The term “Gammon”

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People who use the term “gammon”.

You know the type: leftie liberal lunatics (Owen Jones loves it) and hypocritical BLM fuckwits who think anything and everything is racist, yet using a pejorative term against a person’s skin colour is somehow fine!

Also favoured by religion-of-peace cunts, part of their weird obsession with pigs and pig meat being evil but pedophilia being okay. In fact, this term has just been used against my good self by confirmed cunt Faima Bakar, the jihadi “journo” (recently sacked by The Metro) who thinks islamic pedophilia is “no problem”.

I am waiting for her to confirm my response: “if it’s okay for you to call me “gammon” because my skin tone reminds you of pig meat then it must be okay for me to call you “pig-shit” right?”

P.S. – Her comment is on twitter, none of her jihadi cunt support-group commented on her use of a childish racist insult, but when you consider that this roll-call of uber-cunts includes Asim Qureshi the leader of CAGE jihadi support group and propaganda unit whom aforementioned cunt Bakar has been giving free publicity to in her shitty racist jihadi column, then I suppose that’s hardly surprising.

Nominated by: Seanie

46 thoughts on “The term “Gammon””

  2. For me, it’s an hilarious insult. I thought it meant a somebody who’s got blood-pressure cheeks the colour of undercooked roast beef – a portentous, bluff, golf-club bore or a bumpkin living in a caravan. These grunts probably exist on a diet of heart-attack fry-ups and pigs’ trotters and always seem more than a bit disgruntled about everything.

    • Q; What do you call an old transparent bag lying in the gutter?

      A; Faima Bakar with the shit kicked out of her

  3. I am hardly gammon coloured, but I do.love a bit of smoked gammon with pease pudding, toasties and sprouts. With a teaspoon of Colmans English mustard at the side.

    Fuck, I’m hungry now.

    Perhaps Bakar should be referred to as ‘curry’, as is her complexion. As sort of Bhuna hue, if you will.

  4. Ironically the most gammon looking cunt I’ve ever seen is James O’Brien, especially when fighting “fascism” one white, working class person at a time!!!

  5. They are basically getting away with calling white people pigs.
    Which is hilarious really. Considering most of that sacred BAME and peaceful lot are the colour of various shades of turds.

  6. An insult from the Wokie Cokies is a badge of honour. Presumably “gammon” is intended to be humorous and it makes a pleasant change from “raaaaay-sist” and “Nazi”. Meanwhile in America they have banned Pepe le Pew (rapist) and Speedy Gonzales (Mexican stereotype). I’m just waiting for them to tell me Fred and Barney are white supremacists.
    Humourless wankpots.

    • Will Spongebob be abolished next, because he is yellow and and an insult to Chinx?

      Come to think of it, Tweety Bird is yellow and all. Foghorn Leghorn is a Confederate (and white) chicken, Yosemite Sam is a Trump loving redneck. Bugs Bunny has a Noo Yoik Jewish accent, Porky Pig is a gammon, Roadrunner has speeding offences, and let’s not even start with the very black and very mouthy Daffy Duck.

      The only one left will be Wile .E. Coyote, because he doesn’t speak and uses explosives. A perfect advert for peacefuls.

      • Funny how things change. A few years back, they were trying to ban sponge bob as they said he gave kids the wrong idea about homosexuality as he was living with his mate the starfish (forget it’s name).

    • Well, fuck me sideways. I thought you were joking about Pepe and Speedy so I googled it. Jeez!

  7. Several years ago, during a robust discussion on the media blackout, with regard to the Pakistani grooming gangs, I was called a “gammon”.

    This was by a privileged, white, mid thirties, son of an acquaintance. He still lives at home and has never had to worry about money. My friend is very disappointed in him-he is one apple that has fallen a very long way from the tree.

    I just looked at him and said:

    “Say that again, and I will give you a fucking demonstration of the term “ham fisted”, you stupid twat.”

    He actually scuttled indoors like a frightened child (we were sitting in their garden).
    His mother turned to me and said something like: I am so sorry, he is a self opinionated idiot.

    His father, once we were alone: I wish you had walloped him, do the little bastard the world of good.

    That’s the answer to “Gammon”: “Ham Fisted”.
    😉

  8. We’re all very much aware that lefties lack not only self awareness but awareness of and empathy towards others.
    If they possessed either of those qualities they’d realise that a lot of these so-called gammons are lower working class, have had tough lives and tend to have poor diets and drinking problems hence the red complexion.
    They are literally “punching down”…… but white men bad like orange man bad so it’s okay.

