Courtesy Labour List – the gift that keeps on giving – a Red Wall cunting please for former Labour M.P. Dr Paul Williams, who got slung out of Parliament in 2019, for being anti-Brexit, and trying to frustrate the Brexit process by advocating a 2nd (no doubt rigged) referendum.
Hartlepool needs a new MP since the previous incumbent resigned on Monday – two days later and Williams was crowned the candidate on a massive shorttlist – of ONE – inflited on them by Dame Keir’s arselikers at head office:
Needless to say the faithful are delighted.
Say Hartlepool and you automatically think of one name – pantomime Dame Peter Mandelson. Enough said – the constituency obviously embrace Commie sleaze.
Nominated by: W. C. Boggs
Hartlepool? Fuck off,
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Hartlepool – famous for electing a monkey as its mayor and a reptile (Mandelbum) as its MP.
What sort of animal is Dr Williams?
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At least Labour have not selected a non-binary lesbian woman peaceful as its candidate.
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If he is a monkey then hang him.
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HBC – I imagine Williams is a poodle.
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Wrong! They hung a monkey because they thought he was Froganese – a natural mistake in my view. No Mayors though….?
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I automatically think of them hanging the monkey when someone mentions Hartlepool….good job it didn’t wash ashore when Mandelson was about…better to die by hanging than bumming,I suspect.
Having said that…I was engaged to a lassie who was originally from Hartlepool..she was lovely but,alas, realised her terrible mistake in a record-breaking time and cleared out.
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Do you consider Hartlepool the south, Dick?
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I certainly do,Mike….I consider anyone who lives more than 2 miles down from the Scottish Border to be a soft,southern Nancy-Boy. The further you live south from the border,the more chance that you are a wrong ‘un….how many miles south is Australia would you say,Mike ?
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What about northwards? Now that Fat Alex has risen like Dracula from the political grave, will you be expecting to be inundated by hordes of refugees from Krankieland?
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I have already fortified my defences to the North,Mike…the hounds and I have cunningly erected ” Salad Bar,this way”, ” Sorry we have no Irn Bru or methylated spirits” and ” The dentist is open” signs on our Northern border…if those measures don’t deter the Jocks,nothing fucking will.
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Did you know that the leader of the Northern Independence Party lives in that nest of debauched sodomites Brighton? About as far from the north as it’s possible to get.
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I’d never heard of the Cunts but just looked them up and apparently ….”The NIP describes itself as a democratic socialist party, advocating for a “green industrial rebirth” and “socialism with a northern accent”…..I suspect a vast land-owning Country-Gentleman such as myself isn’t high on their list of potential supporters.
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Northern Independence Party, Brighton? You couldn’t make it up!
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He needs to disappear into obscurity along with Woolycunt, Heidi-ho Allen, Grievous, Bercunt and all the other fifth columnists that tried to force us into a perpetually abusive relationship with the EU. Trust Dame Keir to resurrect this loser in a Red Wall constituency. What a numpty. Anyway, don’t care as Labour will hopefully disappear of the electoral map altogether in a few years.
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Hartlepool reminds me of them hanging a monkey as a french spy.
And rightly so!
Nowadays that monkey would get off scot free.
Or its family would be awarded millions in damages.
Riots on the streets of Hartlepool!
Monkey Lives Matter
The monkey community would be livid.
Or as those spying french fuckers pronounce it ‘minkey’.
Nazinine Ratcliffe is actually a spider monkey trained in espionage.
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I was in Hartlepool a few months ago and the descendants of that monkey are alive and well.
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Don’t be surprised Miserable if the Woke run riot and demand an apology for the way monkeys have been treated in the past
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Come on red wall. Give the fuckers a kick to death.
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At the 1964 general election Patrick Gordon Walker, the MP for the previously safe labour seat of Smethwick, lost the seat to the tory candidate Peter Griffiths. The labour government gave the MP for the previously safe labour seat of Leyton a peerage in order to force a by-election where Patrick Gordon Walker was the labour candidate. Unfortunately for labour the good people of Leyton told them where to stuff it and elected the tory candidate Ronald Buxton. Come on Hartlepool, stand up on your hind legs! You are at least as good the folks of Leyton.
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Go eat a bag of shit, Dr Cunt.
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That monkey WAS a fucking traitor and should have been hung twice.
The good people of Hartlepool were well ahead of the game on seeing monkeys for what they are.
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I must take this opportunity to congratulate admin for the above picture.
When printed on A4 paper it makes an excellent air rifle practice target.
I’m on my third already 😁
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If this lying remoaner traitor gets beaten old Starmtrooper is in big fucking trouble. The lefties already hate his guts and his Blairite pals ain’t too impressed with the cunt either.
I’ve been trying to think who they could replace him with but I can’t come up with a single cunt anybody would take seriously.
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Please let it be LIza Nandy – she wouldn’t win, but it would be fun to see her wobbly bits jiggling up and down every Wednesday lunchtime at PMQs
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WC@
Id pay good money to have lisping Lisa breastfeed me!
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Same old tired Liebour
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Chuck the cunt on the excellent Historic Quay. Fucking wanker.
That Dr Sarah Wollaston was an excruciating cunt too. I met her a couple of times, Fuck me, she was the very definition of a vacuous twat.
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That should be “off” not “on”, cunt.
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Hartlepool had an MP vacancy? Bugger, what a chance to have got Anne-Marie Waters of For Britain in.
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Until they are being machine gunned on live TV I have zero interest in politicians.
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Wonder if he still thinks being in the eu is a good thing as the covid 3rd wave decimates the continent? Plucky little Britain standing alone against the 4th reich will have defeated the chinese batflu wmd with vaccinations by June, preventing thousands of deaths in the process. I suppose he would rather we all died, so long as Macron and Merkel are happy. There’s a film where they drop a tactical nuke to contain an outbreak of a deadly virus. We really need to seriously consider destroying china, before another genetically engineered bioweapon escapes from a research lab. We could do north Kores and the Isle of Man at the same time.
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