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David Mitchell on Have I Got News For You last night was an absolute cunt.

Yes, I was a cunt myself for watching it, was waiting for the new Partridge. Anyway, there was a significant portion of last night’s show dedicated to cunting Martin Bashir, culminating in an acutely embarrassing rant from guest host David Mitchell basically absolving the BBC of blame (or at least ignoring the fact that they covered up for him) and slating the Tories for potentially using the scandal to dismantle the BBC which, apparently, is “loved”.

Apparently, this incident doesn’t matter because “the news is a boring programme” and not as important as drama and comedy – never mind the fact that Bashir’s revelations were on Panorama, the BBC built it’s reputation worldwide on it’s journalism and reporting you stupid infantile cunt!

The whole arrogant “nothing-to-do-with-us” attitude reminded me of that episode they made after Savile was revealed as a nonce, when Graham Linehan made a similar speech lambasting the press for daring to criticise auntie beeb for sheltering the UK’s most prolific nonce and keeping him supplied with victims.

Cunts: the BBC is not loved anymore. As an institution it is completely bereft morally yet at the same time maintains an extremely patronising pontificating left-wing stance. It clearly hates and sneers at the majority of this country (i.e. the white working class) so why does it think we love it?

When you cunts get defunded no-one will care.

Mitchell’s rant: https://twitter.com/i/status/1398382627854376975

Linehan on Savile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0-eMtJlis0

Nominated by: Seanie

81 thoughts on “David Mitchell (2)”

  1. If you lay down with mangy dogs you get fleas! If you are on the payroll of a corrupt institution you become morally bankrupt!

    Ipso fatso….Don’t pay your licence fee!

    Fuck off!

  2. Waiting for the new Partridge’.

    Oh dear. too bad, never mind. We are here for you.

    • Thinking the same CC, Partridge is a flogged one trick pony, just like Mitchell since the end of Peep Show!

    • Sorry Cuntstable, didn’t see your comment, I was too busy dealing with an inappropriate horn.

      • I trust that the picture of David Mitchell wasn’t the cause of your inappropriate horn. 😁

      • No. A scantily clad Japanese sex robot walked past my window wearing a facemask.

        Not inappropriate at all, come to think of it.

  4. I’m sure lord DF has shot a few partridge.
    Can you get partridge Fray Bentos pies? I’ve not had one in ages. 🙂

  5. I used to think Mitchell was ok because his comedy was non-political and non-woke. Now I see he’s the same as the rest of them with his head up his backside. The BBC is not loved. It’s despised.

  6. MItchell has had his furry, socially awkward chops nestling in Victoria Coren’s tits for far too long.

    This is the only explantion I can muster for his love of the bosom of the BBC.

    This ‘oh so clever’ prick with his strangled diction is as welcome as syphillis in a hot tub.

    • The mention of Victoria gave me the horn. An appropriate one of course.

      • Sticky Vicky used to be a good egg but that was back in the days of the Pokeher Tours before she got on tow with this fuck nugget. Apparently she’s a bit of a gusher and her fellow opponents couldn’t wait to see the river.

  7. That comment on your Twitter link…,

    Having the freedom to speak like that about the BBC WHILST speaking on the BBC is the reason we NEED the BBC.

    What a 42 carat cretin! If Mitchell had spoken of the bbc over representing ethnics, it’s one sided views on climate change, political bias or its innate love of a cover up, he’d never be seen on the beeb again. Yet thick as pig shit people like him believe it’s a bastion of free speech.
    Mitchell is just another bbc indoctrinated performer who’d say anything to protect his career. He possibly even believes it all.
    Oh and he’s a cunt for being able to pull Victoria Coren and play with her fantastic tits!

    • Ive always loathed this ducky little cunt.
      Is it his goofy teeth?
      His bulgy eyes?
      The fact he has too much saliver in his gob, so his mouth is always wet?
      Is it because he looks like a Nick Parks animated penguin?
      Is it just hes a precious little home counties qu££r?
      Sort of ,yeah.

  8. Mitchell is another of the Islington dinner party set who believe that they know better than the “Plebs”…they sit in their self-congratulatory bubble and sneer at anyone who doesn’t agree with their “truth bombs”….someone who questions unlimited imigration?….a racist….Someone who has had enough of the incestuous BBC?….ignorant and needs educating….Brexit supporter?….Gammon Little-Englander…however their chief contempt is for the white working-class…Mitchell and his type really despise them.

    I did enjoy Peep Show so thought that I’d see what “Upstart Crow” was like….utter shite was the answer. I now switch over as soon as his flabby pallid face pops up on the telly…can’t stand the whiny,sneering,sanctimonious.tedious…but above all,unfunny Cunt.

