Apparently giving a nice ‘good afternoon ladies and gentlemen’ is offensive in 2021 to ‘non-binary’ people. Well maybe just say it in the mornings when those jobless students are still in bed?
How about ‘Good afternoon you cunts’. The company apologised for this. Seriously. What an attention seeking cunt looking for outrage at any time.
Personally I am going to demand on social media that Pulp reissue the album ‘His N Hers’ as ‘His, Hers & Whatever that is’ to cause less offense.
Nominated by: Lazybiscuits
…and this from Hard Brexit Cunt
A non-binary snowflake from the alphabet soup world of LGBTQ- called Laurence is a cunt.
The conductor/guard (none of this train manager bollocks) on an LNER service commenced an announcement with the words “Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, boys, and girls”. This upset sensitive Laurence who, like all delicate snowflakes, took to Twitter to declare that “as a non-binary person this announcement doesn’t actually apply to me so I won’t listen”.
For fuck’s sake, this cunt needs a biology lesson – there are two sexes: male and female. It may identify as non-binary but if ‘he’ takes off his trousers and drops his pants he will discover that where he imagines a vulva to be on even days of the month there is actually a micro-penis.
Some silly cunt from LNER responded with a tweet saying that “I will ensure that they remain inclusive as we try to be at LNER”. So next time you travel with LNER, don’t be surprised for announcements to begin with “Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, cunts and fucking freaks…”
Somebody else responded with: “My Dad was a train driver. If someone ‘non-binary’ tried kicking off at him over a tannoy announcement addressing passengers as ‘ladies and gentlemen”, I’m sure he’d have rightly told them to identify as a car and drive themselves the f*ck home.” At least there is some hope beyond IsAC.
I don’t know what amazes me more.
The incredible levels of cuntishness displayed by these oxygen thieving narcissists. Or the inevitable and subsequent capitulation by the alleged to be offending party.
Ladies, gentlemen and cunts… We are approaching Woke Central Station where common sense will terminate.
Oh and… Get fucked!
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To me, the fucking stupid thing is that the announcer saying ” Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls” actually DID include the twisted fucker somewhere. Surely it covered whatever the twat was identifying with that day.
Cunts..so many cunts.
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The best part is he’s a gigantic fucking hypocrite and has used the term HIMSELF in the past.
https://mobile.twitter.com/oldspeaker1/status/1392776441117433857
Only when it suits.
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“Good morning ladies, gentlemen and attention seeking mentals…”
That’s my announcement. Get fucked.
Actually, I wouldn’t let the deviant cunts on in the first place. Walk you fucking freak.
“Cuntyrail- Freak free travel”
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Is the announcement still in English? If it is, that would be the only surprising aspect of this tale of cunt.
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Thirty odd years ago I was working nights which meant I was going home through Paddington Station as a sea of humanity was going the other way. Thus I was walking through a sea of faces. One morning the station announcer, a young chap, came on the tannoy and apologised for the ‘late arrival of the seven forty-five from Reading, this was due to a cow on the line.’ He then let out a long mournful ‘mooo’ which echoed around the cavernous hall of Brunel’s architectural masterpiece! Every single face of the fifty or so I could see either smiled or laughed, and I remember thinking ‘this is what it is to be British’. Not to take things too seriously and always prepared to have laugh. I hereby second ‘Good afternoon you cunts’ in the true spirit of Britishness.
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It’s a fucking train, it gets you from one place to another, hopefully on time, just have automated announcements, I don’t need to be welcomed aboard, I don’t need a good morning, it’s not a cruise round the med.
The next station in received pronunciation is fine, having said that if a cheerful conductor wants to say good morning ladies and gents it up to him/her and if some little shit is offended then that is a bonus.
LNER are cunts, so what if this twat was offended, why apologise, the soft useless twats!
