I’m sick of seeing this daft old cunt and her new plastic tits.
I don’t mind the tits,
They’re not a issue, its her.
Embarrassing look at me old twat.
She does some post where she covers others tunes with some old fucker on a guitar,
Mangling peoples work and being all theatrical, and trying to be seductive like some pissed up nana.
She was a short term plastic punk who lisped a couple of hits in the early 80s,
And had a part in Quadrophenia.
Why wont she flush?
Just be old!
No shame in it!
Its her sidekick I feel sorry for,
He just wants a nap and a warm blanket,
She’s a fuckin nuisance
Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt
(She – or her hubby – was nominated on here quite recently. I think you just want to ogle her fake tits again you dirty old git! – DA)
😁😁 “Some old fucker on a guitar.” That’s Robert Fripp of King Crimson fame you iconoclast. I agree he looks old enough to be her dad, maybe he is (old enough, not her dad) I don’t know. Toyah looks fucking good for her age but women with money often do. I don’t see the point in the little YouTube things but I suppose it keeps her in the limelight. Slebs are often addicted to attention.
(Usually MNC is one of the first to post on a new nom. Interesting how he’s a bit late this morning. Can’t imagine why!? – DA)
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Admin@
Just what are you infering?
Im getting my van ready for a big job today and telling mr Maskinback of my love of Johnny Morris and Animal Magic!!
Oooooohhh you cheeky monkey 😀😀
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White van by any chance?
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One thing I’ve been meaning to ask you Mis is how do you manage to find time for working amongst all your IsAC
Commitments?
😂
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And is “took the dog for a walk” some kind of euphemism for rummaging in hedgerows looking for old jizz mags as you got misty eyed about yesterday on the ‘End of Porn’ nom?
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Women should realise that after they turn 40…they are no longer attractive. There should be special Homes built where Men can send the tired old baggages so that they can shift a younger model in. If the old Trout is a particularly good cook or housekeeper she may be allowed to move into an annex as long as she realises that she is merely there as a Housekeeper…of course, if she has young children (the brazen Hussy), she will have to go,no matter how good her cooking.
Women should realise that when they get decrepit ( 40+), men might,for the sake of peace,say “Oh,you look lovely,Darling”. but they don’t really mean it. Toyah is just embarrassing herself…shut the Fuck Up,stop tormenting that senile old Fella and find an Old Bag Colony..you mental fossil.
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I don’t know about that Lord Fiddler. I saw Blondie at Kew Gardens a few years ago. Debbie Harry was wearing this tight little skirt and she was smoking hot that night, trust me. She was about 68 at the time.
Fucking hell!
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Aye, there’s certainly exceptions to the rule…Shania Twain is 55 but I’d certainly be prepared to lower my rigorous standards in her case.
Morning,Freddie.
Morning,All.
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I agree about Shania Twain, Sir Fiddler and I would add Liz Hurley to that list as well. Providing her son was nowhere near.
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There’s something very sinister about that son of hers,FM….mind,I’d probably let him watch and take photos as I did has old Ma.
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My missus is 75 and looks bloody good. Maybe because she’s never used makeup. People reckon she’s younger than me when she’s actually older.
Mind you, I look fucked at the moment…
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Are you feeling bad after having the jab,Dio ?
Cruise ships’ll be firing up afore much longer…do you think you’ll go if ” vaccine passports” are introduced ?
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I know where you ste coming from.
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Plastic tits on a pensioner?
Like finding a five pound note in a knackered wardrobe going to the tip.
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I’ve seen a boob job on an old bird. Former stewardess, husband a retired pilot.
She must’ve been nearing 80. A bit unnerving, and certainly confusing.
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Useless fact of the day. Johnny Morris, on the Animal Magic program, named his little monkey ‘Toyah’ on account of its unruly hair. The monkey did not have a pair of wobbly breasts.
“Itsh a myshtery, oh itsh a myshtery” etc.
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I thought the world of Johnny Morris as a kid Paul.
Kindly old man and he gave the animals funny voices.
Knew as soon as young buck Terry Nutkin came along Johnny’s days were numbered!
I took a instant dislike to Nutkin.
Even at 8yrs old I had his number, USURPER, TREASON!
(I was always intense as a child)
And sure enough they all turned on kindly old Johnny for anthropomorphising the animals, cunts.
I also wrote to Jimll fix it!
“Dear Jim could you please fix it for me to spar with Ali?”
Didnt get on the show but they did send me a Jimll fix it anal bead.
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An otter bit half his finger off, so that didn’t like him either.
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Apparently Nutkins and Morris were very close and Morris left old Nutkins his house when he died.
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Oddly enough Miserable, I sent a letter to Jim stating “Dear Jim, please would you fix it for me to be gang raped by the Sugarbabes”.
Never got a response.
