Meghan Markle (7)

An early morning emergency cunting, please for the pampered Mrs. Hewitt, who has been giving an acting masterclass for the benefit of old Mama Winfrey:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/14265865/meghan-harry-oprah-interview-suicidal-thoughts/

She felt “suicidal”. She told Harry Halfwit that “she didn’t want to live anymore”. Mr Hewitt said h felt “let down by his father” – well seeing that Jim is his dad, why is he whinging at Charlie?

I didn’t watch the Hollywood bollocks – I heard a trailer from it (on the BBC!) and it had a music soundtrack added to the dogs breakfast.

It is time this pair of scrounging cunts grew up and started acting their sodding ages. Neither are teenagers any longer, and the quivering heaps of shit should now just shut the fuck up.

If Mrs. H still feels suicidal, might I suggest a mixture of barbiturates and a bottle of whisky should do the trick.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

166 thoughts on “Meghan Markle (7)

  1. Or even a plague on all their horses.
    The number of insipid women interviewed who seem to sympathise with this pair, start off on the basis that the poisonous dwârf is telling the truth.
    She’s a lying cunt who’s destroyed her own family and won’t be content until she’s seen off Halfwit’s.

    • Indeed Bertie. The Palace should have been far more robust in its response. Either that or simply ignored them.

      • A narcasist hates being ignored, sweaty betty made sparkle wait and wait…i can see sparkle now pacing round the bedroom screaming WHY HASNT SHE ANSWERED ME

  2. If the Firm don’t fight this poisonous little slut and deny everything, then they deserve to go down.

    This should be viewed as high treason and should now be an all out war. The monarchy vs the orangutan and the chimp. There should be names, times, dates, places. Criminal intelligence, secret services, special branch and even the SAS. Top lawyers, sworn statements, the fucking lot. They must do everything in their power to get revenge and totally destroy this devious bitch and her ginger vents dummy.

    • I’m not sure they have the spine for it.
      Her Maj’ got told her place during Suez when we were still telatively powerful.. I dont hold out much hope.

      • Indeed. It’ll be a sad and shabby end. Brought down by such a piece of devious shitty arsed low rent D-List professional n!gg@ garbage.

        Harry is the thickest cunt alive. He could have had any fanny he wanted. He could have bagged someone like Megan Fox. But instead he gets Meghan the Snake. All this fuss, upheaval and trouble for that?! A bag of horse shit is more useful and is more appealing.

    • Old saying; Keep your enemies close. When Sparkle thinks she’s won that’s the time to take her for a tunnel ride. Oh how sad just as we had all made up and were so happy..boo hoo

  3. Piers may be a cunt, but forced out because he thinks the Markle Snake is lying?

    But… But… Those pure in heart chiggun eatin types never tell lies, do they?
    And Serena is arselicking baboon.

    • Sources say !!! ..itv bosses asked him to apologies to markle on air…piers said go fuck yourself

      • Never thought I’d hear myself say this. But I’d buy Piers a pint for his standing up to the Snake. He is going to feel pretty smug (and rightly so) when he is eventually proved right and this race card reptile is unmasked when she divorces Henery Hawk of Hewitt.

  4. Of course nobody is interested in how the Markle Snake is supposed to have bullied royal staff. The bitch denies it and every cunt takes her at her word, and the bullying victims are painted as liars. Yet when someone (OK, Piers) dares to say that the black serpent may be telling porkies there is mass outrage, and cunts like Serena and those ITV toadies are jumping about in the trees. And naturally Oprah Blackvictim never once fronted up the snake about these bullying allegations or how she has treated her father. Cuz dere’s-a only one victim in dis show, and deyz gudda be black an be called a-meg-han. Yessir!

    Oh yeah… Was the Markle Snake’s ‘friend’ Serena her ‘friend’ before the snake hooked and married Henery Hawk of Hewitt? Mmmmm, I wonder what the answer to that one is…

  5. Here’s a mad idea…
    Henery Hawk of Hewitt knows that he is illegitty, and it’s a known in joke within the Firm that ginger knackers is a royal bastich. That Liz, Philo and Charlie Boy see William as the cream and the one with the golden bollocks. While Harry is viewed as the crap and a joke (not unlike Edmund in the original Black Adder). So, Henery has vowed revenge and wants his own back on the royals. So he marries the most class-free, charmless, devious, toxic, manipulative, conniving and corrosive parasite he could get. I bet he thought ‘If any horrible slag can fuck them up, then she can’.

    Nothing would surprise me….

  6. And as for the Snake’s ‘mental heath issues’?

    Any medical records? Any appointments? Any official diagnosis? Any medication?
    Nah, didn’t think so.

    Piers is absolutely right. It’s total crap.

    • same as the miscarriage that happened in a dream, no hospital proof of when she was rushed in dying with Haznoballs “sweating as he held my hand so tight crying we still have each other” pass the chuck bucket

  7. Didn’t her mother Dolorian train to be a head shrink? when she was serving 4 years in jail for fraud..oh I forgot Sparkle couldn’t phone her mother because the wicked queen had stolen her phone

  8. At least William is giving it some and not taking their shit and the quite obvious Markle Snake instigated lies.

    He says he hasn’t contacted Henery Hawk of Hewitt since Oprah’s arselicking masterclass. But what he could say is this:

    ‘Look, our kid, Just because I get to ball Kate every night and you get some chiggun eatin trailer trash, there’s no need to get all bitter about it’.

    • Prince Willam is definitely the more level headed royal brother Norm but he still did the our royal family is not racist routine and my brother Prince Beetroot is a swell guy

      This whole Oprah thing has made me revaluate my opinion of the royal family as a whole. Utter fucking cunts for letting Beetroot get married to this fucking horse faced race baiting cunt Markle.

      I gave this Markle sparkle cunt the benefit of the doubt when she appeared on scene but shes only in it for the money and power that isn’t even enough she has to race bait and do social justice too

  9. Harry is led around my his royal penis . That boy should have sampled the buffet a little longer instead of settling for the first piece of poontang pie he tasted .

  10. Absolutely could not give one tiny little Shit for these two or the Royal scroungers, I find it all rather amusing. In fact I hope it brings the whole fucking royal scam crashing down and the sooner the better. I don’t know them and they don’t know me so I really don’t care. Just another bunch of rich, psychotic narcissists. Fuck them.

    • One suspects that the collapse dotheth arrivetheth as one noticetheth that Philip dothetheth croaked at longeth lasteth.
      Splendid innings given his apparent corpsethlike visage over the last decade.
      Murder most foul of the people’s printheth did provetheth a timely endetheth for Phil the Greek.
      Hoorah Hoorah

  11. Your beloved husband is part of a group that helps others with suicide and other mental health issues. And yet you can’t tell him you want to off yourself. Talk about an unstable cunt. You should never be allowed to be alone with your offspring. You might off them too.

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