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Why do these train companies think we need to be welcomed on board; its not plane travel in the 1950s and there’s no drinks and food on normal commuter trains?! Some of them, like South West Trains have announcements that go on for an eternity; where this train goes, what stops we’ll be making, if there are any tube delays, what the next stop is, where you can get off to change for services to Heathrow, the North, that on board customer experience manager will be making his way through the train to check for tickets blah blah. Shut the fuck up!
Nobody makes an announcement on a bus.
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In fairness the announcements are for blind folk, they’re legal safety requirements.
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Another creepy confused minority minority setting the agenda for the majority. Not me you little puff. I’ll say what the fuck I like and if some nancy criticises me then they’ll get both barrels.
Fuck off you feeble little weed.
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I would have thrown the cunt of the train. Preferably when it was moving at high speed over a viaduct.
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I always liked the announcements on Swiss State Railways. The woman that did the English announcements had more than a hint of “Bend over, and take the cane like a man!” about her.
Gave me the ‘orn.
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The driver was also admonished for making a “binary” announcement by the gutless posturing LNER.
I think this proves that there is what the Krays called “a whole army of bastards out there” who are waiting to analyse and criticise every syllable uttered in public so they can pounce and kick up a stink. It’s what they do.
As far as I’m concerned it is one planet two sexes. Unless you are an amoeba in which case you are a single-cell who won’t be waiting for a train.
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The little pansy who complained was, apparently, one of their employees. Wouldn’t you think that when an obvious homosexual or soy boy praces in for a job they would weed them out. They are easy to spot with their mincing, foppish manner, and looking or sounding like Alan Carr. The quiet “normal” ones don’t go around yelling about what they are, and their “rights”, but the screaming queens seem to get everywhere these days – let them stick to ladies hairdressing, window dressers for wimmins clothes shops, the Royal Ballet, chorus boys in the theatre, Eddie Izzard’s makeup artist, BBC, and the Labour Party, where such inverts usually hang out. Employers like NER and the Metropolitan Police make rods for their own backs.
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This pathetic little fa**ot is a Union alphabet rep and a Labour Party “activist” so what do you expect?……it’s what attention seeking wokies like him do.
The big problem is the creeping and crawling by this train company. Fucking terrified of being boycotted and cancelled by the Twitterati. Money is the bottom line for these fucks so losing the pink pound, however small it is , cannot be considered.
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Why should the train company be worried about these pathetic little dweebs?
It should tell the useless fuckers to walk.
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Can you imagine if they were to start announcements apeasing every cunt in the alphabet community, the fucking train will be out the station before they finish.
By bowing to this whoopsie, they have started a ball rolling that all the other freaks will jump on.
Better off telling these cunts to fuck off and push him under a train.
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If you tried to get around this shite by saying, “Good morning everyone” the freaks would be seething.
Not because they’re offended, but because they’re not getting special treatment. I’d give it a day before some cunt would say ‘everyone’ is offensive and they need to be address as ‘everythems’ or some shite.
Tie the narcissistic cunts to the track and run the fuckers over.
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Indeed. ‘Everyone” implicitly applies to sentient intelligent beings, such as humans, that are capable of comprehending language. It excludes animals, insects and microbes and is therefore an example of speciesism. Best to say nothing at all.
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Speciest bastards.
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And even if they used the term “everybody” this would discriminate against spirits and apparitions boarding ghost trains.
Disgraceful.
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I agree. LNER should also employ a spiritualist with a ouja board to ensure these spirits are not offended.
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It’s like Louis CK said.
“These fuckers say ‘You must address me as..’. Like what are you, fucking royalty now? Who the fuck do you think you are you fucking cunt?”
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I hope Thomas the Tank Engine bums the pathetic degenerate into oblivion.
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Another example of blatant homophobia. Thomas the Tank Engine will have to be rewritten to include Trinny the Tranny Engine. All references to coal and soot will also have to be deleted. Homophobic bastards.
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The Fat Controller is fatist as well. Perhaps the Gravitationally Challenged Controller would potentially be less offensive? And on no account she he wish anyone a good morning.
