I would like to nominate the Meerkats from that abysmal Compare The Market.com advertisement. I know they were last nominated in 2015. But they are still here and deserve renewed attention as they have obviously failed to get the message.
What is it that’s so annoying about these flea ridden parasites? It can’t be that they take the public for idiots – because the public are idiots as a sizeable portion of them obviously like these fleabags or else the ads would be pulled and no one would be buying those stupid Meercunt toys.
I think it’s the illiteracy of the campaign. The fact they made them Russians (why?) and a generation of morons will grow up thinking Meerkats come from Russia. The fact that Meerkats are pests and parasites and if a nest of them moved into the house of anyone that likes these ads, they would call in Rentokill straight away. And they are not cute. One of them, the abysmal Sergei, apparently has worms (according to the other one). Disgusting. The other one adopts the traditional Meerkat attire of a cravat. They mince around standing upright and look like a pair of furry ladyboys talking in ridiculous Russian accents.
There is a broader issue here of obnoxious and annoying tv ads which their creators think are so clever that they keep repeating them until any sane person will feel like hurling himself of Beachy Head. Other examples are Go Compare, We Buy any Car and Cillit Bang with Barry Scott.
If I see those Meercunts on tv again I think I shall hurl a brick through the tv screen.
Nominated by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine
More russians!
Meerkats and russians carry fleas and parasites.
When looking at prices on anything don’t take the word of these subterranean little beetle munchers.
Use your common sense.
I know someone who ordered a meerkat toy and got a perfume bottle of novochok.
Boycott them!
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I like the little fuckers! They are better than most humans in advertisements as far as I’m concerned!
In their next advert they sabotage and blow up a Czech arms depot and then they go on to meet an expat dissident and drop plutonium in his tea!
Fuck off!
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Is there a dark key one? If not it’s probably the only ad now that doesn’t have one..
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I wish there was..at least he might mug and stab the two elderly Gay ones before fleeing the scene, leaving the two “ickle” ones to be raised in a fucking workhouse.
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Fiddler , your post is unusually peppery; are your piles playing up again?
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The fucking ramblers and pushbikers are back in evidence,GG,,,,I had hoped that the Chinkyvirus might have got some of the Cunts but if anything it seems to have increased their numbers…it really is most upsetting.
The Bastards.
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Evening Dick.
You dont happen to have a map of local footpaths, places of interest, places that serve cream teas, maybe the nearest Halfords do you?
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Evening,MNC.
I’m considering bulldozing the local Tourist Information Office.
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Bary Scott has been replaced with a dark key – not that I’m sad watch TV all the time and never go out…….
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Obviously depraved Homosexual rodents….I bet Dame Elton has a whole colony of them nesting in his colon.
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By the looks of it he has been wearing one on his head for the last forty years as well.
Afternoon Fiddler.
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Afternoon,LL.
It’ll be the hide of one that he burst…the filthy old Cunt.
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Cillit Bang is truly a prince among household cleaners. Fucking brilliant stuff.
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My local Tesco don’t sell it any more – only that black mould remover. Wonder if it works on black lives?
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https://youtu.be/WGooQ8yYC0c 🍄
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They are Russian so that they can confuse the words “Meerkat” and “Market”…….a piece of comic genius. Great characters and not surprising they have been around so long. Everybody knows the Meerkats so a highly successful advertising campaign. I love them……definitely not cunts.
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I recall when they first made an appearance they had their own website (do they still?) and it got more hits than the comparison site itself. I love them, possibly because I don’t watch adverts.
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This shit washes over me like African water moaning.I have no idea what they are selling.
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Two adverts come to mind that piss me right off.
One is where a little girl is fishing off the beach with her mother and hooks a submarine. It’s for Shredded Wheat.
Nothing wrong with that you might think, but the original ad has now been changed very slightly to include a few seconds of the submarine commander barking orders at the hapless crew.
She is of course a woman, and black.
The other is an advert for online greeting cards.
