“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s political correspondent Ron Knee. Today I’m in Kent to report on the crisis caused by the flood of illegal migrants across the Channel. I’m joined by recently arrived er, Mohammed is it?”.
“Very best greetings, sir. Me most happy to be here! Me English very, very good. You give me money, house, mobile phone, white girls”.
“Not so fast, Mohammed. Just how did you manage to get here?”.
“Ah yes. Me give one thousand Euros and wife to nice Albanian man in Calais. He put me in dingy with two hundred others. You give me money, house, mobile phone, white girls”.
“Just exactly where are you from? Where are your documents?”.
“Er *cough* er me flee war zone in Iraq. Me refugee. No documents. Everyone’s passport accidently fall into water. Sea very rough. Dingy start to sink just outside Calais harbour. Nice British border force boat come in and take us on board. Like taxi, but me no have to pay! Bring us to England. You give me money, house, mobile phone, white girls”.
“So you’re fleeing a war zone you say. Why did you cross several safe countries to get to England then?”.
“No want to stay eastern Europe. No money. Shitty phone reception. Women fat and ugly. France hate us, only give snails to eat. We love Britain. Others who get here before us say how easy you make it for us to stay. Britain love us. Streets of London paved with gold. God save queen. Give me money, house…”.
“Yes yes, alright. Now I understand that Iraq is in fact now pacified. You can go back without fear”.
“No no sir. Me mean Syria. Flee war there. Me not safe. Me also bummy boy. Me get thrown off roof in Karachi if go back. Need sanctuary”.
“So let’s get this straight. You’re fleeing a war zone in Iraq. Or Syria. You said earlier that you’ve got a wife. Now you’re also saying that you fear persecution because of your sexuality. Oh, and Karachi’s in Pakistan, by the way, but of course you know that. Let’s face it, you’re just a freeloader. Just where are you from, and is Mohammed even your name?”.
“Oh sure boss. Everybody in Pakistan called Mohammed. Soon everybody in England called Mohammed too. No able talk more. Me suffering trauma. Me English very, very bad”.
“Of course it is. Oh, here’s your car now, to whisk you off to a four star hotel, where no doubt you’ll find a fat-cat immigration lawyer who’ll make it virtually impossible for you to be deported”.
“Yes me got good story of tragedy and abuse ready. Me get money, house, mobile phone, white girls, and you pay for it!”.
” *sigh* this is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”.
Nominated by: Ron Knee
(More general info here – DA Border Force In French Waters )
(Oh, and apparently Debbie Bellisio (Operational Manager, Border Force) received an MBE for services to Border Security. – DA)
And there’s this, from Black Biscuit
In view of the enormous numbers of illegals arriving in England by so many easily disrupted routes as well as all the failed asylum seekers who are still here to rape rob and murder.
If one also takes into account our pathetic visa system (especially regarding students) then the old mind starts to envisage that a hidden purpose exists that for whatever reason sanctions and literally encourages this tsunami of souls seeking solace in little old U.K.
So a really big cunting for the lying bastards in charge please. No government since and including Blair’s shower of cunts have actually done anything that really hinders hordes of people arriving for the good life, what is the point of all the hot air and lies that are streamed out everyday by the cunts in charge when it is as plain as the balls on a bulldog (not English mind could be racist) that fuck all is happening except maybe border farce boats are being fitted with taxi meters to help with fuel costs.
Why pay thousands to a smuggler when if you can get 50 metres off shore border farce will pick you up. So as not to discriminate against non swimmers the Zodiac will go to 5 metres. Rumours abound that the head of a private airline has been pricing up some STOL aircraft that would be able to use beach as runway as the border farce boats are finding the going rather tough.
Built for patrol not short run ferry duties mechanical failure loams large. Aircraft are the answer you could fly the passengers anywhere away from prying eyes. So am I as mad as my doctor thinks? Or is there something going on some fucked up desire to change the Western World for ever cos it’s racist innit.
Thirded by – Fuglyucker
https://a.msn.com/r/2/AAMm7sN?m=en-gb&referrerID=InAppShare
The fucking home office are useless cunts, with all the radar and detection equipment around the fucking country we can tell when an unusual type of shark swims into British waters and we can spot this tide of human shit getting into blow up boats 6 feet from the French beaches so we know they are coming.