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Say it’s not so😢
Thomas Tank being shunted by Gordon, whilst the fat cunt controller watches and wanks!😢
In the words of Lord Fiddler:
“It’s a disgrace”
☹️
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Coming to a children’s bookshop near you….soon.
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As a non-binary homosexual lesbian a-sexual commuter I find this nomination offensive!
Fuck off!
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I’ve also realised Blur released a song called ‘Girls and boys’ which they need the apologise for immediately for not being inclusive. Okay I mainly want an apology from that cunt Damon Albarn and the cheese farmer, the other two are alright.
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Yes, and I also think the Pet Shop Boys should recall and destroy all copies of their hit “West End Girls, East End Boys”. It needs to be re-recorded with a line about South Bank Non-Binary’s. The Pet Shop Boys also need to rename themselves as the Pet Shop Non-Gender Specifics. As raging shirt lifters, you’d think they’d know better?
Once you go down this rabbit hole, there’s no end.
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I just presumed they were called the Pet Shop Boys for Neil Tennant’s… perticular preferences…
*cough* gerbils *cough*
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Lol
Hate to admit this, but ‘West End Girls’ is a fucking great track.
One of the best songs ever made by a gay.
Disclaimer*
*I do not own a gerbil or rodent of any description.
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That Will Young recently admitted that he used to buy gay porn mags and have a wank in the train toilets then bin the mags. And it made him ashamed/depressed. Imagine admitting that to the public?
These young gay men these days are so annoying. The battle is over for gays, they are accepted and celebrated now, they can marry in a Catholic church then adopt as many kids as they want. Yet they still fucking moan.
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Gays can marry in a Catholic Church? Err, I don’t think so:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/mar/15/catholic-church-cannot-bless-same-sex-unions-vatican-decrees
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Cancel the Pope! Homophobic bastard!
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If Dame Kweer and his bunch of pouves had their way, homosexuality would be compulsory. I never believe people like Mr Young claiming to be ashamed. If they really were, they wouldn’t talk about it. Whoever used the lavatory after him might have come to a sticky end – Charles Lynton would have enjoyed himself.
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I remember those rides at funfairs with signs, ‘You must be this tall to use this ride’. Public transport should adopt a similar practice. ‘You must have a can of can’t-ish factor of 2 or less to use this service.’
Or have metal detectors similar in airports that not detect metal objects but can’t-ishness.
Or signs “Leave your cantishness at home before venturing outdoors’.
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The best way of dealing with these fuckwits is to tell them that you identify as innocent…
It simply does not compute with them, and ends up going on something like this;
But you just said it so you’re not innocent
But I identify as innocent
Well you’re clearly not, whatever you identify as.
And we then surely have a winner with the application of some logic, which may hopefully return things to his and hers…
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I enjoy causing offence to all manner of defectives I meet. I care not for their feelings and if I can contribute in some way to their unhappiness….well my day is made. In one such confrontation with a “wadever” the little shit was so upset , he said “people like you make me ill ” ( Really? I have that power ? ) fucking whoooppeee !
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Little Florence needs to grow a pair.Sad twat.
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“Good morning Ladies and Gentlemen – anyone offended by that don’t use the fucking service – get to work on your unicorn. This has been a public service announcement by your friendly LNER customer service representative Mr Fox”.
Having experienced many years of commuting across the north of England at an annual cost of thousands I am disappointed that rail companies have time for this shit but no time to improve a very overpriced and utterly lousy service.
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“Good morning Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls of IAC. Anyone offended by that intro can get to Holy fuck. That’s one up from a general.fuck.
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I was waiting on a station platform, I think it was at Oxford, and there was a group of schoolboys on the platform opposite. An announcement came over the tannoy, a man with a very plummy disdainful voice said “Stop spitting, you filthy little monkey.” Everybody was looking to see which one it was. He must have wished the ground would swallow him up.
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It was Leroy.
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Regarding the lovely looking lass in the pic. I wouldn’t mind driving my commuter train into her mucky tunnel.
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