This irritating Cunt will just not get off the TV.
Switch it on and this annoying fucking bastard if there, glaring at you – eyes like marbles, face like a raw steak that’s be dropped on a gravel driveway and then run over.
Harry Redknapp at home in his fucking mansion with the Mrs, Harry Redknapp & friends on holiday getting shit-faced, Harry Redknapp & his idiot son on quiz shows. Not forgetting this Cunt will advertise any old shit for more £knicker.
Just what the fascination with this talentless money grabbing wanker is, I have no idea.
Just fuck off you Massive Cunt !
Nominated by: Lord of the Rings
‘Arry Facking Redcunt is a right twat.
As fake as that public school wanker Danny Dyer.
But I would bang his ex-daughter-in-law.
A joke for your weekend…
https://mikesplace2017.wordpress.com/2021/05/08/joke-of-the-day-33/#more-13865
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Theres a woman down the road,
An her little dog is the spitting image of Redknapp snr.
Youd do a double take if you saw it!
Hes a bit over exposed on telly,
A bit to ‘chim chima nee’,
But ignorance is indeed bliss as I dont watch him so nowt against him.
Grabbing fucker like, but if given the chance id do the same.
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He’s over exposed on the radio too. “The dog’s just peed in me slippers…” Cunt.
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I’ve smashed two radios hearing that cunting advert with ‘ar Harry’ Should have been his saggy jawed flabby mug getting smashed.
Michael Owens a cunt too. For calling him ‘gaffer’ in another betting ad. Unclassy cunts.
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Mrs. Boggs informed me the other day that this portly old wanker is to appear on “Eastenders”, one of her bloody serials. Why?
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Phil Mitchell is going tranny (Philomena Mitchell) and ‘Arry’ is going to be his husband. Harry will also have to shag Sharon like every other male cast member.
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Not sure why the advertising industry are trying to sell him as the cheeky loveable old geezer.
Most people recognise him for what he is. An (alleged) dodgy dealing money grabbing cunt. He’s also a grumpy cunt in reality if you’ve ever seen footage of him at training etc.
Right mardarse.
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Yeah. Its of the back of him winning ‘i’m a cunt’ this tv shit isnt it?
He’s caused financial ruin for several clubs – Portsmouth, Southampton, Birmingham, QPR.
Did fuck all as a manager other than win a single FA Cup. Not sure how he is considered an elite manager.
Tells the same stories about his management 4 times a year on tv but the story changes every time which gives me the suspicion he is full of shit.
They are selling him as the lovable old cunt but to me its just old cunt. Hope he is sanctioned and banned from management
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“ eyes like marbles, face like a raw steak that’s be dropped on a gravel driveway and then run over.”
😀😀 I love that description. It describes Redknap to a tee.
Just another boring sleb we are supposed to worship but is, in actuality, a festering cunt.
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Harry looked like that before Simon Weston made it fashionable.
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When Simon Weston’s kid was born SW demanded a divorce.
Said the kid looked fuck all like him..
His missus said Hang on I’ve not put the kettle on yet
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Arry the “wheeler dealer” ( he doesn’t like being called that) has been in the dodgy world of football for a very long time and has cultivated a lot of meeja friends. They love Arry almost as much as Arry loves a pound note, as they say in the East End. Well…..the East End before it turned into downtown Islamabad. This is the cunt who told the court he could barely read and write and didn’t know how to turn a computer on so he couldn’t have nicked all that tax money. This is the cunt who claimed he had never seen “I’m a celebrity……” before he went on it, played the perfect game and walked away with it. There are a thousand stories about Arry at various clubs and free cars, free houses, free repairs to his free houses, free race horses, free visits to north London knocking shops, free this that and the other. He’s a cheeky chappy is Arry but always brings home the brown envelopes to Sandra who does a luvvly jam roly poly, know what I mean guvnor!! Alright geezer!!
As the great Billy Bonds once said….”there ain’t enough money in the world for Arry Redknapp”
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Harry Redknapp: ‘When I watch football now it’s so boring and negative I end up reading the paper’
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A dull melted wax faced cunt.
Luckily haven’t clapped eyes on the sack of shit for years.
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Greedy, cheating Cunt….face looks like one of those bags of dogshit that townies hang from trees.
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Thought that was some rural tradition Dick?
Old custom by country types,
Probably started by the druids,
Dog apples.
Saw some japs feverishly taking pictures of it once.
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I don’t think I’d have a dog if I had to pick up after it. Fuck knows what the Hounds would think if I started stalking along behind them gathering up their crap.
Morning,Miserable
Morning,All.
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Morning Dick.
Thing is theres no dogshite bins.
Are you meant to carry a reeking bag of shite round all day?
I had this predicament in the Lake District awhile back.
I swung it slingshot fashion just before it ripped onto the thatched roof of Beatrice Potters cottage.
