#I don’t care too much for money, unless it comes from Donald Duck#
Disney + and The (two surviving) Beatles are cunts.
Peter Jackson’s ‘Get Back’ film will now be in three two hour parts (six fucking hours!) and it will only be available on the subscription only Disney+.
The Beatles Anthology was put on ITV in 1995, so all fans could see it. But now the only option the public has got is Disney+ and fans can either like it or fuck off. How times change.
Of course Beatles fans will buy the DVDs. But there’s a chance it won’t even come out, as Disney now ‘don’t do physical releases’. And for those who don’t have Disney+, its just tough tits, because Disney and Apple (the Beatles Apple) don’t give a fuck. Not every Beatles fan in this world is made of money or can afford TV subscriptions on top of the (BBC cunts) TV licence.
It’s a cast iron certainty that Disney+ will hang this out, repeat it many times, and delay or veto any sort of DVD release. The Mandalorian hasn’t even been released on DVD or Blu-Ray yet, and that was on two years ago. So I reckon Disney will milk the Beatles Pay Per View cash cow for as long as they can. In other words, Fabs fans with limited budgets are screwed.
Nominated by: Norman
My lawyer advises me that digital piracy is an ever present danger on the Internet.
So Mickey Mouse and his corporate masters are fucked.
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Disney have the same business approach as John Gotti.
Gimme da fookin money!
Unfortunately for you Norman you can either subscribe, go without, watch the same archive footage on other formats,
Maybe take Mickey Mouse hostage?
Not like theres new footage is it?
Stick to the album’s and fuck Disney.
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As it’s Peter Jackson, it will probably be a love letter to Yoko-Fucking-Ono.
In fact he should get his “muse” Andy Serkis to portray Ono-he is, after all, good at portraying disgustingly ugly, grasping little freaks with a weird voice😀👍
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Didn’t the Beatles still all get along making let it be and the documentary maker just chose all the bits where they were sulking as they knew they were breaking up to fit the story?
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No.
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6 hours of the screeching fake eccentric Yoko Ono from Satanic Disney? No thanks.
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I’d as soon spend 6 years studying to become Dianne Abbott’s proctologist,6 months measuring up the job,6 weeks with my uncovered arm up the hole followed by six days tonguing her rectum clean than watch 6 fucking hours of another documentary about that bunch of old Farts.
#John Lennon…no longer composing..now decomposing.
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Morning your Highness.
May I enquire as to the playlist at Fiddler Towers?
I imagine the hounds and yourself might enjoy an eclectic mix of rousing classical (Wagner/Elgar/Grieg/Beethoven), well crafted guitar driven rock (Zeppelin/AC-DC, Dire Straights), and some light hearted pop, whilst carrying out evictions if trespassers in your vast estates (Kylie/Aqua/Take That),
Perhaps you could enlighten us🤔
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We can’t be bothered with such childish nonsense..we only own one piece of music..a 78 of “Ride of the Valkyries ( I believe some fucking film director copied our choice) which we play at full volume through the vast speakers bolted onto the roof of the Hilux as we accelerate to ramming speed when seeing mullet-haired pushbikers in front of us….
Most musicians are Homosexuals and probably have several Sexually Transmitted Diseases.
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How right you are-I know lots of musicians and they are all deviants😢
I am of course the exception to this rule.
Excellent song choice-Great uncle Addy would approve 👍
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Morning,General
Morning,All.
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PS….I was economical with the truth when I said that we only owned one piece of music…we used some of the loot from our latest vast subsidy cheque to buy Abba’s back-catalogue of “songs”..we plan to have a ceremonial burning of all copies and master-tapes at next year’s Gay Pride event.
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A variation on the theme of “Procurator Fistal”, n’est-ce pas Herr Fiedler?
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When it comes to the Dismally Corporation I chose “Fuck Off”. Got my Red and Blue Beatles albums on my iPod Classic. It’s all I need.
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Thought love is all you need?
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Indeed MNC. That and 4000 holes in Blackburn, Lancashire. A useful place to dump the Dismal Corporation executives and all the cheap and nasty merchandising crap they have flooded the world with.
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I think its time Disney reformed the Beatles.
Two still alive, and a perfect chance to make them more diverse!
