A whoops-duckie-I’ve dropped my lipstick cunting please for this “man” (allegedly) who is a make-up expert, and, along with the BBC, trying to lure young men into their camp world, with master (bation?) classes on the idiot’s lantern:
What do they put in the water down at the BBC these days to encourage so many “hey-look-at-me!” nancy boys to crawl out of their closets?. Take a look at the pansy with green hair, for example – could he possibly be a married builder with three kids from Bermondsey? – no chance – he is just another little pansy from Islington or Manchester who stayed at school till he was 18, went straight to “uni” to study politics and gave up after three weeks because mummy wasn’t there to squeeze his toothpaste for him, and he damaged his nail varnish trying to do it himself.
No young man, other than a devout homosexual could want to enter this world of bumfuckery.
Just wait till Alan Carr is made Director General of the BBC – but God help this country if ever there were a need again for conscription – just imagine these sad cunts mincing into the Queens Own Regiment.
Nominated by: W.C. Boggs
Bitesize? There’s no way some dumb millennial fuckwit can trawl through all that writing no matter how badly he wants to be a mincer. They just haven’t got a brain that can concentrate for that long. The BBC always get it wrong on every possible level.
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I am disturbed by your knowledge of programming on BBC3. Not only have I never heard of this programme but I would certainly not lower myself enough to discover its content. Psychiatric help is indicated.
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I only saw it Moggie, because it was a leading article on the BBC News(!) website – beloieve it or not.
Cracking good news from Hartlepool onservative win with 15000 plus votes – Labour down to 8000
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I am even more disturbed to hear you visit the BBC News website. Russia is a beginner for misinformation and propaganda compared to the Beeb. Forget the psychiatric help, it’s clear that a lobotomy beckons.
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I’m assuming that’s a real lass in the middle?
Great tits.
As for the rest of it,immediate oven.
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I’d be careful in assuming that’s a bird. Superficially it looks the business but you never can tell these days. Even if you got her kit off and everything looks kosher it might be a cut and shunt job.
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Ducky, Luvvie, Sweetie, Pansy, Bum fun fuck arse cunt. Only positive thing I can think off is that is …..No I can’t think of anything. Cunt.
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The Bumfuckery Broadcasting Corporation.
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The Gays are skilled practitioners in the art of make-up…this is to fool the Police sketch-artist when the victim of a Homosexual attack at the Public toilets describes his molester…hundreds of daily reports from all parts of the Country recounting a Widow Twanky creature ( thick white makeup,bright red lipstick and a black “beauty spot) launching itself at innocent men going about their harmless business of having a shit… a deliberate and organised confusion allowing The Gays to go about their nefarious activities.
The Gay is a sly creature and it’s chameleon-like ability to change it’s appearance is a threat to National Security. There should be an indefinite lockdown until the Eggheads invent a vaccine to cure The Homosexual Plague.I won’t take it for fear that it has been contaminated with The Gay Gene by the Eggheads who are usually Gays because they were swots at school and didn’t play enough rugby.
It’s an utter disgrace.
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Definitely a threat to national security, viz, the Cambridge spy circle. That doesn’t apply to Alan Turing though, gay, but one of the good guys.
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I’m afraid that I have investigated Turing and can reveal him to be Patient Zero…the epicentre of The Gayness….as an Egghead,it’s obvious that he invented Gayness as a revenge for the schoolyard bullying that he so richly deserved.
There was no Gayness before Turing invented his computer which was no more than a cover and tool for his real activity…. The creation of The Homosexuality.
Morning,MMCM
Morning,All.
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Dick@
What about the greeks?
They were lubing up hamsters thousands of years ago.
Its their national sport!
I don’t think mr Turing is patient zero,
Maybe he caught it on a lads only holiday to Zante?
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Morning Dick. You set out a compelling case.
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@MNC….I’m talking about Gayness in the Civilised World….not some dusty shitehole full of fat women with moustaches and greasy donkey-riding men where the main claim to fame is a bunch of tumbled-down buildings that even Laurie Barratt would have called “badly built”.
Plus the bastards locked me up.
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Methinks you protesteth too much.
Morning, ducky …. eeerr, Dickie.
Second jab today. 👍👍
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You’ve got me Jack…..I’m actually a Sooty,Gay.Vegan,Rambling.Pushbiking,Fat,Barratt-Box renting Teacher …with lots of multi-coloured kids that I claim benefits for.
Morning. 🙂 .
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Confession is good for the soul.
When do you appear on ‘ Drag Race ‘ ?
😀
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Good luck with the second jab…wild fucking horses couldn’t drag me back.
(You might change your mind if that hag, Lucy Scott-Moncrief, came knocking on your door offering sexual favours – DA)
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I was shite after the first, so am expecting the same. But, as I have a nasty feeling that Covid is only just getting going and that worse is to come. So be it.
Cheers. 👍
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If it’s any help, Dick, I had the Oxford vaccine. Rough as fuck for 24 hrs, then as right as rain. Second dose, not even a sore arm. Bon chance!
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‘Dick and Jack’…
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And RTCP!
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Good morning, Gene. How’s things ?
Nice to see you making an appearance.