It begins with a young girl sitting at a bus stop at night.
For some inexplicable reason they have a person in a wheelchair come into and go out of view behind her.
The disabled person has absolutely no relevance to the ad.
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Don’t forget the advert for some phone network featuring a bloke in a wheelchair and his bame girlfriend.
Also some new crap advert for Peugeot featuring a collection of tough confident young wimminz who are ‘the new Lions’ or some such shit.
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That Peugeot one is fucking rank. Nothing convinces me more to rush out a buy a Peugeot than having some white guilt-looking gender fluid spackeress sitting in a paddling pool whilst some ’empowered’ female dark key narrator drones on about lions and time or some other inane, nonsensical liberal word salad dogshit. Think ill buy a monster truck instead and run over any woke looking cunt that looks likes they’ve dressed themselves by doing a backflip into a charity shop.
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It’s that fucking RAF recruitment one that grips my shit – “Are you chill enough to fly this” (cue fucking Sea Harrier with featured sheboon in the pilot’s seat… yeah …of course…) Point being; I don’t want our expensively trained first line strike pilots ‘chilling out’ I want them sharp as razors, totally on the ball and willing to pull the fucking trigger! fucking cuntery!
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I hope Basil Brush hits them both with a hammer and burns their filthy nest to ashes.
M.ong adverts for cunts and the mentally infirm.
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Confession: I quite like the Meerkats, and surely they are better than the one with the skanks dancing round singing “I’m so excited”. or the car one with that little poofter Schofield. Or the numerous “Over 50” insurance plans, and the fucking Peleton ones with sweaty fat arsed Asian and Dark Key women on their exercise bikes – they must stink like AnalEase’s knickers
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I’ve honestly forgotten what the ad is for, but that flabby, camp dark Quay doing some sort of step-dancing exercise in his sitting room is platinum-plated shite.
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TV ads with ugly, overweight, tattooed, minority, wimminz are becoming all too common now as well. I watch most TV while eating and when one of these is shown in a swimsuit dancing and jiggling about I drop my fork and frantically locate the remote to try and salvage what is left of my appetite.
This woke shit has totally fucked up TV. I’ve lost some weight though.
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The arse accents drive me fucking mad. Obviously they have not had their day yet as they keep appearing in increasingly wank adverts.
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And fucking Barclays is at the virtue signalling again. They’ve done the degenerate football supporters now it’s something about sexism in football. At least I presume it’s something like that as I’ve managed to avoid all except the first few seconds.
The meerkats are mildly annoying in comparison.
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The Russian accent suits them. They are, scientifically, the most murderous mammals in the animal kingdom. That’s some feat bearing in mind the amount of peacefulls in the world.
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Many many brilliant comments in this thread I’m loving it!!!!!
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98% of TV and radio ads make my piss boil. The Meerkat ones don’t. In fact I think they’re quite entertaining.
Dioclese hates them with a vengeance.
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Can we assume the remaining 2% contain women with boyish figures and mushrooms then Ruffers?
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More than likely LL, although I can’t for the life of me think of what the other 2% could be right now. I don’t get to see many adverts these days as I record the few things I choose to watch and edit out the commercials and trailers prior to viewing.
The Meerkat ones I remember from awhile back, in fact, come to think of it, Aleksandr is quite a lot like me in real life. And Sergei is not altogether unlike you, you naughty little errant* manservant you!
* I trust that is acceptable usage, CS?
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Yes, I can see the similarities Creampuff, strutting around Creampuff Manor in your smoking jacket and cravat.
I have just seen Sandi Toksvig advertising Carte D’Or ice cream, vanilla no less, but I can’t complain, we need more straight white men on TV at the moment.
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I refuse to buy anything advertised by some cunt I dislike, whether it meercunts or Sandi Toxic. So that’s Carte D’Or ice cream of the shopping list.
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I refuse to buy anything advertised, full stop.
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Quite right. The best advertising is word of mouth.