Maybe chuck in a black?
Fashionable!
Or a raspberry?
Wheelchair and crutches on Abbey road revisited.
Disney are missing a trick here,
Few dollars more to be wrung from the fab four yet!
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There was some rumour that Paul McCartney was actually dead and a look-a-like stood in for him in the Abbey Road album cover photo…I wish it wasn’t just a rumour..although,to be fair, the look-a-like who has been posing as McCartney ever since must be a monumental Cunt too.
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Morning Dick,
Now Lindas dead, and im not suggesting for a minute McCartney was in anyway involved in that,
As far as I know he has a alibi,
Wonder if he now eats meat?
He was probably only a vegetarian to stop her fuckin moaning?
I heard after the funeral he went for a kebab?
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Miserable-after Linda he did indeed eat meat-a one-legged porker☹️
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The Paul is dead conspiracy is hilarious as most of the ‘proof’ involves listening to songs backwards and him not wearing shoes on the abbey road cover/facing backwards on the reverse.
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Tuneless auld trout got the last laugh though,didn’t she ?…A legacy of “Mull of fucking Kintyre” and Veggie sausages….even Stalin couldn’t top that for pure Cuntishness.
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You forgot the “Frog Song”, “Ebony & Ivory” and “No more lonely nights”.
All crimes against music👎
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I wonder if Macca is ever tortured by the smell of bacon butties or beefburgers? I bet he’s had scores of sneaky sausage and black pudding sandwiches and meat pies while Sgt Major Linda wasn’t looking.
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More Macca steaming musical turds. CG:
The Girl Is Mine and Say Say Say (both with Creepo Jacko)
Freedom (his dreadful 9/11 ‘tribute’)
Spies Like Us (the song is as shit as the film)
Wonderful Christmas Time (sounds like Frank Sidebottom)
Mull of Cuntyre (say no more)
Press (his gruesome mid 80s nadir)
Once Upon A Long Ago (see above)
Give Ireland Back To The Irish (banned because it was shit)
Monkberry Moon Delight (pure up his own arse drivel)
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Jokes about Linda McCartney are prosthetic.
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Sorry not Linda McCartney Heather Mills
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It upsets me greatly that this discussion is now focusing upon that pruned faced old cunt Mcshartney.
I bet he still has nightmares about a peg legged witch stealing his wallet after fellating his withered songbird.
Fuck off.
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Heather Mills had a great pair of tits though.
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I wouldn’t give Disney the steam off my shit.
And Jackson needs to get the Boys back together for a proper Bad Taste sequel. Preferably made for about 50 quid like the first one…
Actually the Beatles car was in Bad Taste if I remember correctly – DA
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Jackson will have to go on a diet if he wants to play Derek again…
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Norman, your memory must be failing you! What about the third (alive) Beatle, Yoko?
Awoken early by ghastly workers digging the road up 🙁
Fuck off!
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#MeToo!
CityFibre. The cunts have dug up our pavements at least 3 times in the last year.
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The wheels of industry turning I suppose 👀 Noisy vermin 😷
Guten Morgen, RTC
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Morgen, mein freund.
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And Pete Best is still alive and all, so there are four Beatles still walking the earth.
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Peter Jackson had the uncanny ability to turn The Hobbit book into an 8 hour film so 6 a hour slog for The Beatles seems moderate in comparison.
Peter Jackson’s finest moment was the legendary Braindead in my opinion.
Disney are just cunts.
Good Morning
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The only bit I am remotely arsed about is seeing the entire rooftop gig from 30th January 1969. But that’s only about 45 minutes, so what the fuck is the rest of it going to be? I bet it doesn’t include George Harrison quitting the band on January 10. That would spoil the ‘we didn’t hate each other really, honest!’ idea of Jackson’s film.
Who knows? Maybe Disney will make it an exclusive Beatles and Star Wars bad taste crossover? Where Boba Fett rockets in and shoots Yoko? Come to think of, it, I’d actually pay to watch that.
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The bastards have landed 😆
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Norman-that entire rooftop gig is on youtube
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Two enterprises well past their sell by dates.
All you need is.. a rolling monthly subscription fee of $19.95
We all live in a.. corporate whore machine.
