Veganuary

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Veganuary and it’s dipshit supporters are getting a nomination. Apparently, it’s a thing now that January is promoted by insufferable vegans as “Veganuary”. We’re all expected to give up eating meat for an entire month, to make vegans feel even more smug and superior than they already do. Unfortunately for them, this years event was even less successful than last year. New data has shown that meat sales were up 15 percent on last years “Veganuary”. I bet the little fuckers are crying into their soy lattes on hearing that. 580,000 people worldwide signed up to this bullshit. That’s out of a global population in excess of 7 billion, so it clearly isn’t that popular.

I have no problem with people not wanting to eat meat. It’s your body, it’s up to you what you put in it. My problem, is that vegetarians, particularly vegans, think they’re are perfectly entitled to tell those of whose who do eat meat, to stop. Well, they’re not. It’s none of their fucking business what other people eat. It’s nobody’s business what I choose to eat. If I want to eat four bacon muffins, followed by a 20oz steak and lamb chops, that’s up to me. And if you get in my face, or try to lecture me about how evil I am for eating meat, I will feel perfectly entitled, and entirely justified, with punching you in the face. Really hard.

A lot of vegans are the shittiest people on the face of the Earth. The sort of cunts who invade the meat aisles of superstores and harass people who are going about their lawful business. Some of these cunts have even resorted to violence. So, I’m quite happy to say Fuck Vegans. Fuck Veganuary. Vegans are cunts.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw 

107 thoughts on “Veganuary”

  2. ajax mk1v
    you are a clever fellow.
    so erudite. i understand your abilities,but not your attempt to lift my secondary school thinking to your loft. what are you on about?
    in all kindness,come down to my level. with your appropos would not be difficult. fnook artoob

  3. I know a vegan. He’s a cunt. He was a tidy bloke before the vegan he started banging turned him into a vegan, then a cunt by radicalising him with peta videos on YouTube. There is a moral to this story, but I’m drunk so fuck it.
    Who’s dog?

  4. Never met a vegan I like, there all oestrogen fuelled späztix who are envious of farmers because they are mostly well off, while they are just a bunch of smelly, lazy and insolunt cunts!!!

  5. I am Vegan but purely because I recently developed some severe allergies and it was easier to just search for Vegan items on the basis they are pretty much guaranteed not to fuck me up. I’m all for eat what you want and can say I absolutely still love the smell of a full english. Most Vegans are mega cunts and I’m reluctant to be tarnished with the same brush.

  7. Can I go without eating meat or animal products for a month?

    Yes, absolutely.

    Will I?

    Fuck that.

  8. I only know one 2 vegans one looks like a costume of a man that could be hung on the back of a door, the other one looks like shit and has no teeth, still I don’t suppose she needs them for anything.
    Anyway they are both look like Aids victims, and they never shut the fuck up about how bad meat is for you and how pissed off they are about not being invited around for bbq, s in the summer.
    So nut roast anyone? Thought not, I will just proceed directly to the medium rare ribeye steak and home made burgers with parmasan cheese in the mix.
    That’s before you concider all the other stuff these fuckers can’t eat because of something in the recipe, or won’t wear, I’m surprised they haven’t topped themselves yet, they aren’t even worth chucking on the grill, they would probably taste like a Quorn product anyway and no fucker wants to have to eat the crap.
    My message to vegans is I eat what I want, my food shits on your food so fuck off…

  9. If you’re bored buy a cheeseburger and eat it outside a vegan restaurant window…nothing funnier than a crying millennial

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