I’d like to nominate Mark Schack, a ‘teacher’s aide’ who got caught standing up, standing back facing his camera, starting wanking off to his still on-camera group of students.
8th grade roughly approximates 13-14 for us here in the UK, not that it makes any difference.
He claims it was an ‘innocent mistake’ and he’d never have done that intentionally, given it would cost him his job.
Yeah, a Hell-Bent Leftist not intentionally behaving in a sexualised way towards his charges. Well I never.
Nominated by: WokeUpTodayAndRealisedWhatACuntIAm
Masturbating on camera in the online presence of schoolchildren is not an innocent mistake.
It is sexualised behaviour in the company of minors, highly disturbing, and this Man should not be involved with children in any way.
I wonder if he watches Disney?
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He’s got a couple of options to ensure he gets off the hook completely.
a. Convert to Islam and cite the prophet Mo as the ultimate role model with regards to child based debauchery.
b. He voted for Joe and Kamala at the recent elections which means he didn’t vote for Trump which automatically makes him a good person.
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Cut off his genitals and give him a job as a eunuch.
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That cunt Bruce jenner went down that route and is unemployed
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The 3rd Headmaster at my prep school use to show the senior boys (aged 12 and 13) how to masturbate, publicly demonstrating in class. I didn’t attend those particular lessons and only learnt about it from the boys coming on from the prep school to my senior school. Boys reported it to their parents but it took 3 years from the 1st report to him being fired off, the boys were just not believed. This was all 50+ years ago, I guess times have changed.
About 20 years ago they changed the names of the houses from Nelson, Drake and Mountbatten to the names of the original headmasters, for some reason they skipped the 3rd headmaster. 🙂
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I have just seen the post below. I am NOT referring to Lee Hill although he maybe an utter cunt but not a pervert.
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If this cunt doesn’t get a prison sentence and is basically let off the hook then it sets a dangerous precedent to other alleged MAPs
PERV – “I am so sorry you caught me wanking to a classroom full of 10 year old girls! I know I asked them to strip down to their underwear so that I could teach them about gender issues. But I also had to show them how “happy” it makes people, and having a good old wank was the best way to teach them!”
LEA – “Although this is unusual we fully accept your reasoning. We shall be adding to to next year’s syllabus because clearly impressionable young girls need to know about this!”
PERV- “Great! Thanks”
LEA – “By the way, do you vote Labour?”
PERV – “Of course!”
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Thinking back now, our classroom regularly held mass wankathons. Raging hormones and all that. Even one of the girls participated, took her ages. I don’t remember it being part of the school curriculum though. Didn’t help having a teacher called Portnoy either.
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Extraordinary behaviour?
Hes even at it in the header picture!
Cant stop wanking,
Like a bored chimpanzee.
Make him wear boxing gloves in the dock at his court case.
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Hopefully a redneck dad will go and kick his knackers in.
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Dealing with minors while wanking furiously is a complete no no….castrate him.
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Getting caught wanking is embarrassing at the best of times.
Weddings, funerals, while visiting hospitals, at the zoo,
Can’t choke the ferret anywhere nowadays.
Its social taboo like smoking.
Health & safety gone mad!!
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I know Miserable, its a real tear jerker.
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What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
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You can’t beat a wank?
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Two nuns in a bath…
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‘wheres the soap?”
‘does doesn’t it?’
😀👍
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Two nuns on bikes
Nun 1: Do you come this way often?
Nun 2: No, only on the cobblestones
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You (indirectly) remind me, Captain, of a pipe tobacco. At university in the late 80s, there was a tobacconist on King’s Parade called “Colin Lunn”. I don’t think the proprietor’s actual name was Colin Lunn, but he was an imposing man. Dressed in expensive tweed suits and a different bow tie for each day of the year, he stood over 6’2″ tall and was the spit of Dirk Bogarde in The Servant.
He stocked a vast selection of cigarettes, cigars, pipe tobaccos, pipes, lighters, divers smoking requisites, obscure tobacciana and associated paraphernalia. I used to smoke untipped (almost never filter-tipped) cigarettes and I had a few pipes.
The cigarettes I preferred were Benson&Hedges Red Tin (20s, Virginia), Yellow Box (25s, bright Virginia), and occasionally Blue Box (25, Turkish, oval format). Very rarely for a treat I’d buy Sullivan Powell Sub Rosa cigarettes (25s, oriental tobacco) which were also “plain” cigarettes or Stephano Bros Rameses II (20s, Egyptian tobacco), which were filter-tipped.
The pipe tobaccos he offered were unimaginably numerous. Favourites among the “premium” brands were Dunhill Royal Yacht, Dunhill Early Morning Pipe, Rattray’s Red Rapparee. Everyday pipe tobaccos I liked were Borkum Riff Bourbon, Gold Block, Clan. Rarely, Colin Lunn stocked Cope’s Escudo which was a very clean smoke.
As said, unimaginably numerous. There was a famous brand of pipe tobacco which I’m surprised to see is still available called Three Nuns (the only pipes I smoke now-a-days are of green). Made by J & F Bell of Glasgow, in Colin Lunn days this came in small round tins and was available in two different “cuts”. The original was a dense “curley” cut, which you had to tease out before charging a pipeful.
I wasn’t keen on Three Nuns, but I did quite enjoy asking Colin Lunn how much he was charging for his Three Nuns, Ready-Rubbed (which was the alternative cut). Fortunately, he didn’t appear to get the joke.
