The froggies bought out our shares and, now Covid has put the blocks on travel and it’s in big financial trouble, they want the UK to bail it out.
That’s a bit like a private used car sale and the buyer coming back to insist you pay for a new engine after it blew up due to lack of servicing by the new owner.
Caveat emptor you cunts now fuck off and pay for it yourselves!
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Never used it, never will. I choose to fly over France to get anywhere I go on my hols.
The froggie cunts chose to buy it thinking there was a few quid to be made so fuck ’em.
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Cover the front of the train in garlic and snail favoured vaseline and tell Macron to stick it up his froggy arse!
Then load the channel tunnel full of all the dinghy arrivals llittering up our country, along with all the other undesirables and fill it with concrete.
Fuck off!
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There’s an expression that springs to mind
SOLD AS SEEN!!
Fuck of you cheese eating surrender monkeys ……
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Doris will probably cough up.
They can flood the fucking thing for me.
After filling it with Algerians.
And Somalis.
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Buyer beware.
Unlucky, try citizens advice you slimy bunch of pond picnickers.
AGINCOURT!!🖕
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Well of course the Jellyfish is going to cough up the money. He’s not going to let his rich mates go short when there’s that big fat taxpayers wallet sitting there doing nothing.
Brick the fucking thing up from both ends and leave the Jellybaby in the middle.
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You can imagine the response if the situation was reversed. The answer would be a resounding garlic tainted ‘Non’.
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Considering how the EU hate us who wants to use it anyway? I have been on it, brilliant, but that was before Camarunt sold our share of it. The reason we have to bail it out is…………. The HQ is in Londonstan.
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I heard that Carrie fancies going glamping with Boris in Brittany this year…expect a multi-billion Pound bailout announcement soon.
Matt Hancock’s Pub landlord has bought the on-board refreshment franchise on the strength of the rumour…well.he hasn’t paid for it yet,he’s just waiting for the Covid-Support Grant to be approved.
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If the frogs want help ….don’t. The pukes deserve fuck all apart from abandonment.
Let them sink, drown,fry,choke,whatever but never again should we help those weasely cowardly cunts.
I fucking hate the French. They think they are special but in reality they are useless cunts and their language has failed world wide so fuck of pierre piss poor and choke on your snails you manky lazy supine fucks.
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Little anecdote you might like, UC. Back in the eighties , before we had the kids and I could still afford it, I used to fly a light aircraft.One summer afternoon a bunch of us flew across to Le Touquet. On approach over the channel we heard them using French on Le Touquet’s frequency on the radio. Strictly, they were supposed to use English. When we called in the controller came back to us in English with approach instructions and gave us a circuit height of 300 metres. Heights were supposed to be given in feet so we went back with “Sorry Le Touquet, 300 meters, we don’t understand”. The frog came back with a snapped “One thousand feet!” immediately followed by a loud click as he ended transmission. Oh, how we laughed. And the young French women on the beach in the blazing sunshine wearing nearly nothing were drop dead fucking gorgeous.
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No need for a bailout. We can buy our shares back again for a penny each.
Of course when it’s profitable once more, we can sting the loathsome French cunts again.
Get back to eating pondlife, you pondlife.
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In reply to their request, using all the tact and diplomacy at my disposal, I would say fuck off you French twats.
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I’m afraid I can’t even remotely get behind this cunting. As someone who before all this confected nonsense was a regular Eurostar user I can attest that it’s by far the best way of travelling to France/Belgium/Netherlands. Far superior to flying! It’ll be one more nail in the coffin of travel if they let the Eurostar go under and that will just play into the hands of Extinction Rebellion and all those woeful lefty smackheads.
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You will always be able to use the Chunnel.
After it goes bust, some rich person, Branson, Soros, whatever, will buy it at a fair price and continue to run it.
Unless the Kermits get all EU and decide that only a French ami de Micron can buy it.
But you will still be able to ride back and forth in a properly dimensioned train.
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Not our problem.
Any requests for money by the BO ridden bow legged Gallic dw*rves should be met with several punches to the face.
It’s the only language these types understand!
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They’ve got a nerve.
Just four words.
Fuck off Froggy cunts.
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I’d be sorry to see it go, cross-channel ferries were a pain in the arse, and airlines will be dropping out of the sky. Trains go into central stations, airports mostly a drag in/out.
However, F and Europe can fucking well pay for it, the cunts.
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Really miss the old hovercraft.
Living in East Anglia easy to get a ferry from Harwich.
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Voetstoots you French cunts. Or, as a famous pie-key once said, “you bought it as you saw it, so fuck off”
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Every year the French veto stopping the 80M Euro cost of moving the EU between Brussels and Strasbouirg. Maybe if they stopped that waste of money they could use the 80M to bail out their own railway. I could not care less either way.
The French – hate us, love our money and troops to oust whatever country has walked over them. Fuck Off .
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