Dave Grohl – Nirvana Cunt

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(Two cunts for the price of one  – DA)

Dave Grohl is a cunt.

Although I was never a big Nirvana* fan (Kurt was too much of a whiny cunt and a proto-snowflake for my liking), this cunting is more about their drummer and how he is sickeningly sycophantic to almost all rock aristocracy.

Whether it’s McCartney, Dylan, Keef, Ringo, Townshend, Jimmy Page or any other rock relic, Grohl will be behind them, licking their arses.

His fawning over Ringo when the Fabs sticksman got a gong from the Rock ‘N’ Roll Hall of Fame was akin to Des O’Connor laughing hysterically at a guest’s anecdotes. Also, when the great Lemmy (RIP) passed away, Grohl was arse lickingly crawly and scraping.

Now the cunt has done a ‘lockdown record’ with that antique cunt, Mick Jagger. Hearing the Stones relic trying to be all Pistols-esque and punk is cringeworthty enough. But to have Grohl sucking up at the same time makes it extra shite. It truly is an awful record, and Grohl crawling round Mick’s ancient jacksie is another in a long line of aging rock star sycophancy from the Foo Fighter.

* When I say Nirvana, I mean the scruffy 90s American slacker grunge cunts. Not the UK psychedelic 60s original Nirvana. They were great.

Nominated by: Norman

40 thoughts on “Dave Grohl – Nirvana Cunt”

  1. The nicest man in rock.
    Apparently?
    Nowt against him, I liked Nirvana, it blew away all that hair-metal shite, but not a fan of the FooFighters.
    Prefer the Stooges.

  2. Great cunting Norman👍

    Funnily enough, I was recently talking about Dave Grohl to a mate who is a professional session guitarist/sound engineer.
    I said that Dave’s arselicking of Obama and Paul McCuntley, at that White House Gig, a few years ago, was the most cringe inducing sank fest I have ever seen.
    My mate lived Nirvana, so gives him a pass. Cunt!😁

    It seems that whenever a camera crew are making anything remotely related to the music scene, Grohl will be wheeled out to kiss ease, the sycophantic cunt.
    Insincere fucking luvvy.

    Ps: must not let er indoors see this comment as she thinks he is the fucking messiah😢. Sexual favours may be removed 😢

    • That White House gig was embarrassing. Prune-faced Paul McCuntley with dyed mane doing the thumbs up and dedicating Michelle to some fellow beside O’bomber, it was dreariness itself. All the bombs that cunty president dropped and yet he couldn’t redirect one for that money-obsessed BeatleHead.

  3. Not sure about this one.

    I like Dave Grohl/Foo Fighters and he is a talented musician, that is in no doubt.

    OK, so he can be like an excitable 10 year old around his rock idols. Doesn’t really make him a cunt and at least the guy is humble and not some narcissistic cunt, like many of them out there.

    Plus the Foo Fighters recently released a great cover of the Bee Gees “You should be dancing”.

    Sorry, but I’m not on board this bus, chaps.

    • I agree, i like the cunt, did a great live tribute cover of let there be rock when Malcolm Young died
      Fo’fuxake he even got Rick Astley on stage and rocked one of his songs up, i think he’s just an excitable nice bloke who loves his music.
      Now, if you’d have said Fat Reg, i’d have been 100% on board with you

  4. Did he ask Jagger what happened when Brian Jones died? bet he fucking didn’t.

    • I remember seeing Nirvana do a unplugged set on telly.
      The did a cracking version of Bowies “man who sold the world”.
      For that alone im willing to ignore his fawning over others.

      • To be fair, the entire show was brilliant. Bought the CD then the DVD when they came out.

        Nirvana were great at times (they did write some wank though). Cobain was a moody junky fuck up, but as talented as they come. Foo Fighters? Bought a few of their albums, but they always seemed a bit contrived/polished to me. Never really got into them, although Grohl seems a nice enough bloke. And yes, at least the cunt is a talented musician (unlike most musical cunts today) who seems to be able to play any instrument. Give him a frozen turd and he’ll probably get a tune out of it.

        I’ll always see him as the Nirvana drummer though, and if the cunt ever goes woke and anti white he can fuck off an’ all.

  5. Most musicians are cunts for one reason or another. But I quite liked Nirvana back in the 90s when house and grunge music was all the rage.

    As far as I’m concerned he can say what he wants but I really couldn’t give a shit. Let the good times roll. And teen spirit was an awesome song back in the day

  7. Quite like Grohl and Foo Fighter though some of their most recent work is a bit bland but still better than the RnB and Rap shite that invades the airways these days.

    His arse licking does go a bit far on occasion but he’s a tolerable individual when compared to that utter wankstained oi rush cunt ‘Bonio’

  8. Not to mention the absolute cunt is another vapid Orange Man Bad die hard leftie and played at Sniffin’ Joe Pedo’s inauguration. Sad bastard. The first 3 Foos albums are fucking great but they’ve gone to shit since then.

