I would like to nominate the Meerkats from that abysmal Compare The Market.com advertisement. I know they were last nominated in 2015. But they are still here and deserve renewed attention as they have obviously failed to get the message.
What is it that’s so annoying about these flea ridden parasites? It can’t be that they take the public for idiots – because the public are idiots as a sizeable portion of them obviously like these fleabags or else the ads would be pulled and no one would be buying those stupid Meercunt toys.
I think it’s the illiteracy of the campaign. The fact they made them Russians (why?) and a generation of morons will grow up thinking Meerkats come from Russia. The fact that Meerkats are pests and parasites and if a nest of them moved into the house of anyone that likes these ads, they would call in Rentokill straight away. And they are not cute. One of them, the abysmal Sergei, apparently has worms (according to the other one). Disgusting. The other one adopts the traditional Meerkat attire of a cravat. They mince around standing upright and look like a pair of furry ladyboys talking in ridiculous Russian accents.
There is a broader issue here of obnoxious and annoying tv ads which their creators think are so clever that they keep repeating them until any sane person will feel like hurling himself of Beachy Head. Other examples are Go Compare, We Buy any Car and Cillit Bang with Barry Scott.
If I see those Meercunts on tv again I think I shall hurl a brick through the tv screen.
Nominated by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine
They annoy me too. I think the Go Compare cunt annoys me more.
It’s the charidee ads that annoy me the most. I couldn’t give a flying shite about all the ‘refugees’ and other foreign types. It’s the animal ones that get to me. Fucking cunts, bringing me on a downer all of a sudden and leaving the images to keep popping up in my head forever more.
It’s a form of abuse that is. The cunts. I don’t donate because I know these cunts pay their bosses 500k a year and their kids swan about as ‘NGOs’ on extended holidays (it’s not fucking work!). If the dancing bears vanished, these cunts would capture more bears and pay some toothless locals to continue the practice, the fucking corrupt robbing cunts.
Should be illegal shoving those images into people’s living rooms. And charidee bosses on over 60k a year should be put in prison for theft.
Fuck off.
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We wouldn’t need animal charities if we executed the cunts who are cruel to animals.
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That’s a charidee I could get behind.
“We pay our CEO 50k a year and no other paid staff are on over 25k a year. We have just 10 paid staff members. The rest are volunteers. Just £2 buys a bullet to put through Mtembe’s skull if he tries killing another rhino for its horn. We also hang the donkey abusers in third world shitholes with the money you provide for our rope and gallows.”
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I am having a break in north Devon looking at old railway lines
All the people here appear to be white even in supermarkets
What do these people think of tv adverts, must think they have moved to Africa or London
Can’t watch tv nowadays
Bring back put a Chrysler sunbeam in your life
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There’s a Sikh family in our village. Nice people. And that’s it.
We dont get any robberies or stabbing. There is a Chinese
take- away but no KFC. I wonder why?
Chiggun.
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