So all that is left to assume is fuck all is being done about it, they should be towing the fuckers back to France rather than picking them up and bringing them over WTF is going on with that, see the above link, Home office are supposed to stop these cunts…
Still yet more from – Sick of It
A cunting for the Joke of the Day, yes we have the solution to stop the record numbers of ILLEGALS crossing the channel in border force taxis.
This Dangerous (lol) crossing, the most ridiculous statement that politicians come out with, it is clearly not dangerous otherwise large numbers of these boat people would be floating bodies through the channel.
Back to the Joke, the UK are going to give France 54 million quid to double the number of police patrolling the beaches, why is this a joke, well it doesn’t matter how many fucking Frog Coppers are on the beach if they all have their eyes shut, backs turned and basically don’t give a fuck.
What a waste of money, just send the cunts straight back!!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57909188
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PM Knee or PM Biscuit required. Deputy PM M N Cunt. Foreign Secretary Terry. Home Secretary Fiddler. Minister for Housing Frog. Minister for Arseholes B W Cunt.
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Fantastic nom and very well cunted.
The UK is invaded on a daily basis by every Tom Dick and Abdul while the indigenous population live under never ending restrictions while wearing masks.
The Royal Navy are due to launch a brand new border patrol vessel called HMS Kalergi any day now.
If it wasn’t so tragic and sinister it would be laughable.
Absolute Cunts.
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Why isnt the border farce being arrested and imprisoned for human trafficking? Why arnt the boat people being treated as French and returned to France? Could it be that the Tory government is determined to do absolutely nothing about this because this is what they want……..
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Who knows, what with all these military fighting age men arriving everyday (no women or children bar the odd one of course for that all important heart string pulling photo op)
These foreign men could soon to be the army/police/covid marshalls on the UK streets.
No connection whatsoever to the country or the population with a free licence to be complete cunts in totalitarian perpetual lockdown Britain of the not too distant future.
Hope I’m wrong of course but I just get a bad feeling about all of this.
If they’re supposedly coming here for jobs then I’d like to know where the fuck these jobs are.
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Largely in areas where our youths can’t be fucked working in as the pay is shit and it requires hard graft. Farms? Factories? Nahhh mate I want £20 an hour to sell phones at least or I’m back on the dole.
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Mobile phone repair accessories stands in your local cal shopping mall, them suspect hipster Barber shops which are just fronts for the county lines drug networks just at like the hand car was outfits the police go nowhere near. These cunts were left alone operating in Scotland since start of the virus outbreak while legitimate cunts were forced to close & go bust. Some also end up in uncles cash & carry or through the back behind the scenes of your local takeaway outlets.
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And the RNLI, live next to the ses but no more money for those cunts.
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They shat in their own nest. Having read their website in detail around the time two volunteers from Whitby lifeboat station over a saucy novelty mug found by an area management cunt in the staff canteen, I thought I better check the current values of the organisation I previously funded. It was quite an alarming read all in plain sight for all to see. This ‘national institution’ has become an ‘international institution’ as money has been getting directed to overseas projects. I read the values & looked into the so called trustees backgrounds to ascertain why the rnli now spaffs millions of UK donations overseas. This stood out head & shoulders above the rest…. https://rnli.org/about-us/how-the-rnli-is-run/our-trustees/dr-philip-goodwin
When you hear any cunt tell you that the NHS would be fucked if it weren’t for foreign doctors, tell them you take because all the greedy trough feeding British doctor cunts have abandoned the sinking ship for the benches of the Houses of Commons or Charidees where they can continue to feed off the public purse with even less effort than while working at the NHS.
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Border Farce – not fit for purpose. Every Home Secretary has promised to decrease illegal immigration. Under every Home Secretary it goes up. They can’t control it. Useless cunts.
Maybe a start would be to make the UK less attractive for illegals. No benefits, etc until you’ve been here at least 2 years and shown you have done some work. Even better, just kick the fuckers back in the Channel when they arrive and tell them to swim back to France.
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Cunts in Spain had the right idea for once… Back in the sea with you, you fucking cunts… https://www.bitchute.com/video/bzDeMKER0OKG/
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We need to start chucking them back into the sea.Dirty unwashed shites
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Swedish authorities made the mistake of giving immigrants full citizenship within days of arriving.
Apparently this pissed off the existing population so much they now just refer to them as artificial Swedeners….