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Genius advertising from the industry that has no soul. Talk to the audience like the children they are, throw in a free stuffed toy for the little mewling cabbages, and watch the dosh roll in.
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As a committed animal murdering hunter-cunt, I would love to go on a meercunt hunting safari.
To make it more sporting for them, I would use a .17HMR round-at distances sub 50 yards it would literally turn them inside out.
SIMPLES👍
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I’d tip a gallon of petrol down their burrow and chuck a match.
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I did that on a load of rat tunnels once under a chicken coup that we were going to burn, anyway.
We mixed in some old engine oil and creosote too, so it would stick to the fuckers.
What a sight it was-rats coming out of the tunnels, screaming and ablaze.
Sigh, the good old days😀
Evening cunters👍
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Years ago we used to empty the sheep-dipper by pumping it all down a badger-sett. LOL
Evening,General
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Evening your Lordship.
Of course I was young and foolish back then.
I know better now.
I would use Diesel and old engine oil now-less “flash” and burns longer 🐭
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Yer wise….I fucking near toasted myself by chucking petrol onto a bonfire.
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A tree surgeon friend of mine, lost his eyebrows and arm hair by doing that exact same thing.
He once regaled me with a tale about the time he clear felled a building site for a contractor, over a bank holiday weekend, to avoid the council sending a tree officer to halt proceedings.
He told me he found several dreys with baby squirrels in – then fed them through a Dosko chipper😚
He was a ginger too.
A cunt worthy of IsAC membership👍
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An urban legend has it that a fellow had a beehive in a hole in his yard so poured in petrol and lit it. Turns out the nest was in the sewer and blew up several toilets up and down the street leaving each bathroom full of dead bees!
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I love the smell of roasted Meerkats in the morning especially these tykes.Slide them inside the oven Unkle Terry please
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A piss poor joke that’s gone on much longer than needed. I hate these little shits more than Go Compare, and that’s no mean feat. Surprised there haven’t been complaints about derogatory Eastern European accents, but probably get away with it as they are considered ‘cute’.
The thing that boils my piss the most is when people quote the ‘simples’ thing in conversation.
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Wonder how rats would do?
Rats with Pakistani accents?
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Rats with Pakistani accents?
There’s enough of them already.
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comparethepakistani.com.
Hasn’t got the same ring to it. But definitely less annoying than the meercunts.
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Ah the RatPak’s. Can already see the first advert with a Bollywood version of My Way.
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Come back Roland Rat. All is forgiven.
Incidentally, did anyone ever notice that Roland’s ears were a couple of rolled condoms?
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I can tolerate these meerkats more than that can of can’t James Corden, and that huffing and puffing radio can’t James O’Brien.
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Spoons, did you know James Corden has very large nipples?
The arealoe being the same size as a Sainsbury’s medium pizza.
That singer who looks like a doll was named in his honor.
Arealoe Grande.
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James O’Shitbag has a 3rd nipple.
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That’s put me off pizza, MNC.
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A third nipple, HBC?
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Its not really a Scaramanga 3rd nipple.
Just a slice of pepperoni that stuck..
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Hate the cunts, well past their very limited best before date. Who the fuck thought giving them Russian accents would make them seem more honest? Stupid cunts.
Not as stupid as actual Russians mind, there was a party recently in the kingdom of Bakelite, and the Neanderthal cunts ran out of grog, so they all started chugging hand sanitizer instead, resulting in several of them dying.
Fuck them.
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We’re being manipulated every day.
And to add insult to injury the manipulation is being done by –
Russian meerkats
Fat comic Italian opera singers
Some cheesy cunt called Barry Scott
Race baiting mixed couples
Dark-key female submariners.
I’m sick of it.
Fuck off.
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Excuse me! I am ‘Sick of it’ 😂
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Sorry Sick of It. Didn’t mean to infringe your copyright 😀
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😂 I think we are all sick of the state of the country.
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I can honestly say that I have never been influenced by an advert to buy the product being marketed. And, for the record, I have no insurance of any kind.