Ahhh, look at all the.. stupid cunts.
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To the tune of A Day In The Life.
I’d love to rob you blind (cue orchestral apocalypse)
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Made the bus in seconds flat.
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke,
And some cunt was playing drill rap and I started to scream,
Ahhhhhhhh-ahhahhah-ahhahhahaah-rsehole..
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Unless you have other ways of watching whatever you want for a very limited amount a year…………
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Exactly! And my limited amount equals fuck all to watch what I want, including free ppv 🧐 Good bliss you IPTV 😀
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Fuck me – you couldn’t pay me to watch that shite.
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If you really want this shit, I’m sure it will be on Pirate Bay soon if not already..
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I bought the ‘Anthology’ DVD boxed set when it first came out 18 years ago. And the unfeasibly large and unwieldy coffee table book. Never got around to watching the DVDs and only glanced at the book once.
The original albums are, of course, ace. Still play them occasionally, and selected bootlegs.
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Will always love The Beatles’ output up to ‘Revolver’ (still the best album of all time for my money), but then it all got a bit overblown.
Once that fucking harridan Ono appeared on the scene it was death by a thousand cuts. You couldn’t see or hear anything with Lennon without that pig ugly cow sticking her oar in.
As for Macca, well I’d say that the last decent song he wrote was ‘Blackbird’, and he’s been winging it (no pun intended) since.
As for Disney, I wouldn’t give those avaricious, money-grabbing cunts the skin off a fart. Fuckers.
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Morning RTC
I bought the stereo Vinyl box set a couple of years back with the lavish book that came with it. Love it !!!
I wonder how much more they will milk The Beatles ?
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The Anthology is pretty good, RTC. But the bootleg ‘Director’s Cut’ is better. Because, in that version, George Harrison tells us what he really thought about Yoko Fucking Ono (he hated her basically) and it’s interesting to see the others try to explain away John Lennon’s spaz impersonations.
They were also cunts though. For not allowing Pete Best to tell his side of the story (he was a Beatle after all). Also, Allen Klein interviews would have made it more fun. On the plus side, it is totally Yoko-less, she doesn’t say a fucking word. So there’s that, I suppose.
Quite liked the documentary Eight Days a week too. Just don’t watch Danny Boyle’s Yesterday. That film was awful. – DA
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I’ve seen Yesterday, DA, and I agree. It’s total woke crap.
Ed Sheercunt alone is reason to never see it again.
Jackson should have done a six hour Led Zeppelin film. Featuring all the nasty bits, interviews with groupies, classic live footage and a free mudshark with every DVD.
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Get it when it’s available on Piratebay. I’m not paying Disney or any Cunt for it
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It looks like I won’t be able to see this Disney film about the Beatles.
That’s a relief.
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Anyone remember the plastic Beatles guitar and plastic mop top wig ?
I’ve seen it recently in a second hand record shop going for £400 😱
I should of hang on to mine .
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I have several first pressing singles of Beatles songs here-I imagine they are quite valuable👍
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Another win for coercive marketing, then. It says something for that, as well as the mediocrity of more recent music, that anyone’s remotely interested in the Beatles’ half-century-old output. It’s yet more mystifying that, the target audience presumably consist of people who remember the 60s/70s – though, I grant you, some will be suffering from memory loss – and know most of the material in the film already. My advice to anyone feeling aggrieved by being unable to obtain this sucker bait is, get a life.
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The daft cunts made that film too early. The Beatles should have waited six to nine months and then the film would have included all the ding dongs with Klein and those horrible Eastman cunts, Phil Spector going off his rocker, Yoko Fucking Ono bringing her bed into the recording studio, the band suing each other, and all the other venom and skullduggery from late 1969 and 1970.
It would have been more entertaining than the original Let It Be film. On that note, has Michael Lindsay Hogg’s original 1970 film now been ‘cancelled’? With Jackson’s happy clappy new version replacing it?
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Rumour is Harry and Megain are going to record a Beatles classic.
‘Everybody’s Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Monkey’.
But, who will be doing the lead vocals? Could be either of them…
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Ha ha ha👍
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Subscription TV is a scam, Fuck off, showbox on Kodi use to be good value whilst it lived.
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