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At the age of 6, I asked him if I could take part in the F1 Monaco Grand Prix, and have Mario Andretti teach me how to drive his Lotus for him.
Didn’t even reply, the cunt. The cunt (Savile not Andretti!) was probably too busy diddling kiddies.
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There’s a lot to be learned from the older woman. I have been sexually abused since the age of 35. Wouldn’t change a thing.
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I do admin and make no apologies for it.
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Sad old tart with saggy titties…no interest.
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Wrinkly body to be sure. But her face isn’t that bad. A career in granny porn beckons.
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She looks like a grey with make up on…..people should just grow old gracefully and then die but like another user said on here recently, fame is like a drug and even when you look like a squeezed out carrier bag you still desire it.
Put them away love and do us all a favour.
Anybody saying they would like to have sexual intercourse with this specimen has very low standards.
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You must have higher standards than me because I would in a heartbeat.
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So would I. It makes me wonder how many have a pulse on this forum.
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80’s pop stars refuse to go away – as we give a fuck for the shit music of that time.
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I’ve seen her song and dance routine with Robert Fripp and i find it it highly embarrassing. This was the bloke that created King Crimson but has now reduced himself to this crap.
He’s looking more like a Jimmy Saville type . very creepy old Cunt. I bet he gets her to do unspeakable acts .
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Well toyah can do unspeakable things to me, I still would, I would bang her senseless while she is singing it’s a mystery…and back scuttle her with my John thomas as if it was a pipe cleaner right up her chocolate starfish
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More of a rusty sheriffs badge than chocolate starfish.
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Just googled the photos of her and Fripp. Toyah is deliberately flaunting her nipples through a tight tee-shirt. I’ve seen worse.
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I’ve certainly had things piss me off much more during lockdown than watching her impressive plastic tits bouncing up and down. Her surgeon has done a fantastic job.
Yes a bit embarrassing and she’s a crap singer, but I’ll give her credit for trying and at least she’s not on social media whinging about gay, black, trans, women’s rights like most other celebs.
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After taking legal advice, I shall make no comment about which contributors have the horn.
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Very wise Mike. We have Alex Salmond’s jury and Markle’s judge (no need to try the evidence) on retainer.
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Wise beyond your years.
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I notice that the usual two suspects felt compelled to reply.
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I remember one shite song -‘ It’th a Mythtery’ and fuck all else from this stage school boiler. Fripp was very good for insomnia.
The tits are a credit to silicon chemistry.
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Same here. And you might as well buy some plastic tits on the internet and stick them on a wall for all the realism they have.
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She looked strangely doable in Jubilee and the lisp was quite cute back then. Been a minger for donkeys years now though and embarrassingly self obsessed.
Apart from the tits, she must look and smell like a dried anchovy when naked.🤮
(And there goes any thoughts of breakfast. Cheers! – DA)
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She looks like she’s short of skin… If she closes her mouth her arse opens .
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Interesting concept, so she can’t pucker at both ends at once.
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FF
That’s probably the funniest thing I’ve read in weeks. Well done, that man!
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Great double act, they just bounce off each other. I’d love to see them in the flesh. Arf arf.
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Not sure if I can support this nom, MNC, but it nicely exhumes some of the buried issues of 70s rock and pop for re-examination.
Embourgeoisement of punk was seen as an imperative by the music establishment back in the later seventies. The genuinely working class movement had to be undermined and repackaged to suit middle class tastes. Toyah was a major part of the effort. Almost talentless but a pretty face, she was painted and groomed to fit the bill. The disposable income of the salaried duly poured in. Authentic punk was safely marginalised. Job done. At least this is what I seem to remember reading at the time in the more revolutionary end of the music press, or possibly Time Out. That all may be just a steaming heap of pretentious cunt but it has the ring of truth, having lived through those momentous times.
All of that shit said, I think she has aged exceptionally well, and I thank Jack for bringing her latest activities to my somewhat jaded attention.
Mr Fripp is a total genius.
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or it may, with the benefit of hindsight, be an authentic representation of the facts. Other than to say that “embourgeoisement” is a slightly suspect coinage, I’d concur that analysis was/is undeniably accurate.
It is important to realise that in the 1970s the financial value of the “music industry” globally was greater than, say, the entire automotive industry, far greater in fact. Profits were made on a vast scale. It should be no surprise therefore that much chicanery and meddling¹ took place “behind the scenes” in efforts to preserve the immense wealth which was at stake.
In a way, it is slightly sad and certainly ironic to see one of the true Titans of that long-dead 1970s cashola-rich industry reduced to making shit YouTube™ “viral vids” in a Pershore kitchen with this talentless old hag – who herself represents the very nemesis of those glory years. She certainly has much to answer for.
¹ pun intended
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She dyed her hair pink. That was her revolutionary contribution to Punk.
