Mishal Hussain – BBC Cunt

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Hello cunts,
I’ve finally given up on the Today programme after over 30 years of it being my tea in bed morning go to on the wireless (except on the odd occasion when I’m having my balls drained by the Kelly Brook lookalike I pulled in a nightclub the night before).

Now I’ve had enough of listening to this sanctimonious old boot with her go to phrase…wait for it…’WILL YOU BE APOLOGISING FOR YOUR BLAH BLAH’ Its normally administered to some hapless gin sodden cunt of a politician, sportsman or celebrity that has happened to be so cunted pissed that they had the temerity to post something on Twitter that failed the now mandatory national woke guidelines of Mother Wokishness of Cuntcutter.

I wish someone would have the guts to reply to her and and say something like…’Michelle I will not be apologising or resigning and further more you can go fuck yourself and tell the rest of the left wing looney commie pinko metropolitan elite woke twats you work with to fuck off as well.

And even further more I will post what the fuck I want on Twitter or anywhere else for that matter without having to make a grovelling I will reflect on my actions and have made a donation to the Royal Society for the Support of Woke Cunts statement…in fact I am going to post a picture of my wedding tackle standing to attention on twitter tonight like that cunt Senator or Congressman did in the USA although I wont be sexting with a chav cocktail waitress like he was and you can shove it up the part of your anatomy where the sun doesn’t shine…

I will come in to the office with my head held high today and flirt like mad with the milf in the research section who always gives it big licks with me who I reckon I’m in with a shout with her at this years Xmas do…

I’m then going to have a 35 minute dump whilst reading the Daily Mail…after that I’m going to spend some time doing my weekend football bets on the internet…after that I’m going to my club and get cunted pissed and fuck off home and order a fucking great tiddly wink on Just Eat…so fuck off….’

Got that off my chest…what do you think cunts??…I hope I am not the only one that thinks she is a CUNT.

Yours in cuntishness

Nominated by: Mr J Stilton-cheesecunt

42 thoughts on “Mishal Hussain – BBC Cunt”

  1. If she got herself a decent haircut and lost a stone, I’d consider slipping her one. A two-pinter, I reckon. I don’t mind a bit of Arab minge.

    • Cap, you wont eat meat but youd chew arabs pissflaps?!!
      I eat chips I find in the street but that’s too much even for me!😀

      • She’s a Parking Stanley not an Arab. Not that it makes any difference.

      • Who mentioned chewing pissflaps?Your diet sounds appalling Mizzers. I’d consider doing her but it’d be conditional. Have her stripped, washed, given a haircut, prepared, and perfumed then brought to my chamber.
        Ha ha, only joking.
        •
        Don’t wash her.

      • Cap@

        My diet is pretty bad, but lately been eating a lot of fruit & salad, big fan of Braeburn apples, I felt a bit lightheaded at first,my body went into shock!
        Like I was starting to ‘peak’on acid.
        I like some fruit an veg but id prefer it fried.

      • Looks Indian to me parking Stanley’s tend to have hook noses a bit like Romans but brown.

  2. I don’t know this bitch but I’m absolutely certain that she is cunt.
    She’s one of many offended- by -everything (except ethnics) shitheads that are ruining this country.
    Fuck off and get yourself circumcised!

    • She is offended by everything. Once claimed her family was racially abused in a supermarket when her 3 children were told to behave like proper English children by a customer. 😊
      John Humphrey once asked her was she only doing her job because she was good looking. Fuckin’ hell, it comes to something when you can’t even complement a woman today. 😊

  3. Hussein is very fuckable and definitely a woke PC cunt. I stopped listening to Today when she came on board mainly because of her obsessive PC inspired questioning insinuations. Can’t stand the woman.

    • Nothing would be coming out of her woke gob if I had my way, as it would be stuffed full of my tackle.
      Tied to the bedposts is where this strumpet belongs.

  4. She used to be fit. Now she’s got an arse like a Sherman tank and a face like an red injun.

    And woke as fuck to boot.

    Another cunt like this is than Konnie Huq. My goodness I would’ve made a right mess of that given half a chance a few years back.

    She has disappointing let herself go too. And she’s even more woke than Hayawatha here.

    I would’ve considered them for a threesome about a decade or so ago, if they’d have agreed to ‘lez it up’ a bit and cleaned my house afterwards.

    Now? They’ll just have to frig themselves off and think about me instead, the fat ugly cunts.

    • One rule I have: never shag a peaceful.
      Unless it’s that fit Egyptian female ship captain who fucked up Suez.

      • That lady captain is certainly fit but she was a long way from Suez on another boat when that happened

  5. Wireless 4 is a teal shitfest these days. Monday midday and yet another daily reading from yet another effnic novel, innit. African for the next 2 weeks. Makes a change from Asia.

    • WC,I hate the wireless nowadays, because I can remember how absolutely superb and truly professional it used to be. It was an essential part of my everday life. Home Service, Light Programme, World Service, genuinely magnificent creations. Now it is aural excrement. Fuck off.

  6. So she hates Britain for all the usual well-trodden reasons, and yet….. and yet, she still chooses to live here rather than going back to whatever 3rd world shithole she came from!

    Funny how these cunts are coming out of the woodwork post-George Floyd!

  7. It’s not just Hussein. The whole of the Today programme is lefty and woke and spends most of it’s time spinning negative connotations on whatever most of us feel reasonable.
    I would though. Twice.

