Joko Widodo – Indonesian President

Worth a laugh and a name to remember.

Cunt is the current President of Indonesia. Most recent prominence when a knackered old second hand ex Kraut now Malaysian submarine went to Davy Jones’ taking 50 odd crewmen with it.

With typical Asean efficiency it was located on the sea bottom one day after the oxygen ran out. To be fair their valiant efforts were hampered rather by all the bits of aircraft already down there.

Much rushing around up honourable arses while drawing in help from strategic neighbours such as Australia as per one of their airliners dropping out of the sky or power diving to a watery grave if you prefer (does MH 370 ring a bell?) but at least on this occasion the wreck was found.

Out emphasised the likes of David Cameron in hand wringing tearful apologies to camera for the tragic loss reminding the sorrowful masses that he was one of them, a common mucker, one of the people – and so he, by all accounts was.

Indeed of humble origins, the son of a woodcutter he began his rise making furniture before hitching his commo star to, and I kid you not, the Indonesian Democratic Party of Struggle (Marxist Leninist Wolfie Smith).

Thus we have a Dictator in the making with the Chinese Politburo on his speed dial. Significantly involved in the Burma/Myanmar kerfuffle as a friend of the totalitarian links to China side. One to watch.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-28422179

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

22 thoughts on “Joko Widodo – Indonesian President

  1. Don’t know anything about this cunt, well more than I did thanks SLS. 260 million mostly muslim commies, must be an interesting place to live?

    I’m not sure if he’s a cunt or a genius yet though. Can’t be an easy job running the place since it’s so spread out. Hope he pays himself well.

  2. I am fascinated with this shit!

    Das Boot, Greyhound (Despite luvie Lovie Tom Hanks in it) The Kursk disaster and now this.

    I watched a film on the Kursk. One poor cunt didn’t even want to go in to try and cool down the overheating nuclear cells because he knew it meant certain death, the captain talked him into it because all his comrades were going in and he said he would be thought of badly in the end for not doing his part! They all wrote letters for their loved ones and families and wrapped up in plastic as time went on and they lost all hope.

    Ghastly way to go!

    Fuck off!

  3. The Dutch East Indies was a well governed part of the globe. Now its a racist, women hating, Islamic shit hole. Well done anti colonialists. Yaay.

  4. Haha!
    Is it the old chink on the left?Hes the most chinky looking person ive ever seen!
    Bucky beavy teeth, eyes like slits in paper, AH SO!!
    Theyre muzzers
    Theyre commies
    Theyre chinkys
    Nuclear shower for the lot!

    • The fucker on the left looks like a Japanese sniper. Get your insults right.

  5. The cunts still hold a grudge from losing the ’63-’66 Borneo war( thanks dad) and letting Timor Leste go( and Oz nicking their oil) but since they can’t provide potable tap water or effective sewage treatment in their capital as well as their distaste for Chinese I don’t see them as much of a threat.

  6. Not for the first time I am fucking baffled by this. There doesnt seem to be any joints.

  7. Joko Widodo? Isn’t that the Jap brass that ruined The Beatles?
    Or is it the evil monkey from the Powerpuff Girls?

  8. They look quite cheerful.
    No doubt as corrupt as buggery.

    Monkeys in pyjamas running the show?
    That always ends well.
    #badwhiteygetmonkeysinstead

    Fuck that.

  9. After extensive research, deep diving into the culture, traditions, and people of Indonesia I would sum up the nation thusly:
    Shithole.

    Fuck off.

  10. I had a half-day excursion to Indonesia from Singapore about 20 years ago.

    One man sitting on a chair outside a shop tried to sell me a rifle and another geezer at the ferry terminal asked me if I was interested in fucking 16-year-old hookers. When my facial expression changed, he offered me 12-year-old girls instead.

    Fucking Islamic shithole.

    So how was she? πŸ˜‰ – NA

  11. 🎡Wi do do do wi da da da
    is all I want to say to you
    Wi do do do wi da da da
    the innocence will pull me through.🎡

  12. Jakarta is the biggest shithole in South East Asia after Manila
    Both right royal cesspits.

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