    PS…I bet he got a note from Mummy every week to avoid rugby…so probably a Scofield type who enjoys getting fisted by his wife ( who I actually quite like)

  9. Any cunt that needs to use the BBC to promote themselves is a cunt.

    While all of the suggested comedicunts are cunts in my opinion the worst one is Mrs Browns Boys.

    How this absolute shitefest ever got past the pilot is beyond me and now there’s cunty DVD’s and tours (pre COVID).

    I’d rather eat yellow snow.

    • Mrs Brown’s Boys is the worst thing to come out of Oireland since the 1970s IRA bombing campagin.

      • Mrs Brown’s Boys is the worst thing to come out of Potatoland since U2’s 1988 pompous bottom burp, Rattle and Cunt.

    • Add all non funny cunt comedians that came through the BBC comedian farm that is the Apollo. The show where unfunny cunts are guaranteed their shit jokes will get laughed at because the audience laugh regardless when those next to them laugh and they are all in fear of getting caught on camera not laughing and possibly being accused of being too dumb to get the unfunny joke. This Apollo BBC comedy farm is responsible for breeding most of the unfunny cunts that appear on our screens today and it has massively contributed to the demise of proper British comedy as the lefty snowflake cunts all fall in to tow the BBC PC unfunny line

  10. BBC?
    June dinghy lips pissing 100 million of our money up the wall on any old bollocks which demonises whitey as Al-Beeb plead poverty.
    P*edo and r*pist Jimmy Saville allowed to carry on with the knowledge and approval of the BBC.
    The best broadcaster in the world degenerating into a mouthpiece and apologist for savages, p*edos, terrorists and the dangerous hateful extreme far left.
    Defund these traitor rats – and give that Partridge a cartridge!

    • Mitchell and that bitch Coren. Imagine living next door to those two fucks? Self satisfied smug know all cunts in stereo.

  12. I saw this wee cunt in Waverly station in Edinburgh. If his arse was any closer to the ground it would need a wheel. He is indeed an vile little cunt. Yes I know I’m being heightist but don’t care. DM you are short but make up for it in full on cuntiness.

    • Uttercunt@
      Your not alone.
      Amongst my many predjudices im a confirmed heightist .
      Hes only a pygmy because its trendy!

  14. Peep Show was fucking great, a classic even. But since then, everything he’s done has been fucking shite.

    One trick pony who thinks he knows best ‘for the little people’. A sneering champagne socialist shitgobbler.

    • And wasn’t Peep Show a ch4 production? Yet he sucks up to the BBC like his life depended on it.

    • Peep Show wasn’t written by Mitchell and Webb, that’s why it isn’t a steaming pile of shite.

  15. DM is definitely a onetrick pony, relying o peep show to big up his influence at Islington dinner parties.

    Very much like that other onetrick cunt Steve coogan, who constantly falls back on his tiresome Partridge character just in people forget who he is!

    Both are well fed and well paid by their BBC overlords and therefore feel obligated to defend the corporation on pain of no more work.

  16. Gave up HIGNFY around the time of Project Fear.

    Don’t have any time for Mitchell or his wife, nor any of today’s so called comedians (with the notable exceptions of Richard Herring, Sean Lock, Jimmy Carr, Mick Flanagan and Omid Djalili) who between the fucking lot of them haven’t to date raised even the hint of a smile.

    Why and how the public pay to go to watch political, unfunny, unoriginal, PC garbage is beyond me.

    Perhaps comedy is dead, or as a heckler cleverly once shouted out at comedian doing his Star Trek routine “It’s comedy, but not as we know it”.

    • WS@ – Andrew Lawrence and Geoff Norcott are well worth a listen – not much in the way of “political correctness” there! 😀👍
      Mitchell must have a cock like a blind cobblers thumb to get funbags Coren into the sack, and I am sure they enjoy a post coitus treat by reading “how to be a sneering lefty cunt” by Gary Lineker.
      It’s kind of required reading at the BBC.

  17. I had the misfortune to hear him ranting on about slippery cunt Bashir the other night.

    Talking out of his arse but still managing to sound like some fucker is pinching his nose while he spouts his incoherent shite.
    The BBC is continuing to die a slow death for a multitude of reasons so it’s pathetic to point the blame at the likes of wankers like Bashir.

    Mitchell is the type to sneer and look down on the working class while sitting in a corner of his bedroom jacking off his microscopic cock while his wife gets culturally enriched by a gang of dinghy riders.
    He wouldn’t fucking dare complain either cos that’d be sexist and racist.

    Cunt.

    • his cock is definitely a chode, judging from his misshapen excuse for a torso.

