TrustPilot, this platform is very good if you can prove you have bought anything from the shop/business, however you don’t. Instead it’s got every moaning cunt under the sun. Just post a bit of good old made up bullshit and bingo, it’s on!
Honestly look at every single supermarket in the UK and this is the mongs you have to deal with. I mean, during a pandemic you think people would have a little bit more respect. However, everyone thinks they need their dinners served up on a silver platter. If you can do better. Make your fucking own supermarket and stop slagging off some of the lowest paid workers you fucking mongs!
Over and Out Cunts!
Nominated by: Clown Clown the Cunty Man
I’ve heard of Trustpilot but just like FriendsReunited, MySpace, QQᵃ, Trillianᵃ, Lycosᵃ, AOLᵃ, Yahooᵃ, MSNᵃ, Google+, Twitter, Instagram, Reddit, Facebook, LinkedIn, Tic Toc, Snapchat, GoCompare, moneysupermarket, &x&c I have never felt the need to substantively get involved. I enjoyed YouTube until recently, WhatsApp and Skype are useful, and I wrote quite a few largely tongue-in-cheek reviews on TripAdvisor when it was newish several years ago. Weirdly, they are still there.
All of which, I just know you will all agree, is wholly dull and quite possibly quite a few others will have the same opinion. I don’t know anyone personally who takes any of this as other than an irrelevance. However this nom begs two obvious questions for Clown Clown the Cunty Man in particular and others more generally:
1) why would anyone leave a review (on any platform) for a supermarket? You just go, have a look and buy your groceries. There is not a lot of complexity involved. If it’s shit, you go to another. If that’s shit try again. There is a rather wide selection of them, unless you happen to live on a Scottish island.
They are all really rather similar in any case, and such differences as do exist, eg between between the offer of Waitrose and Lidl, or Booths and Spar are fairly well-understood by the average 8 year-old.
2) Much more to the point: other than perhaps for entertainment while recovering from a deep coma, why the fuck would anybody, anywhere actually read these reviews? (see 1 above for the reasons)
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The point I was making is you can just post anyold rubbish. The reason I stumbled across it is I left a review for a very helpful women in Marks & Spencers. I started to read through them all and just literally thought what a load of moaners. Every supermarket has the same glowing reviews, basically crap. My personal favourite reading through them was the Tesco one and someone responded saying “What have you done to you doughnuts, they now taste of batty hole” and gave a one star review. I can understand if they haven’t delivered your shopping but a person who doesn’t like the taste of their doughtnuts is a bit harsh for a one star.
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Also if you can post rubbish, you could potentially destroy someone’s business by falsities.
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Very true. A lovely homely seaside Hotel near Bideford was outrageously trashed for its services, and in the same week that my wife and I stayed there. We had a great time, and the place was certainly worth another visit. That Hotel is now closed. ( we were there 2019 ) following some pretty horrendous claims. See the point your making CCCM
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Thank you.
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Indeed and indeed. Or you could just ignore the BS in the first place, as I think I mentioned.
We’ve kind of been here before wouldn’t you say?
Chacun à son goût I suppose!
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I’ve never seen that before, but I agree with you. This is the point I’m making.
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P.s what does Chacun à son goût mean?
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«Chacun à son goût» is French for “each to his own”, or “there’s no accounting for taste”
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Thank you, different strokes different folks is what I say.
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I can see the appeal of reviews for, say, restaurants, plumbers and other goods and services where there is a large component of the “unknown” involved (and usually a significant customer service element, too).
But supermarkets, as specifically cited in the nomination? Maybe not (as I said explicitly on my reply). The day I realise I have started reading reading reviews for grocers’ shops – on Trustpilot or anywhere else – I hope I might also consider reviewing my local options for cognitive behavioural therapy ibidem.
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It goes for any business, it was something I stumbled on which seems very wrong. The fact that all of the supermarkets have the same in a “pandemic” seems very suss in my eyes.
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The reviews of the BBC are quite an amusing read.
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I haven’t looked at those yet, but I will now.
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Ive left both good and bad reviews.
If I’m asked to review a service or product I will.
Truthfully.
So if a meal and services were good I’ll say so.
If it was dire, tasted like shite and the staff were a bit snotty then ill say so.
Fuck em.
Its a digital age, dont sell faulty good, give poor service and expect glowing praise.
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I agree with you completely, however you should have to post a picture of the receipt and the goods. And frankly saying the doughnuts taste of batty hole isn’t a reason.
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I bought a sheepskin flying jacket online, £400, the picture was of a obviously well made one,
What arrived was some sweatshop hastily knocked up crap.
I left a scathing review and opened a case against them and posted it back.
I got a full refund and the cheeky cunt asked me to delete my review.
Own fault for not researching the online shop.
I didnt delete the review.
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That’s the way to go. Fair play to you keep it up.
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Best thing about Trustpilot – one commenter complains that it’s not possible to rate the BBC less than 1 star. Fair point I’d say.
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https://uk.trustpilot.com/review/www.bbc.co.uk
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Also, for every (genuine) bad review some cunt gets, they will just get some lackey or staff member to post a (fake) good review. A shining example of this is Jhoots Pharmacy, a notorious Parki firm. Their reviews are mostly scathing and it’s quite clear that they are cunts of the highest order. But for every four or five one star reviews, some cunt will give a gushing five star review that’s obviously as fake as Bruce Jenner’s snatch. Even their employees hate them.
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Exactly.
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I often leave reviews and find trustpilot is useful. The reason being, if a company looks at its own reviews and takes them seriously they often sort it out.