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🕺 Evening CS.
Used to love a pipe of CLAN* back in the early ’70s.
* other aromatic pipe tobaccos were available.
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Evening, RTC. Clan was a very aromatic pipeful with remarkable sillage rather like Erinmore – but a hot smoke. An OK choice from a corner shop with limited selection; but Colin Lunn truly was an end-of-an-era experience.
Since those days I found a similar devotion to smoking and tobacco products in Belgrade, of all places. Even the meanest kiosk on Knez Danilova stocked Rothmans Blue (in a wide box like Dunhill International – with the gold-leaf band round the filter), 555 State Express, Balkan Sobranie (nasty).
China was another smokers’ paradise. The cigarette of choice there was Xiao Xiong Mao from Yunnan in southern China. These cigarettes come in different coloured packaging, and are available in flip-top boxes or soft packs. Difficult to obtain, the variant of choice is the bright red soft pack. Apparently, once upon a time these were only available to Party officials – and the red soft pack was Deng Xiao Ping’s favourite.
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Are you a Cantabrîan, Orângeeboôm? There’s a cheap gag in there about a Tab at a tobaccônist but the gin is effervescing and Zhôu Gông is calling.
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Back from Aldi – not a soul.
No indeed not, Herr Kapitän. Presumably Cantabrian would relate to Cantabria in Spain, so not beng an oily S’pic I’m sorry to disappoint there. I studied at Jesus College in the University of Cambridge located within the English Fenlands, so at that time you could have described me as a Cantabrigian.
I’m not entirely clear of the mischief in your reference that the
although I was a leading member of GAS¹ at university (I think the Treasurer²).
¹ Between 1986-1987, The Gong Appreciation Society existed at Cambridge, nominally for promoting the enjoyment of Daevid Allen’s Canterbury Set prog rock band «Gong». In reality, it was a network of students sharing information on the best dealers and currently availability of drugs in the City of Cambridge and further afield. I still enjoy the drugs and once in a while the odd Flying Teapot.
² I unsuccessfully attempted to start up my own Society in my first year: The Cambridge University National Trust Society (completely true). Rather surprisingly (and disappointingly) the University was alert enough to blackball its formation.
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Unlike you, CS, I was far from a connoisseur, but concur that Clan was somewhat of a “hot smoke”. That said, I always returned to Clan after experimenting with similar blends, there was something special about the aroma following ignition.
My dad was a Three Nuns (“empire blend” yellow tin) man. Later it came in a black tin with red rim (“none nicer”). Not my cup of Darjeeling.
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I do hope he is completely re-educated by way of Smith and Wesson.
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The ‘men’ on the ‘progressive’ left – particularly those fond of shouting on Twitter – and Peedophiles are grown in the same vat of genetic waste in a laboratory beneath SOAS.
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25 years ago my mate Bob who had to leave for New Zealand after he fell through the ceiling in the shower of the female British Airways staff at Heathrow, cock in hand while working on upgrading.How we laughed.
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Even his excuse, if true, is still odd.
It seems he started bashing off within seconds of the class ‘ending’.
Seems he fancied a wank seconds after speaking to kids for a bit. Weirdo.
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Throw him to the parents.
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But he looks so normal….
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He looks like he uses the word “snuck” and listens to Maroon 5.
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So his excuse is he thought he’d gone offline.
In other words, right after seeing kids the first thing that comes to mind is a good wank.
No a winning defence.
Still the left is inclusive eh?
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Gas chamber.
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Unbelievable.
This cunt needs to go on a high speed road trip with the proud boys. Without a motorcycle. Without any clothes on. Just a rope tied to his ankles😉
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Innocent mistake? Hey I got some time to kill, I know I’ll have a quick one oe’r the thumb. Therapy of some sort is called for in this case I would suggest a dynamic movement exercise involving wooden baseball bats, raised voices and appeals to deities.
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The left continue to see this disgusting perversion as a valid sexual choice, the mind absolutely boggles at such “logic” but time and again they are apologists for scum. This fat, sweaty specimen shouldn’t be allowed within 20 miles of children and young adults. Better still, as I’ve learned from lurking around this site, would be a short stint in Unkle Terry’s oven. Gas Mark 9 please Guv.
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Dirty old cunt, whacking off in front of SEN children.
He should have his todger and nuts smeared with chum and then have let loose on him a pack of Dobermanns that have been starved for a week.
There is something very wrong when those ‘professionals’ looking at this case can’t make a rather obvious connection between this man watching young children through a Zoom meeting and then having to relieve himself through pent up frustration. The man is a wroung’un and needs throwing down a deep well.
I wouldn’t allow the cunt anywhere near my kids.
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Most people would agree that wanking comes second best to a shag, so there must be a reason why it’s such a popular pastime. I remember these immortal words spoken by an actor in a film I once watched – “There’s one thing to be said about masturbation, you don’t have to look your best.”
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Sex with somebody you love and you don’t have to take your hand out to dinner after and talk about its problems.
Woody Allen
Perv extraordinaire. (allegedly)
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Thin end of the wedge. First the wankers, then the adult babies, then the gerbil fuckers. Children are not safe in our schools.
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Electrocute the cunt, then fire up the oven Unkle Terry.
Deviants like this really need to stop breathing.
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Save electricity, straight to oven.
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Peado’ cunt. Boil in piss, tall building and gravity needed.
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Flay it alive and feed it to the jackals.
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