    • Yeah, the cunt speaks just at like that other cunt Vince Can who has the same multi tasking ability of talking while their nose seems to be smelling the most putrid shite.

  18. The way Mitchell was raised is why he regards the BBC as untouchable.
    He wouldn’t of been allowed to watch Tiswas as its on ITV and to his mummy &daddy ‘common’.
    So Noel fuckin Edmonds it is for Mitchell jr!
    He’ll believe that shopping anywhere that isnt Waitrose or M&S is also common,
    Despite the same product being cheaper and all retail companies being just money making businesses, essentially the same.
    He’ll also be taught that what grandfather and great grandfather did in the army was wrong and racist,
    And theres nothing worse than that.
    He’ll also have been taught that nice boys who go nice schools know best and should get their own way.
    Dry yer mouth yer drooling goggle eyed twat.

    • I’d like to watch some televised entertainment based solely on this wet commie cunt being run over by a Panzer IV.

  19. Back in the old days of Jimmy Savile, Rolf Harris, Stuart Hall and all the other child molesters, at least the BBC provided entertainment. Under the new virtue signalling woke Nazis, entertainment is strictly off the agenda.

    The BBC can fuck off. Mitchell can fuck off. Coogan can fuck off. Broadcasting their opinionated filth to the feeble minded and self loathing is pure cunt. Marxist scum of the first water.

    • Jimmy savile was always a bit of a creepy cunt.
      But im gutted about Stuart Hall an Rolf Harris.
      Its a knockout with Hall laughing so hard he couldn’t breathe was fuckin brilliant.
      And Rolf tying down kangaroos and 2 little boys, well,
      To be fair Rolf was hiding in plain sight.

      • Agreed, MNC. It’s a Knockout was brilliant – Friday night telly live from exotic sounding places like Congleton. Stuart Hall and Eddie Waring were magic.

        I met Rolf Harris once on a train. Seemed a genuinely nice bloke. Still feel traumatised by the fall from grace of so many childhood favourites. The fucking BBC should pay us all compensation.

      • I always thought Tony Hart was a bit light in his loafers Twenty.
        Assumed he was the type to faint in butchers shops.
        Couldn’t of been farther off the mark!
        He was only a bloody captain in the Ghurka regiment!

      • Met Tony a few times-a real gentleman👍
        Morph was probably a cunt🤔

      • Oddly, I was just thinking of Vision On! before I read MNC’s comment.
        Am glad to hear he was safe, always liked his programme. I can’t draw or paint to sa e my life.. At nursery school, I always used to rip my efforts up, and chuck them in the air-raid shelter at the end of the garden (along with all the unwanted tapioca and semolina pudding).

      • I was gutted about Stuart Hall as well, they’d get him talking about the football on the radio and he’d launch into poetry and all sorts of hilarious madness. Seemed like a top bloke, you just never know…

      • Seems so was Schofield and his tea boys yet it appears he’s been given a massive free pass from scrutiny

    • Tony Hart – legend. Vision on was clever/ground breaking stuff. Made when the BBC still had a soul.

      • Hart was awesome in both Vision On, and Take Hart.

        But I guess if he was still alive some sad woke cunt would trawl through his history looking for anything remotely tenuous relating to racism/homophobia/sexism, and then do a cancel job on him because of it.

        i bet cunts like Mitchell are not exactly squeakly clean in terms of what they have said/done in their past. But because he fits into the current woke culture he has become an untouchable. Perhaps thats one reason why he has towed the line – because he is scared of some cunt digging up the dirt on his history.

  20. Fuck me, even the smug BBC cocksucker Hislop looked embarrassed in that clip. Mitchell is a fat, self satisfied middle class prick who is living in the past. The BBC used to be the way he claims and probably still has that reputation throughout the world. But the world has changed and the BBC with it. The News is “ruddy boring” says the cunt, on a programme about the news and which even has the word in its title.
    Translation: stop criticising the lovely BBC you dreadful working class oiks. They are very nice to me and my posh chums so please be quiet. We know best.

    • No, but he prefers them to his fellow countrymen, you can be sure of that. Did you know that today is National Fish and Chips Day? Just thought i’d mention it, makes a change from the usual poofs day, trannie day, stab an architect day and other un British shit.

      • National fish and chips day you say, Freddie. Well you know who you have to thank for that? Ask Gary! He’ll put you straight! The video is only a minute long and well worth watching if you need cheering up 😈

        https://www.rescue-uk.org/fish-and-chips

        You can thank me later 😉

        Fuck off 😷

      • I saw it the first time thanks. I have no intention of putting myself through that disgusting wokie propaganda again. I would happily shoot that traitor in the face. Wouldn’t think twice about it.

