Alison Hammond the huge hopeless walrus is a fat embarressing cunt!
What the fuck were ITV thinking employing this dozy braindead fuckwit?
Apart from her having a brummie accent ( a crime in itself) she has absolutely no idea how to conduct an interview without blubbering and wobbling about like Jabba the fuckin Hut.
Her monumental fuck ups are a daily occurence including asking Graham Norton how his dead dog was doing, describing a murder as “a bit sad”, saying how much she liked Joan Rivers house (7 years after she has been dead) calling Prince Philip Prince William!
Stick to reviewing pies and cakes you fat cunt!
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/tv/morning-alison-hammond-awkward-blunder-20595870
Nominated by: Kendo Nagasaki
(The problem here, as we all know, is if you take the piss out of a dark key, you’re instantly branded a racist, even if the accusation is true! – DA)
Alison Hammond. The fat “jolly” lard arse that cried about her size when on the program set on the sugar free farm. Only to carry on piling the weight on during her climb to her current “famous” stint on This Morning or whatever!
It’s a crying shame but the television is full of so-called celebs who are no more than chancer arseholes who will fall away when the next louder mouthed cunt turns up.
Put them all on Devils Island but tell them it’s a reality show eh?
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