👍👍
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Morning, Jack. Every day’s another day nearer my retirement, but, I’m tired, drained and have Compassion Fatigue! Just pop in, now and again, after my abstinence, to see how things are going, and, to offer a bit of (genuine, rather than YouTube/internet sourced) advice/encouragement. Glad to see the regulars are still as vitriolic as ever😁
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@ DA
Gemma Arterton flicking her bean while moaning ” Cum and get me,Big Boy” wouldn’t be enough to tempt me to go back for another dose of that foul concoction.
(Gemma – DA)
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My second jab today too.
12:40pm.
Bin nice knowing you cunters…
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Must be IsACs jab day. My 2nd at 11:00. If responses only include Mr Fiddler he can assume we all went gaga.
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@Ruff
Before you kick the bucket after your 2nd jab today, can you update your will and make sure your estate, money and any other expensive assets are bequeathed to me please.
The lesser stuff can be distributed to the lesser mortals on this site – the gimp gear, the shady porn collection, the love letters to Theresa May, and the signed Corbyn poster of him being violently fisted etc.
Cheers!
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I’m looking forward to my third in the Autumn where apparently you’ll be able to mix and match with a selection from a menu of choices!
😊
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It’s out of my hands Techno.
Check with MNC, he has power of attorney. Fuck knows how that happened.
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Sorry Techno, you little jackal.
When Ruff shuffles off this mortal coil his cats inherit.
A small plaque on a bench in Portmeiron, and the rest I add to my portfolio.
Also I get Fiddlers place ‘chateau Grim’ or as the locals call it Creepy Castle.
Youve been warned.
Desist.
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Welcome back, Gene. I was thinking about you only the other day, you cunt.
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Such a blatant display of rampant poofery, oven now
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Don’t forget at the BBC all employees wear makeup.
Its like us putting on our socks.
Dead natural like.
You think Lineker would go out without his lipstick or eyeliner?
Hed be hysterical!
Its the first question on the bbc application,
‘are you decadent?’
Marc Bolan and Boy George were just the YTS lads there.
Look at ‘Doll’ further down the link!!
Ffs.
If ever there was anyone in central casting made for dancing round a cauldron cooking a missionary,
Shes it.
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Dominic Skinner looks like Hercule Poirot gone badly wrong.
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Hercule poirot with bulimia and nice makeup.
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The vast majority of today’s tv programming is aimed at wimminz. They are, after all, proven to adore watching lowest common denominator shit. Wimminz see flamboyant wooftahs as fun, cute, non threatening etc etc. So when the gay tv execs, writers, directors, producers etc claim it’s a victory for gay equality, they are completely wrong. All they’ve created is a victorian freak show to entertain wimminz.
And as far as the BBC are concerned, if a few undecided teenagers decide to indulge in arse banditry as a result, all the better. Fucking perverts!
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Indeed FM.
Safety first.
Shoot the filthy cunts.
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BBC3 I assume? All it’s output is woke and preverted. It is the blueprint for the evolution of the BBC as a whole.
I wouldnt get in a lift in Broadcasting house. That Welsh weather screamer stalks his prey there. With a jar of vaseline in his pocket.
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Morning Cunters,
Sorry to go completely off-piste but it’s not every day that you wake up to the news that HMRC are chasing Linecunt for £4.9m in underpaid taxes. Yee-ha!
I dare say the loathsome cunt will twist himself in knots justifying why as an incredibly rich cunt it is expected of you to pay a lower rate of tax and NI than someone on £15k a year.
I hope the taxman wins and if he does he’ll join the ISAC heroes Wall for 2021.
(A good day for Hartleppol, and now that slimey smug cunt is about to get kicked in his tiny balls, and its not even 9am yet! – DA)
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Have you got a link to this story?
I can’t seem to find it and I’m approaching the vinegar stroke.
(Here’s one link, albeit behind a paywall. But please don’t go off-topic. Nominate instead. Cheers – DA Smug Cunt Fingered by Taxman )
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Sorry, Lineker and the tax story, I’m not that perverted to self abuse over Hartlepool.
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Remove his jug ears and pop him into Unkle Terry’s oven.I can’t stand the crisp shagger.
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Fuck off Dominant Skidmark.
What the hell do these queerdoes think they look like?!
More worryingly though is who watches this sort of shit?
(Wordfence doesn’t lilke the word “queer”. so improvise where possible. Thanks – DA)
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Dominic Skinner’s photo reminds me of how Frank Skinner looked before his transition.
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Bettie-I saw Frank Skinner live back in 91 or 92👍
Based on his content, he would (have fitted) / fit right in here, at IaAC, the filthy fucker😀👍
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Thank the “gods” that I was a child of the 70’s.
Simpler, happier times👍
BBC ratings have tanked, I imagine these shit shows have audience figures in the thousands, not millions.
DEFUND THE BBC👍
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Question: If gay men are attracted to other men, why do so many gays act, dress, and talk so feminine? You would think masculine traits would be sought by stool pushers.
Something very off with it all.
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Same reason Lettuce lickers want to look like men
All about face with these fuckers.
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Our homosexual men used to at least have talent. I hastily cite the late, great Freddie Mercury and Oscar Wilde.
Additionally, these men did not rub their sexuality in your face. They were private and dignified.
It would appear that The Gayness nowadays is all these one dimensional fuck wits have to offer.
Boils my piss!
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