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I do believe that well over 40% of the Swedish social services money goes on Immigrants mainly of the peaceful variety. The figures for sexual assault including rape are through the roof. Diversity is strength
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Sounds like the type of behaviour that sTURDgeon would love to have full fiscal control over in Scotland. All part of her dream. Never mind the Kalergi plan, the Krankie plan is far worse and god help Scotland should her Krankieism ever be implemented fully.
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The most despicable cunts in this whole farce is the ‘specialist’ solicitors and GPs who help these parasites and human filth. They fill in all forms and help these fuckers pass their ‘medical’ and hoover up money and housing. The cunts don’t speak a fucking word of English and have never paid in (and never will), yet everything is laid on by these specialists. All for a handsome commission, of course. The absolute bastards.
While Joe Public and Mr or Mrs England have to pull their own teeth out or chop their own heads off to just get an appointment.
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Yep it’s a proper little earner and no mistake.
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Cunts are clearly more interested in helping the alien invaders than UK citizens. Return all our fucking contributions and we can all go private. Sack these NHS tik tok video clip making cunts, sell the hospital equipment & buildings off and give us our fucking money back so we can get treated by cunts that actually want to deliver successful outcomes and not deliver death & suffering through current NHS sustainable development goals. Also ban all these tik tok cunts from infiltration of private sector once their cash cow has been shut down.
We don’t want these cunts popping up elsewhere. No more furlough and for the cunts who went into work on FULL PAY and did fuck all except dancing and surfing the internet for HotUKDeals on things they could get even cheaper thanks to ‘bluelight discount schemes’ while the rest of us paid increased prices to compensate retailers. Make sure they also hand in their ID badges so the cunts can’t clog up the supermarket anymore during the so called ‘shopping hour for carers’ while wearing their filthy contaminated uniforms.
Once all this shit is taken from them and they are on their arses, watch them flock to appear as court witnesses in cases against Hancock & Co, unveiling the truth about what went on in hospitals once we the public were locked out, though those forced out due to vaccine refusal will beat them to it. There is gonna be fireworks. I’m buying shares in rope manufacturing companies as they will need miles of it delivering justice to families of victims.
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What percentage of those who arrive here net contributors to the U.K. economy after, say five years? I would imagine precious few so I’d like to see figures on how much the decent person (regardless of their colour) within this country is having their standard of living reduced by having to carry the burden of these less than useless individuals.
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One of the great Blair era lies was the “we get a massive boost from all the money earned by migrants”. Thing is the only ones that were looked at were doctors, engineers etc the problem was and is that the majority are goat mechanics and kebab cutters. When those were taken into account the average British person was better of by less than the price of a Mars bar. The economy increased because of more people that’s all. I would posit that all immigration does is costs loads of our money. So when the time comes for me to cast my pointless vote in the future the words none of these cunts will be written across my ballot paper. To many chances to many lies fuck them all.
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Yes. The standard measures of the economy are designed by and for cunts. If there’s lots of money sloshing around, as in lots of punters selling each other fried chiggun, that’s economic activity, and a Good Thing. If you put it on a per-capita basis – taking all factors into account, how good is the economy for the man in the street? – that can put governments out of power, so it’s not emphasised. Blair wanted lots of economic activity for his new (then) masters in the finance sector. What the activity was accomplishing , and who was doing it, really didn’t concern him in the slightest.
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Imagine if one of them gets a legitimate declared job paying tax on his £12k wage at uncles warehouse. He will have a wife who won’t work while spitting out anywhere between 4 & 8 kids. Will Ahmed’s tax paid on 12k income cover all their housing & council tax benefits, child benefit, education, NHS health, dental & social care and cover the state pension for the man & his wife on his retirement?.
They think our fucking heads are stuffed with shit and they button up the back. Even Diane Abbott maths can’t make these sums add up. Why do political commentator on MSM never challenge any of these politician or charity cunts’ who screech and claim about the ‘valuable contribution’ immigrants make and how they ‘put in more than they take out’? MPs are the worst, show us the fucking numbers to prove your claims you lying cunts or take the rope for treachery
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Both excellent nomms, reporter Ron makes me laugh, but im still waiting on the continuation of the Mexit book.
Thats all we have left to bring a smile to the faces of many cunters is to try and put a funny spin on things
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As usual Mr Knee fails to give the other side of the debate.
These penniless unfortunates are fleeing persecution, at a cost of 1000s Euros each. They have been persecuted in Turkey, Greece, Italy and France (where, incidentally they get minimal benefits and poor quality housing) in order to enrich British society. London is only about 60 immigrant so there is plenty of room.