How quaint.
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It’s your dog,
You carry the log.
😊
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Bore off you tired old wankstain
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You even see the cunt sculpted around the outside of Lincoln cathedral.
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Him and that other shifty cunt, Fat Sam Allardyce – a right pair of Arfur Daley types!
Always sailing very close to the wind in terms of “deals” (aka “bungs”). But always managing to stay legit and everyone’s favourite diamond geezer!
Harry is forever blowing bubbles (insert lame joke here)
Cunts
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Apparently he got a free pass to evade income tax because he’s “functionally illiterate”.
Yeah, do me a fucking favour.
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I’ll fire my accountant, and if it all goes tits up with my tax returns, I’ll do a ‘arry, and claim I’m functionally illiterate.
Lovely bubbly
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I was taught to believe that ignorance of the law is no excuse. Except for the likes of ‘Arry, it would seem.
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Thank you Lord. I hate this utter cunt with a passion.
Comes across as this ‘loveable old cockney wide boy’ who got into a bit a bovver’ with the HMRC. Nah. He’s an utter wanker. Left most of the clubs he ever managed in worse financial jeopardy than when he arrived. Does he still have his millionaires pad on Sandbanks??? Bumped into the shit stain and his entourage (literally) at Southampton airport years back. Orrible arrogant bastard.
‘Got a go, the dogs just peed in me slippers’. What an unclassy cunt.
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Harry will advertise any old fucking shit, along with his idiot son and untalented ex daughter in law. Despise any “celebrity” who takes the money for promoting online gambling, Harry has sold his soul on at least three occasions, Coral, BetVictor and Betfair which in my opinion makes him a total cock sucking cunt of a person.
Along with Nintendo Wii, Virgin Media, Sky Sports, Thomas Cook, GAME, Footasylum sportswear, JD sports, McDonalds, Prostate cancer, Drummond Park boardgames, Bournemouth, and finally and best of all GoDaddy jam roll poly (FFS). Sure I have missed some.
A prolific ham (faced prick) and major fucking irritant who is happy to prostitute himself to just about anyone with money. Shamelessly and cringeworthy just two words to describe his appearances, also hilarious (although this is clearly bollocks). “Never mind the quality, feel the width” is an expression that comes to mind.
He also appeared on I’m a celebrity, Get me out of here”. If only we could- permanently.
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A disheveled, wonky eyed, knees up muvver brown performing, irritant if the highest order.
What is it with former footballers and tax dodging? The ever popular Linekunt is being pursued by HMRC now I see.
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Harry is best mates with Rat Winstone.
That alone, tells you everything you need to know about the cunt.
I have a few stories about him, which I cannot reproduce publicly, as they would incriminate a mutual acquaintance.
Suffice to say, he really is a cunt😉
S
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Harry rednapp the caring side to help out Paul Merson about his gambling addiction on national TV. Harry’s Boys I think.
Two weeks later Harry rednapp on itv advertising a gambling company.
Cunt.
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To be fair his transfer deadline day car interviews were great.
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He looks like a member of Archibald McIndoe’s Guinea Pig Club.
https://www.rafbf.org/guinea-pig-club
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Face like a melted Wellington boot.
Dodgy wannabe wide boy.
Loved by the media.
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His excuse of being financially illiterate to get out of paying a massive tax bill was a fucking joke.
The cunt has been involved in countless multi million pound deals involving the complicated world of football agents and lawyers.
If he was ‘financially illiterate’ then don’t you think he’d have been ripped off and left with nothing but his shirt by now? What with all that cash flying about.
But no. He’s raking it in, thank you very much, and he seems to be really good at making sure he stays fucking rich, doesn’t he?
His former chairmen hate the cunt I bet, due to his ‘financial illiteracy’. These people aren’t idiots yet ‘dumb’ old Harry somehow took them all to the fucking cleaners as he (allegedly) ruined their clubs.
But yes. He ‘couldn’t even write his name nor nuffink, your honour.’
Piss take.
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He’s a fuckin’ blagger who’s won fuck all as a manager, never managed a team of any note and couldn’t even finish his old woman off to claim the insurance when he dragged her down the road after her coat got trapped in the car door.
Not a bad life for someone who’s been an utter and abject failure at everything he’s tried.
😊
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Indeed Bertie, how many brown envelopes involving deals for dodgy Estonian midfielders or Conference standard Czech centre backs paid for his gaaahf in Sandbanks?
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And I have just caught the weather forecast and seen your favourite poofter, Owain!
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Mornin Libs. He probably could have bought the whole of Lincolnshire with that money!
😊
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Did he use his favourite catchphrase – “I’ll be back?”
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“Ring ring”
“Allo”
“Is that Harry Redknapp”?
“That’ll be a foiva”..
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