Amazon delivery drivers are lazy cunts!
Doorbell goes and its some cunt holding a stack of parcels for every other bastard in the street.
“Can you take these for numbers 41 53 66 etc etc..
No FUCK OFF AND DIE!!
Nominated by: Kendo Nagasaki
…. is a cunt
You got a bad one there. On the whole I find they do a good job. Particularly considering they have to deliver 2000 parcels a day for £15.00 a week.
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A few of them drive like utter cunts speeding in built up areas, but in the main they aren’t too bad. Never had one ask me to be a deputy delivery operative for the street.
Cunts moving out of cities and buying local housing at the expense of locals grips my shit more.
Not supporting this.
Good morning cunterz. How about a nice big mug of fuck right off.
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I happen to live in one of those affected small towns. We’re slated to have an additional 2500 homes by 2030 – by which point I’ll hopefully have moved up to Yorkshire to be nearer extended family.
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You have to be conscientious but not too demanding of job satisfaction which is a polite way of saying you’re not required for your brains. That’s why so many Dooshkas do it.
Once they’ve hired the vehicle for a week, they can do six days delivering parcels like automatons to maximise their hours and make Bezos even wealthier, then use the day off to drive the van around listening to shit Polish music and doing drug drop-offs.
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No need cap-cousin Shitsky, at the local Dooshka-drive thru car wash, has the drug side covered👎
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They’re too busy looking for an address somewhere in the car to later burgle it.
Morning C-G
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Morning Cap👍
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They are all greasy, insolent, dooshka-dooshka’s, around here. Even fat Dooshka wimminz.
I now leave the drive gates closed and only a pe.destrian side gate open, after one of the fuckers “wheelspan” her rusty shitbox down a 50 m section of the gravel driveway.
Let the fat cunts walk a few hundred yards.
Cunts👎
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Good Evening CG
Fuck me you don’t half meet some posh people on this website 50 metre drive indeed, and that was only a section. You make Sir Richard Fiddler sound common.
At least we have a venue for the ISAC summer Barbecue.
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From gates to house 120yds. From gates to Garages, 160yds.
Lord Fidler is landed gentry.
I’m just an anti-social cunt who purposely bought a house where I can avoid neighbours👍
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Never really had any issues with deliveries from Amazon via the likes or Hermes, DPD, Royal Mail etc (touch wood). Even here in the Lake District sticks, deliveries are generally on time and without any fuss or damage to the parcels.
It must be be pretty tough for a delivery driver these days because with some couriers they provide their customers with a tracking service, so you can generally tell where your delivery driver is on the day of delivery.
So when you get a text to say “Paul will delivering your parcel between 4pm and 6pm” it makes our lives easier, but Paul’s life in more difficult because he is being tracked to deliver in that timescale regardless of traffic, road works, weather conditions or mechanical problems.
Amazon deliveries are by no means perfect, and sometimes we do get drivers knocking on our door asking us to take in someone else’s parcel. But again it depends on what the recipient has said when being notified his parcel is being delivered today (he may have rang up the courier or updated the notification to say “can you leave it with my neighbour as I’ll be out”. Of course it would help if the cunt had made you aware first.)
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Moderated?
For pedestrian???
Bollocks👎
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You cant call people pedestrians unless its proven fact!!
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I wouldn’t say theyre lazy!!
I see them early morning at storage facilities feverishly loading up thousands of little parcels.
And theyre on shite money.
Feel a bit sorry for them.
Well, if theyre English anyway.
And white.😁
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I see em walking-they be ped.estrians😉
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I guess it all depends on the general standard of manual workers in your particular location.
I have experienced no issues with Amazon drivers round my way and have found them to be efficient and polite.
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Likewise.
Except on a couple of occasions they’ve left a delivery on the doorstep without waiting to see if anyone answers the doorbell.
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I can’t agree also. I know it’s not saying much but they’re better than most others.
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the ones we have seem to be a peaceful women of about 60 and her son who shoot about in an 05 toyota held together by gaffer tape. on the whole they seem very efficient and are always pleasant when they come to the door, even shut the gate on the way out which is more than my cunt of a postman will do.
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If your postman is like ours though WCM, you’ll never be short of elastic bands. They’re all over the drive and the street. Thinking about it they used to be red but now they are natural brown…. perhaps so they can deny ownership?!
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Mostly east European here. Seem like a decent bunch considering what a cunt Amazon is.
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Amazon Prime.
Order one day and it’s delivered the next.
Even on Sundays.
What’s not to like?
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Paying for the fucker.
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I was unfortunate enough to have some cunt deliver a neighbour’s parcels as the lazy cunt couldn’t be arsed to check the door number, after a couple of days I still had them, curiosity got the better of me so I opened one of them, inside was 2 vibrators and a butt plug, I now see my neighbour in a different light, so later at midnight I left the boxes on their lawn, the filthy fuckers
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Sid@
You live next door to Cuntstable Cuntbubble?
😀😀
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It’s the supermarket home delivery drivers that boil my piss. They park like they are the 5th emergency service. Double yellow lines, blind bends, opposite a parked car or even the middle of the road. I hound these cunts until they move, and probably ruined one drivers year let alone day. Parcel delivery drivers have nothing on these cunts, parcel delivery block roads and cause a nuisance for approximately a minute. Supermarket delivery drivers will take 15 minutes and don’t give a fuck. Ban the whole lot of them and make people go and get their own shopping. 🤬
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** IMPORTANT **
sorry for derailing thread, but if you use WhatsApp, you need to be aware of a significant change in your privacy settings that WhatsApp did without telling anyone.
Group settings have been changed to “Everyone” by default, so anyone can add you to a group without your knowledge – which may include scam artists, loan sharks, ex partners and other cunts.