Cuntstable Cuntbubble, handing you back to John Snow, Channel 4 News.
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What an excellent read, if there was a Booker prize for a short story that would win, hands down!
I also followed the link that DA provided. I think it is quite sweet that our border force took a risk, post Brexit to enter Frenchy waters and offer to take the immigrants from the little dinghy they had and onto their bigger, safer boat.
I am sure said immigrants are now tucking into a nice luncheon (no ham or bacon mind you) while leafing through brochures of the type of house they would like to live in. This ties in with a cunting I gave yesterday whereby it is reported that there is a fund available to immigrants (yep, you go that – not us tax paying population, but immigrants) to start up their own businesses.
Can you imagine the irony if one of these cunts started a little import business, or day trip to Calais service.
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Very harsh measures indeed are required to stop this invasion.
Also required is iron leadership and courage.
So it will go on forever or until the crime and terrorism spark extreme civil unrest.
A reckoning is coming eventually.
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UT@ – Vote Vernon Fox and the IAC Cabinet – you know it makes sense! 😀👍
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If only y’all had Kamala Brown-Harris to handle your immigration problems. She’s doing a great job on our southern border. That’s what I’m told anyway.
Press 2 for English.
Fuck off!
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I wrote to my MP the other week to complain about the promises of the conservative government. I said they are failing on the the three main things people were promised, taking control of our laws, money and borders.
I suggested that the EU are getting upset over sausages possibly being a threat to the integrity of the single market but are quite happy to have illegal migrants travelling across the EU, illegally acquiring rubber boats and illegally leaving the French coast.
There needs to be a legal action against the French, it is their responsibility that anyone leaving France has a legal right to travel to their chosen destination. If I go to Heathrow to board a plane the airline have a legal requirement that my passport is in order.
The migrants are cunts, the French are bigger cunts, they know where and when these boats are leaving the French coast and don’t give a shit, the UK should do the same return them to France, with or without agreement from the Granny shagger.
Great Nom Ron, if only it were fictional 😂
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Thanks Sick. The French are really acting the cunt over this; but when have they ever done differently about anything? I wish the Wehrmacht had finished the job it started in 1940.
Snail eating cunts.
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And don’t forget the frogs, but only the legs 😂
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Just wait until Boris gets HS2 finished and it gets contracted out to Deutsche Reichsbahn to run efficiently ensuring we all get delivered to Stalagchester.
The spaffing of unlimited cash on an unnecessary railway upgrade while the country is in turmoil rings alarm bells of volumes unheard since 1940. The government sounds a raid siren every fucking day as they spaff, spaff, spaff, yet majority of this country are totally oblivious to the daily raid on their wallets. The bill is coming soon, pity it will be too fucking late. No point in calling into work an hour before the end of your 8 hour shift saying ‘sorry, I slept in’. Cunts will be wanting the money they are spending just at now from you soon.
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The government is neither conservative with a small ‘c’ or Conservative with a capital ‘C’ aka Maggie’s conservatism.
It is a globalist government like every other Western one. Its policies reflect that of open borders and globalism. Certain groups can enter illegally aided and abetted by HMG. Although, irionically leaving and returning with a British passport suddenly causes the border to have the most draconian rules ever except for the ‘privileged’ few.
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What a shower of shit.Bin off all in Parliament.As soon as Mohammed and Mohammed arrive return them to Europe.I despair our weak country.Enoch Powell told the truth.We are all shafted
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Won’t be long until they rewrite the words of Enoch or they fade into oblivion. They who control the history control the future. I doubt we will ever see a biopic of Enoch now thanks to Al-Beeb and others falls Ng over themselves in a bid to outcunt their white regards and white washing of our history. Pity as I was looking forward to seeing Idris Elba or Denzel Washington receive numerous awards for the starring role.
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Once the UN pact on migration was signed by Theresa May back in 2018 along with other traitors in Western Europe, it was obvious to any cunt that resistance was practically futile and if anything, illegal immigration was going to surge.
Basically any cunt who rocks up here is fully entitled to whatever the fuck is on offer to them.
The 4 star hotels and funding to set up businesses (barber shops and takeaways because there are such obvious shortages of these) is no accident.
It’s all preplanned cunt fuckery and the true guilty parties in all this are the hopelessly corrupted politicians.
Public hanging is too good for these bastards.