    • Owen Ubercunt Jones in his defence of the term specifically said it was punching up at middle-class Brexiteers but that is quite clearly not true – the lying cunt.

  9. I love gammon,if some pathetic spotty lefty calls me it, great!! I just call them an utter cunt. ……..

  11. How would religion of peace members and dark keys like it if they were regularly called “Black Puddings”. Not much I suspect.

  12. Fuck me I thought the Bolshies enjoyed a bit of banter.
    How naive of me perhaps.
    Never mind they should all be shot anyway.
    The wheedling keyboard warrior cunts.

  15. I love being a gammon. oooh im pink ish… who gives a fuck.I go browner than Megan Markle after a week on a beach. Love the pig shit bit ! . Im going to nick that if you dont mind Mr Seanie.

    • can’t imagine I was the first to think of it, I’ve not seen it used in the mainstream media yet though (maybe Lawrence Fox will oblige next time he’s on QT? Would love to see Alibhai-Brown try to come back from that!)

  16. So Faima Bakar was sacked from a paper that is so awful it has to be given away. I don’t think that she will be winning get any Pulitzer Prizes in the near future.
    BTW, talking of Pulitzer Prizes, the work of Ernie Pyle from WW2 is educational and very enjoyable. I rate the guy’s work highly.

    • I would love to have a lump of gammon covered in razor blades and shove it right up owen Jones arse , but the dirty arse bandit would probably enjoy it

      • Sid@ – Not the first pork he’s had shoved up there I’ll venture! 😀
        I don’t care Owen Jones is gay – I do care he’s a cunt, and screeching “gammon” is one of his favourite insults.
        I significantly doubt he would be foolish enough to call me it twice.

  17. “Call me that again and I’ll knock your fucking teeth out” is a good response.

    • Haha, means he can get bigger cocks in his mouth, with any luck he would get greedy and choke to death

  18. Fuck em, call me what you want from the safety of your pc when you know you’re safe from the smack in the mouth you deserve.

    Not in the best mood as some chav cunt decided to stroll across the road in front of me at a leisurely pace and according to the woman in the passenger seat I was wrong to accelerate towards him

  19. Note to Admin; Perhaps tweak the cunting to ‘the Term Gammon’.
    (Done – DA)

    My response to anyone using this insult is simply ‘better Gammon than a soyboy.’

    I first noticed it on Twitter about 4 years ago after the supposed ‘wall of gammon’ on QT. I thought it was quite funny back then but it’s become shorthand for anaemic vegan remainer twats who worship Corbyn for anyone who doesn’t agree with them.

    Same with soyboy as used by the ‘alt. right’, I guess. Not the level of discourse i’m too interested in these days.

  20. It’s racist, sexist and ageist but it’s ok to do this to white males.

    Well, they fucking think it is. But many are getting fucked off with all this anti white shite now.

    Don’t be surprised to see us end up with a leader one day that makes Enoch Powell look like Owen Jones.

  21. I’m a gammon. It’s true. And while it’s an epithet that they think will hurt me, I’m all the more keen on it as my very existence and my gammon-ness is an affront to lefty arseholes everywhere. Bring it.

  22. The Dar Keys have been throwing this insult around whilst commanding respect for a long time.
    I recall training to become a train driver out of one of their strongholds in Stonebridge Park back in the 80’s where one had grandeur of escaping from the guard room to become a train driver and took great pleasure of using the term gamaaaaaan whilst flicking his fingers making them click and sucking air over his teeth to make a noise whilst doing so when any opportunity arises to have a stab at whitey.

    Don’t think the cunt even made it to guard status the thick cunt.

  23. Boomers, gammon, both insults from the shallow mind of the uppity millennial cunts. Usually spouted because their arguments are so weak they have to resort to insults. So, when you hear it, you know they’ve lost the plot, or at least are pissed off.
    Fuck them.

  24. All this name calling nonsense.

    Call me anything you like, just don’t call me late for tea. Especially if it’s gammon, egg, and chips. 🙂

    P.s some pineapple rings would go nicely with it as well. 🙂

    • the cunt subsequently stated that the media had blown Rochdale out of all proportion – this vile cunt really should be sharing a tent in Syria with Shamima Begum.

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