I bought a set of decent chisels last month and the case was dodgy so I left a review. Two days later another set of chisels arrived and I now have two sets.
I’ve done the same thing with a few items and now I’m a proper moaning cunt.
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I’m not saying it can’t be useful, it can also be damaging. People should admit fault If they are wrong. That’s part of discussion and free speech.
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I do tend to look at Trustpilot reviews before ordering something…I luckily escaped ordering some stuff from a company that seemed to have a U.K. address, however when I looked them up on Trustpilot discovered that they were actually some Egg-Flied-Lice bunch who took 6 weeks to deliver.
I am currently trying to buy nothing from the Chairman Mao bunch…it’s surprisingly difficult.
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It’s almost impossible to buy non-chink products. They’re either made and assembled there or parts shipped out and assembled elsewhere. The sad truth is if you buy from say India, the quality is worse and the orders could turn out to be anything. Other eastern countries produce hardly anything. The west has let it happen by allowing nearly all manufacturing to go east. I’m fucking boring myself now so I’ll shut up.
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Most businesses try to deliver good service, its basic common sense and good business sense.
Only a few are pisstakers.
Reviews effect businesses,
So not to be taken lightly
(Id be gutted if I got a bad review)
But some small businesses can be difficult with customers,
Out of hundreds of purchases
Only ever had 2 issues one with the flying jacket and one with some Ukrainian cunt who called me a liar for saying he offered poor service.
Ended in a row with PayPal deciding in my favour.
The cunt was fuckin unhinged and threw a right fit!!
Oh and Ukrainians really dont like being called russian cunts.
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Basically what I’m saying the customer isn’t always right.
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MNC@ – I have a 100% seller rating on Ebay – it definitely helps with regard to trusting a business, one prick tried to call me a thief and leave a negative review after Royal Mail (yet again) lost an item and after I had provided proof of postage, one “darkened Lady” tried to accuse me (wrongfully) of fraud by claiming a thousand Pound Fendi bag I sold was fake – I went loco on her and it turns out she was a serial thief and fraudster.
Bad reviews are useful if they are honest and justified, but seriously hurt a small business if they are not
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Yeah Foxy agree.
Im always fair and wouldn’t try to damage someones business
(Ive got a five star rating & want to keep it that way)
But rogue trader types ripping people off ?
Fuck em.
I work hard for my money and happy to pay the given price for something but when its inferior to whats advertised?
Nope. I want my money back.
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In a recent Trustpilot review, I had a go at a company that took months and months to deliver orders.
Pointing out that I’d ordered healthcare products and not a motor vehicle, I advised complainants to either request a chargeback from their card issuer or start a dispute with PayPal.
It gave me no satisfaction that the company soon went into liquidation.
😂😂
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Bertie@
Admin@
This nom got me thinking, so I reviewed ISAC on trustpilot.
“This site is totally unsuitable for those of a nervous disposition.
It contains loose nuts, broken parts, and salty bits.
I wont be staying there again the staff were rude, the other guests possible racists.
,⭐**** 1/5
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Casual Racism is fine. We all have quirks. Being a flat out nazi is fucked.
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I just like the uniform.
And was following orders..
😀
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I don’t like any uniform. If you are a cunt you are a cunt.
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Uniforms, sound of boots marching, flags, tanks, open top cars, and planes flying in formation.
These are a few of my favourite things…
Julie Andrews.
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Not for me mate. Promise the world give nothing steal from the people and give everything. Wrong way around quite frankly. Investigate all you want. All looks the same to me.
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😂 👍
I like it Mis!
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The Russians have Ukrainian jokes like we have Oirish ones. Also, to take piss further, Russians really lay a thick accent on the word, it sort of comes across as Oooh-kra-EEEN-ssski. Cruel, but funny.
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Useful site in my opinion.
Plenty of thick cunts have posted reviews but also plenty of info from intelligent persons.
Of course I delight in mercilessly trashing shite companies.
No place for incompetent cunts to hide anymore.
Overall,yes.
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https://www.vitcas.com/ there is one for you terry.
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Not with those reviews!
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Haha
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😬
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Precisely my point.
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Thank you.
Big enough for the dinghies as well.
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Problem with TrustPilot is that people with a grievance are more likely to post than those without one. So the website is automatically skewed and misrepresentative. Most people that complain are cunts and are the sort of tossers that like consumer programs on TV, read Which Cunt and used to enjoy Enid Rancid’s That’s Life. Cunts in other words.
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If you complain, you complain directly you don’t post asshole comments being a complete asshat, because they will be found. I posted all my comments on my own mac address, I’m not one for VPNs because they are a thing of perverts.
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Best review I saw was for a toilet brush
The lengthy review went on a bit but it ended up by saying that having given it a go for a week he would once again be reverting to toilet paper…
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I get the comedy ones, but at least do a five star. Don’t one star a comedy post.
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“Plunger Pete” strikes again??
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Good to see the cunting BBC getting a fucking good kicking. I’d like to know who the 4% are who rate it as “excellent.” Are there that many paedophiles in the country?
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What gets my back up is. 200 people give 5 stars then some totally utter cunt pipes up it was the worst place on earth. Cunts.
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I don’t trust it. How ironic.
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Bullshit reviews are the bane of my life, particularly after I found out cunts can get discounts on things for reviews whether they have experience of the business or not, as some camel cock sucking, jizz gargling, greasy goat fucker left a review for my biz without even having a job done, may he be wrapped in pig skin and spit roasted by Romanian beggars for the rest of his days….. Cunt…
Reviews should only come with a way to contact these cunts, so at least you can tell them they are cunts…..
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