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A lot of this advertising that thinks it’s so clever is actually having no effect because, in reality, it’s dismal.
Having “we-buy-any-car……..dot-com” relentlessly hammered into your head every day doesn’t inspire confidence in the product.
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Especially when Phillip Schofield is doing the hammering…
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Even more so when you don’t have a car.
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Adverts with sooties, benders and woke wimminz types, mixed race couples, single race couples (grandparents) with a half soot grandchild.
What a fucking disgrace this country has become!
I want reassurance, to see people who look like me, all these adverts are causing me stress 😂
I think I identify with the meerkats.
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Drown the fuckers in a bucket.
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I feel there would be more mileage in adverts if they bought in new characters to sell their wares – how about Lady Nugee, AnalEase Dodds and Dame Keir advertising those outsize bloomers for wimminz who piss themselves? – all three of them plainlly do.
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I can still remember ads for:-
Vesta curries
High-Karate
Milk Tray Man
Flake Girls
John Collier
Cinzano Bianco (Rossiter/Collins)
Shake ‘n’ Vac bint
Hamlet Cigars (with that Rab C Nesbitt bloke)
and loads more from the 70s
They may not be great products but the fact I can still recall them after nearly 50 years suggest they work.
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I used to love the Worthington E advert of the 1970s with the E shaped glass tankard that used to fill with beer.
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‘Course you can Malcolm”.
Vicks Synex.
Anyone remember that?
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I found that Shake ‘n vac bint really sexy as a teen.
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Connie Booth in the Schweppes tonic water ad always did it for me.
There’s a grainy copy on Youtu e, IIRC. Looks like it’s been wanked over?
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Add to that list
R Whites Lemonade
Boddingtons ‘Cream of Manchester’ ad with Mel Sykes
Cointreau
Cinzano ads with Joan Collins, Leonard Rossiter
Campari with Lorraine Chase
Smash
JR Harltey for Yellow Pages
Levis 501 ad with Nick Kamen in the launderette
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Double Diamond works wonders.
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I still drink R whites lemonade -50/50 fresh orange juice. A refreshing beverage.
Nick Kamen. Who was in fact a gayman 😉
Evening Cuntologist👍
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Evening CG. Here’s your Nick now, in case you were wondering
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/23/13/2f/23132fecb5ec6bf8121d21a7ee75c55e–man-candy-charity.jpg
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Didn’t mean to say ‘your Nick’, that sounds a bit off. I was going to say ‘your friend Nick lol’, thought better of it, part edited and forgot to take the ‘your’ out.
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Old mate o’ mine did the recording for the “Don Amott King of caravans” jingle.
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I tolerate these meerkat ads, but the one fucking advert that gets on my tits and boils my piss in equal measures is the “We But Any Car” ad with that starfish-frothing, gaylord, helmet-licking Schofield.
For those who have been lucky enough to avoid it, CGI shows Schofield doing cartwheel acrobatics in a car showroom. He probably wishes he could do that in real life and cartwheel around until he plants his chocolate starfish firmly onto the erect member of his 18 year old gayboy friend.
The fucking filthy, silver-haired h0m0.
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He was a child grooming cunt, with that lad he met online, then invited him to the studios🤮.
Hence why he is celebrated on Television….
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The Meerkats are the acceptable face of Russia today. But don’t let them lull you into a false sense of security.
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Any ad with Schofield in it.
Any ad that uses William Tell in it.
And the cunts who spawned E I Addio (HSBC) and that old bat Toksvig (cruddy Wall’s ice-cream) should be boiled in hoss piss. So long as they don’t mate… The result would look like an obese meerkunt.
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There’s something faintly weird that the thick one seems to be living in servitude, being forced into child care, laundry and organising the evening’s takeaway. Is the other one who seems to wear a smoking jacket some sort of daddy meerkat who administers hard c*ck after the baby rodent is in bed?
Come to think of it, I don’t care, these things should just die in a fire.
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