts have any connection with the cities they are named for. Franchises of cunts.

    • Oh, I saw ’em all at Old Trafford in the 90s, Cunstable. That Angus Deayton cunt, Zoe Ball, Vic Reeves, Ulrika-kunt-kunt-kunt, that fat bald fuck from NeverEnders (Phil Thingy), Eamonn Holmes, the Spice Dogs (Becks, you fool), that screeching Welsh slag from Catatoina, James Nesbitt, and numerous Britpop and TV tossers of the time. All those cunts who were in Cold Feet for a start.

      I know Mick Fucknall is a United supporter since childhood. But he’s such an insufferable arrogant big time cunt, I include him in the celebrity cunts section.

      • Cold feet.

        That crock of shite needs a belated cunting in its own right.

  14. I smell money.
    Clarkson has never expressed any interest in football before.
    Who’s paying him to pretend?

  15. Off topic
    .
    GB news now up and running. First guest was John Barnes ffs.
    Sound quality is awful with bad lip sync but early days so they may sort that out.
    I won’t judge yet and after all it’s not mainstream.

  16. Clarksons kids got him into “footy”-he used to write articles about loving “school rugger” games, because of all the lonely, wealthy yummy-mummies who turned out to watch Sebastian and Tarquin get booted around the field.

    Clarkson is now a farmer. He is shagging his very own “Princess nut-nuts” who he has made farm manager.
    Cunt

  17. I can’t understand slebs pretending to be football fans. The results are usually ludicrous, like David Cameron pretending to be a football fan and then embarrassing himself by showing he knew nothing about the team he said he supported (as per your first post). He made himself look even more of a colossal prick than usual. I take pride in my ignorance of football.

      • Never believed a word that came out of that shiny plastic faced cunt, more so after he got on tow with the Clegg cunt.

    • Supporter? Yeah right. Anyone can say ‘who won the league? I’ll support them then.’ The ones who won it are usually the ones with the most money. We can all pick a club and say we’re supporters to try to associate ourselves with success.
      I’ve supported the same club for sixty years because it was my home town and I still live here. They’ve been shit for 95% of that time but that’s the way it goes.

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