Gwyneth Paltrow’s minge is a cunt, isn’t it.
A berk from Texas, Colby Watson, is suing Gwyneth Paltrow’s company Goop. Is it because:
a.) She’s a drab, uninspiring actress.
b.) She’s a horribly conceited woman.
c.) After purchasing a vagina candle (Psh!), it exploded whilst in its jar causing him injuries.
The actress’s “This Smells Like My Fanny” retail for 69 quid prompting the question of what’s the more horrible cunt, Watson or the libtard actress’s fish purse.
Furthermore, what is worse? Being burned by a vagina candle or smelling like Paltrow’s lady ham?
Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous
Surely a Paltrow cuntdle is going to be redolent of Chris Martin’s cock. It’s bad enough ever having to be around anyone who has his musical dirge wafting throughout their environ, let alone his smegmatic scent.
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