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Like many people who voted for Brexit, I did so in an attempted to be independent and get away from the fucking nasty corrupt cunts running the undemocratic EU for the benefit of France, Germany and pretty much everyone except the British.
The biggest single issue that angered me and many others was the huge infestation of unskilled and unchecked Eastern European’s flooding our towns and cities, seemingly unprepared to integrate into the British way of life, instead bringing many new problems with them which have been inflicted on local people.
Until this country is prepared to face and address the issues of the ECHR which we are a signatory to, people’s human rights (from Eastern Europe, Africa or any of the other worlds shot holes) will always trump those of people native to and living to this once great country.
Border Force (Force FFS), useless, inept bunch of fucking cunts who’s motto should be “one or two sugars”?
Wankers. But what should we expect with Boris in charge.
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The thing is if Boris ever totally left the ECHR and all its laws, he would just fuck every UK citizen in the absence of such laws and continue to protect immigrants under all the money gratiin pacts & UN treaties that him and his successor cunts signed us up to despite public opposition. The government refusal to allow a commons debate on this one Theresa the traitor signed is an absolute insult to UK citizens & our democracy. Read the reasons the cunts used for refusal as they state here that they signed up to protect immigrants instead…. https://petition.parliament.uk/archived/petitions/232698
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Can’t disagree with anything you say Basement.
Always good to hear from you.
Keep positive.
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@WS I try however those running this clown world are really boiling my piss right now. More so due to the media mindfucking of my elderly parents since the virus hit the news headlines
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The only way this will ever change is when we get new politicians and new laws.
Four years and counting – and it will be our last ever chance to change things for the better.
We NEED to do this, or just accept defeat and the annihilation of everything we have ever grafted and fought for
But Foxy News reporter (I am not legally allowed to call myself “Fox News”! 😀) Vernon Fox will be travelling to Batley and Spen tomorrow after an invite from that nice Laurence Fox to “interview” Labour Party candidate Kim Leadbeater – FINALLY an opportunity to call this rodent out and watch her squirm you would think, but I am a fair Man and will be going in with an open mind and no agenda.
I am looking forward to this one.
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A Video link when it’s done or it never happened 😉
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X2. The cunting world is watching.
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Where’s your sense of decency, Ron? Do you honestly have no sympathy for these unfortunate people?
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Apologies, have to report this in our local news:
“The 16-year-old defendant, who was 15 at the time of the shooting and cannot be named due to his age, denies attempted murder and a number of other weapons offences.
Prosecutors allege he drove his father’s car to Friends Walk, in Kesgrave, on September 7 last year, and shot the other boy in the face at close range.
The boy admitted possessing a shotgun with intent to cause the other boy fear of violence, but denied attempted murder, possession of a shotgun with intent to endanger life, wounding with intent to cause grievous bodily harm and possessing a shotgun with intent to cause fear of violence against a man who witnessed the incident.
Jurors were sent home again on Tuesday afternoon to return on Wednesday morning and continue deliberations”.
Nothing Monday, nothing Tuesday and nothing on Wednesday. How thick is the jury?
The longer it goes on the more I worry for the 15 year old victims parents, the victim himself has life changing injuries, which you would probably expect if shot in the face at point blank range with a shotgun. Apparently the argument was about a girl and not the victim allegedly bullying the perpetrator.
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Much agree with you DPS, shocking. truly shocking.
And while the country burns and falls into the shithole to which it is destined, I hear the melodic tones as our “leaders” play fiddle.!
We need Governance, but not this way….time for a change..long overdue.
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Another masterpiece from Ron Knee, and oh so spot on . I want a car like any of the motors driven by Border Force. Just sayin.
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DA, did a post that I made earlier get ditched following moderation or deleted? I went back to check a post that I made to double check that I had put in a link for factual reference but it seems to have gone. Maybe problem is at my end as I have got messages recently saying i e submitted a duplicate then when I look later, it’s gone. TIA. Bob.
Hi. You mean the one that was 726 words long? It was binned because this is a message board and it was… 726 words long (I checked) And it got flagged for multiple links. Seriously I don’t care if any poster new or old tried to type Odysseus on here it’d be binned. – DA
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Apologies for inserting links. Seems to be a bad habit I’ve got into in order to verify things I’ve stated are from a credible source and not just BS I’ve dreamt up. Didn’t realise there was a word limit nor that my post notched up so many words either. Bit of a rant that snowballed. Nice to know I hadn’t inserted any trigger words though👍
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