  9. I don’t really listen to Nirvana or the Foo Fighters. Much prefer early Arctic Monkeys and some of Linkin Park’s stuff as well.

  11. Good cunting. Now I quite like Nirvana. ‘Smells like Teen Cunt” is a great track. But Grohl sounds like a total ass licker and his duo with the octogenarian Jagger sounds embarrassingly bad. What a twat.

  12. The song with Jagger is total and utter shite. But not as bad as Dancing in the fucking streets……

      • The other Stones were so pissed off with Jagger at the time that they refused to do Live Aid as a band. Charlie punched Mick in Amsterdam and Keef threatened to slit Jagger’s throat.
        Rumours were rife for years about Bowie and Jagger’s doughnut punching.

  13. Food Fighters used to be great but they got old and soft.
    Grohl comes across as a decent sort of chap but his politics stink.
    Never mind.

  14. The Colour and the Shape was a really good Foofighters album in the 90s. He puts on a decent live show too. I always assumed he was a cunt because nearly all rock stars are intolerable people even though their product may be good.
    He’s a rocker through and through but would not want to hang out with him or his ilk.

  15. Foo Fighters was a bit ghey to be honest. Too shouty, whiny guitar chord strumming. Not enough testicles.

    Nirvana was just wrist cutting cringe – ‘proto-snowflake’ is a very apt description haha!

    Guns n Roses were better. They were hair metal and a bit fåggy, but at least Slash wasn’t sitting around moping with his skag and putting up with naggy cunt Courtney. He was speedballing, glugging JD, and shacking up with birds just to get a comfy bed to sleep on.

  17. The Foo fighters are shite and cannot compare with the likes of Stone Temple Pilots . That’s proper music.

  18. You younger cinters-check out Cobains favourite band:

    Meatpuppets-their album “Too high to die”👍

    I always preferred The Pixies to Nirvana.

    I think Dave Grohl is one of the most skilful marketers in the industry 😉

    • Shame Luke Haines kinda went up his own arse to become ‘experimental’ in his solo stuff.

  22. Hmm, if this nomination had been posted in 1995, when Mr Grohl was at his peak, I’d have protested. For then he was better known as Nirvana’s drummer and at his creative peak with two excellent Foo Fighters albums. Phenomenal session drummer.

    In 2021 he has become the very epitome of middle of the road, piss poor, meat and potato ear cack music.
    Grohl can’t sing live anymore and has resorted to screaming to mask this on stage. His sycophancy almost eclipses that of James ‘Porker’ Corden, as he prostrates himself before OAP ‘Legends’.

    Known to release the odd insignificant tit bit about Kurt Cobain in interviews, before the bum licking MSM in order to stay ‘interesting’ and ‘relevant’.

    TLDR: 1995 Grohl was at his peak. 2021: Journeyman Cunt.

    • Bullseye!

      Well counted sir.
      Grohl is desperate to be accepted by the upper echelons of rock aristocracy.
      Ergo: cunt.

      • Spot on. When Corden sucks up to Macca, he’s a cunt and a Grade A arselicker. Which, of course, he is.

        But when Grohl does it, he’s just ‘loves his music’. He’s a supercrawler and no different to Corden in that respect.

  23. Foo Fighters seem to be in the cool to be listening to type of band even though they are Wank, and as for that silly decrepit old has been Jagger, he would not be out of place at Wetherspoon’s on a Sunday afternoon joining in for a sing song with the weekend pisshead mob after a full bender, if anyone wants a good laugh watch the Rolling Bones shambolic attempt at Satisfaction at Glastonbury.! The entire band should have been beaten up after this amateurish display.!

  24. The original Nirvana were better. Pentecost Hotel was a great track. The 90s Nirvana weren’t bad, but Cobain was a whining cunt. And as for his fucking cunt of a wife…

    The thing with Grohl is he seems to like everybody. Any rock star from the 60s to the 80s, he will be there, licking their arse. His fawning over ex-Beatles is especially teeth itching. In the early 2000s whenever there was a TV documentary on a rock act, they would always have that fat cunt, Phil Jupitus on it: sucking up and kissing arse. Grohl is like a more famous version of that. The fact that Grohl is also another Obamaphile and Biden acolyte makes him a total cunt. I hate musicians that tell people how to vote, especially in Presidential elections. In that respect, Grohl is no better than Miley Cyrus and Crosby Stills and Twat.

    And him being in Cobain’s mob doesn’t get him a free pass either. I thought The Stone Roses were great in 1989, but Ian Brown is still a bellend.

  25. Nirvana were fucking shit. I saw the stupid pricks on telly, the one who topped himself was stomping about like Kevin the Teenager. Cunts one and all.

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