Boris is having lots of problems at the moment with his old pal Cummings turning against him. Not long ago Cummings was the most despised, lying, two faced cunt in the world but now, according to the MSM, he is the fountain of truth and justice. What a transformation!!
However, I note that the Govester is backing the Jellyfish to the hilt and can’t get his tongue far enough up his arse.
If I were Boris i’d be shitting myself to have the slimeball Gove on my side. This cunt would sell his own mother to the A-rabs at a rock bottom price. I’m tempted to compare this piece of shit to Blair but I won’t go that far.
Nominated by: Freddie the Frog
He’s controlled by his wife Sarah Vine, a right old mingebag.
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Beard
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She has a beard, yes 🤮
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“Beard” in the tradtional ,Hollywood, George Clooney , Rock Hudson meaning of the word.
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A plague upon all three of their houses.
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Every government department he touches turns to shit, and yet he still manages to stay in the Cabinet!
Clearly he has something over Boris, such as some suspect photos involving Boris, his ex missus, NutNut and a roll or two of wallpaper!
Useless cunt.
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I think that it is perhaps more to do with old adage of “keeping friends close, but your enemies closer…”
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The cunt looks like a piss licking gnome.
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That sounds like an insult to all piss-licking gnomes the world over.
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He attended a Garden party thrown by a friend of mine, I told him his shoelace was undone and when he bent down to tie it up I kicked him in the face!
I might’ve dreamt that, I am happy either way.
Fuck off!
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Best known for his portrayal of Pob.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c62aFs1Uzg8
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Gove is one of the ‘pride’ of lying tory cunts ( that’s the official name btw cunters, a pride of liars)
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The only politician who looks freakier in real life, than his Spitting Image puppet.
A face one would never tire if punching👍
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Gove is just beneath Gary Glitter on our babysitter list.
He needs watching.
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The header picture?
His secretary has just opened the door without knocking while Michael is interviewing the 14yr old work experience lad.
The lads banged his head on the underneath of the table.
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Thanks Mis.
I just spat out the last of my evening ale due to that comment! 😁🍺
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He’s a duplicitous cunt and no mistake.
This is Ideal political cunt credentials I believe.
Plus he’s To clever for his own good.
Watch yer back Doris.
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I remember during the Referendum campaign every time this creepy p*nce appeared on the telly I used to think……oh, fuck off we don’t need this cunt on our side!
I imagine the remoaners felt the same way every time the evil Blair grin popped up. There are some people who don’t need to say or do anything…….their very existence makes your skin crawl and Gove is definitely one of them.
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Twas brillig, and the slithy Gove…
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I remember him once described as “Having the face of a foetus in a jar”. At school I bet he was a right arse crawling little grass, good prep for life in Westminster.
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Fiddler would of bullied him mercilessly.😀👍
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I have an image of our Sir Fiddler, as a snarling Rowntree, administrating a sound thrashing in Gove, Gove bent over the gymnasium bar, pleading and snivelling-just like that scene in “If”😀👍
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He’s a consumate politician.
Therefore an 18 carat cunt.
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I am wondering who would want to hire the toxic Dominic Cummings next…. Thinking Tony blair possibly
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A repulsive example of humanity on so many levels. “Face like a foetus in a jar” is brilliant and sums his physical appearance perfectly. I never like to mock someone for physical attributes that they have no ability to alter, but in this case I’m prepared to make an exception on account of his being an oily, conniving, self-serving, duplicitous turd.
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A total turd monkey
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As Rubber Face Cunt stated “I was four months old when I was adopted,” Gove said in 2010. “I don’t know if I was taken from my birth mother at a relatively early age and placed in the hands of carers. All I know is the process of finding and matching me with Mum and Dad was four months.” Gove believes his birth mother — a student who felt unable to cope with being a single mother in Sixties Britain — knows who he is. But he has never attempted to contact her.
Taken at an early age from his mother, more like removed to be examined by scientists, on how something classed as human can be so fucked up.
His Birth Mother…
Now there is a woman with a crystal Bal that dropped that Cunt why the fuck would she even want to admit being responsible for creating that fucked up rubber two faced cunt !
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