To check your status do the following. In the WhatsApp app go to:-
Settings
Accounts
Privacy
Groups
Change from “everyone” to “My Contacts” . That way only your contacts can add you to new or existing groups.
Of course if you prefer the “everyone” setting then don’t change anything, but expect your personal info to be made more available across a broader spectrum without your permission or knowledge.
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Thanks Techno, I wasn’t aware of that. Could be embarrasing if work picked up some of my mates more Waycist, sexist posts.
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My employer made everyone aware of that the other day.
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Fairplay, Techno. My settings now changed!
Sneaky useless WhatsApp cunts 🙁
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Many thanks TC. Checked round with friends and relatives this morning; all had been defaulted to “Everyone”. TBRILW, you summed up the WhatsApp cunts precisely.
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Cheers Techno
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One of these drivers asked me what time iis it?
Between 0800 and 1600 was the reply.
Old but gold.
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Or even better, in our area some cunt delivers it to a different address because they can’t be arsed and it’s then nicked by some light fingered pikey.
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I have had no problems whatsoever with Amazon. I also like the fact that they abuse their parcel slaves ‘workers rights’! Welcome to the UK, Eurotrash!
Fuck off!
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Like most posters here I have no issue with the majority of Amazon deliverers (is that a word?), and I use Amazon a lot. I guess it comes down to where you live, having moved from London to the countryside things like GP surgery etc are all much, much better. For some reason. Never see a copper of course, but saw fuck-all of them in London.
Five, four, three, two, one…
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Never had problems with Amazon drivers so far but Hermes are in a class of their own. I’ve never actually had anything delivered by Hermes to my door – packages have gone missing, been chucked over walls a block away, left on total stranger’s doorsteps and left behind my garden shed – despite the fact I don’t have a shed or a fucking garden!
The last Hermes fiasco was when I ordered a new watch strap. Then once the order was placed my spirits sank when I saw Herpes were to deliver it and they were on peak form. The package sat at their depot for over a week, the supplier chased them up and I got an e-mail saying that due to weight and bulky nature of the package (it was a fucking watch strap!) special arrangements would have to be made and when it was pointed out it was a fucking watch strap they finally decided to attempt delivery.
I checked online to see its progress and was really surprised to see it had been delivered. I live in a cul-de-sac and can see every vehicle that comes up the road and I have a doorbell with a video camera which records anyone at the door and nobody appeared at the door at the time of the delivery but they did sent a photo to “prove” it had been delivered. The photo showed the package sitting in the back of the van, it could have been taken anywhere. About an hour later the bloke down the road came to my door with the package which had been half inserted into his letter box.
The only other company I’ve had problems with was Parcelfarce. I’ve lost count of the times I’ve taken a day of work to receive a parcel only to have some lazy bastard stick a card through the door saying they attempted to deliver but I was out. And when they are told that I’m bloody in, I get a shrug of the shoulders and they tell me it’s at the local post office. Great way to deliver, drop off the packages at the post office and then pretend to deliver them.
I decided that I had wasted enough days and decided to get something delivered to my work. This time they were unable to find the address. I worked at a major university, it was well signposted, and took up a huge area of the town and yet Parcelfarce couldn’t find it.
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As regards parcelforce, I have heard that when they are inundated and know they cannot deliver everything they write out cards for the delivery addresses then whizz round in a van and shove them through the letter boxes.
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I’ve noticed it tends to happen on Friday afternoons for some reason…
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On a slightly different subject, if…
“Someone’s knockin’ at the door
Somebody’s ringin’ the bell”
It could be Priti posh donkey, chapati cunt Patel. This Stasi slag has announced any cunt who goes to an amber list country should be expecting a knock on the door for not isolating:
https://news.sky.com/story/covid-19-travel-expect-knock-on-the-door-when-you-return-from-amber-countries-priti-patel-warns-12311649
Reminds me of a time during a certain war…
“Ver are ya papers, ver are you ‘iding zem. Ve knowz Ver you ‘ave been”
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Don’t answer the fucking door!
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Would you knock on her back door maybe?
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Afraid not, CM. I’d sooner abuse our old tom cat.
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Come back on a dinghy, they won’t touch you, even if you are carrying ebola.
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Viz did a guide to staying in for parcel a few years back. Went something like this: 1. You have to take a days holiday to receive the parcel between 5:30am and 10:30pm. 2. Start to look out of the window at regular intervals after 11am just in case he arrives and just puts a ‘you we’re not in’ card through your letterbox without knocking on the front door. 3. You start to want a shit at 10am but you dare not go as he will probably arrive mid shit. 4. He’s still not arrived at 5pm. You are on the verge of shitting your pants due to violent stomach pain. 5. At 8pm you can’t wait any longer and you go for a shit. Mid shit you hear a knock on door. You break the Guiness Book of Records for the fastest arse wipe in history. You get to the front door to find a ‘we attempted to deliver a parcel but you were out’ card on the carpet. 6. You attend a wind swept industrial estate 30 miles away to pick up your parcel. The mouth breather behind the counter then disappears for 30 minutes then returns to say that the parcel is not there and must still be on the drivers van. You lose the will to live and book a return delivery date for a weeks time……Repeat step 1.
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Amazon – the company who deliver a postage stamp in a two foot big cardboard box. They treat their couriers like dirt, pay them nothing and load them with so many parcels it is virtually impossible to deliver them without cutting corners.
I do not blame the drivers – I blame that thieving cunt Bezos.
The posties where I live are excellent and go out of their way to be helpful, but Parcelforce in the last 12 months have managed to break or “lose”.. some very expensive items I have posted, thoroughly lousy service.
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