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Narcissists are irritating as fuck at any age, but participating in this social media look-at-me-fest when you’re a fucking pensioner should be an arrestable offence. And I couldn’t give a toss how talented her old fella is, he’s just as bad for encouraging the plastic lish-ping granny cunt.
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There is a lot of cunts on here moaning about this duo. Problem is, you watch them and moan, do not fucking watch it, you know what you are going to get……. reminds me of Mary Shitehouse. Still the magazine with the same name was hot.
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Crimson were great, but this daft tart as never committed anything decent to record ever. I recently bought an edition of Uncu(nt). This was because of a big article on the deluxe reissue of The masterpiece that is The Who Sell Out. But also in the pages there’s an interview with Wilcox. Why? Because she has been keeping the nation’s spirits up with her online antics during the lockdown. That’s what it said anyway. Total bollocks and the ‘interview’ was just attention seeking babbling crap. Coming out with shite like ‘We all come from Space Dust’ and yapping on about how she once slept in a coffin. So fucking what?
All of the interview is blabbering ‘eccentric’ bollocks like this and I am one of those people who views those who are seen by others as ‘characters’ and ‘wacky’ as a pain in the sodding arse. Her ‘Oooh! Look at me! Aren’t I zany with my pranks and my plastic tits?’ routine is both tiresome and pathetic. From what I remember, she was also a God Botherer on Songs of Praise not so long ago. I suppose that was for attention and all. What a pin in the arse.
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Mrs Norman is 44, and there is not a bit of her that’s plastic. Doesn’t need it. She also always gets other tarts saying ‘Oooh! Where did you get your long eyelashes from?’
To which she replies ‘They’re real, you cunt!’
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Fripp was good, but Dave Gilmour and Steve Hackett were better. So were Steve Howe and Leslie West (RIP).
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aww Mountain, what a great band.
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To be trendy I bought an album back then of ‘Frippertronics’.
Very weird, cold sound.
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Bore off plastic Granny
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I think we are all being jolly unfair in our appraisal of this screeching old sack of shit.
Admittedly the howling old hag is a refurbed relic and some of the parts are not original but I have cast my sex-offender eye over the situation and happy to say she ticks both my boxes.
I don’t have to dig her up and she still has a pulse.
That’s more ticks than some of the women I have had.
Game on!.
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I bet Toyah would bang like a drunken divorcee at a wedding reception👍
Re sexy older women: Linda Lusardi still looks good for sixty.
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I saw her once performing in Calamity Jane. She was quite good. She seems to have lost the lisp she had in the 80s. Wasn’t there an allegation in the 80s in The Sun or The News Of The World or some such shit that she took drugs? Probably turned out to be bollocks but I don’t think she sued them…
I don’t agree with plastic surgery but I think she should grow old gracefully. Allegedly Joanna Lumley has a plastic arse.
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Allegedly: she had a preferred method of getting a direct cocaine hit, utilising a hard cock as the delivery tool, up her well used rectum😙
Pleasure comes with a cost 🤔
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So would I. It makes me wonder how many have a pulse on this forum.
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I suppose it saves Toyah going around on buses telling strangers how well her grandchildren are doing at University.
Punk – angry kids with nothing sticking 2 fingers up at people with everything, then the people with everything realised how much money could be made by giving them a bath and enough money and Rolling Stone interviews to be less edgy, and suddenly Jemima and her little pals were “into punk, yah”.
And the money rolled in, and punk was lost.
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Well I think she’s lovely. Doesn’t take herself seriously and likes a laugh.
I am quite prepared to give her the most disappointing two minutes of her life. 😀
Get To Fuck.
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Presumably 90 seconds of that two minutes is for getting undressed and dressed again?
Being a local lass I’ve seen Toyah a few times doing the pubs and clubs in and around Birmingham back in the late late 70s and early 80s. And then again in the late 90s. Never took herself too seriously, admitted she couldn’t sing for shit. But never got sucked into the whole media circus compared to others of her ilk.
If she wants to flaunt herself on YouTube at 60+ then good for her. She’s enjoying what’s left of her life, giving her fans a buzz, and not causing any harm to anyone.
Compare and contrast her to some younger cunts with massive chips on their shoulders, throw strops and desperately seeking attention for doing precisely fuck all of any major significance.
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@ Technocunt.
Certainly not ! I’m a long haul man, in there for the whole glorious one hundred and twenty seconds.
Maybe a few more, if I can hold the vision of Chuckyerbalti, having a shit.
Good evening.
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This might get your pulse racing Jack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTLLZNvD0bI
She’s ruined that song though.
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Sometimes I wonder if celebrities, polititians and assorted ne’r do wells act the cunt just to get a mention here in order to revive their flagging careers.
I would still smash the back doors off of Toyah though.
Just for the record.
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Bingo wings and plastic tits on the same woman. Bizarre.
As a lockdown student guitarist I’m more drawn to the godlike Fripp than her. Is this the end, the gayness has finally got me?
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