  8. I’ve never heard of this cunt before so she can go suck a dick for all I care.

    Another cunt hoovering up the BBC woke dollar on the back of fake sympathies.

    • I used to listen to Radio 2 on long car journeys for the continuity. I then realised that going to regional Independent radio meant I got local travel news even though I had to retune as I travelled. I tried BBC Radio Leicester on occasion and never lasted more than a few minutes each time. Fuck me, was it boring.

  11. “President Fox – are you going to apologise for the forcible and violent deportation of 15 million people using the Patriot and Traitor act”?
    “Do I fuck you daft lefty bitch – and one more word out of you lady and you’re on the next plane out of here as well – what of it”?
    “Oh, er – did I mention how marvellous the Patriot and Traitor act is President Fox – you and Home Secretary Unkle Terry are certainly doing well with your mosque bulldozing programme as well”!
    “That’s better – now lets ‘ave a look at them tits”!
    This is what is needed.

  12. Just one more BBC woke cunt in an occean of BBC woke cunts. Maitlis Munchabutty Marr etc.
    I stopped listening to radio 4 about 7 years ago due to me damaging my voicebox shouting at the radio.
    Why are these lefties always hard faced humourless fuckers?

    • I presume that if you’re trying to implement Soviet style policies it helps to look like an East German female weight lifter or a member of the Politburo.

  13. I haven’t listened to BBC radio of any kind for years. Last time was GMR (Greater Manchester Radio) when Tony Wilson (RIP) had his own show, and that was years ago. Last time I heard Radio 1 was when Annie Nightingale and Roger Scott (RIP) were on it (again, decades ago). I stopped listening permanently when they brought in those shouty 90s cunts like Zoe Ball, Ginger Cunt Evans, Sara ‘Loads Of’ Cox, Jo Wiley and that Goodier cunt. Nicky Campbell was/is also a king sized cunt.

    Used to like Wogan (RIP) and Ken Bruce on Radio 2. Tony Blackburn’s Pick of the Pops was also fun, but I don’t know if Ken or Tony are still on there.

    Radio 4 is a no-go area for me. The Forbidden Zone of radio. Nothing but a woke propaganda vehicle, run by and for misandrists, benders, BAMEs, demented wimmin, peacefuls, trannies and every other type of deviant and cunt. I bet even the Shipping Forecast is now woke and all.

  14. Piccadilly Radio 261 was great in the old days. One of the very best.

    I recently tuned in to where Picc used to be on the dial and all I got was some soulless ‘hits’ station that played autotuned manufactured crap like Ariana Cunt, Kunty Perry, Miley Shagbag and Spunkbin Bieber. There was also a DJ -some mincing cockfondling type – gushing about Fatty Oprah and the Markle Snake. What a load of servile woke cunt.

    I hear that some of the old 261 crew are on GMR these days (Sweeney, Becky Want, Mike Shaft etc). I just might tune in…

    • James .H. Reeve on 261 was brilliant.

      A seriously disturbed Man City fan, but a dry funny cunt. His takedown on air of that cunt Timmy Mallet when he (Mallet) left Picc is still the stuff of legend here in Manchester. Reeve was like the Mark .E. Smith of radio, and James and Tommy Docherty (RIP) doing the football show was compulsive listening too.

    • Used to like Mike Sweeney (ave you got any Abbor? -No) and the tart who left in a huff. Name escapes me but was in a fucking dire girl group back when. Oh and Frank Sidebottom made an occasional appearance.

      However, didnt Timmy fucking Mallet start there?

      • Was the bird Suzie Mathis, Cuntstable? She did leave 261 under somewhat of a cloud, I remember.

        Mallet did indeed start at Picc, and one of my mates had a dad who did the presenting on 261’s C&W programme (Joe Fish). Joe told us that Mallet was a complete cunt, but that his teaboy/apprentice/bitch was even more of a cunt. His name? Chris Evans.

        Frank Sidebottom and Little Frank. You know it is. It really is.

  15. Anyone who thinks that Maitlis cunt is sexy needs to go to Specsavers or a psychiatrist.

    Even Jimmy Hill or Brucie didn’t have a chin that immense. She’s got eyes like one of them African warthog things, and the hair is straight from that renowned salon, Worzel Sassoon (aka Crowman and Gummidge).

    And then she opens her mouth and it’s game over. I’ve known mother in laws with better personalities, and I hate mother in laws.

  16. Anyone remember that blonde bird who used to be on radio and the telly?
    Mariella Something? I’d have loved a suck off her when she was in her prime. One of the sexiest voices ever and all.

  17. This Mishal Hussain Doris was fit enough back in 2004, but fast forward 17 years and she is more reminiscent of Saddam Hussain – after they cut him down off the rope.

  18. I think I mentioned this bibi a while back when she finished up a story on BBC 4 news about a young girl mathematician helping with the fire rate of the Hawker Hurricane.
    The snide sign off from this cunt was; “… helped to win the Battle of Britain – just!”
    A complete and utter CUNT!

  19. So sick of the woke BBC, SKY and that crap ITV GMTV bollocks, I bought a cheap DAB radio today at Lidl, so at breakfast I can now listen to some decent music on Gold or non pc speech on Talk Radio. I quite fancy a bit of Julia Hartley Brewer first thing in the morning.

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