      • Surely not.

        Along with Gary you have Jo Brand ironically playing the voice of the fish and ‘refugee’ Yasmine Kadi voicing the chips, the video really is a masterpiece of diversity!

    • I’m fine with Spanish/Portuguese/Jews from c. 15th and 16th, just not keen on a load of subhuman mudslides.
      Worst of all, two names in the same para – Linekunt and that pie-gobbling lump of offal, Jo Brand.

    • “Is the cunt a peaceful? looks like one !!”

      Dunno but I just googled the cunt’s name and got a string of hits about a pae-doh rabbi!

  22. He was a complete nobody before Peep Show, and now he’s become an arrogant nobody who has done fuck all funny since Peep Show ended.

    He knows he’s a two-faced shifty cunt living off his PS reputation, desperate to be part of the BBC Establishment even if it means pissing off those ordinary fans that loved him in PS because he played a character that most plebs could associate with.

    But in truth he is the pure definition of White Privilege, but he’ll always deny it, the fat cunt!

  23. The BBC is much maligned, especially by you caaaants.

    Nothing was proven against Jimmy. He cant defend himself from a hole in Scarborough.
    Rolf was misunderstood, probably because of his Aussie culture. And that’s racist.
    Stuart Hall was the life and soul of It’s a Fuck Up. My how we joined in with his giggling. What’s a bit of preversion compared to his wonderful talent.
    Wasnt there also a Hairy Skidmark DJ? Great talent.
    And lay off HIGNIFY. It has provided much needed employment to a smug public school d-warf and a ‘comedian’ who would otherwise be selling the Big Issue. And think of the freak show they have as guests. Wonderful.

  24. Great nom. I love how Mitchell thinks he speaks for the public at large. The ego on him! Maybe people on the BBC payroll exist in some kind of bubble and don’t get how much the institution has fallen from grace these past many years.

    That said, it’s difficult to understand how they could miss that. All they need do is look at the content and political slant placed on the BBC’s news reporting and how their dramas, comedies and documentaries have become woke, leftist liberal propaganda.

    But to do that, you’d need perspective, objectivity and no ulterior self serving agenda. Something which David Mitchell obviously lacks. Cunt.

  26. I remember seeing this cunt in a Ben Elton thing about Shakespeare. Apparently it was a comedy. I’ve had more laughs when I’ve been constipated.

  27. The good thing about Mitchell’s smug performance is that probably another thousand or so cunts who saw it decided……no more fucking TV licence for me!

    • I can’t hear a word that his wife says. Especially when I am banging her every which way from Sunday. Apparently she’s a screamer, but when I put my face in those tits I can’t hear a feckin thing.

  29. Who would win this game of shit comedian Top Trumps?
    David Mitchell vs Nish Kumar.
    I would challenge any of these twats to say something funny. He looks and sounds like a Geography teacher.

    I have never liked David Mitchell. I never watched Mitchell and Webb or Peep Show and when he took the Ad-man’s Shilling for that Microsoft PC versus Mac advert a bit of vomit came up.

    David Mitchell and the other BBC luvvies earn a fortune. He’s constantly on panel shows. The cunt must sleep in a sleeping bag under a desk at the BBC, claiming Broadcasting House is his second home. Like Arthur Askey during the war. Him and Fiona Bruce.

    Unfortunately all other TV channels and production companies are capable of producing equally bad programmes.

    Just fuck off you tired, insipid, middle class, middle aged boring old bastard.

    • Just wait until they give that lazy bastard at The Repair Shop the panel game show he is constantly angling for. Mitchell will no doubt be one of the first sleb guests along with that ramanganation cunt. Jay ‘my shiny new leather apron’ has never seen a days work’ Blades needs to find somewhere else to hide anyway as all he fucking does at that Repair Shop is keep the other cunts back from their work.

      He reminds me a few an ex colleague who was always in the department heads office either crawling up his arse or stabbing one or more of the teams members in the back. You be if he s perks was when the team leader ordered in tools in batches, he was always there to get stuff first however not only did the cunt not have the ability to use them, he fucking didn’t even try. I will never forget the day I entered the workshop undetected and caught the cunt with his cupboard open, I was near blinded by the bling as the light shine on all those brand new tools still unopened in their blister packs. Easily £2000 worth of fucking tools the apprentices good have made good use of His overalls were always as clean as Jay fucking Blades ones too the cunt.

  30. Another so-called ‘comedienne’ who will appear on HIGNFY (if she hasn’t already) is of course Rosie Jones. She has ataxic cerebral palsy and is a lesbian or course. It’s painful to watch her on TV, although she made some good points on Question Time about disabled rights. She gives me the horn.

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